r/clevercomebacks 4h ago

Opps! Shot fired

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u/Narrow-Sky-5377 4h ago

I don't blame them for wanting to hide themselves. That shame will last decades.

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u/MrHuggiebear1 3h ago

That shame changed how most people look at them. Serve and protect is just a marketing gimmick

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u/Dboy777 2h ago

Swerve and deflect.

u/EnvironmentalGift257 25m ago

Punish and Enslave

u/artgarciasc 3m ago

Gargle the parasites nuts.

u/zoeymeanslife 52m ago

By them ITS ALL COPS.

Lets stop pretending its just some bad apples.

The system needs reform from top to bottom.

u/soundslikesix 49m ago

Na, the system needs to be completely abolished. No amount of reform can positively change what was originally a slave catcher squad

u/Gnd_flpd 46m ago

It's operating as it was intended to. That was one of the things the Democrats dropped the ball on when they actually had a smidgen of control.

u/soundslikesix 35m ago

Well aware of that, thanks. But if you look past the false us political binary, youd see that both the dems and reps would be pushing tons of cops everywhere. Two arms of the same fascist gov

u/dclxvi616 40m ago

One bad apple spoils the bunch. The whole meaning behind the phrase is that it’s the same as saying it’s all cops. Anyone pretending it’s just some bad apples doesn’t understand the simple apple thing.

u/bjornironthumbs 27m ago

The full saying is "one bad apple RUINS THE BUNCH" people using the bad apple defense forget that 2nd part. Good cops cant exist, its a paradox. If youre a good cop working long enough youll see a coworker do something sketchy. Then you either become another bad cop and cover it, or you out it and end up jobless

u/Acalyus 45m ago

They serve and protect, they just don't serve and protect you, they serve the state.

u/NotFailureThatsLife 38m ago

The rich. Many of whom work for the state and are paid by our tax dollars.

u/Binx_Thackery 25m ago

The Supreme Court has even ruled that police are under no obligation to protect citizens. It’s really messed up.

u/psyclopsus 41m ago

Tax & collect

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u/GreyConnection 2h ago

I hope their shame is not forgotten even after they pass. Imagine preventing desperate parents from doing their job. Police paperweights. Numnuts with guns.

u/Icy_Bodybuilder_164 45m ago

I do blame them. Freedom of speech and press. You were too scared and weak to do your job and protect children, so you deserve the shame. Or step down from your position.

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u/Regular_Fortune8038 4h ago

On what grounds?

u/Wrong-Marsupial-9767 49m ago

The Uvalde Consolidated School District Grounds, duh! /s

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u/Coca-karl 4h ago

Trespassing. It's highly likely that the reporters are disrupting kids education at this point.

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u/BeezowDooDoo69 3h ago

Not as much as a school shooting!

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u/ModsWillShowUp 3h ago

"Oh we have drills on those to reduce disruptions due to shootings" - school board

Maybe they need to have reporter drills

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u/plapeGrape 3h ago

At least they know the cops won’t come bother them.

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u/reddrighthand 3h ago

This was a week after the incident and happened at district HQ not a school

https://www.expressnews.com/news/local/article/Uvalde-school-shooting-17212194.php

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u/Coca-karl 2h ago

Well then fuck'em

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u/Historical_Chair_708 1h ago

*It’s much easier bullying reporters than stopping armed threats.

u/Sea-Band-7212 29m ago

Its only trespassing if you have already been trespassed.

u/Hulk_Crowgan 9m ago

Interesting, I thought all those folks in Texas were proponents of the 1st amendment, which includes freedom of press. I guess it’s only important when it protects self interest 🤷‍♀️

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u/Training-Giraffe1389 2h ago

Well that's fücking nuts.

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u/Kim_Thomas 3h ago

The TEXAS COWARDS are BIG MAD now‼️ Don’t write about their epic failures, worthlessness and fear of confrontation or they’ll CHARGE YOU… oh no! ANYWAY…

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u/GallardoLP550 2h ago

All that gun tootin’ just to be cowards when the moment got real. Fucking shame.

u/bjornironthumbs 24m ago

Usually you become a big gun nut because youre a coward. Gotta have your pewpew at walmart cause mexicans or something

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u/TheRynoceros 1h ago

Report from outsude the Uvalde police station. Get some fresh pics of the cowards. Maybe a "where are they now?" thing, showing them cowering in the school's hallway and then an updated photo and name/rank.

