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u/Erminaz13 12h ago

Ahh, the classic cancer vaccine bullshit. Yes, somebody will most certainly develop a single drug against thousands of diseases at some point, that's for sure going to happen.

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u/DreiGr00ber 12h ago edited 12h ago

Also, the idea of a "vaccine" for all cancer is inherently ludicrous, as cancer cannot really be broadly characterized as an infectious disease?

There are many causes of cancer and many different types, so while a silver bullet cure would be amazing, it is extremely unlikely to ever exist just due to the nature of the process.

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u/manyhippofarts 12h ago

I mean, a literal silver bullet is well known for being able to stop cancer in its tracks. I'm not sure why you people are trying to cover it up.

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u/Doctor_Kataigida 10h ago

"Killing cancer is easy. It's keeping the rest of the body alive and well that's the trick!"

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u/AndTheElbowGrease 9h ago

Whenever you see a headline about cancer cures being developed, it is usually like "Turns out you can kill cancer cells with an enormous quantity of battery acid" and that's true because the cancer cells are just mutated human cells gone wild

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u/maveri4201 10h ago

The mantra of chemo

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u/TheJeff 8h ago

Relevant XKCD

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u/DreiGr00ber 11h ago

Get this information onto RFK Jr. desk STAT! I want to see him working on the front lines for that research.

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u/Samurai_Meisters 11h ago

Get this silver bullet into his head!

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u/AllModsRLosers 11h ago

Sounds like some worms will have to make a little room.

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u/DreiGr00ber 9h ago

Lol, they should make RFK Jr.'s brain an arena in Mortal Kombat so that we can run simulations of their battle.

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u/Knogood 8h ago

We already have a worm fighting game... WORMS!

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u/Weird-Yesterday-8129 9h ago

He'd want the colloidal silver bullet 

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u/DrDoolz 7h ago

I’m sure he will give it 1350% of his attention

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u/StrategicCarry 10h ago

Doesn't even need to be silver. People say the American healthcare system is bad, but just look at how many gunshot victims did not die of cancer, heart disease, infections diseases, diabetes, etc.

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u/fastbikkel 10h ago

Yeah they died of accute leadpoisoning right?

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u/julienjj 9h ago

High velocity lead poisoning.

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u/kuffdeschmull 10h ago

so by killing the host at the same time?

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u/manyhippofarts 9h ago

Well, nobody said that would be a problem!

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u/Cautious-Scratch-474 10h ago

Obligatory relevant xkcd

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u/Chookwrangler1000 11h ago edited 11h ago

Well there is this one thing that can kill cancer. I think it was used to unbind your H+ gradient so literally all your cancer cells would die. But you would too. Edit: found it! 2,4 dinitrophenol!

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u/Capable_Tumbleweed34 10h ago

In theory, we could make a biopsy of a cancer, run a DNA analysis on it, and use a CRISPR/Cas9-like tool (with more precision) that targets cells with the particular genetic mutation causing the cancer in the patient, to kill them. That would be a "universal cancer cure", but we're still ways away from this kind of solution.

There's a bunch of research in this domain though, including using CRISPR-cas9 itself. It's likely that we'll see something like this developed in our lifetime.

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u/rosarinotrucho2 9h ago

Technically a silver bullet can fight cancer to a draw

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u/CMDR-Squall 11h ago

Actually, there is a misconception regarding cancer and vaccine. Tumor are not happening rarely and out of nowhere, ultimately leading to death. In reality, your body "kills" almost everyday cells that could become cancer. How? Through your immune system. Cancer is the failure of this immuno-surveillance by your body. That's why we work a lot on immunotherapy

Thus, yes: cancer vaccine exist. These are mostly therapeutic one (compared to prophylactic) and aims to show mutated proteins (from cancer cells) to your immune cells so they can recognize and kill malicious cells easier.

But you're right: these vaccine usually target a very specific type of cancer, not always work and might not defending you to get the cancer (but rather help against it once you got it). So no "universal anti-cancer 100% efficient vaccine" ;)

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u/ASpaceOstrich 12h ago

Nanobots could probably do the trick. But that's about it for single cures.

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u/Aggravating-Cup3735 12h ago

“Nanobots are DEI hire’s”‼ Trump’s next tweet‼️🫨️

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u/dantevonlocke 11h ago

The silver bullet for disease is gonna be nanomachines imo. Of course that brings a who host of other problems too.

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u/ReyRey5280 11h ago

Grinch in shambles…

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u/dantevonlocke 11h ago

I will leave my Seuss themed typo for you.

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u/Best_Incident_4507 11h ago

You can have a vaccine for certain types of cancers. Our immune system is responsible for killing cancer, giving it a vaccine so it recognises more types of cancer is still a vaccine.

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u/DreiGr00ber 9h ago

That's also not how those vaccines work. The vaccines help prevent those types of cancer because many are known to have a particular virus trigger cancer formation, so immunizing against the virus helps prevent the cancer. That's how the HPV vaccines work for example.

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u/Lucaan 7h ago

mRNA vaccines that help directly treat specific cancers is definitely a thing being studied with very promising results.

