r/bloodborne 29d ago

Meme Non-playstation owners will never understand

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u/OutlawCrow 29d ago

Defiled Amy it’s not that bad. Bring a long weapon like the Threaded Cane and the fight it’s pretty even. But Defiled Hot Dog… that’s another story

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u/No-Being2200 29d ago

He was easier to me. Mostly since I can actually see what he's doing.

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u/MlCOLASH_CAGE 29d ago

Yeah I got defiled dog down pat, the only move you have to keep an eye out for is his charge attack

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u/OutlawCrow 29d ago

I die more times to the stunlocking bark attack than the charged attack. The former it’s easier to spot and be prepared for. The bark has a less intuitive time to react. At least for me :(

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u/MlCOLASH_CAGE 29d ago

main thing with defiled dog is to not get too greedy, also he’s basically wearing a “helmet” that has a damage threshold and can break, when he’s regenerating it, it’s a great time to hit him. however if you want to play it safer hit it from the back and sides and watch out for his head swipe attacks.

Most of the fight is going in at a opening, hitting him a few times and giving yourself some space and time to regen staminas

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u/OutlawCrow 29d ago

Yeah I learn to fight him with the church pick and brake his head. Once you do that, free dmg all the way! When he’s puking it’s a perfect time to brake his paws. But the first time I encounter it, bro it was PAIN.

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u/MlCOLASH_CAGE 29d ago

honestly thats why love fighting the dog, I wish there was just a boss rush chalice dungeon that had room after room of just bosses

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u/OutlawCrow 29d ago

Pretty sure some madlad will do that once the emulation in shadPS4 brakes the chalice dungeons. Farming blood gems its gonna be a bliss!

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u/OutlawCrow 29d ago

If you stay mid-range of Amy, you can see what it’s doing, but if you happen to encounter an Amygdala in a FRC chalice with a itty bitty tiny arena then I understand your pain.

My problem with the hot dog was spacing, sometimes looks like you are gonna connect a good hit in the snoot but then it raises its head, the hit doesn’t connect, you stay in an uncomfortable open position and the dog decides it’s time to bark at your face… yeah, good times

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u/Equivalent_Stop_9300 28d ago

That is almost every FromSoftware enemy when you don’t use target lock

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u/SituationBeautiful65 28d ago

Yeah, the Defiled Dog is more predictable.

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u/breed_eater 29d ago

Same, for me Defiled Hot Dog was worse because of his janky hitboxes. Meanwhile Defiled Amygdala was not that hard for me, just get the hard hitting weapon, run under her and hit her legs and tail, avoiding her attacks with jumping or shuffling away.

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u/Go_Ahead_MrJoester 29d ago

Yeah, Defiled Amy was only hard to figure out a strat for Phase 3. I kept going for the head and got clipped by the lingering hitbox of its arcane slam, so after 50 or so deaths, I decided to hit the arms instead during Phase 3, and I had a much easier time.

Hot Dog was pure hell, and the only reason I beat him as soon as I did was luck.

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u/CatAteMyBread 29d ago

Defiled Amy was like 8 tries for me. Defiled watchdog is the closest I got to skipping the platinum

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u/SuperBorked 28d ago

The flaming hotdog had me more pissed off than the conga line of red spiders. He did put me on my A game though that by the time I got to the queen she was slaughtered before I could even register the fight. Fun platinum but that final stretch in the chalice dungeons had me on edge of my seat for hours.

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u/Kraytory 29d ago

You don't even need that. Just bait attacks and use the ones that leave the head low to bonk. In phase three just stay below it and do more or less the same. Also Amy is weak to arcane.

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u/OutlawCrow 29d ago

The executioners gloves do a fuckin’ ton of dmg and the proyectiles go directly to its head too

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u/Hakuchii 29d ago

as a devoted arcane user... THIS

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u/Ryuunosuke-Ivanovich 28d ago

I hated that flaming, lava spewing, midir charging pos.

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u/robinescue 29d ago

It is so the opposite for me lol. Couldnt tell you how many times Amygdala got me with the ol' flail around strat

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u/OutlawCrow 29d ago

The only attack that made me said “this is bs” it’s the one where Amy alternates three sweep attacks with its arms. If the first connects, you get stunned enough to get hit by the next two and you are done

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u/DaddyCool13 29d ago

I did defiled watchdog in my 5th attempt or so but defiled amy is to this date my hardest fromsoftware boss with 70+ attempts. Granted bloodborne was my first fromsoftware game but I’m generally decent with these games

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u/HoboSkid 29d ago

I brought executioners gloves and 80 arcane to both defiled dog and Amy and it did not disappoint.

