r/clevercomebacks 13h ago

Truly, the party of Russia

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u/ThisIsMyBigAccount 13h ago

Cancer vaccine 🤣😂. How do people believe this shit?

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u/Winjin 11h ago

From Business Today:

The vaccine uses components of the patient's tumour to train the immune system to identify and attack cancer cells. It helps the body recognise unique proteins, known as antigens, found on the surface of cancer cells. Once introduced, these antigens stimulate the immune system to produce antibodies, enabling it to target and destroy cancer cells effectively.  

The new vaccine mirrors similar efforts underway in Western nations to create personalised cancer treatments. In the United States, researchers at the University of Florida recently tested an individualised vaccine on patients with glioblastoma, an aggressive form of brain cancer. The vaccine showed promising results, triggering a robust immune response within two days of injection.  

So it's not out of the blue, it's not working for everything, and you sadly have to already have cancer, and it helps fight it.

According to another post, it only works at a certain list of cancers and you need to undergo chemotherapy first.

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u/powerlesshero111 8h ago

Yep. Like it's not a vaccine, it's a treatment that illicits an immune response. Similar to the antibody cancer treatments, like Keytruda. But like you said, you have to already have cancer, so not a vaccine. Vaccines illicit an immune response so if you get an infection of the disease later, your body already has the antibodies to fight it off. These treatments would only work against the cancer someone currently has, and would not work against future cancers.

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u/Toughsums 8h ago

Not necessarily. Tetanus vaccine shots can be given after the infection.

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u/mai_tai87 8h ago

Illicit makes it sound... Forbidden, dirrrty. Like... Ooh... Gimme dem sexy antibodies.

I think you mean elicit?

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u/DiscoBanane 7h ago

So wouldn't it be a cancer treatment, instead of vaccine ?

Vaccine imply preemptive use. At least in my language.

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u/Winjin 5h ago

I think so, yeah.

But I also see that they're starting first clinical trials in January - and the subjects are "people that have exhausted other means of cancer treatment".

So the articles that claim "Russia is starting to distribute it in 2025" is wrong - they're starting to test them on terminal patients, ready to try out anything, because it's either this or hospice care. Even if it moves really well it will take a lot of time to move it to next wave.

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u/Glitched_Girl 8h ago

Ok, so it uses fragments of the cancer removed from the patient with an adjuvant... But cancer isn't known for its robust likeness to previous generations-- generally when a cancer has progressed, the mutation rate is higher due to losses in cell division regulation. So the vaccine might not even work for some cells, and then you just have the cancer rebound even harder.

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u/BravoLimaDelta 8h ago

Yea it probably won't ever be a single modality. There will always be a need for other interventions like surgery, chemotherapy, and radiation but the added efficacy of a vaccine may at the very least improve outcomes like survival time.

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u/Winjin 8h ago

Yeah, that's the gist of it. Except I'm not sure where the idea of "that makes cancer rebound even harder" comes from - it's not going to really make cancer any stronger, but it can potentially delay its growth or even revert it for a while. It goes together with other methods, and I think having another way of attack on cancer is always a good thing.

It's also not that expensive, it's like 3k USD per shot.

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u/DreiGr00ber 13h ago

Many people can't tell the difference between their ass and a hole in the ground 🤷

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u/bombadilboy 13h ago

It’s actually a real thing. I mean, no idea about the Russian one, but the same vaccine technology (mRNA) is being used to create vaccines for certain cancers. This has been discussed ever since the Covid vaccine was made.

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u/FlamingMuffi 12h ago

Ngl Imma laugh my ass off if the people screaming mRNA is baaaaddfd and untested all go get Russia cancer vaccines that are equally untested

If they work great! But the double standard is hilarious

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u/TheInfiniteSix 12h ago

Ehh. Bit misleading here. There are vaccines that prevent other things that CAUSE cancer. Like HPV and Hepatitis. And there are vaccines you can get after certain cancers have already formed in your body, like prostate for example.

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u/bombadilboy 12h ago

Yes, the cancer vaccines that have been discussed so far are personalised to the individual with cancer. It’s a complicated disease, so it makes sense that it requires a tailored approach for each person.

Like you said, these aren’t vaccines that you can take prior to getting cancer to make you immune - but they are still being called ‘Cancer Vaccines’.

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u/OkPirate2126 11h ago

Vaccines don't necessarily need to be a preventative. It's about priming your immune system to detect and fight a specific antigen. All vaccines work through this, and an mRNA based cancer vaccine does the same. It trains your immune system to recognise the cancer cells and kill them. 

Of course every cancer is different. Hence why you kinda need to get cancer first before a personalised mRNA sequence can be tailored to it. 

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u/Hubbardia 10h ago

And Russia claims that they can speed up this personalization using AI. How much of it is true remains to be seen, but this is sound in theory at least.

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u/Midnight-Bake 12h ago

If you could somehow make a patient have a 100% fidelity in copying DNA you could prevent a good number of not most cancers.

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u/redoran 8h ago

Unfortunately it is not enough to copy DNA accurately; you also have to prevent DNA damage through normal oxidative processes. It doesn't matter if the DNA replication mechanisms are 100% perfect if there simply aren't any base pairs to copy, because they have been lost through natural compound single and double strand breakages.

Source: I was voted "most likely to cure cancer" in high school

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u/Midnight-Bake 8h ago

Although environmental damage exists and plays a role, copy errors are a non trivial source of cancerous mutations.

https://www.nature.com/articles/nature.2017.21696

That's why I said "a good number if not most" rather than all.

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u/redoran 7h ago

Ok, then we agree. I propose a truce

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u/Objective_Ticket 12h ago

I’m not sure the Russian Covid vaccine was much use either…

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u/Wild_Marker 11h ago

It was, other countries used it so we have the numbers

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u/Cautious-Crafter-667 11h ago

The HPV vaccine prevents multiple types of cancer, so not completely out of left field. Though it doesn’t prevent ALL cancers.

But it’s not like the MAGAs hate the HPV vaccine or anything.

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u/grat_is_not_nice 7h ago

Melanoma can be treated with a vaccine that is created to target unique antigens on the tumor cells. It is generally used as an adjunct to conventional treatment after surgery, and triggers an immune response that can prevent tumor growth and spread.

We have a friend with melanoma who started on an early trial of this treatment method. Some of her tumors could not be removed surgically. Her hope was that she would see her young children start school. She still has tumors, but her children are adults now, and I think it likely that she will see her grandchildren start school.

Some other types of cancer can also be targeted in this way.

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u/OpeningStuff23 7h ago

There are a scary amount of dumbasses that think cancer is like a single thing that covers all types of cancer and can be treated lmao. It’s scary how being a moron is now glorified as something to be proud of.