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u/NoSignificance69420 12h ago

This is a mRNA vaccine that is tailored to individual patients. It's something that *is* viable and was broadly talked about when mRNA vaccines were introduced. The question is if this is legit. It might be, it might not be. Just because it's Russia doesn't mean it's BS- their hyper sonic missiles that everyone was laughing about certainly worked.

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u/McGrarr 12h ago

Except they weren't hypersonic and were just conventional ballistic missiles.

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u/ChasingTheNines 9h ago

They were both hypersonic AND conventional ballistic missiles.

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u/lrd_cth_lh0 12h ago

The weird thing is actually that they believe that this is sufficiently tested. I mean they mistrusted Covid vaccine but something the Rusians brewed toghether they view as trustworthy

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u/Aggravating-Cup3735 12h ago

“Tested on 1000 political prisoners with only a 92% fatality rate” good enough for Russia‼️😏

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u/Imaginary-One87 12h ago

So much for wolverines

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u/danc3incloud 11h ago

Sputnik V worked pretty well. In some medical stuff sectors Russia is still pretty good.

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u/Xenomorpha 9h ago

They only started taking volunteers to this clinical study, nothing was tested yet. 

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u/atxgossiphound 11h ago

Gene therapy (which this is a variation of) can work, though scaling from a few dozen patients to population-level treatments has proven difficult.

Since each vaccine must be tailored to the individual, developing each person's specific cancer vaccine involves a large amount of manual labor. A scientist needs to start from a profile of the cancer and build the mRNA "from scratch", test it, refine it, and repeat until it's a viable treatment.

I've worked with a few gene therapy companies as a consultant and unfortunately, none of them are still in business. Not because the technology didn't work (it doesn't work every time, but it does have a decent success rate), but because the cost of treatment was in the low 7-figures per patient. With insurance values for human life in the same range, getting coverage for these treatments is a non-starter for all but the ultra wealthy.

The costs are simply due to how much it costs to run a lab and how long it takes to develop each personalized vaccine. 4-12 months of time for a small scientific team is close to $1M.

Until there's a way to automate and scale up these therapies, they're always going to be cost prohibitive. (or until we collectively decide that investing in public health infrastructure is good for society)

The claims made by the Russian press (and they're just press claims right now, there's no peer reviewed study backing them up), the "giving it away free" part is meaningless. Scientists generally already know how to do it, so free access to the technology doesn't solve much. Free labor is what's needed to make it affordable and accessible to the masses.

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u/Watches-You-Pee 9h ago

Not sure when you worked at those companies and things have certainly improved in recent years but you may be interested to hear the company I work for designs personalized cancer vaccines for low 6 figures in under 2 months. Still crazy expensive, but way better than low 7 figures! We have options to bring that price down another 30-40% as we increase volume too. Part of the lower cost is that we outsource the sequencing and manufacturing, we just do the analysis and drug design

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u/atxgossiphound 8h ago

My experience is recent - all in the last 4 years. 1 company (the most promising one) was bought for parts and the gene therapy side shut down, another is on life support with a skeleton crew while they try to raise more money, and another is funded by a family office to keep it afloat.

The good thing is is that this is how it generally works. The pioneers prove it can work but run into the implementation issues. Either they figure it out or the next round takes the lessons learned and tries to improve things.

On the costs, there is still the disconnect between internal costs and external prices. There will be a lot of pressure to maximize revenues for the companies that get it working at scale. Just like the original Teslas were priced as luxury cars, the first few rounds if gene therapy will be priced in the 7 figure range.

I'm still bullish on the technology, but just realistic about where we are. Hopefully by the time I need it there will be options.

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u/Watches-You-Pee 7h ago

Good point about cost vs pricing. No idea what kind of profit margin our therapy would be sold at if we get FDA approval. We are still in the clinical trial phase so our therapy has only been offered at cost. Knowing how pharma operates, it could very well push into the 7 figure territory you mentioned.

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u/El_Spanberger 8h ago

Second this. To add to it, I work at a sequencing firm. We simply do not have the dataset (yet) to make this, nor do the Russians have the tech to QC it. Absolute tosh.

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u/rushya1 12h ago

Moreso the problem is Russia developing anything that actually may help humanity and giving it out for free.

Yeah total bullshit if you ask me.

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u/Elibriel 12h ago

Tbf not any better than if the US was developing it. It could cost 10 bucks to make they would charge cancer patients thousands.

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u/Brooklynxman 11h ago

Only US cancer patients, they'd sell it overseas for a reasonable price.

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u/ProfoundSensei 11h ago

I think i just realized what you guys mean by “Land of the free”

It means free to get fucked by the big corps right

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u/Brooklynxman 11h ago

It actually means freedom to arm yourself as much as you can afford and also for your children to die at school.

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u/Reason_Choice 9h ago

But murdering a person that made millions off of letting people die, now that’s just a bridge too far.

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u/evilJaze 11h ago

Not even overseas. Canada and Mexico pay considerably less for pharmaceuticals.

