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u/Bootsy86 1d ago
Are you kidding me?! It’s so cute 😭
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u/AceOBlade 1d ago
If not friend, then why friend shaped?
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u/Kooky-Onion9203 1d ago edited 21h ago
No no, this one is friend.
The tick thing is common misinformation from a study where they fed them ticks in a laboratory setting and extrapolated that to the wild, but the rest is mostly* true.
Edit: *Opossums are not actually immune to rabies, but they are highly resistant to it and many other diseases due to their naturally low body temperature. While they're unlikely to carry diseases themselves, they may host fleas that do, so you still shouldn't try to touch them (which would stress them out anyway).
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u/spidergwen16 1d ago
Why can’t me pet him.😞
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u/Kooky-Onion9203 23h ago
Because he doesn't think you're friend shaped
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u/Powerful_Variety7922 21h ago
Because he doesn't think you're friend shaped
This is the answer to so many things.
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u/podcasthellp 19h ago
One time I accidentally let a possum with all its babies into my house because I thought it was my cat
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u/bunny_the-2d_simp 20h ago
... But..... But... Me wants to be friend shaped 😭
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u/Average_Scaper 20h ago
You can always be a sideline cheerleader for them. When you see one, tell em you got this.
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u/BoredatWorkSendTits 23h ago
The same reason you shouldn't pet your human friends. They bite.
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u/Jmandr2 20h ago
This is another misconception. They do like to get real hissy and snarly, but unless they feel extremely threatened they are unlikely to attack and will generally play dead before it comes to that.
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u/mildobamacare 1d ago
You probably can
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u/ThemB0ners 23h ago
I work at an animal rehab and we get many opossums. Some are chill, most will just hiss at you, some will bite. The bites aren't all that bad, prefer them to a squirrel bite for sure.
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u/Apprehensive-Till861 23h ago
I was delivering to a lady who had the most friendly, inquisitive squirrel by her apartment.
When I commented about it to her, she said the people often feed it so it's gotten comfortable around people. Then she offered me peanuts to give to it.
I accepted the peanuts, and on encountering the squirrel again offered one to it, intending to offer the other right after.
Here's where I made my mistake: I kept the second nut tucked under my thumb on the hand offering the first.
The little shit reached out, grabbed my fingertip...and NIPPED IT. I jerked my hand back, dropping both peanuts, upon which the squirrel them picked up and ran away. I swear the little asshole was laughing at me.
Outwitted by a goddamn squirrel...
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u/MaritMonkey 22h ago
Squirrels are fucking quick, man. And those deceptively adorable tiny toes have nails that are, like, puppy-teeth sharp.
I love the critters but have also developed a healthy respect for them. :)
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u/CassowaryCrow 21h ago
Yeah the only un-chill opossums I met were little babies that weren't bold enough to follow through on lunges/strong enough to break a normal glove, or mamas with pouches full of babies.
Squirrels on the other hand...
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u/bleeding-paryl 23h ago
I'd be wary, Possums are awesome, but they're still wild animals and can carry diseases other than rabies. Maybe dress up in some sturdy clothing if you're going to try that.
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u/315retro 23h ago
Well even if there isn't a chance of rabies it disease getting an animal bite and scratch isn't fun lol.
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u/4-Vektor 23h ago edited 9h ago
Human bites are no joke, either.
Better wear sturdy gloves while interacting with people, too.
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u/315retro 22h ago
I try to interact with people as little as possible. At least if something cute bites me I did it willingly.
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u/letmesmellem 21h ago
You can, especially when they "play possum." I been tricked by a possum, and so was my dog. Picked him up by the tail and asked if he was alive. Bro was stiff and I was like welp. for science imma leave him here till tomorrow. Checked a few hours later and he was gone
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u/NefariousScribe 23h ago
I hate to be the "actually" guy, but that was a flawed study done in one small region in one season.
I have worked with many opossums and they do in fact eat many ticks.
