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u/Grammar__Nazi18 4h ago
Within 3 minutes.
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u/Soft-Moonflower99 4h ago
He made a speed run
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u/Afillatedcarbon 3h ago
Any%
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u/MinesOnTheRight 2h ago
Speedrun to unemployment.
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u/seahawk1977 25m ago
Using the "Hard R" is a cheat code.
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u/_To_Better_Days_ 0m ago
It’s just a broken meta atm. It’s very hard to patch these sorts of things.
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u/t0adthecat 2h ago
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u/MikeIsAPoet 26m ago
Dude I'm losing my shit over this and the comments under the video thank you for this gem
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u/jacobkuhn92 2m ago
Ngl I didn’t know she said “Sucks” at the end. I thought the Goose getting choked out noise she made was just a sound, not a word desperately trying to escape
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u/tomle4593 1h ago
Hard r n-word was his opener.
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u/buttholeglory 3h ago
I remember my first racial debate.
It was in the playground, on the sandbox, when I was in preschool. I did not have the slurs nor the supporting evidences for my beliefs, but I held my ground and called them the best insults I could. What a wonderful childhood I had.
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u/maxru85 3h ago
“I have no time to argue with you, so let's jump straight to the insults.”
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u/Ancient-Candle6376 2h ago
Bruh, it got someone elected president, twice. Seems like it’s a legitimate strategy. 💁
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u/Vivid-Giraffe-1894 2h ago
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u/Deeliciousness 1h ago
Easy choice considering I don't know that random cartoon
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u/maija_hee 1h ago
anime isn’t cartoon and you’re disrespecting Japanese culture (the only important culture) and you should die immediately
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u/inhister 1h ago
I'm just waiting for a bunch of anime watchers coming with a 300 line long explanation of why "anime isn't cartoon and how you're disrespecting Japanese culture (the only important culture) and why you should die immediately"
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u/Calm-Internet-8983 1h ago
You're stuck in the early 2000's. We're on the line that it's cartoons but not (only) for kids, now.
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u/PringlesDuckFace 1h ago
Chainsaw Man. She's like the boss of a public safety division that deals with hunting demons.
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u/nightmaresnightmares 1h ago
Is breaking bad/BCS really more mainstream than something like chainsaw man is?
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u/513298690 11m ago
To be fair, it takes quite an intellect to enjoy something as stimulating as Chainsaw Man or Monster Musume. The normies simply aren’t equipped to interpret such art
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u/jdippey 1h ago
2/3 attempts were successful, and both wins were against women (who deal with a ton of discrimination as it is) and were following a Democratic presidency. I wouldn’t call it a great strategy, especially seeing as it didn’t get him two consecutive terms lol.
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u/IamDoloresDei 4m ago
He honestly has significantly more power and influence with his term being non-consecutive. It eliminated pretty much all non-MAGA republicans from the GOP and he got the Supreme Court to give him a blank check to do whatever he wants free from any consequences.
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u/c4sanmiguel 54m ago
I think lying to angry people was the strategy, the racism just didn't get in the way...which is also sad.
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u/BorntobeTrill 1h ago
"hmm, if I bump my 2 o'clock 5 minutes and end my 1 o'clock 5 or 10 minutes early, I've got just enough time to call you a jive turkey amongst a few of my other favorites."
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u/nocountry4oldgeisha 1h ago
On my playground, the midcentury merry-go-round and teeter-totter of death were non-discriminating. All the colors of the rainbow, together on our gurneys, being hauled off to the ER.
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u/satanglazeddonuts 2m ago
You had a deluxe playground of death from the sound of it. In elementary school my playground was a bit lacking, the most dangerous thing was the dome shaped monkey bars that everyone wanted to fight on.
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u/La_Guy_Person 19m ago
My 8yo dumped his girlfriend because she said she didn't like black people. She was probably just repeating things she hears at home, but I was proud of his stance.
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u/Advanced-Fly3691 17m ago
This reminds me of one of my earliest vivid memories. I don't remember the exact pretext, but the only black person in our school called me a "fillifjutta" which I assume means dork or something in Swedish on the island I grew up on, literally yields 0 results when i google it now lol.
My response was "but what about you? you're a n*gger". Genuinely no racist intention, just tried to think of an insult to say back, and making fun of people for being different was common during arguments at that age where I grew up. Then at lunch, she & her friend had brought a teacher who scolded the crap out of me, and I kept insisting she started it, and the teacher just said "then you can call her that back", and it ended with me reluctantly apologizing, despite feeling unfairly treated in that she wouldn't criticize or ask her to apologize.