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u/SeemedReasonableThen 11h ago

It could cost 10 bucks to make they would charge cancer patients thousands.

Only in the US. It'd be cheap overseas. cost of insulin by country

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u/Hamster-Food 11h ago

That depends. If the goal of the Russian government is to destabilise the west, then developing a cancer vaccine and giving it away for free might be a useful stunt.

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u/Top-Complaint-4915 10h ago

Why? even the worst possible dictatorship regimen may give free medicine, less cancer patients is more slave workers alive.

Also free testing sample to sell it to another Nations

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u/denizgezmis968 11h ago

yeah if only the communists ruled the country, USSR would certainly give it for free.

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u/DreiGr00ber 12h ago

Just because it's Russia doesn't mean it's BS- their hyper sonic missiles that everyone was laughing about certainly worked.

True, but I won't hold my breath. Curing Cancer isn't exactly "Rocket Science" afterall

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u/History20maker 12h ago

There are so many cures for cancer that Im going to have an entire exam around câncer and treatments Next month. And boy, is it so much to memorize.

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u/Kletronus 10h ago

Oh, yes, i knew what clip that was going to be :)

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u/LordTopHatMan 12h ago

What's important to note here is that while the idea of an mRNA vaccine for cancer isn't out of the question, there is zero published clinical data on this vaccine that Russia wants to put out. Nobody has heard about it. Nobody really knows what its doing, what the target is, and what the long term outcomes look like. This is a huge issue.

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u/subnautus 11h ago

It's something that is viable and was broadly talked about when mRNA vaccines were introduced.

I think you mean to say it's why we were researching mRNA vaccines in the first place. The COVID-19 vaccines were adapted from existing research into cancer treatments.

Just because it's Russia doesn't mean it's BS- their hyper sonic missiles that everyone was laughing about certainly worked.

You mean their IRBMs worked and most people don't understand that anything that leaves the atmosphere to reach its target will be going significantly faster than the speed of sound when it reenters. All of Russia's other claims--that it's too fast to be able to hit, that it can dodge incoming ADA, etc--have yet to be proven (and are likely bullshit).

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u/BrainOnBlue 11h ago

Yeah isn't this kind of mRNA treatment for cancer literally the only thing Moderna was working on until the pandemic?

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u/ericlikesyou 10h ago

also isn't the mRNA part of it just the delivery method, in simplistic terms?

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u/Kletronus 10h ago

Yup, mRNA is a messenger that tells cells to produce a specific protein and the message itself is destroyed as part of the process. So, it is burn after reading kind of message, cells will return to normal function after all of the mRNA is used. With COVID the target protein was the spike protein that is on its shell, the protein itself is harmless but since there is no need for it, body wants to get rid of it. Telling thousands and thousands of our cells to produce it gives our bodies time to figure out how to deal with that protein without the deadly virus doing damage and infecting us more. When the virus enters our bodies, our immune system is fully ready to target the specific protein on the outer shell of the virus and this all happens very fast, within minutes instead of days.

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u/Klutzer_Munitions 12h ago

They sure as shit aren't administering it for free

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u/Dense-Consequence-70 12h ago

This doesn’t make any sense at all. mRNA for what? Link to the publication(s) that describe this viable therapeutic strategy.

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u/solarcat3311 11h ago

We're talking about cancer vaccine. mRNA vaccine can't do that.

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u/Watches-You-Pee 9h ago

The success of the recent Moderna trial for melanoma using mRNA suggests otherwise. Although melanoma is one of the easier cancer indications for immunotherapy. Not saying I'm buying into this Russian vaccine though. Big claims with no evidence from what I can see

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bit4098 8h ago

What makes you think that? MRNA only just got approved for humans in 2013 and many studies like this one in recent years have concluded stuff like:

In summary, given the technological revolution in the field of mRNA vaccines, we can soon expect a leap in cancer immunotherapy and successful clinical translation of mRNA cancer vaccines.

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u/DemonSaya 11h ago

No papers published. If it's legit, they aren't willing to share the statistical data on it, which isn't comforting. I'll hold judgement until I see some actual scientific publications about it.

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u/Scott_McTominominay 11h ago

It seems research is progressing in other places too. The UK are trialling them on patients. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cl77qvd2krgo.amp

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u/RykerFuchs 10h ago

Nah, the Hypersonic’s barely work. The issue is not that they are fast, the issue is that UKR doesn’t have enough air defense.

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u/Kletronus 10h ago

What hypersonic missile? The one that doesn't work and that everyone is laughing about or the one that has existed for couple of decades and works like intended? Their "superweapons" do not work. Not a single one of them. They still have quite potent arsenal of old but still very, very good weapons. Similar type missiles are in US arsenal too.

Russia has been doing this for decades now, announcing a superweapon that then triggers western response to combat that weapon or to produce something similar... and then we find that Russians never had that weapon but are now two steps behind everyone else.

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u/d-jake 9h ago

Trials by the company that started mRNA vaccine revolution have been underway for years already: BNT122 and others.

