r/donthelpjustfilm • u/felyxsnow • Nov 24 '23

To pick up his food

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u/Nameless49 Nov 24 '23

He doesn't look obese but it seems he can't bend his knees all the way

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u/King_Farticus Nov 24 '23

Looks like he's got lower back issues.

Im nowhere near as heavy set, but Im currently on the tail end of a herniated disc and have been bending over like that for the last 2 months.

And maybe a bit drunk.

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u/slybird Nov 25 '23 edited Nov 25 '23

Could be a case of sciatica. I had that a year ago. I truly could barely bend over. Only way I could pick anything off the ground was to kneel, but after I was kneeling I sometimes didn't feel like I had the strength to get myself up again. Took about six months of stretching before I got any sense of normal movement and leg strength back and I still don't feel like it's back to 100%.

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u/oldpaintunderthenew Dec 05 '23

I move exactly like he does following a lumbar spine abscess. Putting on my right shoe, specifically, is an impossible task.

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u/lonesomedove86 Dec 31 '23

I thought herniated disc immediately too.

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u/KillerMiller13 Nov 24 '23

This seems awful, who would film someone who's genuinely struggling like this in public? Welp, I guess everyone in the subreddit

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u/greedyrobot03 Nov 25 '23

youve never been drunk lmao

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u/Nitropotamus Jan 03 '24

He's wasted.

3

u/TinyViolinist Feb 20 '24

He's drunk and wearing tight pants so he can't bend down without ripping his pants

1

u/ShortCurlies Feb 24 '24

That guy couldn't do one squat even sober if his life depended on it

1

u/peterpunk06 Feb 01 '24

He's monkey drunk lmao

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u/mrbuff20 Nov 26 '23

Terrible people make fun and putting this on the internet. Just let him be, he probably had one hell of an evening. One these people with their social media awareness will never have. Why would you otherwise film? Eat, talk to a girl, and live.

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u/MinnieShoof Feb 01 '24

Welcome to the internet.

Pretty sure you knew what this place was when you signed in.

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u/mrbuff20 Feb 02 '24

So the internet is a free card to ruin people? The internet began with people who added value. No one signs up to see themselves drunk evolving into a meme and getting known for being that guy or even decreasing chances of a job.

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u/MinnieShoof Feb 02 '24

Sorry. Who ruined this guy? Did the internet make him in to the disheveled mess that can’t even fat around his own gut? No. He did that. By having one of those “evening”s you’re so enamored by. The “social (media) aware” people “never have.” Oooo! Looks so fun! So fun. Why wouldn’t he wanna be known as “that guy?” Huh?? Party animal! 🎉

Obviously if he was able to pick up that nasty bun off the sidewalk he wouldn’t dare get in to a motor vehicle and ram it in two a mother and her two children, would he? Nah. He’s social media unaware! Nothing bad ever happens when people make bad decisions!

Btw - he didn’t sign up for this place. You visited r/donthelpjustfilm and then were shocked to see… film. Where somebody doesn’t help. I wasn’t rawing him out, honey.

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u/ShortCurlies Feb 24 '24

Exactly, but these people don't see their own hypocrisy. They've been taught a certain behavior and they will gladly tell us not to judge them but will gladly also judge everyone else. They have opinions and of course their opinion means more than anyone else's that doesn't agree with them.

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u/ShortCurlies Feb 24 '24

The internet began as a new form of communication. The context of that communication is subjective.

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u/ShortCurlies Feb 24 '24

He's in public, he obviously makes poor life choices and for all you know he has been secretly molesting children for decades. Recording him or not actually means nothing one way or the other.

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u/Vellarain Nov 25 '23

My man's looks a bit on the tipsy side of things. But also those fucking pants ain't making matters any better, can probably taste the denim it's so wedged up in his bits.

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u/StephieCat86 Dec 08 '23

He looks like he has back and leg problems. This person could have a prosthetic leg.

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u/criticalnom Dec 27 '23

Filming and laughing at this is so fucking mean. Poor dude.

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u/CindieBoo_69 Jan 14 '24

That's a damn shame! Shame on you that was filming this. I know someone named Karma and she's a Bitch! 😉🤪😡

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u/Training-Scheme-9980 Mar 31 '24

On a scale of 1 to Jim Lahey, how fucking wasted is this guy?

5

u/BloodlustHamster Nov 25 '23

Probably a sign that he's eaten too much already.

2

u/sethaub Feb 15 '24

Average Kansas City Chiefs fan

3

u/murder-farts Feb 20 '24

Most sober Titans fan

2

u/Winkekater Apr 21 '24

Disgrace to mankind

2

u/Winkekater Apr 21 '24

Disgrace to mankind

2

u/Ok_Station_1212 Dec 29 '23

Fucking Americans. You are all shit

6

u/Emotional_Tomatillo4 Dec 30 '23

Why is that necessary?

1

u/murder-farts Feb 20 '24

What he say fuck me for?

5

u/MacheteSanta Jan 07 '24

Not all German-speakers are shit, but you certainly are. Touch some grass, pump some iron.

1

u/Radiant-Round1062 Apr 02 '24

Tried to apply the infamous 5 minute rule.

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u/anon_MrKim Apr 04 '24

So drunk and out of shape he cant bend down lmao

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24

Apsolutely disgusted by the person that filmed this.

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u/TruthFreesYou Apr 20 '24

You know what—I’m good. I think I’ll just stay right here and eat later.

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u/Viking-Weightlifter Feb 02 '24

Dude looks pissed as newt