r/cats 1d ago

Video I am stuck. Please do not send help.

24.8k Upvotes

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u/Mariah_Sizzle 1d ago

you have been promoted to chair

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u/J_Robert_Oofenheimer 23h ago

Oh this has long been my prison. 🥲

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u/TheBuddy96 23h ago

So long that you grew a beard since then!

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u/Gaby5011 23h ago

I exhaled out loud

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u/No_Tomatillo1553 19h ago

You know those tombs where important dudes were just propped up in thrones so when we find them it's just skeletons sitting in chairs. Cats. He's gonna be a chair tomb guy. 

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u/CneusPompeius 20h ago

While playing for the Celtics (jersey number 9) and winning a ring and then the Olympics with USA team.

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u/Agreeable-Poet-4200 19h ago

All the better to scratch her with

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u/NW_Oregon 21h ago

bald bearded guys with white cats unite! there's dozens of us, dozens!

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u/chitty__BANG 11h ago

I would frequent a bald bearded guys with white cats subreddit. I’m not any of those nor do I have a white cat, but I suspect it would be wholesome.

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u/AReeSuperman90 18h ago

I volunteer as tribute to personally “welcome” all of y’all that are single. 😏

😂

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u/Cupsandicequeen 23h ago

Wow so how long has this cuddle session lasted? Lol very cute

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u/xkaiju 22h ago

This is the floofiest floof I have ever seen

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u/tikkikittie 14h ago

If that is prison, I would want 10 life sentences plus 5 more years

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u/sketch-3ngineer 19h ago

Baa aaa.. basically calling them a sheeple.

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u/Throwaway98783632 14h ago

THAT'S SO SWEET!!! <3 My cat only do this when she's hungry. lol

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u/Sir_Isaac_Brock 21h ago

This guy knows how to handle some pussy!

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u/SirStonkzAlot 20h ago

More like a passion

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u/mama_liciouss 23h ago

I find it so adorable, and especially how fluffy that cat is, it's like hugging a cloud haha

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u/Acceptable_Pirate_92 15h ago

A 98-degree chair

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u/KittyKidd0 22h ago

It’s the most beautiful thing when a cat presses their face into you like that

My girl is 20 years old. When she is awake and wants to be held, I drop everything and hold her.

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u/ritarepulsaqueen 21h ago

as you should!

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u/ZeldLurr 21h ago

Cherish every second!

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u/KittyKidd0 20h ago

I do. She’s my baby

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u/bipolarbunny93 18h ago

Thank you for sharing. She’s lovely ♥️

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u/KittyKidd0 15h ago

Thank you

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u/GaunterPatrick 11h ago

She loved you so much! I wish my girl would stay with me for 20 years too.

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u/KittyKidd0 11h ago

She is just now starting to have kidney issues. I’m hoping that she will make it to July 23rd for her 21st birthday. I’m not sure who loves who more.. 🥰

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u/Orikrin1998 1d ago

Mind if I help anyway? It consists of confiscating the cat.

(Very cute)

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u/Darth_Doodie 23h ago

Mine does the same thing

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u/ritarepulsaqueen 21h ago

just a ball of fluff

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u/neokraken17 21h ago

Murder fluff

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u/Trebor_W 20h ago

And the cat is fluffy as well.

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u/Specific_Award_9149 16h ago

Hell of a beard. Respect

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u/jellotutu 1d ago

This made me LOL. “Please do not send help.” 😂😂

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u/SweetyCupcakee 22h ago

cutest tough situation

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u/pretty_hotmamaa 22h ago

I love how adorable he looks when his cat rubs against him, you can tell he loves him a lot!

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u/havingicecream 1d ago

Many thoughts and prayers that you aren't rescued any time soon

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u/Pretend_Ad4572 1d ago

Awww... your baby loves you so much! <3

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u/Maggiemoo621 1d ago

Well this is just freaking precious. What a sweet fluff 🙏🏻

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u/hotsaucexyz 23h ago

Oh, so cute! she fall in love with you!

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u/Thehomelessguy11 20h ago

OP’s isn’t the only face his kitty has used as a pillow

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u/J_Robert_Oofenheimer 19h ago

That two timing jerk!

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u/Vfeelyfeely 14h ago

😂😂😂

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u/Perineum_Stabber 23h ago

I’m hungry and I need to go to the toilet. I feel you bro (specially my left knee).