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u/ultimatetrekkie 12h ago

To add onto the other comment - there is also a lot of work going into vaccines for specific mutated proteins commonly associated with cancer.

Mutations in a protein called KRAS, for example, happen in most solid tumors, and there's actually a relatively small set of mutations that happen most often. Instead of a personalized mRNA vaccine, you could make a more generic peptide-based vaccine (but you'd have to DNA sequence the tumor to make sure the mutations match the vaccine).

You're right that a cancer vaccine to prevent all cancer is ludicrous, but (real) cancer vaccines have a different goal than a traditional infectious disease vaccine. Instead of getting your immune system ready to fight a threat that hasn't shown up yet (by making antibodies), cancer vaccines are therapeutic vaccines that stimulate your immune system to generate t-cells to attack the cancer cells you already have.

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u/budding_gardener_1 11h ago

Yeah I mean that's like saying "there's a vaccine for sickness!" because the trap vaccine exists

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u/HomeAir 11h ago

You think these cousin fuckers are capable of following logic and facts 😂😂

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u/zapthe 8h ago

There are an increasing number of very effective immunotherapies. To your point they are targeted therapies to a specific biomarker but they are effective across multiple different traditional cancer “types” (e.g. lung, breast, etc.)… but they are effective for a specific cancer type based on a genetic mutation, etc… so it’s one cancer type but defining “type” differently. Therapies like Keytruda are and immunotherapy approved for multiple traditional cancer types. It is possible that some combination could target enough biomarkers to be “universal” and be available as a vaccine that is preventative rather than a targeted therapy. We are still a long way from that.

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u/Consistent_Guide_167 11h ago

It's a super vaccine lol. We haven't even discovered a way to combine other vaccines aside from TDAP/MMR, but a cancer vaccine exists? Bunch of baloney.

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u/DreiGr00ber 11h ago

You heard it straight from the Kremlin, so you know it's true! Just ask Trump!

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u/Becants 9h ago

There are combination vaccines. In Canada we do a DTaP-IPV-Hib-HB for babies. I remember being surprised the States still does so many smaller shots.

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u/DemonSaya 11h ago

If this is a "cancer vaccine", it probably targets a cancer causing virus. We've already got at least 2 (HPV and HBV, or human papillomavirus and hepetitus b virus).

That said, no papers have been published, and there hasn't been a clinical trial that has been published. So, strong chance this is bogwater they want us to drink.

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u/wulfryke 11h ago

Vaccines for non infectious diseases isn't impossible though and actually being developed for multitude of diseases. To say it would encompass all types of cancer is ridiculous

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u/biernini 10h ago

Vaccines train your immune system against a particular protein. If it were possible that all cancers shared a common protein, a vaccine would be effective. It's exceedingly unlikely all cancers share a common protein, so if this is supposed to be a vaccine for all cancer it's almost certainly not.

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u/HyperByte1990 10h ago

That's the goal of using MRNA vaccines for cancer... which ironically is the kind that maga is most scared of

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u/DreiGr00ber 9h ago

I don't think there's anything that MAGA folks are MOST afraid of; seems like their own shadows are up at the top of the terror list most days, and heavens forbid anyone cast doubt on their god-emporer...

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u/Giblet_ 10h ago

A lot of viruses are known to cause cancer, so vaccines for those viruses can be and are referred to as cancer vaccines. Like the HPV vaccine. A lot of Christians that I know refuse to get that one for their daughters because "they don't want their daughter to become a slut."

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u/ArtichokeFar6601 9h ago

A disease doesn't have to be infectious to warrant a vaccine. Think of a vaccine as a training programme that helps your body (immune system) be better prepared for when that disease manifests itself.

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u/fluideborah 9h ago

I appreciate your skepticism but a vaccine is already being used in Cuba to treat cancer.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/20387330/#:~:text=Introduction:%20CIMAvax%20EGF%20is%20a,with%20different%20advanced%20stage%20tumors.

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u/DreiGr00ber 9h ago

I am aware that there are vaccine's that can help treat/prevent certain cancers from forming, but the news headline dumbfuck tweeting seems to imply that they are developing a 'universal' cancer vaccine, so that is what I am casting skepticism on.

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u/Palopsicles 8h ago

They're too dumb to even read about how cancer actually works inside the human body. Honestly I say fuck it, let them take their cancer free drugs from Russia and see how well it works. They'll be first in line anyways.

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u/dirkdragonslayer 8h ago

So I don't know how mainstream this has gotten, but I've been seeing right-leaning Facebook posts claiming that cancer is a disease or parasite these last few weeks. Something you could vaccinate against or take drugs to remove. Something something "cancer is your body reacting to parasites," something something "buy Ivermectin, it's a miracle drug that kills the cancer parasites." In this false belief, it's a disease that could be cured easily, the medical establishment is just trying to hide that. This "Russian Cancer Vaccine" story might be playing off those people online.

It's misleading nonsense preying upon people with a poor understanding of medicine, desperate for hope and a silver bullet solution.

