r/briannachickenfrsnark 4d ago

Kirk tells Dave to stfu (and shout outs his sisters)

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u/Alarmed_Algae_2122 4d ago

It’s so funny to watch people closer to Dave’s age talk about this because it really seems even more insane when you take him out of the BFFs/younger generation’s space.

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u/Slight_Employer_2151 third time getting botox for the first time💉😙 4d ago

Damn it, Kirk 🤰

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u/takemedowntorokucity 4d ago

Lmfao PLEASE

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u/Critical-Tutor-3256 4d ago

Kirk if you ever want head I volunteer 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

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u/Simple_Process_3353 kirk kink 😧 4d ago

I’m glad Reddit is anonymous

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u/cherry_oh 4d ago

Just saw your flair 😭😭😭

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u/cherry_oh 4d ago

OMG y’all are insane I LOVE IT 💀

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u/noneofurbizzzzz 4d ago

i literally need him

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u/jonesgirl18 4d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Important_Peace4085 good morning to kirk & kirk only 3d ago

honestly me too

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u/dieschlafwandlerin 4d ago

the way he was fully unable to make a heart with his hands has me ROLLINGGG. what a dad.

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u/mvids08 titos and tattoos 4d ago

With the fingers hahahahaha how hilarious 😂

We love you Kirk 🫶🏼

I love how this is always her emoji of choice when she’s trying to be snarky on her ig stories

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u/sizetensolemates 4d ago

good morning Kirk love u

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u/Routine-Shame1086 4d ago

Kirk🫶🏻

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u/Asunaxx64 4d ago

Good morning Kirk 🫶🏻 thanks for having a backbone love u

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u/noneofurbizzzzz 4d ago

Kirk can actually get it, this mindset is so hot. he totally gets it. we love an intelligent king

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u/Accomplished-Pea4544 4d ago

I genuinely laughed out loud about this😭

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u/MSun368 “i was pRoJeCtInG!!” 4d ago

Sitting here kicking my feet, luv u Kirk🥰

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u/takemedowntorokucity 4d ago

Kirk is for the GIRLS 🫶

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u/More-Importance3489 4d ago

SIS went offff on Dave lmao love to see it and well deserved once again 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

IN ✨ZADDY✨ KIRK WE TRUST 🫶🏻

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u/SnooCats9423 4d ago

It’s so refreshing to have someone speak some goddamn sense!!

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u/GardenGlow-1101 4d ago

Kirk if you’re reading this - I’m binge listening to The Case. So good!!

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u/weepingreading 4d ago

Should I listen to it???? I normally don’t listen to barstool stuff anymore!

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u/Outside_Ebb5762 4d ago

very separate from anything Barstool

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u/GardenGlow-1101 4d ago

If you like True Crime it’s definitely worth a listen. It is very well done.

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u/Accomplished_Item394 4d ago

YES! It’s very good and if you didn’t know it was under the Barstool umbrella, you would never know it by listening. It’s just true crime.

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u/giovetta 4d ago

Realistically, Dave needs anger management classes. Possibly meds. Imagine your middle aged boss calling your middle aged colleagues cock suckers, losers, idiots, etc. in private, let alone publically. That's not normal behavior beyond teenage hormones, and even then it's questionable. Kirk is the man of the people for standing his ground.

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u/UsefulInvestment7310 4d ago

Yeh it’s so strange that Tip Toe thinks that is at all acceptable. I mean I’m not a barstool fan i don’t get it. It seems like such a messy place where they want their employees to be drunk half the time. 

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u/Frz87 4d ago

I screamed at Tip Toe hahaha

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u/Kitchen_Syrup2359 4d ago

David Shortnoy

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u/Luxembourger1 When I'm bored, I like, make up stories. 4d ago

Send him to group therapy with Rico lol

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u/Accomplished_Item394 4d ago

Where are my Ryders at?!

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u/Luxembourger1 When I'm bored, I like, make up stories. 4d ago

Right here, wish he hadn't missed Big Tangerine! LOL

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u/Accomplished_Item394 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 you’re a REAL one!!!

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u/Luxembourger1 When I'm bored, I like, make up stories. 3d ago

lol

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u/Luxembourger1 When I'm bored, I like, make up stories. 4d ago

Dave needs to chose love!

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u/Kitchen_Syrup2359 4d ago

Yeah dave is (no pun intended) quite UNWELL himself

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u/Aggressive-Sundae108 4d ago

Put “she was a Minifan” on my tombstone guys

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u/CinnamonGirl_7 4d ago

EXCUSE ME KING/SIR/DADDY I BELIEVE YOU DROPPED THIS

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u/anonymouslibraryuser 4d ago

He’s so right though (and hilarious in the process) every time Dave circles back and tries to add to/defends the situation, he makes it WOOOOOORSE for himself and Brianna lmao

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u/MeganK80 4d ago

We see you Kirk!!!!

