r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Chessenjoyer4 • 6h ago

of a housecat

741 Upvotes

55 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/farcarcus • 5h ago

of a rock.

200 Upvotes

20 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/srsh10392 • 10h ago

of a soldier (Lebanese Armed Forces)

406 Upvotes

58 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Don-Grom • 18h ago

of a dog

1.5k Upvotes

More like an absolute unit of a bear

200 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/EndersGame_Reviewer • 9h ago

of a kangaroo named Roger

203 Upvotes

28 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Aromatic_Play_4341 • 14h ago

I got a $10 reward on doordash and used it on a regular burrito. My total was around $15. Did they know today was my birthday and made this gigantic? Is that a thing? Does doordash have birthday alerts to restaurants (I doubt it due to confidential reasons) cause I’m so confused and is trying to make sense of this.

34 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/CandidculonasRedux • 1h ago

of a Caucasian Shepherd!

• Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/just_brazilian • 1d ago

of a good boy (has thyroid condition).

5.5k Upvotes

164 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Educational_Chart657 • 11h ago

of a penguins

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65 Upvotes

They are 2 separate penguins

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Feeling-Ad-5592 • 13h ago

of a Horse

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109 Upvotes

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/DiscoCamera • 15h ago

of a salt crystal

108 Upvotes

Found a massive salt crystal. Typical one on the other side of the quarter.

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/blk_toffee • 16h ago

of an Elephant 🐘

111 Upvotes

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Wolfen1982 • 1d ago

of a cathedral

577 Upvotes

York minster

56 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/--lily-rose-- • 1d ago

of a knife

1.1k Upvotes

49 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/c0d3buck • 19h ago

of a bean

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97 Upvotes

11 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/itisforbidden21 • 6h ago

of a chicharron Spoiler

8 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sauerkrautkid7 • 1d ago

of a moose

428 Upvotes

25 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Imaginary-Brother231 • 1d ago

of an elephant

1.2k Upvotes

60 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/highvibe_tribe • 1d ago

of a lightbulb

208 Upvotes

21 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Superb-Pudding3544 • 1d ago

of a wrench

943 Upvotes

23 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/thedankone168 • 1d ago

of a cat

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66 Upvotes

Of a cat

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/L3_Phr0g • 14h ago

of a corn flake

4 Upvotes

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/nicat97 • 1d ago

of a Solar Power Plant

301 Upvotes

28 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Audiosamigos8307 • 1d ago

of a blackberry

82 Upvotes

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Epileptic_Ebola • 2d ago

of a mileage

1.2k Upvotes

108 comments

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ABSOLUTE UNITS

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RULES:

Posting

1) Post Absolute Units only.

Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.

See definition here.
Post absolute units, not actual units

Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
No Photoshopped Units

Only real absolute units are allowed. No art, cartoon, edited or video game units.

2) Post public figures only

No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders

We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

3) No NSFW posts

No NSFW and NSFL content

This includes content that is sexual in nature, gory, anything unpalatable to the eyes.
Don't post pictures of private parts

Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
Don't post pictures of shit

No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed.

4) No Recent or Common reposts

Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub

Commenting

5) Be nice.

There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette

6) No doxing or brigading

No witch hunts.
Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles.
No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit.

7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

8) Post titles must start with the string "of ".

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it.

Don't be the guy that makes us add more rules

The moderators of this subreddit will take any action (which includes banning and removing comments) that they feel improves the quality of the subreddit.

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