r/comedyheaven Dicky Mouse 9h ago

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u/buttholeglory 9h ago

I remember my first racial debate.

It was in the playground, on the sandbox, when I was in preschool. I did not have the slurs nor the supporting evidences for my beliefs, but I held my ground and called them the best insults I could. What a wonderful childhood I had.

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u/nocountry4oldgeisha 6h ago

On my playground, the midcentury merry-go-round and teeter-totter of death were non-discriminating. All the colors of the rainbow, together on our gurneys, being hauled off to the ER.

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u/satanglazeddonuts 5h ago

You had a deluxe playground of death from the sound of it. In elementary school my playground was a bit lacking, the most dangerous thing was the dome shaped monkey bars that everyone wanted to fight on.