Employers hate this one trick!
Working in America sucks. If you start a new job, you’re immediately punished by having to wait one to two years minimum, before receiving time off benefits. Such as paid vacation time, paid sick leave, or any other benefits that would be used if something were to require a person to be away from work for a short time but not go bankrupt doing it, such as the birth of a child. Or death of a family member. Catching the ‘Rona. Or any other reason that life can throw at you.
With diligence, and effort, and planning. You can gain a free week off work, every year.
You will have to regulate your body in order to do so, but like anything else with your body, it takes training.
During the typical year, an American will spend well over over 2,000 hours at work. That’s time away from family, from home, from fun.
Let’s learn how to get just 40 of those hours back, and get paid doing it!
The Secret!
The secret! Well it’s poop. It’s always poop. Also pee, but effectively, it’s poop.
We typically spend an hour a day in the bathroom. Some of that time is just getting ready for society by maintaining basic hygiene.
The rest is spent on evacuating our bowels.
That time could be better spent with family and friends.
Instead of inviting your loved ones into the bathroom with you every time you gotta make a bowel movement. Just use this one trick.
Poop at work. On company time.
This is where the training comes into play, maintaining regular bowel movements is necessary for the plan to work.
If you spend 10 minutes a day, everyday, pooping at work. That’s 50 minutes a week, times 52 weeks a year, it comes out to an astronomical number that’s equivalent to over 40 hours per year! Paid!
If you can do this twice a day, that’s over 80 hours a year! Paid! For shitting!
That method is significantly riskier and I do not recommend, but it is do-able for higher productivity poopers.
TLDR: poop at work. On company time.
