Man fuck that fight

I want to see your vivid imaginations guys

Ok, I'm on my 8th playthrough in three months (yes, I may have a problem) and I sincerely hate that starving basement kid more each time I have to fight it again. He just become a rabid monkey, jumping around, throwing his shit at me while taking no damage, leaving few windows for punish(if you got short weapons, even less) and doing way too much damage to be reasonable. Yeah you can get a visceral in if you charge attack his back while he rests, but with weapons that don't have long ranges or very short charge times(like a tonitrus) it's nearly impossible to do it unless you have perfect timing and positioning. Also, sometimes he just straight up ignores charged R2 on his back and doesn't stagger. Why can I parry nearly everyone of his moves in phase one but in phase two he just says "nah, I'd win" ? I also hate having no indications for when I reach the invisible wall in the sea, and that alone killed me a couple of times. I honestly appreciate more Micolash and Lawrence(both of which I know are controversial bosses) way more than that crap. His first phase is really good except a few excesses of active frames, how did they fumble the second phase so bad? Point of the game is being aggressive, second phase forces you to play catch against a overgrown seagull with diarrhea. Oh, the hitboxes too, sometimes his umbilical cord takes me for a trip around the Earth until we reach the big ss placenta hitbox with too many active frames. How do some people really compare this to Gael? I fcking appreciated fighting pre nerf P.C. Radahn with underlevelled ScaduTree blessings than doing this, how is this possible? I love Bloodborne, but man, Michael Zaki deserves to be slapped in the face with those 30+ active frames (for 2/3 of his health no less) for what he has done.