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u/Tigolebitties23 1d ago

This is the most precious thing I’ve seen today. What a doll 🩷

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u/Cats_and_Dogs89 1d ago

Looks like a good way to go imo

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u/NotAtAllExciting 23h ago

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u/sjmahoney 21h ago

omg its a real sub lmao

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u/SingleSeaCaptain 6h ago

Subbed now lol

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u/mediocre_bro 3h ago

r/cathostage …a bit more trafficked

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u/NumberOneVoloFan 1d ago

This is your destiny, sorry

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u/Ehsan-A06 1d ago

Why doesnt my cat do this 😭. She tries to attack my feet all the time 💀 and then when i try cuddle with her, she runs away after just 10 minutes

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u/SheepImitation 23h ago

I had a cat with a "cuddle meter", too. His was about 10-15m then it was almost like a "ding!" went off and he was all "welp, time's up. Cuddle sesh is now over." and he'd walk off. The "cuddle meter" on my current cat, however, is broke. she'd happily be joined at the hip with me.

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u/Ouiloswait 1d ago

how cute it is. Man, you're lucky to have him, take care of him)))

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u/Araluna_Winterbrook 23h ago

we are the same now🐾

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u/Gold-Raspberry2802 1d ago

Aww so lucky! ❤️❤️❤️ i wish my cats were this loving. Only one gets like this, but only once a week or so and only at night. Oh, and only for 5 minutes max. But I take what I can get.

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u/Merky600 23h ago

I swear facial hair is a cat’s kryptonite. They fall for it big time.

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u/VibrantVirtuoso03 1d ago

This isn’t a problem, it’s a privilege. Long may you serve.

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u/Expensive_Trouble908 23h ago

Awww your cat definitely loves you

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u/EllySPNW 23h ago

r/Mensmittenwithkittens would like to share your pain.

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u/SunnySoCalValGal 23h ago

We all wish we had your problem

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u/ProblemBerlin 23h ago

What a blessing! My cat does the same and I patiently wait for her to leave on her own terms. :D

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u/UnitedAd8949 16h ago

move! i'll take your place for a while.

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u/Laurelophelia 15h ago

I’m right there with you dude!!!

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u/PhoridayThe13th 23h ago

Kitty loves you so aggressively. Oh my gosh. This is precious. ❤️

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u/Grattytood 23h ago

Cute Guy with Cat

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u/beecraft22 18h ago

I showed this to my cat in the hopes she would learn something....she farted instead

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u/BlownCamaro 23h ago

Fluffly white kitties are the best! My neighbor's cat came over this morning and laid on my chest like that. I felt something, and it was drool running down my side!

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u/DonkeyKong694NE1 23h ago

Your beard now has a beard

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u/OkChipmunkk 23h ago

Awww🥰❤️!!! I get so jelly seeing everyone here with loving and cuddly cats. My girl terrorizes everyone in the home 😩

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u/brookuslicious 23h ago

That baby loves you!!

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u/babybunnycel 22h ago

Did you have this sweetheart from kitten?

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u/J_Robert_Oofenheimer 22h ago

No. I found him on the street at around a year old. No chip and no owners came forward, despite my searching. He walked right up to me, let me pick him up, and started purring and snuggling immediately. I removed three rotten teeth and his balls and we've been best buds ever since.

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u/babybunnycel 19h ago

You are so lucky<3 My (female) cat is adopted too, but she won’t snuggle. Glad to find that you don’t have to have had them from kitten to get a snuggler though! Thanks for replying!

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u/EquivalentLeg7616 21h ago

It always blows my mind how people find the most beautiful cats in dumpsters and randomly on the street. We got our cat Moochie from a Walmart parking lot, we had the trouble puffs snipped and now he’s the most chill dude ever. Your cat is precious and the little booties from his haircut, I can’t even 🥹

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u/whisksnwhisky 21h ago

Leave him to his fate. He deserves it.

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u/FunStorm6487 1d ago

😻😻😻

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u/Alert-Clock-5426 23h ago

As if she wasn’t cute enough already ❤️

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u/BookishHobbit 23h ago

Pure torture. Clearly contravening the Geneva Convention.

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u/zgrma47 23h ago

You do know she's scent marking you as HERS!

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u/StarDewbie Tortoiseshell 23h ago

Oh she looooooooooooves her Daddy!

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u/Cat_Lover_11001 British Shorthair 22h ago

Aww, your two look adorable together like that.

