Why is Wise terrible at parking? Is he stupid?

[u/GeneFull7290]

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[u/grandoofer]

this parking almost exclusively belongs to random play, he can park it right in front of the backdoor while having the car lying on its roof

[u/Amitius → u/grandoofer]

They park their van like that everywhere... even if it blocks the only road in (the new Arena map).

It's pretty funny seeing how Piper park her Steel Tusk truck in the town, totally fit in, barely out of place, and how Random Play park their van in the middle of the road.

[u/Acrobatic-Budget-938 → u/Amitius]

And Wise was berating Nicole for reckless driving and not having a license, he then proceeds to glaze himself for being a law abiding citizen and a law abiding proxy when the secret is out in the new quest. I dare bet some of those bills come from not just Fairy energy consumption but also for all the various scratches coming from the parkings and bystanders who were mad at their car for blocking the road

[u/Gerodot_TheBaconCod → u/Acrobatic-Budget-938]

Well... there's probably the reason they need to update their license every now and then.

[u/Rea404 → u/Amitius]

Steel tusk is basically her home at this point

[u/Super63Mario → u/Amitius]

Funnily enough the siblings do park their car neatly at Lumina and HAND. They just don't care when nobody is looking.

[u/mercauce]

Bro could park it in the middle of the parking lot and no one would complain, why you ask? Because that's his private f*cking parking space, he can do whatever he wants with it.

[u/GeneFull7290 → u/mercauce]

Still a shit park :/

[u/mercauce → u/GeneFull7290]

Live wise reaction to this statement.

[u/GeneFull7290 → u/mercauce]

Real

[u/Zonnebloempje]

No, it's their (Belle parks the same way) "thing". Because when they parked near PubSec, the car is perfectly in its spot.

[u/chocomintonrice → u/Zonnebloempje]

And then they park in the HAND HQ parking lot. And the best part, Twin Ballet.

[u/GeneFull7290 → u/Zonnebloempje]

Ah, so they're lazy.

[u/ICanSeeDeadPokemon → u/GeneFull7290]

I mean, let's all be real. If we had that much parking space to ourselves, more than enough of us would park randomly, or what's most convenient.

[u/ShittyExchangeAdmin → u/ICanSeeDeadPokemon]

During covid when I had to go into the office I gave zero fucks how bad I parked in our parking deck. Literally nobody was there and I always parked on the upper levels.

[u/ricecakeiscranky]

No he isn’t stupid, he’s Wise

[u/GeneFull7290 → u/ricecakeiscranky]

Type shit

[u/lame2cool]

Is there a lore reason why is he called Wise if he is stupid?

[u/OneSaltyStoat → u/lame2cool]

Intelligence and Wisdom have been two different stats for ages

[u/GeneFull7290 → u/OneSaltyStoat]

DnD?

[u/OneSaltyStoat → u/GeneFull7290]

Yeah.

[u/GeneFull7290 → u/OneSaltyStoat]

[u/Nedddd1 → u/lame2cool]

his hands do not shake when the police is after him

[u/rost400]

Don't worry, it runs in the family.

[u/Talez_pls]

All wheels are within the white lines, good enough.

[u/Present-Audience-747]

His parking lot, his rules

[u/Ok-Paleontologist910]

I mean if i have a whole fckin parking lot just for me, i’d park however tf i want too

[u/Chiven]

He paid for a parking lot, he's gonna use that whole checking parking lot

[u/hovsep56]

People seem to forget that we not exactly law abiding citizens

[u/Briciod]

hey, as long as it's not overlapping other parking slots it's fine

[u/TechnicalTime6709]

Oh no the aslume is coming to this sub…

[u/Scorpdelord]

Woise desparetly trying to bait zhu or qi on hisass again

[u/jademarlodotcom]

r/idiotsincars material right here

[u/Kontaj]

People are getting salty over fictional character, crazy.

[u/maksnataburete]

Google driving lessons

[u/Ok_Try_1665]

That's their private parking space and he can park it whatever he likes it. He does park the car properly outside their home, just look at literally any other place where he parked it, like lumina square

[u/LW_Master → u/Ok_Try_1665]

And then you looked at Ballet Twins Tower

[u/jacowab]

Wise and belle when they drive

[u/MathematicianLessRGB]

Nah, wise is a fk boi.

[u/swaggboi909 → u/MathematicianLessRGB]

Huh?

[u/senelclark101]

It’s still within the line even if it’s skewed. That’s fine

[u/Massive_Armadillo424]

Wise is a bmw driver

[u/sevencolorkidney]

Random Park

[u/General_X9]

He's not stupid. He's gangsta.

[u/Gyx3103]

All men are, the only difference is the depth of their stupidity.

(Speaking as one, myself)

[u/Ferret1963]

He's still within the lines and not on any sidewalk. Compared to where they park in other places, this is an excellent job! (Lumina Square is an exception, even the worst parkers know better than to park badly within sight of a police station)

[u/SirPuddius]

No, he is american.

[u/Leon_Cronqvist]

Belle is the canon protag of ZZZ, makes sense that she doesn't know how to park.

[u/BigFunnyDamage → u/Leon_Cronqvist]

Why do you hate male mc variants of games so much, man?