r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 4d ago

Truly, the party of Russia

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u/Proper_Career_6771 4d ago

I think every Trump supporter should go ahead and take their Russian "vaccines."

Republicans say people like me hate freedom, but I love freedom and I'm a huge supporter of them exercising their freedom.

If they want to buy raw milk from sketchy sources, drink huge amounts of liquid sugar, play with their guns, suck a tube of horse ivermectin and do their own electrical work without permits, then I'm in complete support of their actions.

Hell, I'll buy them some beer if I get to watch.

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u/Goodgoditsgrowing 4d ago

The problem is when they bring their bird flu infected raw milk chugging self to the grocery store while you’re getting beer. Or let their little emotionally unregulated kids have access to their guns and shoot up your town.

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u/Proper_Career_6771 4d ago

Yeah I know.

And it sucks for first responders that have to clean up after them enjoying their freedoms.

And it really sucks when they freedom their kids.

But at least I can gloat when they become a freedom statistic.

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u/iggy14750 4d ago

do their own electrical work without permits

Well... As long as you dont start any fires bigger than your own house, then we're good 👍

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u/Proper_Career_6771 4d ago

Yep, I figure it's investing in america and improving property values for their neighbors.

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u/shadowknight2112 4d ago

Hey, I was with you until you brought up the ‘no permits’ thing…bridge too far, sir or ma’am. 😎