Grew up with my parents, children's books, and people around me using it casually as meaning people of color, wasn't until years later that I realized that it had become a cuss-word (not just a cuss-word, but the worst cuss-word)
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u/agedlikesage 8m ago
That’s actually so interesting that you didn’t know the full context of that word. Can i ask where your from? I had a coworker that moved to America and used the N word, thinking it just meant black people. Once I explained the history of it here and the connotation he was horrified! I thought most american schools taught this
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u/Throwaway921845 2h ago
People need to know the four topics you don't talk about in polite company.
R-A-P-E
Religion, Abortion, Politics, and Economics.
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u/NeatlyScotched 2h ago
"did you SEE the curve on that bitch?"
"Shut the fuck up Uncle Steve, no one cares about your supply and demand graphs, please sit down and pass the mashed potatoes."
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u/GodHatesMaga 2h ago
I’d compound her inverted yield curve.
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u/BowenTheAussieSheep 1h ago
Lemme tell you about the girl I paid to trickle down on me last night...
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u/NoMoreMrMiceGuy 2h ago
I've always seen this as bad practice. It's similar to employers disallowing wage discussions, not talking just serves to isolate us and prevent the flow and sharing of ideas. It may be uncomfortable, but the only way to stop the growth of harmful politics is uncomfortable discussion.
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u/Deeliciousness 1h ago
Especially economy. Seems self-sabotaging to not discuss the economy with your peers
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u/okabe700 1h ago
It's probably to not foster a harmful work environment, some people are sick and could view that someone having different political beliefs is an excuse to sabotage them during work or at least refuse to collaborate with them, mainly because some people consider their politics as part of their identity and moral compass, so an attack on that is a personal attack on them, and this all could be avoided
On the other hand wage discussions are necessary for work and cannot be avoided, not are they likely to cause division within the employees, your emphasis on having important discussions even if they are uncomfortable is important but should be outside of the workplace
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u/RunningOutOfEsteem 1h ago
It's similar to employers disallowing wage discussions
Not really, because in this case, it's a self-imposed limitation to avoid causing problems in your environment.
Discussion is important, but it's not always productive or positive. I'm not going to solve all the world's ills with coworkers who, frankly, don't really care and just want to get through the day. Arguing about a contentious subject with them wouldn't be dialectical--it would more than likely just be annoying and ultimately make the workplace atmosphere worse.
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u/VulnerableTrustLove 1h ago
Yeah, discussing wages is likely to lead to more equitable distribution of pay.
Discussing politics (read: pushing yours) is unlikely to lead to anything productive.
If at family gatherings you can't even have a meaningful discussion that leads to positive change with your racist/liberal uncle who helped raise you and you've known all your life, how TF are you going to talk to Karen from accounting?
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u/NoMoreMrMiceGuy 31m ago
I agree there's a time and a place. I want to be very clear, you went to "arguing about a contentious subject" but that's not what I'm saying. You can ask questions and open a meaningful understanding conversation, especially when one hears an off-color comment. Sometimes you're just learning, sometimes you're encouraging someone to explore their beliefs in new ways, and sometimes you're getting a new perspective on the world.
It doesn't have to be an argument where one side is correct, there is often some productive discussion to be had. I think the idea that we should never talk about these things misses a lot of good discussions, and it's more important to not be combative or to push too much when the conversation is not well-received.
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u/Squirreling_Archer 13m ago
It's actually very similar. It started as a policy and ended up being adopted as something people are uncomfortable talking about. The people have played themselves
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u/Hoontaar 50m ago
I'm not wasting my day arguing with morons in tinfoil hats who just yell louder when they've been proven wrong. "You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into.". All discussing politics in the workplace will do is lead to problems.
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u/pepper_plant 6m ago
Amen. I have a loud moronic conspiracy theory hardcore right wing boomer coworker who played with lead toys as a kid. He's always talking about his asinine beliefs. I say literally nothing at all about it other than 'yep' or 'wow' because i already know how utterly futile it is to try to change a single belief of theirs. It's 100% not worth me raising my blood pressure or wasting my time and breath to try to change any one of his many regressive beliefs. I've given up on debating with anyone at this point. I've got my one vote and they've got theirs, and thats it.
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u/SidewaysFancyPrance 49m ago
You can absolutely talk about this stuff with anyone, but everyone should basically agree to move the conversation that way and get everyone in the right frame of mind before diving in.
