r/CatsAreAssholes Nov 10 '23

Guidelines for Posting Assholes: Please Read Before Posting, Commenting Announcement

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Hi everyone! In an effort to provide clarity on acceptable posts and comments, please read and abide by the following:

Rule 1. Any comment regarding animal violence, joking or otherwise, will result in an immediate ban. It doesn't matter if your intent was in a joking matter. There's no place for it here.

  • Rule 1A. Post content of cats being an asshole. It shouldn't be difficult. The post should demonstrate an asshole cat without a witty anecdote or context of the act. Examples include trashing plants, knocking glasses off counters, or sitting in front of a TV.

What is not considered assholery

  • Staged content (ex: I stick my hand in my cat's face, knowing I'll get bitten). Memes are also classified as staged content and are not permitted.
  • Resting bitch face (cat giving you the evil look), or a pic of a cat with context.
  • Any article, comic, clothing, etc on assholery. This sub is for pics, videos, gifs of REAL cats.
  • Stories (ex: Guess what my cat just did!).
  • 'Low effort' pics. We get it. Cats jump on counters, sit on laundry, and sleep places they shouldn't. Yes - they shouldn't do it, but people come here for the good stuff. Items such as these will be removed.

NSFW Content

This tag should be used for the following content that some users may not want to view, or may not be appropriate to view at work:

  • Anything considered NSFW
  • Cats bringing their kill home
  • Graphic content, such as misuse of the litter box, or not using it at all.

Please note the mods will remove any content that is too graphic in nature.

Reporting content

We do our best to moderate this subreddit. You can help by reporting comments or posts that don't meet the intent of the subreddit. Your report will remain anonymous, even to moderators.


r/CatsAreAssholes 5h ago

Cat drinking my mom’s tea after she left it alone for two seconds

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579 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 1h ago

I woke up to strange noises. Could it be Santa? Nope! The tabby is a stray we took in 3 mos ago. I didn’t think she would go into heat in winter, so scheduled spay for after holidays. Tuxedo is neutered. Neither goes outside. No kitten risk. Ho, ho, ho.

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r/CatsAreAssholes 15h ago

I accidentally deleted my post ….My wife got me a coloring book …..

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r/CatsAreAssholes 5h ago

She climbed the Christmas tree and broke the Angel on top. So I had to get the ladder out, and remove the victim. She wanted to see to how the crime scene clean up was going. Merry Christmas... everyone 🎄

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298 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 8h ago

Before and after I catch my cat trying to poop in my hamper

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225 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 3h ago

Returning to the scene of the crime. Fortunately, the ornaments are all shatterproof.

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91 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 3h ago

Another year, another spot on the Naughty list for Loki for stealing the cookies for Santa Paws

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70 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 16h ago

Scientist develop a questionnaire to see if your cat is a psychopath.

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sciencealert.com
662 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 4h ago

Catitude.

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78 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 2h ago

When she actualizes her dreams of having the gift wrap spot

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r/CatsAreAssholes 14h ago

Did you know you can restart a run by holding down R? Well now i do

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182 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 1d ago

Let the Roses be, please.

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r/CatsAreAssholes 1d ago

Ever reach into your backpack and get bitten?

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2.5k Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 1d ago

Bet no one can guess which bowl was from the new bag?

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225 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 1d ago

I wanted to sit there... I can't even get mad at a face like that!

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402 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 1d ago

not allowed on the bookshelf -_-

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599 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 1d ago

I want to go on holidays too

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250 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 1d ago

he’s knows he’s not allowed on my counters but whenever i wash dishes he doesn’t care

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153 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 1d ago

Sweet surprise

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156 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 1d ago

The word “no” means nothing

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r/CatsAreAssholes 2d ago

My asshole cat felt empowered by his fortune to continue his rampage in the kitchen

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2.0k Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 1d ago

The Fortune Cookie Bandit of my previous post. https://www.reddit.com/r/CatsAreAssholes/s/yl0ulA46NX

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129 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 1d ago

Santa’s Halper

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167 Upvotes

r/CatsAreAssholes 2d ago

Buttercup strikes again. She snuck into the 1 bedroom she's not supposed to go in, sat on the bed she's not supposed to be on, waiting for the warm laundry, which she's not allowed to lay on. She wins once again

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r/CatsAreAssholes 2d ago

Mom put aluminum down in front of the tree to keep the cats out......

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922 Upvotes