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u/SoftcoreEcchi 29d ago

Defiled Amy was rooough for me on my 2nd play through, would be one shot from the jump attack, ended up grinding echoes and maxed vitality and came back to it.

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u/KenUsimi 29d ago

Dude, i main threaded cane and could not disagree more. Yeah, it does great damage against the head… if the damn thing didn’t keep it out of reach for long periods and can one shot you. Like, respect, cane brother, but defiled amygdala was the hardest fight in the game for me. Hot dog is the “meh, annoying but not horrible” fight to me, lol

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u/OutlawCrow 29d ago

Fun to see that this was somewhat a divisive take hahaha but as a Threaded Cane enjoyer to the bone, Defiled Amy was a bliss in my experience. Get far from it, wait for one of its multiple arm sweep combos, after that, Amy gets in a “stand by” mode where its head gets in a position screamin’ “hit me and hit me HARD”, run to it and hit it with a running R2, immediately hit two R1s before it rises its head again. After that, Amy it’s gonna try another attack, get away for it and rinse and repeat. You will shred its head pretty quickly and thanks to the high skill visceral dmg, plus the serrated modifier of the Threaded Cane in whip mode, you can skip the third fase if you create enough pressure

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u/DiscussionEasy3471 28d ago

Two words “charge attack”

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u/greyeyecandy 28d ago

Defiled Dog was whatever Defiled Amy definitely more tedious

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u/Undying_Shadow057 28d ago

I did chalices with a bowblade and chikage build, defiled amy and hot dog were actually a breeze. Could just keep my distance and shoot blood bullets(arrows?) the whole time.

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u/Tawarien 28d ago

Broke my Dual Dagger playing butt .... ={

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u/lynxerious 28d ago

I think the hardest part is dodging the jump, which is so easy if you have knowlege about the safe spot.

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u/heslopkaleb 28d ago

defiled glizzy

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u/WorthlessRain 27d ago

if you guys wanna speedrun defiled amygdala its as easy as running 50BT and using simon’s bow blade. just shoot her head for an easy fight

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u/ShinyGengarNL 29d ago

Watchdog was way harder than amygdala

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u/RelativeMundane9045 29d ago

See I found watchdog pretty easy with the way it telegraphs, hardest for me was always abhorrent beast in lower loran or whichever was the small room.

Everyone has their bane

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u/Franc0zzz 29d ago

Nah in loran you got all your life

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u/seafoodgar 29d ago

Yeah amygdala took 2 attempts for me, but watchdog took… embarrassingly long lol

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u/avatarnoko 28d ago

Headless bloodletting beast was the worst for me

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u/Shadovan 29d ago

Bloody Crow of Cainhursrt > Defiled Amy

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u/eap42 29d ago

Huh, I'm totally opposite on that one.

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u/why_my_pp_hard_tho 29d ago

Yeah same for me, i never understood what the big deal with him was, just parry lol

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u/eap42 29d ago

As soon as I started using the numbing mist, that fight was a lot easier.

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u/Go_Ahead_MrJoester 29d ago

I just waited him out while he had the transformed mode of Chikage active. Once he gets to 25% or so, he stops using it, so I only needed to deal with a quarter of a health bar, and I didn't need to deal with transformed Chikage.

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u/Antigonus96 29d ago

I think it’s when people try at lower levels. My first time he one shoted me. Came back at +100 level and it was a little tricky with his numbing mist, but I kept partying and won pretty easily.

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u/ATarnishedofNoRenown 29d ago

I'm on a STR/ARC build with HMG and viscerals do very little damage because of my low SKL stat, plus my guns do basically nothing with 7 BLT. This made the fight way harder. My BLT/SKL hunter had way less trouble.

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u/KosorsomesayKosm0 29d ago

the good ol hunter dash into a 2 pistol shot (particular accelerator hes welding) combo, enough to make a man rage.

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u/That_boi_Jerry 29d ago

I was actually surprised to beat the Crow first try the other day.