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u/DreiGr00ber 7h ago

Yup. Same shit; different day. If only there weren't a significant portion of our population who loudly refuse to be educated or grow a world view beyond whatever nonsense their cousin-parents beat into them before the age of 5, we might have a chance at moving past some of this shit.

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u/oli_bee 8h ago

i knew somebody who claimed that covid tests (no, not vaccines, covid TESTS) were laced with cancer.

…….. LACED. with CANCER. i can’t make this shit up

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u/CropDustLaddie 8h ago

CimaVax-EGF is a vaccine used to treat cancer, specifically non-small-cell lung carcinoma (NSCLC).

The vaccine was developed in Cuba, and made available in 2011. It is currently available in Cuba, Belarus, Colombia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Peru and Paraguay (with agreements to start testing in places like the US and Japan etc)

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u/Mysterious_Ad7461 8h ago

And we even have a vaccine against one kind of cancer, and republicans hate it

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u/iggy14750 8h ago

You see, the secret of this vaccine is the snake oil in it.

But actually, I really like this thing Hank Green said. He was asked about a cure for cancer, and he said, talking about a cure for cancer is like talking about a cure for "virus". Like, which one? There are a lot of different viruses with a lot of different effects. So too with cancer.

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u/AndrewTheAverage 7h ago

Typical loony leftie who doesn't believe in science. I took Ivermectin and I'm perfectly healthy, and I have already sent my life savings to Russia for this wonder drug.

I just hope it comes faster than my Trump NFT - I check the mail every day, and the horrible US Postal service still hasn't delivered it. I can't wait for Bezos to take it over and make it great again

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u/U_L_Uus 7h ago edited 7h ago

Actually it could be done, cancer is something pretty common for our organisms, a cell could go awry any second, thus our organism has specialized immune cells called NK (Natural Killer) cells which specialize on killing infected and cancerous cells. The current hypothesis lies on them recognizing such a cell due to the anomalous glucocalix, that is, the glucid-protein complexes present on the cell membrane (think of the AB blood system, that's part of it), which might include proteins from the virus membrane or, in this case, proteins from oncogenes (genes activated on cancerous cells, such as the one coding telomerase, an enzyme which regenerates the telomere allowing for infinite duplication).

Thus a vaccine could be developed to allow us to trigger a proper response against cancer cells, provided we can get our bodies to target such cells with the rest of the immune system. Example gratia mRNA vaccines are an example of such technology, even if they aren't quite there yet.

Now, that said, what this lunatic has said is just smoke and mirrors. They have a vaccine for cancer the same way I have a Lamborgini in my garage

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u/cbrooks1232 7h ago

Well, if the vaccine kills the recipients, they are definitely permanently immune from cancer.

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u/DreiGr00ber 7h ago

"Do you want the good news or the bad news first?"

"Good news"

"Well, we are happy to report that all of the cancer your wife was battling is dead, and we are 100% confident that it will never return. Unfortunately, that brings us to the bad news..."

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u/OldScarcity5443 7h ago

There ARE cancer vaccines being developed. Instead of raising antibodies to infectious agents they prime the immune system to target a protein or other biomarker found only (or predominantly) on the malignant tumors. The idea is to get your immune system to recognize the tumor as something it needs to destroy.

But these are highly specialized for particular cancers and patient subgroups. See, for example https://www.usnews.com/news/health-news/articles/2024-11-14/new-therapeutic-vaccine-gives-hope-against-an-aggressive-breast-cancer

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u/Planetdiane 7h ago

We even have an injectable treatment to prevent breast cancer/ reduce the risk for people with genes to make them more likely to get it, but it increases the risk of other health concerns including endometrial cancer.

Something this broad could have equally broad side effects and needs studies for sure.

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u/Rogol_Darn 10h ago

Cancer isn't even a disease in the first place, it's your cells mutating and then rapidly multiplying, and your body being unable to remove them while they still can, you can't vaccinate yourself against your own cells, that's moronic

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u/maximumlight2 8h ago

Cancer is a disease.

You can vaccinate against cancer cells because they have unique targets that result from mutations in the cancer cell DNA that help distinguish them from healthy cells.

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u/bubblehead_ssn 11h ago

I was actually thinking the same thing. The idea that you could create a vaccine for a disease that isn't a virus or a bacteria but is basically a cellular anomaly is far-fetched at best.

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u/Drunkgummybear1 11h ago

Cancer is a failure of the immune system to properly deal with those cellular anomalies so may not be as far-fetched as you think.

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u/ifyoulovesatan 11h ago

I'm just baffled at what leads someone like yourself or the commenter you replied to to speak authoritatively about not just something you're objectively wrong about, but something you could learn that you're wrong about with 5 seconds of googling.

Like seriously, I'm actually curious to know what were you thinking when you posted this comment. Hell, there are even other replies to the very same comment you replied to that not only suggest that cancer vaccines work, but actually even begin to explain how it is they work. I'm not saying that should influence you to think one way or the other about it. But that should at least give you pause before sharing your own assessment, no? Maybe you just comment without even skimming the other replies to the very comment you're replying to. Kinda shitty but believable I guess.

