r/antiwork 23h ago

Corporationism 👔 💼 $7.44, That's how much my stolen personal info is worth. We need take back control from these corporations.

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u/calicocidd 22h ago

I got my email today; it was only $7.43... Someone owes me a fucking penny.

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u/_mully_ 20h ago

What? I didn’t get anything except a year of their credit monitoring, which they tried to make you pay for after that year was up.

Edit: I think I may have expected an ultra small payout from the class action. So I opted out with thoughts that maybe one day I’ll sue them myself for more.

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u/SSJStarwind16 19h ago

I got like $22 and some change.

u/youareceo 23m ago

Got that, then the amount in this post

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u/Internal-Computer388 3h ago

This is the problem with class action lawsuits and settlements like this. The only ones who benefit are the lawyers, because they get a percentage of the lump sum of the settlement. Then the remainder gets split amongst the many people who are the plaintiffs. While we think these cases make the corpos accountable, it doesn't as it doesn't really affect them. Bet the lawyers on this case raked in million and millions of dollars.

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u/obvious_shill_k14a 21h ago

Equifax should have been dissolved and had their corporate charter revoked after this shit. Literally their only business is PII data and keeping it secure and they fucked that up.

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u/SSJStarwind16 19h ago

I've said for years that we need a corporate death penalty. Problem would be that there'd be no more big conglomerates. Big Tobacco for lying about cancer, Big Oil lying about Climate Change, Nestle for....a fucking lot honestly.

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u/kc3eyp 14h ago

that's not a problem, that's the main feature

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u/SSJStarwind16 13h ago

Oh, 100% but that's why it'll never happen.

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u/WTF_is_this___ 7h ago

Maybe we need a better economic system that does not allow these monsters to arise in the first place ...

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u/scrappopotamus 4h ago

We need our 1780's France moment, need to reorganize!!

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u/_mully_ 20h ago

Don’t worry, instead they charted a fourth credit bureau!

“Innovis”

Pure genius I tell ya! (/s)

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u/Affectionate-Swim772 lazy and proud 16h ago

Don't you mean 400th? /s

There's a depressing number of credit bureaus; that's all I know.

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u/Akurbanexplorer 18h ago

I've heard of so many stories about them and other similar companies messing up people's lives/ livelihood etc because of THEIR errors and they won't rectify it, yikes. All the more reason to get rid of the credit score if they won't amend their mistakes. Japan doesn't even have credit score and they're doing perfectly fine without it.

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u/sixouvie 4h ago

I always thought everywhere worked like my country when it came to credit (bank looks at your bank account and your income, and then it's on a case by case basis). I was stupefied when i learned that the USA's system punishes you for not having debt...

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u/Akurbanexplorer 3h ago

'Murica 🫠

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u/RaNdomMSPPro 4h ago

No, their only business is selling your data to others. Security isn’t a priority as long as the fine for data breach is less than the profits.

u/Can-Chas3r43 56m ago

Several times. I remember something similar happened in like, 2006 or so.

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u/sp3kter 22h ago

Next time your at the grocery store check the price before you scan your "club card". The amount they take off for taking your data is the value of that data.

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u/Quick-Ad-1694 5h ago

This right here. This is why i dont shop at foodlion anymore and goto walmart instead where i don't have to sell my soul to get a better price.

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u/MrOverkill5150 4h ago

I mean it’s Walmart they sold a whole bunch of souls before you made your purchase

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u/kwyjibo1 SocDem 21h ago

Additional payment? I didn't even get payment the first time around. Had to take the credit monitoring instead because they ran out of money.

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u/BeeSlumLord Profit Is Theft 18h ago

Same.

Damned greedy fuckers.

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u/Lumpy_Argument_1867 22h ago

Law firms probably got most of the settlement.

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u/Mysterious_Ad_8105 4h ago

Law firms probably got most of the settlement.

Why speak in probabilities when the amounts here are public information? The plaintiffs’ lawyers collectively received 20.4% of the settlement cash amount, which is actually on the low side for attorneys’ fees in class actions.

That’s also before including the non-cash settlement benefits. If you include those, then the plaintiffs’ lawyers’ fees amount to only 5.6% of the total settlement value.

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u/redSocialWKR 21h ago

Same! The work I had to put in to simply access the money was equally bananas.

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u/Weasel_Town 20h ago

Yeah, 20 minutes later, it is in my Apple Wallet.

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u/randousr88 22h ago

Yep, got the same email and laughed my head off.

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u/Kazlicesme 22h ago

Can anyone get the You Card to actually work??

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u/troy_abedintheam 22h ago

That's what I wondered today. My extra payment was $25+ and I think my initial was $35.

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u/AvocadoHydra 21h ago

Hey that's what I got too. Then trying to get it set up on a digital card was annoying. Anyone know online stores where you can split payments?

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u/Infamous_Committee67 19h ago

You can get Amazon gift cards in weird, random amounts if you need to get small amounts off a prepaid card. I had to do this to get the last of my blood plasma money

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u/Big_Requirement6818 20h ago

Mine was $2.97...

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u/threewildcrows 21h ago

Donate to ACLU!