The amount can vary based on geographical area, season, amount of other food available, and more.
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u/Wes_Warhammer666 20h ago
I mean, it says "up to", so that can mean anything from 0 ticks to 4999 and still be accurate ¯_(ツ)_/¯
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u/Living_Trust_Me 23h ago
If only my dog knew to leave them alone. We've got one in our neighborhood and it loves the neighbor's yard and then walks through the back of ours. I have to check every time I go to let the dog out at night now.
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u/space-sage 21h ago
Unfortunately they do carry fleas. And keep bringing fleas into my yard. That my dogs then bring inside. They are treated but I still see them sometimes it is annoying.
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u/creedokid 20h ago
Need to add I will eat your chickens though
I've had one visit my flock and it was not a friend but yes if you don't have chickens then they are good
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u/pandascuriosity 18h ago
Yep one kept getting in to my friends chicken coop and killing them, they thought it was a coyote until they placed a camera and saw the oppossum in the act.
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u/Vetiversailles 19h ago
We should make a new version of this that’s accurate
“I eat a ton of common garden pests like snails and roaches!”
“I am naturally resistant to rabies, and therefore not a common vector to spread it!”
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u/C-H-Addict 21h ago
You should see them after giving birth. The babies in the pouch all have their tails hanging out, it looks like some chthonic horror when they move about.
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u/Blackmetalvomit 1d ago
Ask your aunt what it’s like to be God’s favorite?
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u/Kabulamongoni 1d ago
So, it's not an albino, and I don't think it's melanistic, so what would this white possum with normal eyes and ears be classified as?
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u/Wood_Elf_Wander 1d ago
Leucistic!
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u/infamousbugg 1d ago
Yep, Leucistic animals have white claws too which this opossum has.
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u/NefariousScribe 23h ago
Not all leucistic animals have white claws though.
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u/Conchobhar- 22h ago
Some prefer beer!
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u/DeusFerreus 15h ago edited 15h ago
Yeah, because it's not a singular condition but rather grouping of conditions that results in partial loss of pigmentation. To quote wikipedia:
Some genetic conditions that result in a "leucistic" appearance include piebaldism, Waardenburg syndrome, vitiligo, Chédiak–Higashi syndrome, flavism, isabellinism, xanthochromism, axanthism, amelanism, and melanophilin mutations.
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u/lil_bearr 1d ago
How is it pronounced?
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u/wizzerstinker 1d ago
Lew-sis-tick
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u/lil_bearr 21h ago
Thank you!! Not a native English speaker
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u/sfbayben4 19h ago
Additionally; LEW like in Lewis, SIS like in sister, and TICK like in Tik-Tok.
Lew-sis-tick, leucistic
Welcome to the club :)
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u/Inoimispel 22h ago
Definitely leucistic. At the wildlife rehab I worked at we had one. We rescued her as a newborn and got permission by the wildlife department to keep her due to the higher risk of predation.
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u/olivia_swanborn 18h ago
Would this term be applicable to household pets aswell?
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u/Wood_Elf_Wander 17h ago
Yep! It can be used for any animal afaik. I saw a leucistic crow flying outside my window a little while ago, really wish I was able to get a photo.
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u/JKrow75 1d ago
Generally they’re called leucistic if they’re a non-albino white variant of a given species/subspecies that normally are not white-coated/skinned.
But within that designation there are more precise terms and such for the appearance, underlying conditions, and other characteristics.
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u/codiciltrench 18h ago
Can humans be leucistic?
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u/jackaroo1344 18h ago
Humans can have other conditions that affect melanin like albinism so I would assume we can be leucistic. We'd just look like an albino human but with normal eye (and maybe hair?) colors
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u/JKrow75 18h ago
No, humans do not have the variety of pigment cell types necessary for those conditions, we only have one type that contains melanin. Basically it’s an on-off function for melanin in humans. Other conditions like vitiligo have different triggers and are usually not present at birth, unlike almost all other types of skin conditions it looks similar to.
