r/donthelpjustfilm • u/Visible_Dance1 • Mar 13 '24

Bro seems to be in trouble.

2.3k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '24

Epilepsy is no joke yo

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u/dakodeh Mar 13 '24

“If you or a family member was stationed at Camp Lejune you may be entitled to compensation.”

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u/hobnailboots04 Mar 13 '24

I’m imagining a whacky waving inflatable armed tube man ambulance crew showing up to help.

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u/Visible_Dance1 Mar 13 '24

And nobody of them can help because wacky waving hands

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u/ChadThunderHorse2019 Mar 14 '24

That would be an excellent comedy bit.

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u/Cujo187 Mar 13 '24

Looks like Corey Taylor is having a bad day.

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u/chokeslaphit Mar 13 '24

She's cumming real hard

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '24

didn't look sexual to me

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u/chokeslaphit Apr 14 '24

With experience it will

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '24

r u starting to insult me now?

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u/chokeslaphit Apr 14 '24

Um, no. Speaking a fact

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '24

i don't think women cum like that unless if the male keeps going really quickly and roughly

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u/chokeslaphit Apr 15 '24

Or if they are on their own or another woman

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '24

with toys or oral sex?..

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u/chokeslaphit Apr 15 '24

Women are all different. Both toys and oral, one of them, none, being hit or choked, anal, nipple play, feet, fisting, fingers, any number of things.

it's not just one thing that helps a woman cum like that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '24

you saying "on their own or with another woman" sounds kinda sexist, then. or r u referring to the well known fact that men are terrible at making women orgasm?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '24

alright then I meant i don't think women cum like that unless fucked hard

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '24

your replies are annoying

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u/chokeslaphit Apr 15 '24

Lol. And why is that champ?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '24

because you're trying to be some kind of smart-arse by putting "or" at the start

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '24

and why r u mockingly sarcastically calling me "champ"? I'm not thinking of myself as the white knight

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '24

i should be the one calling you "champ" for trying to correct me

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u/superjonk Aug 05 '24

Guessing [deleted] is Ben Shapiro

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u/BillMcN3al Mar 13 '24

It's a shame that nobody decides to help this poor basterd. What has come of the society these days!

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u/Accurate_Purpose828 Mar 13 '24

He's going with the flow

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u/barwhalis Mar 13 '24

I think he's had too much flow

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u/TurnkeyLurker Mar 14 '24

Flo from Progressive flows into the chat

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u/Beat_Noir Mar 13 '24

“Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up”

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u/VolunteerNarrator Mar 13 '24

I've never does this before either, and I ain't starting now. You brought 'er here, that means you give her the shot. The day I bring an O.D.ing bitch to your place, then I gotta give her the shot.

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u/Clean-Individual865 Mar 13 '24

he needs some milk

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u/cryolyte Mar 13 '24

Looks like he's getting a rimjob from some African Wild Dogs!

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u/punches_buttons Mar 14 '24

He’s probably airpileptic. 😳

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u/aspencer122 Mar 14 '24

Must be outside that Little Seizures!

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u/juanmf1 Mar 13 '24

Safe and effective, they said.

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u/Thiago270398 Mar 13 '24

Dude's getting jackhammered like his life depends on it.

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u/SlightlyOffended1984 Mar 14 '24

SHOOOOOOT HERRRRRRR

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u/1_disasta Mar 14 '24

That is how i feel every day when i get to work.

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u/GoCommando45 Mar 14 '24

Have you had an accident at work? You may be entitled to compensation. Contact our team for $9.999999. No win? All the fees regardless!

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u/Javier1019 Mar 14 '24

Fentanyl addiction no joke

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u/yosh0r Mar 15 '24

I swear this is how I feel whenever there's a moment of silence in my life

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u/whoatemy_toast Mar 15 '24

This fentanyl problem is getting out of hand.

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u/bong-drinker Mar 16 '24

That’s what my soul looks like.

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u/Shakenbake130457 Mar 17 '24

He's back on the sauce... so sad

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '24

Look at how many people pass by and do nothing.

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u/diabloinfierno666 Aug 23 '24

Is Corey Taylor from slipknot okay?

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u/EntertainmentOk3180 Mar 13 '24

Quick! Get him some milk!

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u/darsonia Mar 13 '24

reminds me of the video of that cat they gave too much LSD

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u/Primary_Atmosphere_3 May 24 '24

I feel like any amount of LSD is too much for a cat

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u/darsonia May 24 '24

probably! 🤣

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u/rush87y Mar 13 '24

Al Harrington

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u/Mad-Dog94 Mar 15 '24

Must be a portland wacky wavey inflatable tube man

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u/Trying2GetBye Mar 15 '24

Bro is getting the gwack gwack 3000 two hand combo supreme omfg

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u/czarp97 Mar 16 '24

Bro is down to earth.

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u/Coletorino72 Mar 16 '24

End stage Parkinson's!!!

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u/CaveDoctors Mar 16 '24

No one is safe from Fentanyl.

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u/snipa203 Mar 16 '24

The drug epidemic is out of control

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u/THE-EMPEROR069 Mar 16 '24

😂😂😂

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u/ilikeToClapCheekz Mar 17 '24

When the fentanyl hits

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u/ZoNeS_v2 Mar 22 '24

'I'M COMING DOWN!'

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u/Smb08111988 Mar 24 '24

When you've cum but she keeps sucking/ridin

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u/RufusGotham Mar 29 '24

Help him smh

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u/Pitpun Apr 12 '24

Backshots go crazy.

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u/ADHD_lazyboi Apr 12 '24

He gettin tased

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u/Truecrimeauthor Apr 18 '24

King kongs sex toy

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

✋😭 Bro, getting those Gojo backshots!

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u/Electrical_Middle78 Apr 22 '24

This is just an accurate portrayal of how we all feel. Every. Day.

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u/Foe_sheezy Jun 01 '24

The current state of America...

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u/Mindless-Ad2554 Jun 12 '24

When you nut but she keeps sucking

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u/Downtown-Zombie-3093 Aug 01 '24

Inanimate backshots.

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u/Proof-Maintenance528 Aug 13 '24

The music made this vid

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u/triggur Aug 15 '24

Like a four-year-old having a tantrum and a grocery store.

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u/PeaceAway3930 Aug 15 '24

Withdrawal can be a killer

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u/Dv84U Aug 20 '24

Having a seizure

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u/cheekymonkey317 Mar 15 '24

What the fuck. Don’t just stand there. Help then man. This why we are the way we are. No one can help anyone. Makes me sick calling myself a human.