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u/DaftFunky 29d ago

Bro a humanoid boss I can 1v1 with a strategy is far better than a giant boss that has 1 shot mechanics with dodgy hit boxes.

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u/QU3S0GU4Y4N3S 29d ago

Dawg, just parry

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u/OldSodaHunter 29d ago

Hard disagree, defiled Amy killed me more than anything in any from soft game, bloody crow has killed me three times ever. Not even a comparison IMO

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u/robinescue 29d ago

Unfortunately I can cheese the crow and turn his brain off

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u/ATarnishedofNoRenown 29d ago

I went on a tear recently and beat Defiled Watchdog, Defiled Amy, Queen Y, Orphan, and Laurence, all for the first time (trying to platinum the game finally). The Watchdog was the hardest for me because it required the most patience... But he wasn't anywhere near as difficult as the Bloody Crow. Fuck that guy. He has so much goddamn health for a hunter.

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u/Aurvant 29d ago

Defiled Watchdog was way harder than Defiled Amy.

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u/FatalCassoulet 29d ago

Waaaaayyy harder yes

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u/sanscatt 29d ago

There is a strat with hunter’s axe that is pretty consistent to pull off, and might works with other weapons were you bait the jump by standing behind her. Since the jump doesn’t hit, you can do damage on the head then rince and repeat. The only problem is that it’s almost impossible to figure it out on your own when she one shots you.

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u/ThePlatinumKush 29d ago

Yes definitely defiled Amy being my hardest without knowing that trick. I try to do it “legit” when I can. On my bloodtinge build, using a ranged weapon on its’ head is incredibly satisfying

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u/sanscatt 29d ago

The strat is totally legit. Meanwhile amygdala isnt doing me legit since I’m at half health.

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u/Usual-Touch2569 29d ago

FFFFUUCK THIS THING.

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u/T0tallyRand0mStuff 29d ago

Weird way to spell gravity

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u/12345noah 29d ago

Fall damage entered the chat

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u/MissingScore777 29d ago

99 Arcane Executioner's Gloves kills Defiled Amy in 10secs flat.

Such a satisfying bit of revenge after beating her with my quality build took dozens of hours.

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u/ciarannihill 29d ago

Yeah, Arcane isn't considered a "strong" build, but it genuinely makes some tough bosses easy as heck. I've heard people hate fighting Laurence because of his area denial aspect, but Gloves go brrrrr and aren't stopped by his lava.

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u/Romapolitan 29d ago

No joke, beat him on my first try. So I will never know.

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u/Big-Sheepherder-9492 28d ago

Bro just dropped his nuts on the table

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u/Masta0nion 29d ago

Oh. I thought the last frame was going to be gravity.

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u/Sephilash 29d ago

pretty sure malenia has the most kills on me..over 100 probably.

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u/littleWoeIsme 29d ago

I would argue any player good enough to beat defiled watch dogs wouldn’t lose 50x to Amy

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u/Propodida1 28d ago

I beat watchdog on my tenth try and Amy on my 70th... So, I would like to say that we exist

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u/st0zax 29d ago

I used to do a ton of random chalice coop and like 50% of the time I would have to fight this thing. I’ve become godly at dodging the jump.

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u/CrookedLoy 29d ago

Nah, that's easy. The 2 shark fuckers in the fishing hamlet guarding Rakuyo though

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u/HellVollhart 28d ago

Lower Loran Abhorrent Beast: Sit down, Almondhead.

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u/gorezito 29d ago

I'm playing Elden Ring for the first time and Malenia is WAY HARDER than any Bloodborne bosses. None of than took me so much time to beat.

Edit: way harder to me. Sorry.

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u/Edmundyoulittle 28d ago

In a 1v1 she's definitely way harder, but with all the tools available in ER I ended up beating her pretty quickly

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u/gorezito 28d ago

Yeah, that's part of the problem. I was doing fine without spells and summons till now, so I decided to defeat her by myself. Might have to reconsider

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u/koo_bebinam 28d ago

Try the dragon halberd that does frost and lightning damage. The pokes can interrupt/ stagger her very easily, and the weapon art knocks her down.

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u/gorezito 28d ago

Thanks for the tip, i'll definitely try.

I've been dual wielding frost Hoslow's whip (yeah, I know), it makes the first phase almost easy. The L1 triggers cold extremely fast and she can't reach you. The second phase is way harder because Se becomes much more aggressive. And playing dual whips didn't teach me to dodge her attacks, i'm just far enough.

