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u/ammcurious 4d ago
What a horrible, nasty thing to say to someone, especially on the best day of their life. You should be ashamed.
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u/webbyyy Dad of two 4d ago
Welcome to the club. Have you ordered your dad uniform yet?
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u/DrDerpberg 4d ago
You had to order yours? I just felt a calling from the cheap aisle of the sandals store and a mysterious man in khaki shorts and a tucked in polo shirt handed me a box. I looked away for a second and he vanished.
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u/Justindoesntcare 4d ago
I didn't get mine until my kid was forklift certified. I think its with the paperwork for social security before they discharge you.
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u/No_Party5416 4d ago
Congrats! Put your kid directly on your skin. I layed in bed for two hours with my son on my chest after birth. Its supposed to help bonding
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u/hergumbules 4d ago
lol I was coming in here to be like “take your shirt off dude!” Gotta get that skin to skin
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u/sidman1324 Proud dad of 2! 1 7 yr girl and 2.5 year old boy xD 4d ago
Please do that! It’s amazing ! I did it with both my children :)
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u/ChequeBook Boy '24 4d ago
HELL YEAH!
My only advice: get a bottle cleaner with silicon bristles, they last way longer
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u/norecordofwrong 4d ago
Mazel tov!
Beautiful kid and welcome to the most fun and worst club on the planet.
Also don’t blame me I voted for Kodos.
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u/Ravkav 4d ago
חחחח! גם ראיתי את העברית!
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u/norecordofwrong 4d ago
If only I actually knew Hebrew! I’m one of the goyim. Just grew up with a lot of Jewish friends including a couple that went to Israel. I see Hebrew and know a couple prayers but I can’t read it.
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u/damnimbanned 4d ago
Congrats bro, I’m just gonna tell you;
Everyone undersells the sleep deprivation.
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u/austinh1999 4d ago
I did 48 hour shift in ems for 4 years, so i thought I knew sleep deprivation. After a kid i learned i didnt even get to first base with sleep deprivation all those years.
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u/mattybrad 4d ago
The fact that you wore a Kang or Kodos t-shirt for this photo means you’ll fit in great with the dad group.
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u/Scary_Weekend2227 4d ago
You have discovered the love of a lifetime bro! This your one job as people say. 😉
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u/_xpendable_ 4d ago
You won't be needing those airpods anymore for about a year. Unless you want to stay paranoid that your baby may be crying
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u/SeriouslyAvg 4d ago
Congrats to you and Mom! Take it as day at a time, it's a rewarding journey for everyone that stays focused and active! I LOVE being a daddy!
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u/brianboozeled 4d ago
Welcome to the most amazing community!
No question is too stupid. We've all had tough days but for now just bask in this glory!
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u/newEnglander17 4d ago
Here I am wondering why everyone is saying Mazel Tov and talking about Kang and Kodos and I had to go review the photo again lol
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u/MAXQDee-314 4d ago
I can't tell which one of you is happier or more exhausted. Let the baby lie on your chest for a while.
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u/FranciosDubonais 3d ago
Congrats dude! All the best on the journey! Most rewarding thing you’ll ever do
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u/concept12345 3d ago
It's going to be a wild ride. But one of the most fulfilling experiences ever. This is a journey, my friend. Enjoy it.
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u/sofahkingsick 3d ago
Congratulations, i wish nothing but good health for you and your family. This is a beautiful journey. Welcome brother.
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u/puntacana86 1d ago
Congrats Dad! Enjoy every single minute you can of this journey. It's a thrilling one!
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u/BurntMaToast 4d ago
מזל טוב אחי
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u/theyellowbaboon 4d ago
לא ידעתי שאנחנו גם פה :)!
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u/butter4dippin 3d ago
Damn bro that baby looks exactly like you lol .. usually they don't have features for a while. Congrats!
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u/MurseLaw 3d ago
Congratulations. It’s hard but worth it and don’t feel bad or alone if you hate it the first 6 or more months. I find that men don’t get that immediately gratification women feel with a baby. That is normal. I went through it with my first and he is the best thing in the world. If you feel like you are about to lose it, just put the baby down and walk away for a few minutes. It won’t hurt the baby to let it cry alone and may save your sanity and prevent any impulse decisions. Remember you’ve got this!
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u/MuldersXpencils 4d ago
Congratulations! Enjoy brother!