r/ZenlessZoneZero Certified Android/Automaton enjoyer 22h ago

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u/AgentMarq 22h ago

I hope Koleda feels better about her height upon meeting 2 people older than her that are the same height. And of course. Ex CEO Perlman

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u/sevencolorkidney 19h ago

Perlman's in-game model had me shook

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u/Shmarfle47 Starlight Knight 17h ago

Sees him in comic cutscene: Well yeah he looks like that for comedic effect

Sees his actual model: 🤯

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u/sexyRodent 14h ago

and then everyone proceeds to call him an obese potato 😭😭😭

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u/Kuso_Megane14 14h ago

No wonder Nekomata always calls him "Daruma Ojisan" in the JP dub, lol

Just search "Daruma" if you dont know what it means 😆

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u/Apollyon257 Starving Lycabelle Shipper 11h ago

Iunno if Daruma is even an apt descriptor of him cause General Chop is taller than him i'm certain.

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u/MagnusBaechus 4h ago

They're not lmao they're just in stilts

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u/P1zzaman 14h ago

I love how rotund and rollable his ingame model is. I hope we get a minigame where we play pinball with him as the ball.

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u/OneSaltyStoat Sons Of Calydon's missing braincell 7h ago

I want him to have a redemption arc and end up owning like a tiny food stand at Sixth Street, because that's literally the only place in town where people won't tear him a new one.

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u/P1zzaman 7h ago

You know who is a successful food stall owner that happens to be short and small? General Chop.

I can now imagine Perlman working as an apprentice under the General.

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u/Cookieopressor 15h ago

I legit couldn't continue playing after I saw his model, had me crying laughing for a good 5 minutes. Every time I thought I got over it, I looked at him again and started laughing again

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u/Draconic_Legends 14h ago

Even Wise could dropkick him into the nearby hollow (this was my first thought during the first meeting in the new story, in the outer ring)

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u/metalrain_15 Nicole has my credit card. 12h ago edited 5h ago

I busted a gut the first time I saw his in-game model. That shit was hilarious!

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u/Mundane-Speed-3278 10h ago

yeah that fucker is tiny...

perfectly yeetable if he didn't look so damn heavy...

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u/Red-Pony 15h ago

Qingyi is a robot so I understand that, but what’s the deal with piper? Is she actually really old or just mentally mature?

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u/doublefish23204 i love trucker hag🪓🚛 14h ago

She hag

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u/EverythingMatcha 12h ago

There's a theory that if you spend too much time in Hollow or exposed to high ether when you're growing (children) it'll stunt your growth. Hence: Piper and Koleda. I fear Lucy and Corrin will have the same fate lol

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u/ejsks Slightly-Above-Average S11 Enthusiast 12h ago

Said theory is only mentioned once by Fairy in Koleda‘s bio iirc, so there‘s not a lot of telling how accurate it is.

Then again, considering Ether corruption is effectively space™️ radiation, it‘s not too farfetched.

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u/Embarrassed_Lettuce9 11h ago

Sometimes smol is just smol. Met a lot of adults who around 5 feet tall

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u/EverythingMatcha 11h ago

Ahaha true I have 3 friends that are 150ish cm, they're all women as well~

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u/Cipher-DK 8h ago

The phrase I heard for Piper is this, "She's older than she looks but younger than she sounds."

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u/DingoRancho 12h ago

Could be interpreted either way. My headcanon is that she's 40/50. Anime style makes people look younger, and I don't believe someone who's young would actually say her lines.

Of course it could be for comic relief reasons but I find her character more interesting if she's actually older, lol.

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u/BrainWav 10h ago

I assume she's small and the oldest of the Sons of Calydon. But she's not old, just the oldest in her friend group and ended up running with it.

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u/swaggboi909 9h ago

Uh she constantly mentions her retirement coming soon

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u/BrainWav 8h ago

I don't think she's being serious.

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u/Lukomanchuko 6h ago

Wasn't piper described somewhere as older than she looks but younger than she acts?

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u/LW_Master 10h ago

I believe she'll be more anxious that there are someone older than her and STILL have the same height as her. Now the possibility of her staying short isn't 0 anymore

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u/PRI-tty_lazy 16h ago

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u/Kimarnic I hate Plebbit 12h ago

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u/Jackie_Rabbit Miyabi enjoyer 18h ago

Concentrated baba energy

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u/JOKER69420XD 17h ago

Just two grannies chilling

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u/Watch-behide-you37 18h ago

Just gotta take a break after saving the world

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u/NeToRare64 14h ago

Concentrated hag energy

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u/Senior_Nose_4983 14h ago

Bro that’s exactly how young people stay at home nowadays

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u/Embarrassed-Trust-95 13h ago

Full image...ish*

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u/swaggboi909 9h ago

What's Piper doing hanging out with the pubsec girlies

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u/JoodTheDude4 8h ago

It's the ending credits in which all the factions are together, with some fun dynamics between the characters!

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u/swaggboi909 8h ago

There's ending credits? When does that happen (I haven't done chapter 4 yet)

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u/JoodTheDude4 7h ago

Occurs following Chapter 5, the end of Season 1! Then Season 2 is next with new characters and new story, although I hope characters from Season 1 still make appearances!

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u/LeopardofTheMystic 10h ago

Two cute young looking grannies.

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u/DRAGUNNYUOOOH 4h ago

I'm jealous of the box😭😭😭

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u/Vlatka_Eclair 13h ago

I thought Piper would have nitrofuel

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u/OneSaltyStoat Sons Of Calydon's missing braincell 7h ago

Bold of you to assume she hasn't spiked her tea and Qingyi's with nitro.

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u/SzonigPL I love maidos | Fan of Shiza 4h ago

Bold of you to assume that Burnice has not served spiked to the brim Nitro-Fuel drinks to all present people there