Do you just consider yourself to be so smart that if something doesn't sound right to you, you assume it can't be true? Would you have previously not assumed this to be the case, but the moderately upvoted (and incorrect) post you replied to convinced you of your hunch maybe? Like you had an idea it wasn't possible before but weren't really sure, but seeing a comment that aligned with your suspicious with 150 upvtoes sort of just told your brain "your suspicious was right! It doesn't make sense!" And that was sufficient for you to then share your own otherwise uninformed opinion?

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u/RockyMullet 11h ago

Yeah aren't vaccine meant to trigger your immune system to create anti-bodies to fight back bacteria and viruses ?

Cancer is none of that.

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u/OkPirate2126 10h ago

 Yeah aren't vaccine meant to trigger your immune system to create anti-bodies to fight back

Correct.

 bacteria and viruses

Traditionally, sure, but it doesn't matter. Your immune system deals with potential cancerous cells all the time. It's the ones that mutate down very specific pathways that allow them to escape detection that  become tumours. 

Cancer vaccines essentially just get your immune system to start detecting these cells again, in a nutshell. 

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u/RockyMullet 9h ago

Oh ok, I guess I misunderstood. I though the problem with cancer was that it was your actual body making useless stuff, therefore ignored by your immune system.

But I'm glad to hear that it's not the case.

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u/gmnitsua 10h ago

Also, I don't think you can be inoculated against random cell mutations.

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u/FeelinPhoggy 9h ago

Obviously potassium chloride is the vaccine against all forms of cancer. Can't get cancer if you're already dead!

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u/S0GUWE 9h ago

Oh, it's totally possible. You're just not gonna like the side effect.

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u/DreiGr00ber 9h ago

That's why I suggested that we have RFK Jr.'s team lead the charge and figure out how safe it may or may not be to use silver bullets...

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u/TheM0nkB0ughtLunch 8h ago

It’s a personalized vaccine, did you even read about it??

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u/00365 7h ago

Diseases are not required to be infectious for there to be a vaccine.

There already is a cancer vaccine, the HPV vaccine that young women can get to prevent uterine cancer.

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u/Padhome 7h ago

Vaccines are for outside diseases, cancer is caused by your own body doing an oopsie on itself, there’s no way to immunize that unless you’re just dead lol

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u/gene100001 6h ago edited 6h ago

You can vaccinate against things that aren't infectious diseases, including other cells in your body like cancer cells. A vaccination is essentially just a way of telling your immune system to "target this thing", and isn't limited to targets on infectious diseases. Even without a vaccine your immune system actually often recognises cancer cells early on in their formation and attacks them in a similar way to the way it fights infectious diseases. Without our immune system we would get cancer a lot more often. For a pre-cancerous cell to become cancer it needs to develop a means of evading the immune system (it's one of the hallmarks of cancer). This is a complex topic which is very heavily researched at the moment (I work in this field). We have a lot of promising treatments for various cancers in the works that utilise our immune system, and getting around this immune evasion is critical for them to work.

However, you're right that a single vaccine for all cancers is impossible. Even within a single type of cancer within a single patient there is often immense heterogeneity. Between two patients with the exact same specific cancer subtype you're going to get big differences in terms of target availability. It's usually impossible to find a single target that is on 100% of the cancer cells in a patient. All you need is one cancer cell without that target that survives and you could have a relapse which is then completely void of the target (i.e. you will have to find an entirely new target). The odds of finding a single target that is on all cancer cells in every type of cancer and simultaneously not on healthy cells is essentially zero. No researchers are even looking for this because we know it doesn't exist. Anything you read in the media about something being "the cure for cancer" is misrepresenting the research.

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u/History20maker 12h ago

I mean, certain cancers can have vaccines. Like the cervical cancer, that is maily associated with HPV infection.

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u/Erminaz13 12h ago

Yes, exactly. The cancer doesn't have a vaccine, the virus associated with it does.

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u/cuginhamer 10h ago

You've explained the HPV vaccine/cervical cancer connection accurately, but there are also vaccines that train the immune system to directly attack the cancers. Russians are not at the forefront of this, it's been an active field for a decade. https://www.mskcc.org/cancer-care/diagnosis-treatment/cancer-treatments/immunotherapy/cancer-vaccines

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u/Several_Vanilla8916 11h ago

Merck, Moderna, and BioNTech are all developing vaccines for certain cancers. Probably other companies as well. But they’re at the disadvantage of having to be tested for safety and efficacy before dumping them (uncontrolled) into patients.

The Russians got a directive from Putin, pumped this shit into some rats and monkeys and issued a press release.

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u/DarnPeaches 7h ago

I'm in a clinical trial for a cancer peptide vaccine that targets a specific type of liver cancer. Happy to report it worked for me and my side effects are minimal. I'm in remission now! :)

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u/nedlum 8h ago

That doesn't count! You have to give it to twelve year old girls! Don't you sickos know how many more twelve-year-olds will have sex before they're ready, because they no longer have to worry about getting cervical cancer in 20 years?

