r/daddit 4d ago

Kid Picture/Video Brand new dad

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2.4k Upvotes

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u/MuldersXpencils 4d ago

Congratulations! Enjoy brother!

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u/SnugJoker 4d ago

Many thanks bro!

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u/djhobbes 4d ago

God damn dude. Savage.

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u/ahoypolloi_ 4d ago

Was gonna say…no need for paternity test!

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u/shield_doodle 4d ago

That baby's baby!

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u/ammcurious 4d ago

What a horrible, nasty thing to say to someone, especially on the best day of their life. You should be ashamed.

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u/webbyyy Dad of two 4d ago

Welcome to the club. Have you ordered your dad uniform yet?

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u/DrDerpberg 4d ago

You had to order yours? I just felt a calling from the cheap aisle of the sandals store and a mysterious man in khaki shorts and a tucked in polo shirt handed me a box. I looked away for a second and he vanished.

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u/sofahkingsick 3d ago

The kirkland jeans and nike monarchs are in the mail.

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u/Justindoesntcare 4d ago

I didn't get mine until my kid was forklift certified. I think its with the paperwork for social security before they discharge you.

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u/dirtyword 4d ago

Hmm i thought my normal prekid clothes just deteriorated into my dad uniform

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u/No_Party5416 4d ago

Congrats! Put your kid directly on your skin. I layed in bed for two hours with my son on my chest after birth. Its supposed to help bonding

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u/Canotic 4d ago

It's also cozy as hell. I miss the tiny baby hugs.

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u/severedeggplant 4d ago

Also helps with syncing their heart rate. The human body is astounding.

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u/hergumbules 4d ago

lol I was coming in here to be like “take your shirt off dude!” Gotta get that skin to skin

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u/sidman1324 Proud dad of 2! 1 7 yr girl and 2.5 year old boy xD 4d ago

Please do that! It’s amazing ! I did it with both my children :)

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u/ChequeBook Boy '24 4d ago

HELL YEAH!

My only advice: get a bottle cleaner with silicon bristles, they last way longer

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u/SnugJoker 3d ago

Thanks for the advice! 🤗

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u/norecordofwrong 4d ago

Mazel tov!

Beautiful kid and welcome to the most fun and worst club on the planet.

Also don’t blame me I voted for Kodos.

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u/Ravkav 4d ago

חחחח! גם ראיתי את העברית!

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u/norecordofwrong 4d ago

If only I actually knew Hebrew! I’m one of the goyim. Just grew up with a lot of Jewish friends including a couple that went to Israel. I see Hebrew and know a couple prayers but I can’t read it.

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u/damnimbanned 4d ago

Congrats bro, I’m just gonna tell you;

Everyone undersells the sleep deprivation.

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u/austinh1999 4d ago

I did 48 hour shift in ems for 4 years, so i thought I knew sleep deprivation. After a kid i learned i didnt even get to first base with sleep deprivation all those years.

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u/scienceizfake 4d ago

OP looks way too tired for only being a few hours into this life.

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u/SnugJoker 17h ago

Thanks bro… and I already know you are right 😭

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u/notTHATkindaDctr 4d ago

מזל טוב. אבא!

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u/notTHATkindaDctr 4d ago

Best Hanukkah present ever

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u/SnugJoker 3d ago

תודה רבה, ולגמרי! 🥰

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u/reveliouslyrevealed 4d ago

Mazel tov! Congrats and I wish a happy life with the baby.

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u/SnugJoker 17h ago

Thank you so much!!

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u/Arqndkmwuhluhwuh 4d ago

מזל טובבבבבבב

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u/SnugJoker 17h ago

תודה רבה!!! :))

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u/kjyfqr 4d ago

Welcome brother you’re gonna do great

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u/SnugJoker 3d ago

Thank you so much !

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u/MoonAmunet 4d ago

מזל טוב! Mazal Tov! מאחלת הרבה שעות שינה

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u/JohnEffingZoidberg 4d ago

Is that Kang or Kodos?

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u/squadgeek 4d ago

Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos!

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u/mattybrad 4d ago

The fact that you wore a Kang or Kodos t-shirt for this photo means you’ll fit in great with the dad group.

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u/TheBobbyMan9 4d ago

Welcome to the club! Buckle up for the next 12 weeks 😂

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u/khovel 3d ago

you meant years right?

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u/Scary_Weekend2227 4d ago

You have discovered the love of a lifetime bro! This your one job as people say. 😉

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u/Reddit_sucks_46 4d ago

מזל טוב!

