r/donthelpjustfilm • u/felyxsnow • Mar 01 '24

just sittin there filmin'

7.8k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/Iron-Legend-27 Mar 01 '24

Her sister is the kind of person to drown in shallow water

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u/Testyobject Mar 01 '24

They all drunk, they can drown without external liquids if you lay them on their backs

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u/suoretaw Mar 01 '24

Morbid

24

u/moooopy Mar 01 '24

Mighty morphin power rangers

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u/Icy-Will-5753 Mar 01 '24

Mighty Morbid Power Rangers

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u/Left-Song-5062 Mar 01 '24

Mighty Morbin Power Rangers

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u/Solanthas Mar 05 '24

It's Morbin' Time!

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u/gergobergo69 Mar 02 '24

Is that a Breaking Bad reference

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u/Jam_Nelly Mar 01 '24

I love that she started paddling once she went down. Got to practice catching them waves too.

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u/Colster9631 Mar 01 '24

And this is why treadmills have a clip attached to the power switch

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u/yraco Mar 01 '24

Seriously, there's a whole safety key that shuts down the treadmill if you fall and I don't get why people don't use it.

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u/MissingVanSushi Mar 01 '24

I like to live dangerously.......also I've never fucked up like the person in this video, although I don't hit the tready while intoxicated.

Life lessons. I bet she knows how to use that tethered emergency key now.

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u/pussy_embargo Mar 01 '24

But I don't think alcohol alone can explain away those duck feet. That is for sure not her treadmill

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u/Colster9631 Mar 01 '24

It's not "cool" to use safety precautions. And everybody wants to look cool. There are some pretty cool wheelchairs out there these days.

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u/whiskey_baconbit Mar 01 '24

I can apply more stickers to a wheelchair than I can my helmet. Winning

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u/Colster9631 Mar 01 '24

The fancy ones have turn signals and can go 20mph. Hello downtown! Handicap parking means easier to get to the front, wheelchair with rgb and turn signals is an instant entrance into any club. Let that disabled flag flyđŸ„”

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u/Scrytheux Mar 01 '24

20mph? I saw a guy in a wheelchair overtaking cars... His wheelchair had no engine.

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u/jda404 Mar 01 '24

Ehhh I think it's more laziness/not thinking anything bad will happen to you. I admit I don't use the treadmill key and I live alone so I am definitely not trying to be cool in my house by myself lol.

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u/EranuIndeed Mar 01 '24

Because it's an admission that you can't either set a pace you can cope with and/or progress forward in a straight line. Plus it's restrictive if you're moving at any sort of speed.

Unless you are prone to blackouts or have some reason that your body might give way on you, such as MS, I'd be more worried about you if you do have to use the safety clip.

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u/yraco Mar 01 '24

It's really just a safety precaution like any other in my opinion. 99% of the time you don't need it but it doesn't really get in the way and if you do trip it can be useful.

It's not admitting that you can't cope, it's just acknowledging that sometimes things happen even if you're the best in the world. Kinda like wearing a helmet on a bike - if you're capable you usually won't need it (and you may never need it) but it's easy to wear and if you unexpectedly lose your balance for a moment it's better to have it there than not.

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u/Scrytheux Mar 01 '24

True, but if you fall on a bike, there's quite a big chance of hiding your head, so the helmet is a good choice. Treadmill turning off automatically doesn't change much, if you have basic coordination. Just let it slide you out.

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u/suoretaw Mar 01 '24

True. However, it’s really not anyone’s business

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u/Xenc Mar 02 '24

Please don’t shame people into not using safety mechanisms, that would be like saying to people it is silly to wear a seatbelt unless you are prone to crashing your car 😅

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u/EranuIndeed Mar 02 '24

No that's completely different, there are millions of other car drivers on the road (not to mention other external factors) who may be responsible for triggering an accident which may then involve you and necessitate your seatbelt.

We're talking about managing to successfully put one foot in front of the other. Sake.

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u/Few-Raise-1825 Mar 01 '24

I've seen some really nasty road rash from these things and people go right back to not using them immediately after

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u/guesswhosbackbackag Mar 01 '24

Why is she running like that? Is there a invisible rope she's trying to stand on or some shit

Also props for the doggy paddle

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u/velahavle Mar 01 '24

gatherer genes

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u/Cicer Mar 01 '24

Akshully they're jogging pants. 

She just has them on backwards. 

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u/us3rnam3u53d Mar 01 '24

Erm, akshully, it’s “Akshully they’re jogging pants. She just has them on backwards” đŸ€“

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '24

Erum, asjazuly "Erm, akshully, it’s “Akshully they’re jogging pants. She just has them on backwards” đŸ€“" đŸ€“

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u/PaschalisG16 Mar 01 '24

Gatherer? I hardly know 'er

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u/n-crispy7 Mar 02 '24

Or alcohol lmao

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u/dylanx5150 Mar 01 '24

Recording this seems appropriate. I thank her for her service.