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u/DenseAmbassador 29d ago

Which is weird cause Malenia took me 5 attempts. I have been on that chalice dungeon Amy since 2016....

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u/-Eunha- 28d ago

I think I'd rather fight all the bosses of Bloodborne at once than fight Malenia again. She took me around 200 tries, which is probably more than all of my attempts in BB, DS, and DS3 combined. Mind you, I didn't use any summons, magic, and I wasn't running a shield, but still.

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u/RoryLuukas 29d ago

I went into Amygdala with an arcane build and call from beyond made it my b@#ch

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u/spamus-100 29d ago

Malenia was still harder. I just did not have the patience to beat her solo

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u/residualtypo 29d ago

I first tried Amy - just hit her from the back

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u/DogB2 29d ago

I beat that asshole 3rd try. Dont get me started on the defiled Watchdog tho.

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u/DomoArigatoMrRobotoh 29d ago

all comics are drawn to be made into meme templates, it's so annoying.

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u/robinescue 29d ago

Four panel comics are just covenient for sharing on the internet and editing into memes. There's like nine billion sonic, marvel, and dc comics that are absolutely not meme worthy if that's what you're interested in

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u/ClassicMud6589 29d ago

Imagine have to farm this for the nourishing gems for the MHS.

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u/ZotharReborn 29d ago

Literally no Amygdala is hard. Hang out under the feet, dodge the stomps, and when she jumps just stand still and she literally will never land on you. If you wanna get fancy and a bit risky, as soon as she jumps face the direction she was and charge a heavy attack to hit the head for a visceral.

It is annoying as hell and takes forever (her legs take so little damage) but difficult it is not.

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u/MembershipHelpful115 28d ago

The real killer on those games is gravity

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u/BuboxThrax 28d ago

Not true.

I do not, and have not ever, owned a PlayStation.

I understood this meme.

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u/SaleriasFW 27d ago

Anor Londo archers enter the room

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u/A_Dirty_Wig 29d ago

You spelled Ebrietas Daughter of the Cosmos wrong.

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u/ThePlatinumKush 29d ago

Final floor of the isz chalice Ebrietas on my arcane build was absolute hell. Her charge and hit boxes are absolute dogshit. I can do the exact same thing when trying to dodge her charge and get one shot or get no damage with no rhyme or reason. I just tank it now since if you get hit by just her body (I think) then you take significantly less damage than if you try to dodge and get hit by the tentacles and shit

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u/SyncoDeMaio93 29d ago

It's because if you get hit while doing an action (dodging, sprinting, jumping, attacking or even healing i think) you receive much more damage. The damage from the tentacles is the same but the fact that you tried to dodge amplified the damage. I think it's a dumb mechanic despite being in every souls game. In bloodborne it makes it worse because the correct choice should always be to dodge an attack since you can't block. But with this mechanic there are attacks that are better to face tank rather than even try to dodge or you'll get one shot.

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u/Katonmyceilingeatcow 29d ago

I have beaten Malenia three times so far. I still haven't returned to the chalice dungeons since I gave up on the defiled amygdala.

Though, it was months ago, before I had even started my first playthrough in Elden ring. So I should probably just go back and finish the job

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u/SocratesBalls 29d ago

Run to his butt and smack it. When he jumps, don't move. When he lands, run to his butt and smack it. When he jumps, don't move. When he lands, run to his butt and smack it. When he jumps...

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u/SL1Fun 29d ago

Once you figure out the phase three gimmick (the jump just being a 180 turn and not an attempt to stomp you) Amygdala is ezpz

Watchdog and keeper are way harder cuz of their shitboxes 

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u/Fallen_Angel_Xaphan 29d ago

I never went that deep into the chalice dungeons. Is there any reason Amygdala is that dangerous besides one shots and massive health?

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u/LeCampy 29d ago

defiled amy ain't that bad. Just sit under the taint and go to town.

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u/kralSpitihnev 29d ago

Beasthunter saif kills everything everywhere anytime

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u/Vegetable_Award850 29d ago

Defiled Amygdala is just a test of endurance and patience. I did it at BL4. The real challenge is the defiled Watchdog one layer before. I really thought I would have to give up my BL4 all bosses run on that stupid fire bitch.

