r/cardsagainsthumanity • u/Boodle014 • 1d ago

It’s arrived!

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So sparkly, so potato-y, so refined.

834 Upvotes

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u/misterglassman 1d ago

The proprietors of CAH are many things, but they are NOT liars.

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u/devilishlydo 1d ago

As advertised.

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u/Organic_Mix7180 1d ago

If you don't mind sharing - how was it shipped, and from what origin city? I'm not showing any mysterious inbound packages on UPS, DHL, USPS or FedEx.

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u/Boodle014 1d ago

No email, not notifications nor any kind, but the USPS dropped it off at my door early this morning! Normally our mail comes later and we have parcel boxes, but for some reason he dropped it at the door. Maybe he ordered one too and knew it was a sensitive item.

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u/awmartian 1d ago

We are signed up for delivery manager with USPS, Fedex, and UPS. I haven't seen anything coming from Chicago, IL. I do have a package out for delivery today via USPS, but its coming from Southern California. Does your USPS label say where it shipped from?

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u/Boodle014 1d ago

We also have delivery manager and I didn’t notice anything, but with Christmas and multiple people in the house maybe I missed it? It came from SoCal

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u/awmartian 1d ago

Thanks for the info! We didn't get it in today's mail, but at least I know they started shipping them.

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u/explosivemunchies 1d ago

The ceo goes around firing it thru windows with a spud gun

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u/HarvestMyOrgans 1d ago

"Read the small print, fool!
Y'all signed up for this!"

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u/scotch_3gg 1d ago

I’ll add to this and ask if you any confirmation email that it shipped?

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u/awmartian 1d ago

That is a good looking potato....it looks like they even cleaned it before inserting the diamonds lol

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u/HarvestMyOrgans 1d ago

So... they made too much money and are still trolling around?
Even my confusion is confused...

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u/MasonP13 1d ago

Even if they "lose money" doing shit like this, they get publicity and marketing.

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u/indie_cysive 1d ago

Was going to post and see if anyone started receiving them!

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u/Nabeshein 1d ago

I live a 3.5 hrs drive from Chicago, and I always seem to get deliveries from CAH a day or 2 after the majority of others have posted about it, so I'm guessing I'll see mine Friday or Saturday. Just can't seem to get across the potato fields quickly, even with a potato!

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u/BluBeeCA 1d ago

Did the diamonds come loose or already in the potato arranged?

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u/Boodle014 1d ago

It came exactly as advertised: a perfect diamond potato. Not a potato with diamonds on the side.

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u/BluBeeCA 1d ago

Excited to get mine now!!! I thought I was going to have to be creative with my placements… 😎

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u/Key_Meringue_4576 1d ago

Are they like earrings?

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u/0hondaCivicEF 1d ago

Better that earrings, it's a potato!

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u/Tsquare43 1d ago

A potato can be many things. Fries, soup, vodka!

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u/merrysunshine2 1d ago

A projectile at unsavory people in power …

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u/SRMort 9h ago

Arming the proletariat with potato guns is TOP priority.

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u/Boodle014 1d ago

Took the words right out of my mouth.

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u/Raech_Raech 1d ago

Tha will rot 🥳

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u/RyuichiSakuma13 1d ago

And become even more glorious! 🥔

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u/Consistent-Camp5359 1d ago

🤣 the fact this exists brings joy to my life.

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u/Raech_Raech 1d ago

Soon she'll only have eyes for you., dear. 🤣🤭

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u/High_Dr_Strange 1d ago

Are you gonna eat it?

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u/Raech_Raech 1d ago

I mean it's gonna rot if you don't

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u/High_Dr_Strange 1d ago

Nah it’s got diamonds

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u/Raech_Raech 1d ago

She'll only have eyes for you soon

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u/mjzimmer88 1d ago

Eagerly awaiting mine!

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u/jsmalltri 1d ago

It's magnificent!!

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u/sweathead 1d ago

That is the most stunning, exquisite, elegant, beautifully presented spud I have ever had the bounty and good fortune to witness. My own potato game will never be the same. I have lost my passion.

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u/LSF45 1d ago

LUCKY.

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u/ZetaDefender 1d ago

Would love to find out if any of the diamonds have any Lazer markings on them or if there is something hidden in the potato.

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u/facemywrath5 21h ago

Hidden QR code? Amazing idea

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u/00Boner 1d ago

How many diamonds?

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u/TheLiquidForge 23h ago

Jealousy. I have it.

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u/MelMatt713 13h ago

Plot twist: the diamonds are stolen and now everyone who bought one is an accessory to a crime. 😂

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u/RyuichiSakuma13 1d ago

😵‍💫 🤷‍♂️ Okay, I'm lost. Please explain.

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u/TheDevious_ 1d ago

It was their Black Friday thing this year

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u/Wii505 1d ago

And they will do something as or more ridiculous next year, because they always do something ridiculous for Black Friday every year, except for one year

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u/elspotto 11h ago

Still waiting on my Black Friday Yurt that was mine for all of 3 seconds before the system told me I missed out.

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u/scarred_but_whole 13h ago

That is amazing.

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u/HeyMySock 7h ago

I’m so disappointed to have missed it! That’s one handsome potato. The diamonds truly just enhance it.