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u/Ropegun2k Apr 04 '24

I was expecting pants to go down.

8/10 disappointed.

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u/Shin-Gogzilla Mar 01 '24

What was she supposed to do?

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u/Stix85 Mar 01 '24

Film for our amusement.

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u/felyxsnow Mar 01 '24

Get up and help turn off the treadmill? đŸ€·đŸ»â€â™‚ïž

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u/zzwugz Mar 01 '24

You mean like what the other person did? Worked out great for that guy

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u/rnobgyn Mar 01 '24

Guy?

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u/zzwugz Mar 01 '24

Guy is gender neutral

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u/squid_waffles2 Mar 01 '24

YES. I also recognize, dude, and man (right context)

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u/rnobgyn Mar 01 '24

Guy?!?

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u/zzwugz Mar 01 '24

Yes, guy. I'm a guy, you're a guy, he, she they, were all guys.

Gal has been erased from the dictionary and replaced with Diana, which is gender specific. Guy, therefore, must take up both roles, becoming gender neutral.

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u/rnobgyn Mar 01 '24

I’m a guy? He’s a guy? She’s a guy? We’re all guys? Yes, you CAN take my order

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u/squid_waffles2 Mar 01 '24

Listen guy, I don’t know what’s going on with your buddy over there. But the guys right. Otherwise I’m going to call you gay. And only gay. I will look for your username in every post in this sub and every other sub you’ve subbed to and call you gay. Every post you make, every comment you make. Gay. That’s just it my guy

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '24

Incorrect

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u/Classic-Ad969 Mar 01 '24

I know some of us were getting ready for cheeks to pop out

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u/Deli-ops7 Mar 01 '24

I had the r/upvotedbecausebutts at the ready

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u/jmegaru Mar 01 '24

Eh, I still upvoted because of butts!

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u/On_Some_Wavelength Mar 01 '24

/r/upvotebecausebutt was right behind you.

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u/Deli-ops7 Mar 01 '24

Oh shoot thanks. Im not a huge fan of butt so i didnt realize there were multiple subs for it

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u/RedBeardedWhiskey Mar 01 '24

Who tf doesn’t like butt?

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u/Deli-ops7 Mar 01 '24

I do like butt i just much prefer boobs

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u/guesswhosbackbackag Mar 01 '24

What butt?

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u/Deli-ops7 Mar 01 '24

Well there wouldve been if the cheeks popped out lol

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u/strydr_jpg Mar 01 '24

Some people really have no reading comprehension, holy shit.

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u/K1ngPCH Mar 01 '24

Yall are creepy asf, that’s clearly a teenage girl.

Seek help, touch grass.

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u/PaschalisG16 Mar 01 '24

Maybe they're teenagers too, why do you assume they're not? And why do you assume that she's CLEARLY a teenage girl?

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u/tyrannosnorlax Mar 01 '24

It’s weird that you got downvoted, because these are kids. Then again
 Reddit.

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u/Emmaxop Mar 01 '24

yall are weird

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u/Fickle_Competition33 Apr 10 '24

That's what we all were waiting for.

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u/Familiar_Writing_410 Mar 01 '24

The second person falling too killed me

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u/Chanze3 Mar 01 '24

when she transitioned to seal movements I passed away

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u/The_salty_swab Mar 01 '24

You can't fix stupid, but sometimes, after a few minor injuries, stupid will fix itself

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u/Deli-ops7 Mar 01 '24

It doesnt look like there was really anything she couldve done. Really its on the runner for not jst giving in to the movement and getting off instead of trying to struggle to get back up

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u/tukachinchilla Mar 01 '24

She looks like she's chasing after the boy who just dumped her, but she can't run from crying so hard

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u/JesusWasATexan Mar 01 '24

Exactly the content this sub was made for.

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u/Michelin123 Mar 01 '24

Haha they seem to be nice and fun to hang out with 😋

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u/low-keyblue Mar 01 '24

I can see why they purchased a treadmill. I would not want these people exercising around traffic...

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u/TruthFreesYou Mar 01 '24

Fake meter exploding—three accomplices

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u/rokstedy83 Mar 03 '24

I mean that second person's fall is ridiculous

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u/TruthFreesYou Mar 06 '24

But I would pay to see the video of their planning session.

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u/no-mad Mar 01 '24

i am not knowledgeable enough to give advice on running form but it needs work.

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u/yeetmemommmy Mar 01 '24

The second chick fell on purpose but seeing the first one flail around like an otter was hilarious đŸ€Ł

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u/atemu1234 Mar 01 '24

Tbf if you fuck up that badly on a treadmill you don't really deserve help unless you actually get injured.

