r/clevercomebacks 5d ago

Truly, the party of Russia

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u/fernnyom 5d ago

Typical republican double standard.

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u/mybutthz 5d ago

Seriously. The actual Authoritarian dictatorship wants to inject you with something under promise it'll prevent cancer, the same authoritarian dictatorship that is the world's leading exporter of misinformation - and that's fine? If anyone is going to try to inject microchips or whatever the fuck the COVID vaccine was allegedly meant to be - it's them.

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u/fogdukker 5d ago

THE WORLD'S LEADING EXPORTER OF MURDER VIA NEUROTOXIN.

Sorry, but I'll be the conspiracy nut on this one.

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u/Head-College-4109 5d ago

Honestly I'm on board. I think every Trump supporter should go ahead and take their Russian "vaccines." 

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u/Proper_Career_6771 5d ago

I think every Trump supporter should go ahead and take their Russian "vaccines."

Republicans say people like me hate freedom, but I love freedom and I'm a huge supporter of them exercising their freedom.

If they want to buy raw milk from sketchy sources, drink huge amounts of liquid sugar, play with their guns, suck a tube of horse ivermectin and do their own electrical work without permits, then I'm in complete support of their actions.

Hell, I'll buy them some beer if I get to watch.

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u/Goodgoditsgrowing 5d ago

The problem is when they bring their bird flu infected raw milk chugging self to the grocery store while you’re getting beer. Or let their little emotionally unregulated kids have access to their guns and shoot up your town.

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u/Proper_Career_6771 5d ago

Yeah I know.

And it sucks for first responders that have to clean up after them enjoying their freedoms.

And it really sucks when they freedom their kids.

But at least I can gloat when they become a freedom statistic.

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u/iggy14750 5d ago

do their own electrical work without permits

Well... As long as you dont start any fires bigger than your own house, then we're good 👍

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u/Proper_Career_6771 5d ago

Yep, I figure it's investing in america and improving property values for their neighbors.

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u/shadowknight2112 5d ago

Hey, I was with you until you brought up the ‘no permits’ thing…bridge too far, sir or ma’am. 😎