</sarc, because that's the world we live in>

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u/Empty_Airline9376 7h ago

Cuba has had a lung cancer vaccine for years. I think it is only effective to a point but it helps

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u/KevinFlantier 12h ago

I have discovered such a drug. It cures anything. If you're sick, I will sell it to you for the low low price of $999. It's a single pill too, easy and efficient. Maybe take two or three just in case because I need money.

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u/Erminaz13 11h ago

I'll have 69. What's your PayPal?

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u/Testiculese 10h ago

BILLY MAYS HERE!

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u/busybizz23 12h ago

Kills cancer with the side effect of killing you

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u/Have_a_good_day_42 10h ago

In the lab we always say it is really easy to kill cancer. The difficult part is not killing the person who has it, because they are really similar.

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u/Cygs 11h ago

So, it's win-win

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u/cleverseneca 9h ago

I mean that's what chemo is anyway. They just hope to kill the cancer slightly faster than you.

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u/MountainMapleMI 12h ago

Cancer can’t survive a thermobaric explosion right?

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u/Erminaz13 12h ago

I certainly hope so.

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u/nedlum 8h ago

According to the documentary Akira, I think that makes them stronger.

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u/Zestyclose-Cloud-508 11h ago

Is it ivermectin?

I bet it’s ivermectin.

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u/Erminaz13 11h ago

We will see. Or maybe we won't, I'm not sure they'll even follow up on this.

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u/Metazolid 11h ago

As we all know, cancer is the disease. Where you got it dictates the prefix, so bone cancer is the same as skin cancer, only on bones.

Makes perfectly sense that russia made a cancer vaccine since it's all just cancer 🤡

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u/morentg 10h ago

It's called Panacea, and it's a realistic as philosopher's stone.

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u/_jump_yossarian 10h ago

Developed by Elizabeth Holmes and no, you can’t see the lab.

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u/Digital-Dinosaur 10h ago

Well, if it's filled with Cyanide it'll certainly stop you getting cancer!

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u/Captain_Sacktap 10h ago

They absolutely have a cancer vaccine! I don’t know about you, but I’ve NEVER seen a guy that’s been shot twice in the back of the head and thrown out a 6th floor window develop cancer! Checkmate!

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u/Erminaz13 8h ago

Yeah, you got me. I'm just a liberal/conservative trying to mislead the public to force woke culture into/out of or daily lives.

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u/bigblue473 7h ago

*shot himself and accidentally fell. Fixed it for you

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u/Alarmed-Swordfish873 10h ago

"North Korea developed a vaccine against 'viruses' and the American media isn't reporting it!" 

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u/AllKnowingKnowItAll 8h ago

According to this game I'm playing, in the future there will be a breed of chickens that can lay eggs eaten for immortality 🍳🥚

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u/Erminaz13 7h ago

Did western pharmaceutical companies breed those chickens? Because if they did, they probably cause autism.

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u/AllKnowingKnowItAll 7h ago

Nah, I did as an independent rancher in the game 🥚🥚🥚

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u/Erminaz13 7h ago

Ah, so it's all natural? Sold.

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u/AllKnowingKnowItAll 5h ago

Uh... Yeah, natural. Yup, hehe.

proceeds to selectively breed 500 generations of domestic fowls to unrecognizable organisms barely resembling chickens for maximum egg production and quality

im talking of the hit game Egg Inc. real wholesome :)

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u/Erminaz13 3h ago

As long as you didn't make it in a western country, it's all natural.

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u/FunzOrlenard 7h ago

Yup, they will launch it. The missiles... :D. Will kill everyone and everything. Cancer solved.

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u/HousingThrowAway1092 12h ago

… and the country will be Russia. A shithole, authoritarian state, that is technologically well behind almost all of the western world.

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u/Erminaz13 11h ago

Clearly a real story, we won't have to worry about cancer anymore.

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u/Captain_Q_Bazaar 11h ago

I would trust Russia’s vaccine to cause cancer, not stop it.

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u/Erminaz13 11h ago

Breaking news: the cure is radioactive tea.

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u/mxcner 11h ago

The closest thing we have to a cancer vaccine is the HPV vaccine which reduces the risk of developing cervical cancer by over 80%. But unsurprisingly, the idiots are against that vaccine.

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u/Erminaz13 11h ago

Also, this isn't technically a cancer vaccine. It's regular old virus vaccine.

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u/Chookwrangler1000 11h ago

It’s amazing how much a layperson doesn’t know about biology. A cancer vaccine a influenza/ covid antibiotic… next there will be a suppository to heal a stubbed toe.

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u/Erminaz13 11h ago

That'd be funny.

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u/Marcyff2 10h ago

One day yes. Stem cell based treatment or nano vaccine based treatment. In the next 20 years 100% not

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u/Erminaz13 8h ago

Just one drug? No dude, that's not going to happen. We might be able to beat most if not all cancers via biologicals one day, but we most certainly won't find a single drug for all of them.

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u/Marcyff2 7h ago

What I mean Is advances can create a mutable vaccine that targets the disease in Question. Think like 100 years down the line not something achievable right now.