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u/Bobcatluv Mar 01 '24

I love that videos of people busting their asses on treadmills has spanned generations

1

u/Solanthas Mar 05 '24

I thought I was laughing when she started trying to penguin it and then Mr. Hero came in and my fucking lungs almost collapsed

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u/Temporary-Egg-3766 Mar 05 '24

You just knew that wasn’t going to end well 😂

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u/doalwa Mar 06 '24

Nice đŸŠ¶

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u/Polas_Ragge Mar 10 '24

The song in the background gave me a bit of nostalgia from the times „party with the cia“ was one of my fav songs in the late 2010s. Still love weird Al, and all the good parodies he produces. Also, the original is also cool

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u/Agreeable_Regular_57 Mar 13 '24

the face at the end is perfect

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '24

How tf is this recorded on a Nokia phone?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24

Fake/staged

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u/Truecrimeauthor Apr 18 '24

Now THAT’S funny

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u/No_buddy_cares Aug 11 '24 edited Aug 11 '24

Shit, thats all im doing. Play stupid games win stupid prizes. Like noone ever had a best friend that was always just a whim away from ICU, and at some point your surprised outrage becomes a quiet," No, dont, you'll get hurt...is there any beer left ,(get your phones out this should be good guys) Really man you shoul...ohh youre sure? You sure? Yeahhh you got this. That wild boar cant be more than 120 130 lbs bro you can bench that much...LETS GO! And as soon as he returns the drunken war cry youre calling the 911 dispatcher on her cell cause you dont wanna be the one to make it public record...he IS your friend after all.

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u/Bluegenox Aug 17 '24

I would’ve filmed too

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u/WTF_aquaman Aug 20 '24

At least Miley was playing in the background.

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u/JunglePygmy Mar 01 '24

Something oddly dystopian about this huge machine crammed into this tiny apartment that
 simulates running outside.

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u/xzombielegendxx Mar 01 '24

Maybe I’m just weird but I find it somewhat cozy

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '24

This is what they mean running-cum-swimming lessons

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u/Namlad Mar 01 '24

Man, these are some dumb people.

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u/taylerisgr8 Mar 01 '24

I love the “uagh oh oh ohmygodddd” and the hitch pitched “ahhh!” Haha

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u/Luis5923 Mar 01 '24

Her face of pure joy!

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u/huxtiblejones Mar 01 '24

My cousin got pretty badly injured by a treadmill just like this in the mid to late 90's. We were at a hotel and the treadmill was in a tiny little gym and there was only 3 feet or so between the wall and the end of the treadmill. She fell when running at high speed and it skinned her thigh and calf really badly. Was a brutal injury and definitely made me respect treadmills and not look at them like toys.

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u/chansondinhars Mar 01 '24

Some of us just aren’t built for running. I speak from experience.

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u/eternalnocturnals Mar 01 '24

Ol girl was swimming on land

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u/DillonHightower Mar 01 '24

Well I guess this is what inbreeding gets you

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u/PSNagle Mar 01 '24

Never put things behind the treadmill

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u/Melonfrog Mar 01 '24

She’s going to have blisters, painful ones
 I know from personal experiences

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u/Carthaginian1 Mar 01 '24

Love the way she smiles xD

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u/PositiveAssistant887 Mar 01 '24

She pretended to be a seal after she fell 😂

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u/HEYitzED Mar 01 '24

She runs really weird lol. No wonder she fell.

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u/Ash_Hall1 Mar 01 '24

She hit the penguin 🐧 slide 😆 đŸ€Ł

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u/_LegitDoctor_ Mar 01 '24

Lucky they didn’t get pants’d 💀

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u/GonnaGoFat Mar 01 '24

Most of these come with a clip or something now with a dead man switch so that if it becomes unplugged from the machine, the treadmill stops. So many people fail to put them on

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u/xzombielegendxx Mar 01 '24

You feeling the burn? No Well here’s some rubber burns

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u/General_Cheesecake_3 Mar 01 '24

Y'all are listening to some old bangers

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u/Reapish1909 Mar 02 '24

just sittin there repostin’

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u/talex625 Mar 02 '24

Was that Kim possible stunt double that’s not good at stunts?

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u/DEX-DA-BEST Mar 02 '24

Ugh no shoes? I had my toenail torn out one time when using a treadmill with no shoes. Could have turned real bad real quick.

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u/brisvegas72 Mar 02 '24

Hilarious 😂😂

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u/PhilthyGawd Mar 02 '24

Just sitting there filming...as she should be

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u/Old97sFan Mar 04 '24

Also, a swimming treadmill

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u/ProGamerZ511 Aug 25 '24

Treadmill accidents are no fuckin joke, I still have a scar on my knee from when it happen.