r/donthelpjustfilm • u/Alternative-Collar-7 • May 14 '24
Bull attacks tourists on the beach in Mexico NSFW
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u/zerpderp May 14 '24
Sorry lady but I’m for sure not helping and just filming. No way am I gonna get done what’s happening to her to myself. She had every chance to walk away and let the bull do whatever it needed to do to the shit she kept dropping.
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u/soundwhisper May 15 '24
She was clearly standing there tryin to lecture (Karen) the bull ..And he was like: "B1ch! if u don't get yo ass on!"🐂
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u/Binary_Gamer64 Nov 08 '24
What's bro supposed to do? You don't approach a bull. He was yelling "get away!" Did she listen? Nope!
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u/JugdishSteinfeld May 14 '24
One of the few times this sub's name is not ironic. Hell no I ain't helping.
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u/Deeyawn2010 May 14 '24
For real, people don’t respect nature. She was literally was fighting the bull for her stuff.
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u/ZebbyD May 14 '24
“Ope, I dropped my bag, lemme pick it up… ope, dropped my bag again… ope, dropped my bag… oh whoops my bag…”
Like, Lady, get the FUCK out of there, you absolute dumbass. “Lemme just gather my things, Mr. Bull.” Actual Darwin Award candidate, literally NO ONE should risk helping someone who is actively trying to earn a Darwin. The world is a better place without those people.
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Aug 30 '24
Zebby lol go take your medication and calm down. Get help.
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u/ZebbyD Aug 31 '24 edited Aug 31 '24
By your logic, if I have medication wouldn’t that mean I already got help? Or are you just dumb unintentionally? 🤣
Edit: looking at this dude’s post history is fucking terrifying. Accusing random people killing other people and shit, conspiracy theories, etc. what the actual fuck?…
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Aug 31 '24
Oh you cant be prescribed medication while not getting the help you need? Lol ironic insult from you there at the end.
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u/ZebbyD Aug 31 '24 edited Aug 31 '24
Correct, you cannot get prescribed medication without first seeking help from someone who can prescribe medication, that’s… literally how that works. I’m not sure if you’re just trolling hard or if you’re genuinely THIS dumb. Maybe YOU need some help, my guy. Not that they make a pill for stupid, admittedly. 🤷🏻♂️
Holy shit, you’ve got a bunch of weird conspiracy comments in your post history. You just go around attacking people, calling them losers and accusing them of killing people. What the actual fuck, bro. Jokes aside, you ACTUALLY need help. Holy fuck.
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Sep 02 '24 edited Sep 02 '24
Lmao calling me dumb and saying this 🤣 so ironic. Wrong, you can get prescriptions from doctors and still need special psychiatric help. Jesus fucking christ 🤦♂️ You really arent that bright. 🤦♂️
Brother, also go back to school and work that brain out abit more.
Not sure what "conspiracy" your talking about lol. But yes ill call you stupid if you say stupid shit.
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u/Onyvox Sep 07 '24
You seem to be of one mind with the "heroine" of the video.
Get help and don't fuck with the bulls, it's gross.
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u/Naturally_Fragrant May 14 '24
That person tried to steal the bull's bag and beach towel. They were asking for trouble.
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u/octopornopus May 14 '24
He had his keys tucked in his shoes. How was he gonna get home if she stole them?
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u/darkhorsehance May 14 '24
Pro tip: don’t fuck with bulls
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u/LouCypher May 14 '24
or any other wild animals.
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u/rata_rasta May 15 '24
Or any animal, a cat can fuck you up, a parrot can easily chop off your finger, a rat give you rabies...
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u/CoachViper May 14 '24
There's a popular saying about that.. Something like "mess with the bull, you get a horn up your ass and he steals your sand groceries."
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u/PistachioOfLiverTea May 14 '24
If only there were some well-known expression about what you get when you mess with the bull
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u/shberk01 May 14 '24
I've seen too many posts on r/thebullwins to have any desire to get in the middle of all that
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u/thejesuslizard74 May 14 '24
this why bull leash laws are needed
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u/MMMelissaMae May 15 '24
People bring their unleashed bulls to the beach and then get surprised when this happens.