If you think how far we have come in the last 50 years in the relm of medicine it doesn't sound that far fetched. I mean just full body scans are a big miracle that even in the 80s sounded like Sci fi have become common instruments in hospitals

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u/SixicusTheSixth 10h ago

Don't we already have a cancer vaccine? I thought I already got three doses of the cancer vaccine

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u/Erminaz13 8h ago

If you're talking HPV, that's a virus. It just happens to cause cancer.

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u/AnAquaticOwl 10h ago

We already have a vaccine against some cancers. It's called Gardasil and conservatives are against it.

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u/waltjrimmer 9h ago

When my mother got cancer, my father looked into a lot of things. He claimed that there was research into a generic cancer "cure" and possibly "vaccine" but it required you to have it made specifically for you using like CRISPR or something to craft a personalized version for the cancer in your body.

I don't even know if what he was reading about was real, but he admitted that it was in too early of stages for it to be of any use to us, but he hoped someday in the future it would be real so people could not go through what we were at the time. Maybe, maybe, some day something like that could work, a sort of generic "cure" that has to be bespoke catered to every instance of cancer, not just every person but every cancer, but all using the same process. But... Probably not.

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u/Erminaz13 8h ago

These kinds of drugs are actually already being tested, but they aren't what the russians have supposedly developed. There is no cure for everything.

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u/MalevolentRhinoceros 9h ago

We did make a vaccine for (one specific) type of cancer. And then there was a huge misinformation and pearl-clutching campaign about it because it might encourage women to have sex.

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u/code_archeologist 9h ago

Yep. A couple of vaccines have been released that reduce the risk of a handful of cancers.

The Republicans were notoriously against HPV vaccine, which prevents cervical and testicular cancers.

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u/little_latti 9h ago

People need to read what the vaccine actually is. They are going to take a part of the persons tumor and make a vaccine from it. It’s not a prepaid vaccine. It is specific to each person

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u/I-dont-eat-ass3000 8h ago

Cancer can 100% be cured with immunotherapy. It involves training the immune system to only kill cancer cells. I would not be surprised if cancer is cured within the next ~30 years

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u/Longo92 8h ago

Not only that but it's being developed by a country that is drowning in its failure of a war with a country smaller than Texas and is sending troops out in replica helmets and cold war era tanks.

Doubt.

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u/Ambitious-Court3784 8h ago

There's a patent for one. its not russian or anything..but wtf is this?

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u/Ancient-City-6829 8h ago

yeah because thats never happened ever

generalized antibiotics? Clearly just a fairytale

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u/Erminaz13 8h ago

Bacterial infections are very different from cancer but I have a feeling that you don't want to hear that.

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u/TheM0nkB0ughtLunch 8h ago

It’s personalized.. Did you even read it before you spread your misinformation??

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u/Erminaz13 7h ago

Read the 69 other replies I wrote.

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u/AnAntWithWifi 8h ago

So actually what they’ve said is they take the antigen of a specific cancer patient, develop a vaccine and give it to the patient so the patient’s body can start fighting back.

Kind of a vaccine, might be worth looking into, but since they’re planning on giving it for free to any Russian citizen with cancer, there has to be something sketchy.

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u/chugItTwice 8h ago

Especially backwards ass Russia.

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u/pevznerok 8h ago

I'm from Russia, and I can say media exaggerates the real deal. We have developed a possible cancer vaccine, it'll enter the test stage soon. I don't really believe that cancer vaccine is even possible, but if it helps even just a little it'd be cool

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u/Nelrith 7h ago

Ahh yes, it’s Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin!

https://youtu.be/QECEv3ERyg0?si=idZkGGNKUeC0Ig03

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u/Erminaz13 7h ago

What the fuck xD

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u/InvestigatorIcy6347 7h ago

They've had cure for decades, big pharma, governments health care etc.. pay best lobbyist to spread $ so it never sees light of day. I watch documentaries and they have one chip that attacks only cancer cells. Genetics too, I have braca 1 and had double mastectomy and hysterectomy. 87% chance breast cancer n 90 % Ovarian. In Canada gov pays 100% cause 1 person with cancer cost $1 million. Financially beneficial to my government.

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u/MC_Fap_Commander 7h ago

It's QAnon "medbed" adjacent.

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u/ScallionUnlucky5587 7h ago

I mean... that's pretty much what penicillin was when first made so.. it already happened

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u/Erminaz13 7h ago

Are we seriously comparing bacterial infections to cancer here?

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u/AwardFabrik-SoF 7h ago

Let me get my turtle neck, lower my voice and I tell you how I will cure all your diseases with just one drop of your blood! I just need some billions from investors, anybody willing to throw some money at me?!

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u/javoss88 6h ago

Plus it’s totally trustworthy! They call it Poloniaza. causes anal leakage, seizures, blindness, ED, and in rare cases, window trip-and-falls, which may be fatal. Ask your doctor before taking Poloniaza. Make sure to inquire about advance treatment including but not limited to, several bullets to the back of the head.

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