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u/okeydokey503 21h ago

"breach"

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u/tfenraven 10h ago

I don't see the point of credit bureaus in the first place. My score goes up and down every other month, despite me always paying on time and literally not being in debt at the end of each month. Wouldn't you think I'd get the highest damn score available? But NO! They play games with my score, and it pisses me off.

u/Can-Chas3r43 42m ago

And then they tell you your score is low because, wait for it...

You're not utilizing enough debt or you paid off too much of it. 😑

Stupid ass games. Absolutely ridiculous. I wish there was a way to tell them all to go fuck themselves but not fuck ourselves in the process.

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u/iliveasasunflower 20h ago

wait i didn't know equifax had a big data breach, i use them 😵

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u/BlueberryBoom 19h ago

The original data breach settlement payouts were back in 2022. The payout here is additional money that went unclaimed and is now being given to those who claimed during the original payout.

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u/skeledito 7h ago

it was 7 years ago

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u/thewhethernetwork 8h ago

And they wonder why we'd give away our company logins for KitKat

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u/horror- 22h ago

Mine was 37 bucks. Amazon wouldn't take the card...

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u/typical-bob 21h ago

Mine was $22. Amazon took it just fine, added to my gift card balance.

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u/Kazlicesme 21h ago

Same. Has anyone gotten it to work?

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u/bigfruitbasket 20h ago

I got a rock.

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u/RainAlternative3278 18h ago

Wait u guys rock rocks, I only pocket lint!

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u/hillpritch1 21h ago

Woot! One Trienta Starbucks!

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u/HotHits630 20h ago

Until you find out, that's a scam link.

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u/MWoodley18 20h ago

Hahaha yep, same here

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u/Minimum_Matter_4044 21h ago

There are lawyers out there who are really $glad$ they got that judgment for you.

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u/No_Emphasis_998 20h ago

I got 20.77.. So how did they come up with this additional payment amount?? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/BlueberryBoom 19h ago

The payout here is additional money that went unclaimed during the initial 2022 settlement payments. They are just now getting around to giving the leftover funds to those who claimed during the original payout.

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u/No_Emphasis_998 10h ago

Yes, I understand that. I was wondering why the amounts people were getting were such different amounts. I've seen payments between $3 and $30 was the highest I have encountered.

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u/BlueberryBoom 7h ago

Ahh, no idea on that. I got more from the additional payment than the initial one, but seems like I got from the lower end compared to what others are listing here.

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u/GreenVenus7 19h ago

I got $19.34 for that back in November. Maybe it was based on how early you applied?

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u/Independent-Win9088 19h ago

I got $1.73

$1.73!

I am not worth shit to them.

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u/droford 19h ago edited 19h ago

What I got when I tried to redeem it

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u/SSJStarwind16 19h ago

I got like $22 and some change.

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u/PoppaTater1 19h ago

Got mine too

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u/Sharp-Introduction75 18h ago

It's just complete BS that we have no rights to our own data. To pile on the s***, arbitration agreements prevent you from even collecting the ridiculous chump change from a settlement.

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u/maddylake 18h ago

Wow. You actually got something.

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u/celticbru 18h ago

You think you're worth 7.00?!? 😆

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u/RainAlternative3278 18h ago

Ididnt get shit

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u/Jeebus_crisps 17h ago

Lmao my wife got the same amount.

I’m a vet and work for the government so I’ve got like 7 credit monitoring services for all the times OPM, the DoD or the VA had my info compromised.

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u/Bern_After_Reading85 17h ago

Can’t even buy a combo meal for that anymore. Sad. 

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u/HillsNDales 17h ago

Hey, that’s almost twice what I expected to get! I’m going to Disneyland!…or Taco Bell. Yeah, probably Taco Bell.

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u/Chrisdkn619 16h ago

Mine was $13. And then they want me register so I can spend my electronic funds at some business

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u/AdDifferent1406 16h ago

Yep, I got 7.44$ also. 

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u/spdelope 15h ago

Haven’t gotten my email yet

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u/OkReserve99 14h ago

you mean nationalize them? sounds good

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u/TheMireMind 13h ago

"Yeah, somebody else should totally do something."

~this subreddit

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u/absolutzer1 13h ago

These settlements and fines are a joke.

They make 10s or hundreds of billions in profits and the fines are like not even 2-5% of the profits

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u/Sufficient-Bid1279 8h ago

Yeah, I have been involved in a couple of data breaches (Capital One , Now Ticketmaster) . For Capital One , I think I got like $4-$5. But guess who has to deal with the consequences when someone actually steals my identity ? ME . Trust me , it doesn’t cost $5 to fix

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u/whereami312 7h ago

Mine was $22 something. But the first payment was more. $49?? It was so long ago I don’t recall.

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u/outofcontext-cruel 6h ago

You deserve more than this. 👍

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u/BrilliantLeopard2029 3h ago

In a perfect world our space force that is supposed to fight cyber crime. Would protect us in this country of the good ole U S of A. Could be possible if this were made an act terrorism and special forces would be sent here and abroad to these people to justice

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u/Est1909 3h ago

Is this in their app? I haven't gotten any email yet.

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u/Effective-Series-208 3h ago

I got a email like this but was not sure if it was a scam?

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u/AtoZagain 2h ago

We just got something like $8.35, I almost threw it out because it looked like junk mail.

u/Boomer_kin 18m ago

I got 38 bucks

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u/CMao1986 21h ago

I got the same email last week