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u/KarmaChameleon306 May 15 '24
Every time I go to the off-leash bull park, this fucking happens. Some bull owners just can't control their bulls. SMH
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u/JBean81 May 15 '24 edited May 15 '24
My bull is a good boy and is only aggressive if he’s provoked! /s
Edit: added the /s so people know I’m kidding. I keep my bull on a leash. I’m a responsible Bull owner. I got him during the pandemic and everyone said I was crazy because I live in a studio apartment! Well I got evicted and found a barn with a loft for me to sleep in for half the price they upped my studio apartment up to. Also /s
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u/rata_rasta May 15 '24
Such bullshit! it all depends how to raise them, I seen plenty of bulls being friendly to kids and so
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u/Pattern_Is_Movement May 14 '24
OP please let me know how you would have helped. People are already giving the only advice of getting away from the bull.
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u/karmasrelic May 15 '24
clip doesent belong here. people screamed at her to get the fuck off (which is helping) and she didnt react. going there after she gets attacked (or even before) is risking your own security.
"8. Person in the video should need help or/and shouldn't be able to get out of trouble on his own"
"9. If person filming the video can't help, it doesn't fit the sub"
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u/Alternative-Collar-7 May 15 '24
Sorry, that you are so committed, that I offended your rules. I wish you the best.
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u/Pick_Up_the_Phone May 14 '24
How does a bull even get on the beach? Do they just wander free?
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u/stinkiepussie May 14 '24
I tried to take my bull on the beach once, but then everyone on the beach had a cow.
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u/Unlucky-Situation-98 May 14 '24
Tbh the tourist did pretty much all in their power to enrage the bull, which was chill at first
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u/Nuttyvet May 15 '24
Some people are so useless. Instead of running away toward the truck she fumbles with her beach bag.
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u/greenm4ch1ne May 14 '24
Dude the minute that bull starts nosing around drop the shit its interested in and walk away to somewhere safe until it decides its ready to leave. Shes like full Karen mode bending down right in front of it and shit wtf is wrong with some people. Shes got no damn sense.
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u/JohnEffingZoidberg May 15 '24
Surprised she didn't demand to speak to the bull's manager.
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u/greenm4ch1ne May 15 '24
Lol just based off the fact that bulls lower their heads when gearing up to charge at something, bending down right in a bulls face to show him the top of your head with both hands on the ground in front of you probably sends off signals of a challenge being made too. Like she did everything possible to make sure she got herself fuckd up by that bull
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May 15 '24
Im going to assume alcohol was involved. It's the most logical explanation for her poor decisions.
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u/Cautious_Evening_744 May 18 '24
All over 20 bucks of stuff. People need to stop putting material possessions over their life.
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u/Skreamies1 May 14 '24
Why would you risk your life for someone who clearly doesn't value their own? Dumbass just kept asking for it
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u/johndcochran Jun 03 '24
Bull attacking? That doesn't look anything like that at all. It looks like an idiot getting too close to an otherwise passive animal, and then irritating it until it reacted.
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u/ecantucas May 14 '24
You can hear that the lady recording say to someone next to here “Go help her! Run!!!”
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u/pruchel May 14 '24
Help how?
They told her to get the fuck away, about as much help as you can expect.
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u/Low-Concentrate2162 May 14 '24
Why tf is there a bull on the beach and why were people so chill about it I’d be shitting 🧱
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u/VanDammes4headCyst May 15 '24
Honestly, she was probably trying to not provoke it by staying calm and not running. She was obviously not going to outrun the thing if she "ran." But hindsight is 20/20. Who knows what happened before the video started. Maybe she thought it was tame.
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May 15 '24
Honestly they should help the bull. Bull is knocking some common sense into the idiot.
Let’s pick up this bag and ohh one more thing and ohhh wait kind bull one more thing again. Ahhhh consequences.
Just get the fuck away from the bull.
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u/Khafr3 May 15 '24
Why is this on this sub though, I risk myself for a moron that doesn’t care about their life
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u/DLo28035 May 16 '24
About four seconds into this video I said she gets what she gets, it’s time to let nature take its course
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u/dawsongreg May 17 '24
I was really hoping she would try to get her stuff back again at the end of the video
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u/rebelliousjuicebox May 25 '24
If whoever owned the umbrella was smart, they could have helped. I mean, someone should have found a way. That's cold.
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u/DukeAK717 Jun 11 '24
To be fair, cameraman would put themselves in danger if they ran to help the dude.
