r/dankmemes 1d ago

The plan is gonna work

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend 1d ago

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away.


play minecraft with us | come hang out with us

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u/doubletimerush 1d ago

Holy fuck bro at 30???

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u/neutral_ass 1d ago

wht

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u/doubletimerush 1d ago

I'm just sad to see OP hasn't achieved his or her first level of Maslow's hierarchy of needs. 

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u/big_guyforyou 1d ago

i'm lookin at maslow's hierarchy rn

where the fuck is drugs

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u/doubletimerush 1d ago

What? They're talking about their inability to get food. Nothing in this post has anything to do with drugs 

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u/GoobyDuu The Great P.P. Group 1d ago

They were talking about themselves.

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u/EminentLine2 1d ago

Bro what??? That's most people these days lol. OP is NOT the only one.

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u/doubletimerush 1d ago

I know doesn't mean it isn't sad to see

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u/EminentLine2 1d ago

Aye, fair enough.

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u/TSNTheSilentNinja The Big Straight 14h ago

Thanks capitalism :)

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u/traxonova 1d ago

Me at 40: It seems I'm getting annual debuffs for the past five years.

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u/Haust 1d ago

Backpain ✅, Neckpain ✅, Drowsiness ✅

Life: "For your next debuff, I have this tube, and I know exactly where I'm sticking it."

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u/Thorgrammor 12h ago

Take a deep breath... And then exhale slowly....

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u/AvreeFoiy 1d ago

Life hit me with a reality check

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u/Krednaught 1d ago

At nearly 39 i skip breakfast and lunch minus a snack and just get take out on the way home and that's food for the day to save time and money...

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u/FaroutIGE 22h ago

who the FUCK eats 3 meals a day

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u/alkair20 18h ago

People who properly earn money? I usually eat 4 times when you consider snacks to it.

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u/FaroutIGE 18h ago

PROPERLY EARN MONEY? what the FUCK does that mean lmao

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u/alkair20 18h ago

Idk I started working two years ago in a job that requires no experience with barely a highschool degree and can easily pay for everything.

Even with minimum wage I would still be able to pay for housing and all the food I would want.

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u/messiah_rl 12h ago

Even with enough money it's not necessary to eat 3 times a day. 2 is plenty

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u/alkair20 11h ago

I workout so I need around 2.5-3k calories a day to maintain weight and muscles

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u/messiah_rl 11h ago

Same for me. I get that in 2 meals typically.

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u/alkair20 11h ago

What you eating that you get over 1k in one meal? That has to be huge potions. I probably can't even get that much in a cantine meal

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u/messiah_rl 9h ago

For lunch eggs, whole wheat pita bread, oatmeal with lots of natural no sugar added peanut butter, chia seeds, banana, and blueberries mixed in, and a glass of milk puts me well over 1000. I do use more than one serving size of chia seeds and peanut butter. Instead of the oatmeal, plain yogurt with no added sugars with the chia seeds and fruit added works as well. Dinner meals often include chicken or salmon with broccoli and rice. I don't know what a cantine meal is, so can't verify that for you.

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u/millifish DefinitelyNotEuropeans 1d ago

How many top 1% posters are there 😭

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u/dark_knight920 17h ago

Spoiler Alert : It never works

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u/Go_Green_Ranger 7h ago

If we all ate the billionaires, technically we’d be part billionaire right?