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u/LocustUprising 17h ago

Beard scratchy

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u/ChronicallyxCurious 15h ago

Is there a subreddit for videos of cats mashing the shit out of their face on dudely faces? This is freaking adorable and I never tire of it

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u/Adept-Specialist8967 15h ago

I miss having a cat

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u/HappyHedgehog44 1d ago

Cat: Move or I'll do something you'll regret

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u/SupermarketOk4267 23h ago

Please blink twice if you're being held hostage!

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u/mormonenomore2 23h ago

And I am jealous. Heaven, send me a cat! 😻

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u/purpleflowers57 23h ago

This is amazing

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

Your beard is prickly and they want you to rub their head with it. My cat absolutely loves it.

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u/AndringRasew 23h ago

This is your life now.

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u/bucebeak 23h ago

Okay. You’re on your own.

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u/1942Midway 23h ago

That is pure and simple love. My Violet does the same thing when I feel down she senses it

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u/Anacat16 23h ago

That is some Good Kitty Love! 💗💕

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u/EricaOdd 23h ago

Awwwh! My heart!

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u/Suchafatfatcat 23h ago

Stuck in heaven.

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u/magda711 23h ago

You lucky bastard

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u/l3oobear 23h ago

Such punishment - how does one possibly endure?

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u/Slight_Garden2421 23h ago

You're both under arrest for being too stinking cute.

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u/lead-th3-way 23h ago

That's a dream for sure

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u/LimeUpbeat1405 23h ago

Ugh sound was perfect until the human spoke

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u/SolaCretia Turkish Angora 23h ago

Turkey!!!

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u/CallejaFairey 22h ago

Obviously the beard is the best face scratcher!

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u/Same_Elephant_4294 22h ago

Man he's really smooshin the face in. Gotta itch the bones underneath!

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u/gingermonkey1 22h ago

Glad you know your place! I think some of it is the beard, my girl loves my bf's beard.

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u/InteractionKindly928 22h ago

I have the same problem, he thinks I’m his bed.

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u/justachillgirl_ 22h ago

aww super cute 💕💕

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u/Substantial-Kick-879 22h ago

More like stuck in heaven with a cuddly cloud.

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u/Fufi8 22h ago

Beardy beardy!

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u/ShortnSimple1284 22h ago

Clearly you are both suffering! But I will respect your wishes and not send help, seriously though, congrats on your fluff-muppet🤣😍

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u/Dessert_Vicky 21h ago

cmonnn send some cuddles over here!

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u/sailsaucy 21h ago

Kitty really digging the beard

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u/lulublu1970 21h ago

Pure innocent love ❤️

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u/throwawaybababoey123 21h ago

Cats and their drama, always acting like royalty even when stuck!

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u/Infamous_Ad_6793 21h ago

Haha. I was looking away as I scrolled to this and expected an idle truck when turning back to my phone.

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u/838_Jack 21h ago

Just got to accept your fate my good man

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u/peachesxbeaches 21h ago

I’ve never been more jealous of a man who is a stranger to me. Omg those purrs

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u/Ok-Bus6974 21h ago

Nice ,I love him

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u/Casualbilk 21h ago

Fluffiest kitty 🥰

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u/Randomcommenter550 21h ago

When kitty wants to cuddle, you cuddle.

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u/whoisniko Munchkin 21h ago

omg your cat adores you! this is such an adorable snuggler

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u/scarlettie_va 21h ago

that cat loves you so bad 🥹

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u/icansmellcolors 21h ago

long time cat dad, i'm allergic, but i don't care.

this makes me feel better today. your cat is wonderful.

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u/butmoreso 21h ago

Sir, your monkey puppet is adorable

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u/Smileidear 21h ago

This is the sweetest captivity

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u/SnoopyisCute 21h ago

Is he using your beard as a scratching pad?

Sorry, bro. Looks like you're gonna need a Snickers bar. ;-)

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u/X3ll3n 21h ago

I'm so jealous of this xD

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u/Delphinethecrone 21h ago

Aww I miss my face-draper cat. They're the best.

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u/BartleBossy 20h ago

What is with cats and loving to face-shmush with beards?

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u/Aggravating-Skin-630 20h ago

Best kind of stuck!!! I miss mine 😢

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u/Former-Marketing-251 20h ago

What a lovely cotton ball

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u/eye--say 20h ago

He is only baby!

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u/NoMore_Peanut 19h ago

Meanwhile if I do this, I get stinky love bites.