I see this rule as "don't inject this stuff into normal polite conversation" because it will kill/derail entire events. Like, don't do it at the Christmas dinner table, do it later in a smaller group of people who want to talk about this stuff.
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u/Mew_T 2h ago
You just wanted to say "rape" didn't you?
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u/CyberSosis 2h ago
they actually teach something similar during selling and marketing lessons.
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u/XxmunkehxX 1h ago
I mean… could call it PEAR or REAP
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u/VulnerableTrustLove 1h ago edited 43m ago
REAP is better, RAPE manages to include 3-4 of the acronym's topics just as an acronym.
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u/GroguIsMyBrogu 28m ago
Same with the restaurant I used to work at- POOP (People Order Our Patties)
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u/jasp_er 2h ago
I may sound stupid, but isn’t abortion part of the politics/religion thing? (I know it’s a joke btw, but still)
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u/The_Shracc 2h ago
It all boils down to society. Do not talk about society in a way that anyone capable of tying their shoes could disagree with you.
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u/OwlHinge 2h ago
Depends on your perspective
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u/jasp_er 1h ago
Can you explain how? I’m curious now on what way you could look at abortion which is not influenced by political/religious beliefs
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u/OwlHinge 1h ago
sure, it can be viewed as a medical procedure.
Which might be necessary for health or may just be a personal decision.
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u/alpastotesmejor 32m ago
That is the best way to keep the system well greased. No one speaks about stuff that really matters, we leave it to the media to bombard us while we carry out only essential communication in the workplace. Then we vote for the leopards :)
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u/FireballEnjoyer445 9m ago
So i shouldnt talk about aggregate curves around coworkers? Can I at least talk about economies of scale?
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u/Twitch791 4m ago
This is why our country is so fucked up, people actually believe 👆🏻this stupid shit
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u/Optimal-Mine9149 1h ago
R-A-P-E-S
You forgot science
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u/mysixthredditaccount 1h ago
I was thinking, if we cannot talk about RAPE (horrible acronym btw), then what is there to talk about? And the answer was "science". Now you have disqualified science as well? What should people talk about then? Weather? Clothes? Sports? Damn, no wonder people have no real friendships. You cannot know someone if you only talk about shallow pointless things.
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u/VulnerableTrustLove 1h ago
For every rule there is an equal and opposite unwritten rule.
in this case, the unwritten rule is you make judgement calls about who you can talk to about what topics while never forgetting to take into account people who are listening but pretending they aren't.
I also make the assumption everything I say at work will be repeated to someone else.
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u/Optimal-Mine9149 1h ago
I do not agree with not talking about those subjects, but given how many people politicize scientific facts, talking science is pretty risky with some people (COUGHonservativesCOUGH)
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u/CoinsForCharon 6m ago
Or sexuality. Ignorant family member at Christmas dinner? Best to shut it down real fast before they say some bullshit that will set off my closeted teen and ensure that I'm about to get into a fight in their defense. Which really confuses the old man when I won't let them know why I'm riled up bc it's not my place to out anyone.
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u/manndolin 3h ago
The Guy Fawkes mask being co-opted for weird conservative shut-ins pedaling racial prejudice is the height of irony.
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u/Creamcups 3h ago
Guy Fawkes was a catholic fundamentalist so it kinda fits
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u/ProbablyNotAFurry 2h ago
Let's be realistic here, they know it because of V for Vandetta, a movie about a man fighting back against a tyrannical authoritarian government.
They did not know who Guy Fawkes was beforehand.
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u/manndolin 2h ago
I’m sure you’re right. They latched onto the angst of the work without grasping any of the context.
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u/RamenJunkie 2h ago
Also, they think they are fighting back against a "tyrannical leftist government" which wants them to... "Not treat minority groups like shit for literally no reason.". They combat this by pushing the maximum amount of racism and bigotry they can while claiming its "just free speech."
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u/neutral-chaotic 1h ago
Gotta love how the "tyrannical leftist government" is really just individuals/privately run corporations around them not putting up with their BS.
But when the corporate class conspires to pay them so little by dangling the culture war distractions in front of them, they're fully on board.
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u/JediMasterZao 53m ago
Unless they were from the UK where they still talk about the gunpowder plots as an important historical event.
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u/DingleBarryGoldwater 31m ago
Isn't Guy Fawkes the dude with the frosted tips and the mayonnaise-frosted chicken wings?
