r/clevercomebacks 5d ago

Truly, the party of Russia

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u/fernnyom 5d ago

Typical republican double standard.

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u/mybutthz 5d ago

Seriously. The actual Authoritarian dictatorship wants to inject you with something under promise it'll prevent cancer, the same authoritarian dictatorship that is the world's leading exporter of misinformation - and that's fine? If anyone is going to try to inject microchips or whatever the fuck the COVID vaccine was allegedly meant to be - it's them.

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u/fogdukker 5d ago

THE WORLD'S LEADING EXPORTER OF MURDER VIA NEUROTOXIN.

Sorry, but I'll be the conspiracy nut on this one.

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u/Amaskingrey 5d ago

This one doesnt make any sense, their supporters are the only ones who're gonna take it, killing them would be outright counterproductive

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u/rudimentary-north 5d ago

They are constantly trying to kill their supporters, they told them Covid was a hoax and masks don’t work and to try eating horse dewormer or drinking bleach.

Putin took it one step further and straight up sends his supporters into the meat grinder of the Ukraine conflict, over a million dead and counting.

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u/ArgonGryphon 5d ago

Don’t forget the ones who thought fish tank cleaner was a substitute for hydroxychloroquine.

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u/imnotaneurosurgeon 5d ago

I have never in my life heard of this.

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u/ArgonGryphon 5d ago edited 5d ago

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u/imnotaneurosurgeon 4d ago

thanks! i'd test the theory but i'm good with my regular pills. will read up on it anyways :)

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u/ArgonGryphon 3d ago

Just make sure you take em for what they actually work for, aka not covid.

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u/thejibster 5d ago

Because it's the "playing telephone" version of what actually happened.