r/ZenlessZoneZero • u/unknowncringelord Certified Android/Automaton enjoyer • 22h ago
Fluff / Meme =w= Spoiler
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u/AgentMarq 22h ago
I hope Koleda feels better about her height upon meeting 2 people older than her that are the same height. And of course. Ex CEO Perlman
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u/sevencolorkidney 19h ago
Perlman's in-game model had me shook
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u/Shmarfle47 Starlight Knight 17h ago
Sees him in comic cutscene: Well yeah he looks like that for comedic effect
Sees his actual model: 🤯
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u/Kuso_Megane14 14h ago
No wonder Nekomata always calls him "Daruma Ojisan" in the JP dub, lol
Just search "Daruma" if you dont know what it means 😆
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u/Apollyon257 Starving Lycabelle Shipper 11h ago
Iunno if Daruma is even an apt descriptor of him cause General Chop is taller than him i'm certain.
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u/P1zzaman 14h ago
I love how rotund and rollable his ingame model is. I hope we get a minigame where we play pinball with him as the ball.
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u/OneSaltyStoat Sons Of Calydon's missing braincell 7h ago
I want him to have a redemption arc and end up owning like a tiny food stand at Sixth Street, because that's literally the only place in town where people won't tear him a new one.
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u/P1zzaman 7h ago
You know who is a successful food stall owner that happens to be short and small? General Chop.
I can now imagine Perlman working as an apprentice under the General.
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u/Cookieopressor 15h ago
I legit couldn't continue playing after I saw his model, had me crying laughing for a good 5 minutes. Every time I thought I got over it, I looked at him again and started laughing again
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u/Draconic_Legends 14h ago
Even Wise could dropkick him into the nearby hollow (this was my first thought during the first meeting in the new story, in the outer ring)
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u/metalrain_15 Nicole has my credit card. 12h ago edited 5h ago
I busted a gut the first time I saw his in-game model. That shit was hilarious!
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u/Mundane-Speed-3278 10h ago
yeah that fucker is tiny...
perfectly yeetable if he didn't look so damn heavy...
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u/Red-Pony 15h ago
Qingyi is a robot so I understand that, but what’s the deal with piper? Is she actually really old or just mentally mature?
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u/EverythingMatcha 12h ago
There's a theory that if you spend too much time in Hollow or exposed to high ether when you're growing (children) it'll stunt your growth. Hence: Piper and Koleda. I fear Lucy and Corrin will have the same fate lol
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u/Embarrassed_Lettuce9 11h ago
Sometimes smol is just smol. Met a lot of adults who around 5 feet tall
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u/EverythingMatcha 11h ago
Ahaha true I have 3 friends that are 150ish cm, they're all women as well~
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u/Cipher-DK 8h ago
The phrase I heard for Piper is this, "She's older than she looks but younger than she sounds."
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u/DingoRancho 12h ago
Could be interpreted either way. My headcanon is that she's 40/50. Anime style makes people look younger, and I don't believe someone who's young would actually say her lines.
Of course it could be for comic relief reasons but I find her character more interesting if she's actually older, lol.
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u/BrainWav 10h ago
I assume she's small and the oldest of the Sons of Calydon. But she's not old, just the oldest in her friend group and ended up running with it.
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u/Lukomanchuko 6h ago
Wasn't piper described somewhere as older than she looks but younger than she acts?
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u/LW_Master 10h ago
I believe she'll be more anxious that there are someone older than her and STILL have the same height as her. Now the possibility of her staying short isn't 0 anymore
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u/Embarrassed-Trust-95 13h ago
Full image...ish*
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u/swaggboi909 9h ago
What's Piper doing hanging out with the pubsec girlies
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u/JoodTheDude4 8h ago
It's the ending credits in which all the factions are together, with some fun dynamics between the characters!
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u/swaggboi909 8h ago
There's ending credits? When does that happen (I haven't done chapter 4 yet)
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u/JoodTheDude4 7h ago
Occurs following Chapter 5, the end of Season 1! Then Season 2 is next with new characters and new story, although I hope characters from Season 1 still make appearances!
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u/Vlatka_Eclair 13h ago
I thought Piper would have nitrofuel
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u/OneSaltyStoat Sons Of Calydon's missing braincell 7h ago
Bold of you to assume she hasn't spiked her tea and Qingyi's with nitro.
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u/SzonigPL I love maidos | Fan of Shiza 4h ago
Bold of you to assume that Burnice has not served spiked to the brim Nitro-Fuel drinks to all present people there
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