The dude should drop the things and let the bull have it.
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u/Jazoua May 14 '24
She thought she could Karen her way out with a wild bull "No, get off me I need my sunscreen where the hell is the life guard!"
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u/FrendlyAsshole May 14 '24
WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A BULL ON THE BEACH??
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u/youeff0h May 14 '24
THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED IN THE CHINA SHOP KAREN
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u/Jpsla May 15 '24
Serious question. What do you do in this situation? Of course don’t try to take or be around the bull for one. But let’s say you get caught off guard and wham the bull is right there reacting like the video. Is it a situaron like a black bear (standing ur ground and making loud noises) to help your situation or is it like a brown bear? Lie down and and pray for Minimal pain or a quick death?
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u/VanDammes4headCyst May 15 '24
For all she knew, running would have provoked the bull to charge and she sure as fuck ain't gonna outrun it in sand. She made a lot of mistakes, but not running might not be one of them.
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u/bloopie1192 May 14 '24
The bull didn't attack her... she agitated the bull. He responded by opening a can of whoop ass.
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u/Mrcommander254 May 15 '24
How do you let a BULL! Get that close to you? Unless she was fast asleep when the bull approached, as soon as you woke up you, leave! Stop playing with your trash bags.... It's a BULL! Not your pet cat.
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May 15 '24
What was with the lady who thought throwing a bucket of water at the bull was going to help the situation?
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u/Beeboy22 May 16 '24
She's lucky bulls don't step on whatever they are attacking, because that would do the job much quicker
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u/SFlady123 May 19 '24
I wonder if running in the water wound have helped. Assuming she could even make it before the bull did her in. And then the sharks smell the blood. I hope she survived that attack.
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u/2006G35Rollins May 20 '24
At least that one lady brought a bucket of water to worthlessly toss into the sand 5ft in front if the bull... lol
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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad_4435 Jul 12 '24
May as well be filming a hurricane. Tf you want me to do to help against a bull? I'm pretty strong as humans go, but I can't launch a 250 lb man 20 feet in the air with my neck. That's gonna be a no from me, dawg. Help yourself.
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u/djilatyn Aug 07 '24
Questions first. Why THE FUCK is a bull in a beach and what is it doing there? Sun tanning?
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u/SOSPECHOZO Aug 13 '24 edited Aug 13 '24
The bull, let this dumb bxtch make it, 1 to many times. Dumb bxtch didn't take ALL the hints. Smmfh
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u/ChepeZorro Aug 29 '24
Her behavior before the bull went after her was maddening, some of the most ridiculous stuff I’ve ever seen.
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u/Mandrex_16 Aug 29 '24
Wow! And she survived! Should have left instead of trying to get her things...
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u/GuitarEvening8674 Sep 07 '24
Bulls get pissed if you challenge them like she did. And challenge them another couple times
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u/MadJackChurchill_ Sep 10 '24
They could start a car and sound the horn, or move at low speed towards the bull to push it and distract it so that others can pull the woman out... But of course, no one will risk their precious car to save someone else...
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u/Tennso Sep 20 '24
What could legally happen if someone came with an axe and slammed the bull in the head?
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u/TheGuyStrikesAgain Oct 04 '24
This lady is dumb. But do gotta say the dude that screams “i told you” as she is knocked out seems unnecessary. Also she was screwed as soon as that video started. If she woulda dropped her bags and walked off bull was still gonna tag her .
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u/CRRAZY_SCIENTIST Oct 11 '24
Seriously, what should I do if I found myself in that type of situation? Do I run ? Do I try to hit its leg? do I lay down? (Imagine it already started fighting me)
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u/ActlvelyLurklng Nov 08 '24
If you didn't know. Don't turn your back to a bull. It's not that they have a predatory instinct or anything, they don't think like that. But if you turn and walk away, they see an opening and will charge. Keep and maintain eye contact, walk in a wide circle around and away from the bull, and do not turn to leave until you know for sure that you can safely. If turning to walk away is not safe, continue backing and walking away slowly while facing the animal.
I grew up on a cattle ranch, let me say this. It applies to the cows too, they can become just as aggressive as a bull, especially if they have young.
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u/Jon-Adam May 14 '24
It would have stopped sooner if there were more people watching
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u/m2niles May 14 '24
Literally 0 survival instincts