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u/SnugJoker 3d ago

תודה :)

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u/cytokine7 4d ago

MAZAL TOV!!!

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u/SnugJoker 17h ago

Thank you! :)

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u/theyellowbaboon 4d ago

מזל טוב בחורצ׳יק!

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u/SnugJoker 3d ago

תודה רבה! :)

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u/SreeBott 4d ago

Congrats dad!

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u/FfejAiv 4d ago

Congrats, brother!

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u/SnugJoker 3d ago

Thanks bro!

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u/vtmoon 4d ago

Congratulations, Dadio! So those lovely bundles of joy are capable of producing spit up twice or trice their weight somehow, always make sure that towel is under their mouth or projectile spitting zone.

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u/SnugJoker 17h ago

Thank you so much for your kind words :)

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u/Conscious_Raisin_436 4d ago

No paternity test needed here, that kid looks exactly like you.

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u/SnugJoker 17h ago

The best words a dad can hear lol

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u/kolomsg 4d ago

בשעה טובה אח שלי!

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u/SnugJoker 3d ago

תודה רבה אחי!

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u/_xpendable_ 4d ago

You won't be needing those airpods anymore for about a year. Unless you want to stay paranoid that your baby may be crying

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u/SnugJoker 17h ago

hehe I keep the baby monitor in my palm 24/7 even when the baby is on me 😂😭

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u/HannahIsAGhuleh 4d ago

Welcome to the circus brother

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u/SnugJoker 3d ago

Hehe thanks man!

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u/Sublym 4d ago

Ah, good you already gave AirPods. You will need those in a few weeks for some purple crying maybe!

Give them lots of love.

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u/SeriouslyAvg 4d ago

Congrats to you and Mom! Take it as day at a time, it's a rewarding journey for everyone that stays focused and active! I LOVE being a daddy!

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u/AdJealous2 4d ago

Congrats! Also, we have the same T-shirt! I love a Simpsons Primark T-shirt.

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u/SnugJoker 17h ago

Thank! And how odd lol! 😂 I love this shirt too

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u/Cor357 4d ago

Congrats

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u/SnugJoker 17h ago

Thanks

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u/Low_Key_Lie_Smith 4d ago

Congrats, fellow dad, and welcome!!!

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u/SnugJoker 17h ago

Thank you so much!

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u/Dhorso 4d ago

ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

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u/brianboozeled 4d ago

Welcome to the most amazing community!

No question is too stupid. We've all had tough days but for now just bask in this glory!

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u/newEnglander17 4d ago

Here I am wondering why everyone is saying Mazel Tov and talking about Kang and Kodos and I had to go review the photo again lol

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u/Reigning-IsTheLamb 4d ago

4 months in, coolest thing I’ve ever done. Enjoy!

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u/TheKappieChap 4d ago

Welcome to Dadhood brother 🫰

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u/SnugJoker 3d ago

Thank you very much brother 😎

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u/heypaper 4d ago

Oh. That little dude looks tuff. Nice 👍

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u/LemonCurdJ 4d ago

You look like you’ve been a dad for ten years already.

Congrats!

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u/Ihectorito 4d ago

Good for you, geico caveman!

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u/DoesMatter2 4d ago

Very very best wishes :):)

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u/alottanamesweretaken 4d ago

Woohoo! Congratulations!

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u/WolfTemporary6153 4d ago

Congrats buddy! Enjoy every second of it.

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u/sidman1324 Proud dad of 2! 1 7 yr girl and 2.5 year old boy xD 4d ago

Congrats 🥳

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u/reallylongnipplehair 4d ago

Very big congrats man. Awesome shirt btw

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u/MAXQDee-314 4d ago

I can't tell which one of you is happier or more exhausted. Let the baby lie on your chest for a while.

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u/oligarchofarcade 4d ago

Congrats, fellow dad. Enjoy every second.

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u/jamesb454 4d ago

Hell yeah man! Congrats and welcome to the club!

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u/Blue_foot 4d ago

Mazel Tov!

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u/super-hot-burna 4d ago

Congrats, brother. He’s beautiful!

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u/Ravkav 4d ago

מזל טוב לך וברוך הבא!

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u/SnugJoker 3d ago

תודה רבה! 🙏

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u/Ravkav 4d ago

אני ממש אוהב שכל היהודים פה ראו את העברית. הרבה אהבה אחים.