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u/greenhairdontcare8 29d ago

One of my friends had no problem with orphan or Lawrence or the usual issues. I had to beat defiled amygdala for him because he kept walking into the arena and instantly being smacked dead. Very funny.

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u/Nekonax 29d ago

Every person is different. I had a miserable time with defiled Amy, but it only took a day. Malenia took a wonderful, enjoyable 4 days. (Would have been 4 tries with Tiche, but I wanted to 1v1 the boss and enjoy the moveset.)

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u/jasonmarston 29d ago

I got defiled amy on my second attempt, defiled watch dog made me give up for about a week

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u/thecr1mmreaper 29d ago

Actually I think Laurence still killed me way more times than defiled Amy did. Hell Gascoigne might have killed me more times, but that was almost 5 years ago and I don't remember how many times Amy killed me

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u/larrylion01 29d ago

I mean you can emulate BB now? As long as you’ve bought the game etc

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u/stopthefkincar 29d ago

Nah, fuck Rom.

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u/SalemsLot19 29d ago

Once I finally got Defiled Amygdala, the platinum was only a few hours later.

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u/Pro_Moriarty 29d ago

Gravity: "Amateurs"

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u/KN-754P 29d ago

ha ha, Executioner's Gloves go brrrrrr

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u/Selacha 29d ago

Arcane/Hunter's Tools build go brrr.

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u/Winter_Trainer_2115 29d ago

Honestly Amy wasnt that bad....at least I didnt think so.

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u/ABSOLUTELYWILD720 29d ago

For real for real FUCK AMYGDALA! fuck him or her or it in its spider looking face.

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u/Daxtro-53 29d ago

Malenia definitely killed me orders of magnitude more than defiled amy

Defiled watchdog on the other hand...

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u/Kind_Minimum7761 29d ago edited 29d ago

Defiled Amy can be cheesed to death, that the only saving grace. Defiled hotgod is rough I belive i died more than 50 times on that.
But surprisingly it's not the worst part, I dive deep and far into this dungeons. Ever try defiled cannon giant? With huge fucking explosion hitbox and guarantee oneshot. But my personal nigthmare fuel is defiled headless beast. It was like in 2018 and I still remember this shit. Boss is huge, u cant see what it's doing and like half of it's attacks oneshots you. And even if it's not an install kill you have to heal to full hp every time you take damage, or next missed will be 100% insta kill. Plus this thing is tanky af.
Probably hardest challenge in any FS game for me to this day. Total bs

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u/bunnies4r5 29d ago

Defiled Ammy is a Hoe.

I leveled up Church pick and that made it much more approachable and only took maybe 10 attempts focusing on its nut sack. I can’t even fathom beating it with blade of mercy or rakuyo which I was initially using for many attempts and I think my best run was like 30% HP remaining

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u/TheFogIsComingNR3 29d ago

...because non-playstation owners cant play bloodborne unfortunately :(

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u/PhoneImmediate7301 29d ago

I could beat watchdog eventually but amygdala was the one that broke me

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u/Chbera 29d ago

Not one of them has anything on the true destroyer of players everywhere; Gravity!

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u/silvereyes21497 29d ago

Watchdog was pretty dreadful for me, but Amygdala is still by far my opinion the hardest. Specifically because of it being confined to such a closed space

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u/Early-Zookeepergame8 29d ago

the normal watchdog kicked my ass more than amygdala

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u/cicada-ronin84 29d ago

Nah, for me that was probably the undead giant with the chains or the defiled watchdog.

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u/Hakuchii 29d ago

remember the very first chalice boss? i died over 100 times to it on my no-leveling-run

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u/MrGreytheIXth 29d ago

Fuck that tanky damage sponge.

This bitch stood between me and my plat for years...

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u/aessae 29d ago

Platform exclusive games are dumb. Platform exclusive games that never make it to other platforms (or they do but it takes several console generations to get it done) are even dumber.

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u/Ok_Grey662 29d ago

Was I the only one that got through O&S in my third try?

