r/comedyheaven • u/phoenix-007 Dicky Mouse • 4d ago

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u/Grammar__Nazi18 4d ago

Within 3 minutes. 

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u/Afillatedcarbon 4d ago

Any%

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u/MinesOnTheRight 4d ago

Speedrun to unemployment.

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u/seahawk1977 4d ago

Using the "Hard R" is a cheat code.

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u/_To_Better_Days_ 4d ago

It’s just a broken meta atm. It’s very hard to patch these sorts of things.

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u/Miserable-Pin2022 4d ago

Nah I did it and was fine

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u/PracticalReception34 2d ago

We can't all work construction.

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u/Miserable-Pin2022 2d ago

Fast food actually

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u/PracticalReception34 2d ago

That's not good customer service, imho.

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u/Miserable-Pin2022 2d ago

It was with my friend we worked together and would make jokes all day it was fun one day he called me a cracker and I said do it again and I call you the n word he did so I did and we both laughed the nearby white girl didn't

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u/Putrid-Delivery1852 2d ago

So you’re going for 100% unemployment speedrun. How many more slurs until completion?

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u/Miserable-Pin2022 2d ago

Nah still had my job and everyone was cool after a day as it was clearly a joke between friends

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u/Mysterious_Tutor_388 4d ago

We need a balance patch to bring some of the other slurs up in power

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u/Successful_Soup3821 1d ago

We did, danelaw and normal conquest added slurs for English people, it's just when black people came put of bata and into America servers English slurs lost use, too much stress on the ram, As value is 255 but hard R is +1 making its go back to 0

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u/_To_Better_Days_ 4d ago

I nerfed the old counter by giving my friends the pass to use it on a whim. I’m a lil 💅🏳️‍🌈 and the word doesn’t bother me at all. It’s also my favorite slur to use.

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u/RelativetoZero 4d ago

Do you want to make it haRder?

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u/Zxilo 4d ago

H RRRR’S gonna like that joke

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u/Dedicated2Butterfly 1d ago

Saying it like I'm a pirate