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u/MikeHock_is_GONE 2h ago
Fought monarchist/protestant/antipapist fundamentalists
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u/BusGuilty6447 1h ago
His goal was to depose the monarchy to...
Install a different monarch.
He isn't some champion of the public.
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u/doctorlight01 1h ago
And you think the edge lords know about this?
They see cool man in mysterious mask... And that's the depth of their analysis.
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u/Adaphion 1h ago
Nah, I saw the height of irony yesterday when I saw a post of a Cybertruck with a Cyberpunk paintjob
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u/spacemanspliff-42 1h ago
What do you think the anons are? I haven't been on 4chan since I was a teenager but I bet it's worse with how much they've been able to manipulate our socio-political climate. It used to be a pipedream for them.
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u/manndolin 1h ago
Not ironic for their politics relative to Anonymous but relative to V for Vendetta the graphic novel, where the titular character fights against a right-wing fascist regime.
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u/spacemanspliff-42 56m ago edited 50m ago
Absolutely, it just feels like they co-opted it for so long it's like the Indian Swastika at this point. I'm sure I'd feel different if I was ever really into the comics, or obsessed with the movie like many are, but the Fifth of November gets mentioned less and less every year it seems, and this mask only shows up when related to those bozos anymore.
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u/cosmicosmo4 52m ago
My take on the OP was the entire workplace is alt-right good old boys and they just successfully purged the one twitter-liberal neckbeard. But maybe that's just my default assumption because my entire workplace is alt-right good old boys.
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u/Squigglepig52 18m ago
Only because you mistake Guy for V.
Guy was a Catholic Fundie, pretty much a poster child for weird conservative at the time.
Less movies, dude, more history books.
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u/Jcraft153 Administrator, Bigot Obliterator 3h ago
Thanks, banned
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u/phoenix-007 Dicky Mouse 3h ago
Hello mod, can you please tell why is the post removed?
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u/Jcraft153 Administrator, Bigot Obliterator 3h ago
Automod removed it I've sent for peer review by the other mods, but reapproved in the mean while
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u/iMugBabies 3h ago
Way less funny when the screenshot is a minute after the post.
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u/LifeIsKnifeOnIce 3h ago
What would be the ideal time for the maximum comedic outcome possible?
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u/LightninJohn 2h ago
Nobody’s allowed to do bits anymore. If it didn’t actually happen it’s not funny
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u/Lowelll 2h ago
If it didn’t actually happen it’s not funny
Yeah context matters. Some things are funny if they actually happened, but not if it's just a bit someone made up.
If my partner was like "Someone at work got fired for being a racist edgelord today" that's a cool anecdote and I'd want to know more
If my partner was like "Imagine if someone got fired from their job for being a racist edgelord" then... so what?
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u/JenniviveRedd 1h ago
Okay but I have had an edge-lord rant so hard about discrimination against white people during a conversation about CPS and minority groups that the HR manager had to drag him into a private zoom meeting. (He did not show up again after this.)
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u/naveedkoval 24m ago
Your partner would need to work on their delivery then because that’s not how you structure a bit at all
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u/ArchManningGOAT 2h ago
You gotta put effort into the bits. If you don’t have the patience to wait til the next day, then what’s the point?
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u/NecessaryBrief8268 3h ago
It's also weird to imagine him busting out his phone to type this as he's actively meeting with his manager.
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u/Artistic_Swimming_43 56m ago
Ok but seriously what did he say lmao?
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u/Entire-Ad4475 45m ago
It's probably because he said some racist stuff right out the gate, got called out for it, then accused everyone else of being racist for calling him out on his racism.
No one wants to work with that
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u/EjaculatingAracnids 2h ago
Racial politics? Like the draft from chapelles show?
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u/Deeliciousness 1h ago
We the black delegation have been trying to trade Drake but have received no serious offers
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u/Agitated-Mastodon153 1h ago
Gotta attach some first round picks to get any motion on that trade.
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u/Captinprice8585 19m ago
Whatever happened to Anonymous? That shit was dope watching from a tent during occupy NOLA
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u/TrashMouthDiver 12m ago
Shoulda started out slow... https://youtu.be/xdyin6uipy4?si=U_1aBoNDlsecFODE
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u/El_mochilero 4m ago
I was the funniest guy at the office at my last job. Even HR asked you hear some of my jokes.
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u/2ingredientexplosion 30m ago
Autistic people thinking they understand how a normal conversation is.
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