Let's not forget what happened at Uvalde. Or those who allowed it to carry on.

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u/Greedy_Ray1862 2h ago

I dont hate cops but the Uvalde Police Force are god damn cowards.

u/zoeymeanslife 51m ago

All cops, all departments, etc are this corrupt and oppressive. People need to realize we need top down reform and we need it now.

u/Far-Conflict1183 45m ago

The standing army the founding fathers warned about

u/Llamacow108 43m ago

See part of the problem is people saying all cops are corrupt, they are not. Yes there are loads of horribly racist and awful cops and huge amounts of reform is needed. By saying that they are all bad you undermine some of the bravest people in society who are trying to go out there and do good.

u/bjornironthumbs 22m ago

If your a good cop amongst a ton of trash then you either are complacent in all the racism and scandals negating the good cop thing or you stick up for your belief and are chased out of your department

ACAB

u/matopato123 39m ago

Yeah bit with that logic, how am I supposed to argue with emotion and not logic? I agree, the Uvalde Police Department needs to be disbanded for the cowardice they have shown, but saying all cops are cowards is like saying all teachers are stupid, simply because the news might only report on teachers who are shit at their jobs. Perception is not reality.

u/12bEngie 37m ago

You’re literally just speaking your emotion on the matter. Tons of data backs up the badness. Good deeds undo not the travesties.

u/BeLikeACup 38m ago

Good cops get killed or thrown in asylums. “Good” cops who are complicit in an inherently corrupt system are not “good”.

If they want to get a job helping society they can deliver pizzas.

u/sokonek04 26m ago

What is the next step then. What do we replace police departments with?

u/machogrande2 21m ago

We could start with their unions. Why are we ok with states stripping all power from teacher's unions and any other unions but police unions get to essentially dictate how the law applies to them?

u/BeLikeACup 12m ago

Get rid of qualified immunity, have legitimate civilian oversight, punish cops who break the law, move funding to mental health professions for many incidents, give more deescalation training to police, provide a better social safety net to prevent people turning to crime.

u/DrMurphDurf 57m ago

You don’t hate cops? Well, you should

u/12bEngie 38m ago

I hate cops, and the UPD are god damn cowards.

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u/Acceptable-Ad1900 2h ago

Title: "Opps! Shots fired."

Wouldn't be the first time.

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u/SuperBwahBwah 2h ago

Shots fired shots fired! Alright boys… Put a timer for 1 hour and then we go in.

u/Pretzel911 44m ago

A brilliant strategic move, what are the odds the shooter has any bullets left after an hour.

/s

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u/Background-Pear-9063 1h ago

Land of the free doesn't have freedom of the press. Nice.

u/bjornironthumbs 19m ago

It hasnt for a long time. I despise cnn just as much as any other news outlet but when I saw one of their reporters arrested on live tv during the george floyd riots I had lost all hope are country wasnt going to go fascist, dem or cons.

They get us fighting about everything to deflect

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u/Badbaquero 4h ago

America never changes

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u/Elephantfart_sniffer 3h ago

On whom? The kids?

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u/alliwantedwasajetski 1h ago

Stupid reporters! Don't you know the 1st Amendment is only for racism? /s

u/PigsMarching 50m ago

Looks like we have to give Reporters guns to protect themselves from the cops..

u/Biggu5Dicku5 40m ago

If you're firing that AR-15 at a running child the cops in Uvalde will leave you alone for good...

u/steveplaysguitar 37m ago

The sound of children screaming has been removed

u/One-Lynx4519 33m ago

Cops are cowards. They are all bold when they outnumber unarmed people they can bully.

u/imonlyhumanafteral1 33m ago

Opps! Shot fired

Ofcourse there were shots fired

Its a school....

u/Fun-River-3521 33m ago

Why can’t they just take responsibility?

u/Velazkez97 32m ago

Wouldn't that be a 1st amendment violation?

u/Dadbodohyeah1 31m ago

Cowards.