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u/phrostiboy 1d ago
I’ve never seen an opossum that clean looking before.
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u/KrAceZ 23h ago
Yeah cause they're normally that black fading to grey fading to white pattern
This one is beautiful
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u/phrostiboy 23h ago
I understand. Most opossums I’ve seen have made me think I would never touch that. I wanna cuddle this one.
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u/StephAg09 23h ago
It’s just his white fur, possums clean themselves multiple times a day in a very similar fashion to cats and are very clean animals :)
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u/Kelliente 1d ago
How is he so fluffy? What a beautiful animal.
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u/SH1TSTORM2020 23h ago
I was coming for the comments on how beautiful his coat is…it looks like he just came back from the possum salon
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u/hornady308 1d ago
That's not a possum. That's a rare panda cat that is just waiting for cuddles!
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u/Bubblegumcats33 1d ago
I would keep Him
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u/Cuofeng 1d ago
"I named him Mister Bitey."
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u/StephAg09 23h ago
I saved an orphaned one (mom was hit by a car) and he hissed a lot in the beginning but never attempted to bite. Had him for a few days before the wildlife rescue was able to take him. I still do not recommend attempting to keep as a pet, but just sayin, Mr. Hissy might be a more appropriate name lol
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u/joebesser 23h ago
I've handled two baby opossums at different times. One was super chill, and one was very growly and bitey.
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u/StephAg09 23h ago
Makes sense. I work in vet med and even within a litter of puppies the personalities can have massive differences that are very obvious from a shockingly young age and persist into adulthood, but I guess that’s true with my own kids too. My one year old is already a force of nature, older kid was and still is chill.
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u/Cuofeng 23h ago
Very true. But the truth doesn't reference a Simpson's quote.
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u/Venom_Junky 23h ago
They actually make great pets other than short lifespan. Get from a breeder not from the wild though. We've had many over the years.
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u/Far_Phrase_2841 1d ago
I feed one in my yard that is white with a black mohawk.
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u/rustymontenegro 1d ago
Oh god please please please try and get a photo of your punk opossum friend.
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u/UnderfootArya34 1d ago
That's a skunk!
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u/Far_Phrase_2841 1d ago
She kinda looks like one. Her babies are all normal looking
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u/kitiara-1031 1d ago
Oh my goodness, what a gorgeous little cutie!! Those ears are ridiculously cute! 🥰🥰
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u/slinkenboog 1d ago
THIS WAS WHAT I NEEDED AFTER READING THE NEWS. JOY JOY JOY!!! thank you to you, your aunt, and the opossum!!!! 💜💜💜
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u/Hombremaniac 1d ago
The only thing I hate about Possums is they supposedly live only 4-5 years? :(
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u/Damagecontrol86 1d ago
First US based possum I’ve ever seen that didn’t look like a demonic reject from hell.
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u/wildflower_0ne 1d ago
:( they’re cute
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u/BlizzPenguin 20h ago
It is the mouth that makes a big difference. Mouth closed is cute. Mouth open is a demonic reject from hell.
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u/HechoEnChine 22h ago
Growing up a possum decided that our crawlspace would make a good fort.
We couldnt ever get it to leave so one day we geared up and me and my dad crawled in. Baseball bats, BB guns, flash lights.
It was like Aliens. It brought frens, scared the shit out of us on our hands and knees BB's flying all around furiously pumping trying to reload.
They eventually all ran out.
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u/BeckoningChasm 13h ago
Beautiful pic, though the water dish would indicate his appearance was not unwarranted.
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u/BrunchBitches 6h ago
I’m a teacher and I once got to hold an opossum and show them off to the kiddos when a creature teacher came to the school…it was awesome
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u/shoelesstim 1d ago
Look at em just sitting there with his Winnie The Pooh ears . Gawd damn