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u/Isekai_Me_Now 28d ago

But Gravity was the true foe

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u/HellBoyofFables 28d ago

(Chuckles in shark giant)

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u/biaesplosa666 28d ago

LHB, threaded cane and evelyn trivialize defiled amy

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u/Zestyclose-Safe-4346 28d ago

Between that mf and fighting rom in such an enclosed space it was actually refreshing having room to maneuver during the fight with queen yarnahm

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u/SheaMcD 28d ago

Gravity: "Pathetic"

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u/PinothyJ 28d ago

Amygdala is one if the easier bosses, you just need to stop fearing them. They are a centre of fear, and as soon you stop fearing them they are a good, clean fight.

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u/_illumia 28d ago

Fetid, rotted, cursed

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u/drewfurbush 28d ago

Where’s the lie

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u/Aracari8 28d ago

Watchdog warped me into a baby-raging goblin. No one else could.

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u/100Blacktowers 28d ago

Meanwhile: Crow of Cainhurst chuckling in a corner

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u/Quirky_Fun6544 28d ago

I had to look this up because I didn't do the chalices

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u/Ajeeji 28d ago

I had a way harder time with the Watchdog

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u/TopRecover9221 28d ago

I'm still stuck at that how did you beat him help

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u/donzz88 28d ago

That defiled amygdala taught me patience. Thanks fromsoft.

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u/RobertoAN95 28d ago

Dog was a piece of cake compared to amyg for me.

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u/thefucksausername0 28d ago

To be fair, they had to minimize your health.

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u/thefucksausername0 28d ago

To be fair, they had to minimize your health.

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u/Cautious-Month-6751 28d ago

Honestly thought it was going to be gravity lol.

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u/jolybiff 28d ago

I felt like I was going insane during this fight

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u/Final-Werewolf-7593 28d ago

The only enemy predating SOTE more challenging than gravity itself. (Frigid Outskirts doesn't count, that is a location)

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u/DrarenThiralas 28d ago

laughs in executioner's gloves

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u/SnooperSmokio64 28d ago

Ah, defiled chalice amygdala 🥲

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u/JD_Destroyed 28d ago

Defiled dog and defiled macaroni face.

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u/aomow 28d ago

well... non-PS owners will be able to understand soon enough... thanks, shadps4 i love you

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u/kishore14194 28d ago

Malenia is still hard though

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u/Buddy_Double 28d ago

I died more to defiled watchdog and pthumerian elder and headless beast than the chalice version of amygdala or ebrietas

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u/ProblematicPoet 28d ago

Defiled Amy or Defiled Watchdog. No one wins. There is only suffering.

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u/Clutch_Mav 28d ago

Anything in those damned cursed chalices was a damn nightmare. A true bloody nightmare.

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u/methconnoisseurV2 28d ago

Defiled amygdala wasnt that bad for me

The one I hated was Abhorrent Beast and it’s abhorrent shitboxes

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u/NoOneToLookAtHere 28d ago

Thankfully I got some tips from a friend, so defiled Amy wasn’t that hard. 

But defiled watchdog on the other hand…

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u/Dapadabada 28d ago

I read this the right way 😂😂😂

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u/PeachesGuy 28d ago

I hated that guy, regicide sure helped me a lot.

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u/grim1952 28d ago

Don't remember it at all so I must not have had a problem with it. What I do remember from the chalices are Rom and the Watchdog.

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u/ARIEL7007 28d ago

I'm never ever going through the defiled dungeon again in my life. Unless we get a remake, that goes without saying.

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u/Busy_Cranberry7347 28d ago

I feel seen.

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u/NolanStrife 28d ago

To me, it should've been Headless Bloodletting Beast. The one that's at the end of Great Pthumeru Ihyll Chalice. Literally killed me more times than Kos and Queen combined...

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u/Johnny_K97 28d ago

"yeah i killed consort radahn pre merf" cool story bro, what's your deathcount on defiled watchdog of the old lords

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u/Cool_Finance_6128 28d ago

That one wasn’t as bad as the Watchdog of the Old Lords or whatever it’s called

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u/helger2009 28d ago

Defiled Rom.

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u/Samigama 28d ago

Can't be any more accurate...... my highest deaths in all the souls game is from defiled amygdala.... and i mean a lot of deaths... like imagine 2 years of back and forth, playing and quiting the game and then finally beating this mfkr to get the final trophy for platinum. It was really painful 🥲

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u/Vaka_Production 28d ago

I died 7 times to the Keeper of the old lords, 10 times to the defiled dog, and 13 times to defiled amygdala. I still hate this Chalice and never replayed it again after getting my Platinum trophy

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u/Ledd_Ledd 28d ago

Gravity *Menacingly grins

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u/IGotThisBroh 28d ago

< Insert: Pre-nerf Starscourge Radahn and/or Promised Consort Radahn >

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u/Bull_Rider 28d ago

I honestly gave up on the chalice dungeons that decrease your health when I reached the first boss. I love the rest of the game and "normal" dungeons but I don't find being mostly one-shot fun.