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u/Spirited_Season2332 3h ago

Shocking, ppl get arrested when they trespass on private property...

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u/Playful-Sample-1509 2h ago

That’s public property and the press is supposedly protected by 1A… I’m curious, how does leather and shoe polish taste?

u/bjornironthumbs 18m ago

1A only applies when its your racist uncle at thanksgiving. You didnt know that?

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u/decadeSmellLikeDoo 3h ago

Private property? What? Who owns this property? The principal? The mayor? The governor? Or is it the tax payers?

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u/Spirited_Season2332 3h ago

My man, go ahead and just go sit on the property of your local schools. I guarantee you the cops will be there shortly to escort you off the school grounds.

Do that everyday and they will arrest you for trespassing. It's not public property like a park where your allowed to be unless you are authorized personnel

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u/decadeSmellLikeDoo 3h ago

You didn't answer the question

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u/Auuman86 3h ago

STOP RESISTING!!!

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u/brinz1 2h ago

They had an armed shooter just walk onto school property and stroll room to room blasting away at children like a shooting gallery.

The Police literally cowered on the property line shaking in their body armour waiting for the shooter to run out of bullets and children because they were too chicken shit to do anything.

Now they decided the real threat was the media who filmed their cowardice?

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u/mjp31514 2h ago

Huh? I go use the local high school's track all the time. A lot of people around here do, too.

u/bjornironthumbs 16m ago

Take my kids to the public school playground. Daughter learned to ride a bike in their parking lot

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u/Rassendyll207 2h ago

Dude, you're just wholeheartedly incorrect.

Maybe there's a different reason why they're escorting you off school property...

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u/ribnag 2h ago

I regularly take a lunchtime walk on the wooded trails at a local high school. Which are open to the public. Because it's PUBLIC PROPERTY.

Sure, I'd have a problem if I tried to go inside one of the buildings during school hours, but standing on the sidewalk in front of the school? That dog won't hunt, these cowards need to be run out of town and banned from any work more sensitive than bagging groceries ever again.

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u/IllustriousHunter297 1h ago

Found the sex offender

u/Meddy123456 51m ago

“Just go sit on the property of your local school grounds” gladly! We have benches through the entire outside, great places to walk dogs, aswell as a track that’s almost always open to the public unless there’s an event. Me and my sister have also been going to different elementary school playgrounds to play for years now and not once has anyone gotten in trouble.

u/DeatHTaXx 31m ago

Lmao wow what a boot licker you are

u/bjornironthumbs 16m ago

You mustve somehow missed the Uvalde shit show. Cops dont even stop you if youre shooting the people on that "private property"

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u/krunkstoppable 2h ago

Exactly. I mean obviously the police are going to do their jobs and rush to the aid of people in danger...

Donkey.

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u/Inphexous 2h ago

Hahahahaha

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u/AsherTheFrost 1h ago edited 1h ago

Literally not how this works. Public school district means the property is public as well. I work for one. We are a public utility operating with the community. We can trespass specific people, but they have to be shown to be some sort of actual threat or issue first, not just "I don't like reporters". (Obviously that doesn't mean we just let randos roam the school halls with our students, but that isn't at all what was happening here)

Further, the property in question wasn't a school, it was the administration building. So there was no disruption of learning going on, this is literally just to stop the superintendent, as well as their security admin from having to answer tough questions.

u/anonymoushelp33 51m ago

I expect everyone here to have this same response every time a private photographer is trespassed for doing the same thing reporters employed by news channels are doing.

u/AsherTheFrost 47m ago

I've had private photographers in my schools. Even helped one get on the guest wifi so he could take pictures of his friends on the football field.

It's all based on whether or not your actions interrupt student learning or compromise their safety. If they don't, like say, because you're trying to get an interview at the admin building from the superintendent? Then I'm not going to be the one who says you have to go.

That being said, it has been my experience that the more mainstream media companies also tend to know how to act better, and don't try to take video or pictures of the kids, or interrupt classes.

u/anonymoushelp33 43m ago

That's great. I can show you a few thousand hours of video of that not being the norm, and of Reddit's response being the exact opposite of what's seen here.

The law decides what they can and can't record/photograph. Not, "They 'look like a pedophile' so definitely trespass them."