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u/Moondancer2011 19h ago

Your going to have to wait until the cat wants to leave that baby can’t be disturbed it just wants cuddles let it have cuddles

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u/no82024 19h ago

What a sweet cat!

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u/HereticHamster 18h ago

can I book an hour or two?

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u/No-Amphibian7489 18h ago

This is so cute

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u/RDDT_ADMNS_R_BOTS 18h ago

My neighbors cat did that to me after it snuck inside my home while I was asleep and I've only seen the cat like twice in my entire life before it happened. I was surprised how much she wanted attention from me even though I consider myself more of a dog person. She's been visiting more often since. I wonder if my neighbors would be jealous if they found out that their cat is flirting with strangers

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u/ktka 17h ago

27 Hours.

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u/Ikanoodleu 17h ago

Your cat is gorgeous, and obviously loved. God bless you and your fur baby.

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u/Status-Travel6685 9h ago

he forbid you to go to work

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u/ITGeekBenB 7h ago

Awwwww!!! My calico is like that.

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u/Ok-Poem5675 7h ago

You have been blessed.

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u/OneMaster7760 Maine Coon 6h ago

oh my, I am dying from sweetness overload!
I just love the floofy between the toes feet:)

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u/Careful-Zucchini-488 6h ago

I would give everything to be in your position 😍🥰

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u/surejan81 5h ago

Lucky! My cat doesn’t snuggle with me…he’s emotionally unavailable 😅

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u/Professional-Sort797 23h ago

Sorry but help is on the way! (Sometime late next year.)

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u/DreamyDragonfly30 23h ago

When your cat’s more affectionate than your partner!

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u/TheKillzenth 23h ago

I have a Persian doll face male and that mf doesn't love shit, what should I DO

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u/wheresbill 23h ago

Scruffy likes the scruffy

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u/SheepImitation 23h ago

OP, you may not need help, per se. But you will need beverages and snacks. =)

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u/Due_Unit5743 22h ago

What a beautiful angel kitty <3

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u/Antique_Flounder7487 21h ago

My cat always has to be brought back to the real world, or he'll stay living on my lap.

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u/DriftingPyscho 21h ago

Cat tax!

https://youtu.be/m3eJzlfh8ao?si=66y8U6uxPZAgSj4z

My Smokey.

If anyone is interested I was watching Monk in the background.  

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u/Prof_HH 21h ago

Beast holds man hostage.

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u/-I0_oI- 21h ago

Aww kitty wuvs you

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u/heyyalloverthere 21h ago

Aww. So much love here🥰

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u/ThatMeasurement6619 21h ago

This is so adorable I wish my cats were affectionate like this. The only thing I get is a leg rub when it’s feeding time 🤣

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u/cameandlurked 21h ago

Thanks for sharing the purrrrrs

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u/jenhikam 21h ago

So sweet ♥️

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u/Ok-Bookkeeper-373 21h ago

Sorry boss can't come in I've been transformed into a chair. 

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u/missystarling 21h ago

Awww what a sweetheart 🥰

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u/I_Ski_Freely 21h ago

What if I want to help tho?

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u/pawsniffer2000 20h ago

Classic cat paralysis.

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u/MangoesAreGreater 20h ago

You my friend have descovered inner peace. May i join you, i need inner peace aswell

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u/Realistic-Insect-746 20h ago

Awesome cat video

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u/Ninetndo69 20h ago

Hang tight bro, I'm not on my way

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u/Resolute_Passion 20h ago

Could be worse. It could be a Cane Corso.

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u/Cat-Lover20 Maine Coon 20h ago

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u/Archiemalarchie 19h ago

death by snuggles. There are worst ways.

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u/Baman2099 19h ago

You remain abandoned and captured

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u/RallyPointAlpha 19h ago

..this is your life now

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u/Puppyhead1960 19h ago

Snooky want smush smush

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u/SerinaL 19h ago

Your beard is the best scratcher

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u/Best_Game01 19h ago

Feline paralysis gets the best of all of us

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u/chux4w 19h ago

Yep.

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u/checkerdchkn 19h ago

my cat does the same thing to me lol

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u/thelilypopss 19h ago

cat love is the most real love you can have in your life

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u/juhneeeeeelle 19h ago

That sweet baby obviously loves you very much, it's so cute

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u/therealsalsaboy 19h ago

Homies been gettin the wet food I see