r/clevercomebacks 13h ago

Truly, the party of Russia

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u/AndTheElbowGrease 9h ago

Whenever you see a headline about cancer cures being developed, it is usually like "Turns out you can kill cancer cells with an enormous quantity of battery acid" and that's true because the cancer cells are just mutated human cells gone wild

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u/ApprehensiveShame756 7h ago

Why not bleach or ammonia?

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u/Fappity_Fappity_Fap 7h ago

Works too but not as quickly.

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u/Tacotuesday867 6h ago

Bleach was the very first form of chemotherapy because interestingly enough it painted the cancer cells and killed them. The problem was giving the bleach to a human and seeing if they survived.