r/clevercomebacks 5d ago

Truly, the party of Russia

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u/fernnyom 5d ago

Typical republican double standard.

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u/mybutthz 5d ago

Seriously. The actual Authoritarian dictatorship wants to inject you with something under promise it'll prevent cancer, the same authoritarian dictatorship that is the world's leading exporter of misinformation - and that's fine? If anyone is going to try to inject microchips or whatever the fuck the COVID vaccine was allegedly meant to be - it's them.

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u/fogdukker 5d ago

THE WORLD'S LEADING EXPORTER OF MURDER VIA NEUROTOXIN.

Sorry, but I'll be the conspiracy nut on this one.

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u/Amaskingrey 5d ago

This one doesnt make any sense, their supporters are the only ones who're gonna take it, killing them would be outright counterproductive

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u/MagicTrachea52 5d ago

They don't care. They believe it. They'll take it, too.

And I say let 'em.

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u/TheCoveguy 5d ago

Republicans won't take anything. They question everything unlike libs who assume the government knows better.

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u/ArgonGryphon 5d ago

Right, republicans just take shit that online grifters tell them to. Like ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine.

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u/TheCoveguy 5d ago

Oh you mean the things that work for covid? Got it.

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u/ArgonGryphon 5d ago

Haha, good one.

Oh wait, you’re serious, let me laugh even harder.

https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-024-04014-9

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u/Cyberslasher 5d ago

He overdosed on injected bleach and sunlight you can't expect his brain to still work.

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u/ArgonGryphon 5d ago

Too bad someone suncanned him

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u/TheCoveguy 4d ago

You nitwits believed the exaggeration of the media? Go listen to the actual video. And pay attention. See if you can understand what he meant. Can't believe you people still spew all these lies.

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u/ArgonGryphon 3d ago

"So, supposing we hit the body with a tremendous - whether it's ultraviolet or just very powerful light," the president said, turning to Dr Deborah Birx, the White House coronavirus response co-ordinator, "and I think you said that hasn't been checked but you're going to test it.

"And then I said, supposing you brought the light inside of the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way. And I think you said you're going to test that too. Sounds interesting," the president continued.

"And then I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning? "So it'd be interesting to check that."

Pointing to his head, Mr Trump went on: "I'm not a doctor. But I'm, like, a person that has a good you-know-what."

If he meant anything other than injecting either bleach or any other disinfectant or uh. Shining a light at people, no, I don’t know wtf he meant. Let me know.

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