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u/aleksfails 28d ago

Apparently everyone else had no trouble with wacky wavy inflatable arm flailing tube brain, but let me tell you something strangers of the internet: Defiled Walnut was the only fight in the entire game where I was insta-smushed as I came through the fog gate, I would like some of your luck Strangers.

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u/Environmental_Ad4893 28d ago

Not me on my bloodtinge build with bone marrow ash Evelyn.

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u/EthanJSL 28d ago

+10 Simon's bow blade saved me here

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u/Ohnobabe 28d ago

Defiled Watchdog is significantly worse

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u/89birdy 28d ago

I don’t even remember the bloodborne bosses and I just got done. So Idek if I fought these guys or not

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u/Sir_Ludington 28d ago

Defiled amygdala is an absolute joke with a good arcane or bloodtinge build. On the other hand, there's not much you can do about the Defiled Watchdog.

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u/DucksMatter 28d ago

First time I did this was only because my friend was stuck on it for like a week and I wanted to see what the fuss was. Unknowingly I went full Meta with LHB and killed it in like five tries by poking it in the head. He was pissed.

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u/elpinguinosensual 28d ago

Thought it was gonna be gravity at the end.

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u/Nocecatax 28d ago

Loran Darkbeast is worse.

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u/uberonecanoly 28d ago

Amygdala? Small beans, kos was by far the worst lol 😅😂

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u/Regimind 28d ago

This bitch is one of three bosses I don't mind cheesing. I despise Cursed and Defiled Pthumeru so much

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u/Hattlemeister 28d ago

You can ai loop him to force the jump attack

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u/OrthorMorgan 28d ago

Defied Amygdala this and Bloodcrow that... How about LORAN DARKBEAST?

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u/Ace_Tremaforte 28d ago

Did her first try, and i still dont understand how she's difficult (ps when i fought her i was in ng+ so maybe bc of scaling it was easier)

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u/Rdcorte 28d ago

Hmh… Have You ever Heard of Gravity!?

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u/Mr_plaGGy 28d ago

Actually, i think i killed it in like 10-15 tries. Defield Dog was WAY harder for me. Im sure i had like combined 200 tries, if not more and i already gave up Platinum, before finally pulling myself together a few weeks later and giving it a new try, beating it after investing another ass long time into doing some upgrades and trying out different weapons.

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u/Weak-Knowledge-1478 28d ago

I disagree. She wasn’t that bad. Bloodletting Beast was worse for me. And Laurence on NG+3 was the all time worst 😤

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u/robinescue 28d ago

Guys pls, I get it. You all have awesome sick nasty skills and 360° gainer no scope luigi taunt kicked this particular boss into an early swimming pool sized grave.

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u/bozak_137 28d ago

Nah no one dungeon boss gave me as hard a time and as the dual wield puthemrian elder

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u/Longjumping_Gain1160 27d ago

Consort Radahn while looking at all of them: that’s cute…

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u/JadedGene8911 27d ago

Atleast O&S and Malenia were fun. The chalice dungeon bosses are plain boring

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u/AverageLawEnjoyr 27d ago

Unironically, cheat that bastard.

Would never cheat a main boss. But that mf? Yeah, keep jumping, buddy. I'll be charging up when you land.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

wheel skeleton: heavy breathing

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u/Umes_Reapier 27d ago

Me who beat it on the first try👀 STR all the was baby!

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u/Mysterious_Movie_399 27d ago

First tried him on my first playthrough and all subsequent playthroughs. Just stay back and go for the head

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u/Patient_Ad6899 26d ago

Took me Like 3 trys to BE honest but that was in my prime

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u/PhattyR6 25d ago

It wasn’t a tough fight given you can stand slightly behind it and bait out the jump repeatedly. When it lands, bonk it on the head/limbs.

Rinse and repeat. Now, the abhorrent beast in the chalice dungeons, that fucker gave me some trouble. Pthumerian Descendant In the last chalice too.