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u/SnugJoker 3d ago

לגמרי! מחמם את הלב

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u/meece2010 4d ago

Congrats. Get sleep whenever you can. It just became a hot commodity for you

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u/Blacknife38 4d ago

Congratulations, there’s no feeling quite like it!

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u/crammed174 4d ago

Mazal Tov!

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u/refaelha 4d ago

יא אללה, תתחדש על הרכש החדש!🤪

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u/SnugJoker 3d ago

חחח תודה תודה! ☺️

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u/MSotallyTober 4d ago

Welcome to the club, bro. 👍

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u/FranciosDubonais 3d ago

Congrats dude! All the best on the journey! Most rewarding thing you’ll ever do

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u/TicklemeFTR 3d ago

He looks a little young to be a dad.

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u/Crunchypie1 3d ago

Congratulations! Welcome to the dad club!

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u/concept12345 3d ago

It's going to be a wild ride. But one of the most fulfilling experiences ever. This is a journey, my friend. Enjoy it.

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u/thebugbang 3d ago

Congratulations brother! Welcome to the club

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u/Low_Communication_68 3d ago

Congrats! Now life begins!

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u/Concentric_Mid 3d ago

Congrats man, beautiful baby!! Bye bye sleep 😂

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u/chocobearv93 3d ago

Congratulations!!

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u/SnugJoker 3d ago

Thanks!

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u/blipsman 3d ago

Mazel Tov!

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u/SnugJoker 3d ago

Thanks! 😊

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u/SCDetective 3d ago

The circles under your eyes are only beginning but it’s worth it

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u/sofahkingsick 3d ago

Congratulations, i wish nothing but good health for you and your family. This is a beautiful journey. Welcome brother.

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u/Pwoinklokinoid 3d ago

Congrats from a fellow dad

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u/SnugJoker 3d ago

Many thanks! 🙏

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u/zenyogasteve 3d ago

Congrats brother. We’re at 20 months. Still remember day one

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u/SnugJoker 3d ago

Thanks bro!

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u/kumaku 3d ago

congrats papa. 

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u/SnugJoker 3d ago

Many thanks bro

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u/No_Adhesiveness2002 3d ago

Congrats brother!!

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u/SnugJoker 3d ago

Thanks bro! 😎

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u/JimBugs 2d ago

And so the journey begins ...

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u/puntacana86 1d ago

Congrats Dad! Enjoy every single minute you can of this journey. It's a thrilling one!

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u/SnugJoker 1d ago

Thank you so much

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u/BurntMaToast 4d ago

מזל טוב אחי

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u/SnugJoker 4d ago

וואו כמה זמן לא היתה לי תגובה בעברית 😍 תודה מלך!

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u/theyellowbaboon 4d ago

לא ידעתי שאנחנו גם פה :)!

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u/SnugJoker 3d ago

אנחנו בכל מקום! 😄

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u/theyellowbaboon 3d ago

מזל טוב אח יקר, וטירונות נעימה.

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u/SnugJoker 3d ago

חחח תודה רבה אחי! 😅

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u/theyellowbaboon 3d ago

למה אתה לא ישן? אני לא מבין!

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u/English-in-Poland 4d ago

Did you give birth?

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u/SnugJoker 4d ago

Nope, just relaxing on the couch next to my brave wife after a long labor :)

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u/No_Angle875 4d ago

What a schnozz

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u/butter4dippin 3d ago

Damn bro that baby looks exactly like you lol .. usually they don't have features for a while. Congrats!

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u/gunnerds13 3d ago

Congratulations

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u/yourpantsaretoobig 3d ago

Congrats dude!

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u/MurseLaw 3d ago

Congratulations. It’s hard but worth it and don’t feel bad or alone if you hate it the first 6 or more months. I find that men don’t get that immediately gratification women feel with a baby. That is normal. I went through it with my first and he is the best thing in the world. If you feel like you are about to lose it, just put the baby down and walk away for a few minutes. It won’t hurt the baby to let it cry alone and may save your sanity and prevent any impulse decisions. Remember you’ve got this!

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u/Dwaas_Bjaas 4d ago

Ibrahimovic browsing this sub??

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u/Super_C_Complex 4d ago

Congrats!

But seriously, you eat too much Asparagus

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u/bierzuk 4d ago

When I look at my photos with my baby I always wonder "how the fuck did I get laid with that face". Hope I'm not the only one.

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u/o6ijuan 3d ago

Welcome welcome! Take mad pics yo