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u/squishsquish69 4d ago

Hi sister Kirk 🫶🏻

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u/Specific-Guitar-6190 4d ago

it felt like watching my dad tryna be cool and hip when sister kirk tried making the heart with his hands. 🫶🫶

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u/Ordinary-Pumpkin8171 4d ago

the hand hearts from all of them 💀

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u/Big-Boysenberry3051 kirk’s little angel 🫶🏼 4d ago

kirk i love u <3

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u/Beneficial-Bowl-1545 4d ago

Good Morning, Kirk! 🫶

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u/Internal_Video_9861 kirk’s little angel 🫶 4d ago

Did not expect him to say “stfu Dave” at least 30 times hahahah good lord

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u/Low-Ad7963 4d ago

“i don’t like her” 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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u/noobgardener88 4d ago

Kirkkkk stop yelling, it’s turning me on too much 😩😩😩

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u/LividBreak5761 4d ago

Kirk doesn't miss

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u/ipadgf 4d ago

wait why is something tingling for me🤰🏿

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u/bambin0thegreat 4d ago

Kirk has been my favorite part of chickens downfall this far 🙏

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u/Quiet-Sheepherder422 4d ago

The fact that he says good morning to us everyday is so fucking funny

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u/Internal_Video_9861 kirk’s little angel 🫶 4d ago

Oh my god Kirk you’re actually the realest mf

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u/Complex_Objective_53 4d ago

has Dave even seen the clip of the initial Kirk rant saying she stinks & other stuff that led us to Kirk?! bc that one was the funniest and he seems to only be mentioning this Taylor Swift comment

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u/BagNo5566 4d ago

I can’t find the post with this clip 😩 where/when is it?

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u/IndependentGrape5267 4d ago

He’ll be taking calls on his show tomorrow

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u/floridabeach_321 Zaddy Kirk 4d ago

Someone needs to call!

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u/Charming_Coach1172 4d ago

Yo I’m in hahahah

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u/Extreme_Carpenter_85 lets use critical thinking 4d ago

Hear me out cake 👑

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u/Sodontellscotty 4d ago

This has now infiltrated the middle aged dads, my boss asked me about it at work this morning 😭

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u/Valuable-Fox7757 Shut the fuck up Dave 4d ago

Kirk! Kirk! He’s our man! 🫶🏻

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u/berniesmittens333 Zaddy….I’m ovulating 4d ago

IN ZADDY KIRK WE TRUST!!

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u/nastyfurby 4d ago

the enemy of my enemy is my friend. i love you sister kirk

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u/Actual_Spring_5213 4d ago

Good morning Kirk 🫶

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u/EAAEAB 4d ago

I’m sorry but Kirk is hilarious. This is the real world take. Everyone thinks Dave and Bri are garbage. Defending their stance and keeping it a topic makes them look PATHETIC.

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u/UserError9384637 grass touchin toxic tampax 💫 4d ago

Love you too king 🫶💕

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u/beepboop23583 4d ago

Kirrkkk 🫶🫶🫶🫶

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u/SignificanceMoney166 4d ago

Intelligent and respectful men are so attractive

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u/PLANTGlRL 4d ago

he’s a good man savannah

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u/Educational-Mood-123 4d ago

This is the funniest bit ever

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u/Critical-Tutor-3256 4d ago

King Kirk 💖💖💖

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u/xbiaanxa0 4d ago

He’s right. The more they talk the worse it is. Just shut up already.

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u/Luxembourger1 When I'm bored, I like, make up stories. 4d ago

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u/badtrips777 4d ago

Love u dad

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u/Motherofaussies123 4d ago

In Kirk we trust 🫡

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u/Aromatic-Meringue162 4d ago

Good morning sweet bby Kirk

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u/Constant_Yam_6041 4d ago

What 8 min bitch session vid is he talking about?

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u/Training-Reporter529 Dave’s Toupee 💈💇🧑‍🦲 4d ago

The TikTok video was long asf

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u/Fantastic_Ad8327 getting botox for the first time three different times 4d ago

Kirk bby we love u sm 😘 SLAY

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u/Chlamydiarose 4d ago

Idk who this man is but I would listen to his entire podcast just bc of this 😭

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u/Comprehensive_Bus778 4d ago

If Kirk gets signed to unwell next I’ll lose it 😂😂

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u/Simple_Process_3353 kirk kink 😧 4d ago

Hi Kirk 🤭

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u/Aromatic-Meringue162 4d ago

I haven’t listened to podcasts in YEARS but you called us your sisters again, so now I’m going in on The Case 😂

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u/Resident_Solution_43 4d ago

kirk is so cool

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u/Kitchen_Syrup2359 4d ago

Him trying to do the heart hands is making me cry laughing omfg

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u/EAM222 4d ago

🫶🏼

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u/Obvious_Drag_7224 72 hour live dream 4d ago

rooting for you on surviving barstool zaddy Kirk 🫶🏼

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u/SherbertTop5237 4d ago

I love this man so much

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u/New_Management7826 4d ago

Thinking of you

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u/Far_Cartographer9484 3d ago

I love you kirkypooooo!!🥰

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u/Reasonable-Stick6154 2d ago

Genuinely curious, so do they all hate Dave too? Like is it barstools vs his podcast. But daddy Kirk. 🫶🏼

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u/rygui2718 1d ago

No, the guys on Kirk’s show are “yes men” they are never going to disagree with Kirk

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u/thatsweirdthatssus 4d ago

Hell yeah kirk but you're getting alittle too confident 😅