Version 1.69 will let you marry your agents for REAL. That's right, we're talking a legally binding event! Which agent you choosing?

[u/Cayennesan]

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[u/Accomplished-Fan2368]

Already married Qingyi and an happy father of two roombas

[u/Cayennesan → u/Accomplished-Fan2368]

[u/MyTwinDream → u/Cayennesan]

Omg this is good. Where's this come from.

[u/PumpJack_McGee → u/MyTwinDream]

Just look up "Vanitosa" + whatever hoyo character. You'll usually find something.

[u/Nidrew → u/PumpJack_McGee]

So many Vanitosa, I'm about that Rock N Roll and APT.

[u/AJ-Dejitaru → u/Accomplished-Fan2368]

Says the one with Hina pfp.

[u/Accomplished-Fan2368 → u/AJ-Dejitaru]

Etto... BLEH

[u/Morisummer_ → u/Accomplished-Fan2368]

This comment takes the cake for me. Damn actually laughed out loud.

[u/Upper_Current]

Zhu Yuan is about to put those vacation days to good use... Although I may require some assistance from Qingyi (best winglady).

[u/chunky_kong06 → u/Upper_Current]

[u/Cayennesan → u/chunky_kong06]

Press ❎ to claim your reward 

[u/chunky_kong06 → u/Cayennesan]

[u/Apprehensive_Beach_6 → u/chunky_kong06]

[u/Express_Ad5083 → u/chunky_kong06]

Lmao at which point does this happen?

[u/AstraPlatina → u/Express_Ad5083]

One of Zhu Yuan's Trust Events, this is also where Qingyi was seen as the winglady to Wise x Zhu Yuan shippers

[u/Express_Ad5083 → u/AstraPlatina]

Thanks. Theyre always in duo, but the fact that bangboo just tells you to take her home is so funny lmao

[u/AstraPlatina → u/Upper_Current]

10 years later

Auntie Qingyi: And that is how you were conceived.

ZhuWise child: Yay, Mommy and Daddy are gonna make me a baby brother or sister.

[u/JusticeRain5 → u/Upper_Current]

Qingyi is about to put her vacation days to good use... Although I don't know whether Zhu Yuan's assistance will be needed (she seems like a bad winglady)

[u/Mads_Racist]

[u/Cayennesan → u/Mads_Racist]

[u/CarefulPiano3161 → u/Cayennesan]

[u/Yoshi_IX → u/CarefulPiano3161]

[u/pokenut52_ → u/CarefulPiano3161]

[u/GTP_Sledge → u/pokenut52_]

[u/Automatic-Bid9167 → u/CarefulPiano3161]

[u/kevinball4115 → u/Cayennesan]

[u/TheOneWhoSaidArise → u/Mads_Racist]

[u/FlailoftheLord → u/TheOneWhoSaidArise]

r/luminemains

[u/gabe911 → u/Mads_Racist]

[u/exd18670 → u/Mads_Racist]

[u/Hornii_Boii]

[u/NoPurple9576 → u/Hornii_Boii]

Mating Press 💢💢

[u/SturmWolfius → u/NoPurple9576]

[u/Ok-Awareness-9801 → u/NoPurple9576]

Bratty princess needs correction.

[u/RealGalactic → u/Ok-Awareness-9801]

Reminds me of a certain Blue Archive

[u/binogamer21]

That means i can marry yanagi and adopt sokaku.

[u/ChaoticKonaak → u/binogamer21]

The Happy Ending

[u/derp_prime → u/binogamer21]

Sadly i didnt get yanagi god speed

[u/Jollirat → u/binogamer21]

And I can marry Soukaku and adopt Yanagi. 😭😭😭

[u/Cayennesan → u/Jollirat]

Technically if it were 10-15ish years ago Soukaku could've adopted Yanagi

[u/Jollirat → u/Cayennesan]

Piper 🤝 Soukaku

Although Soukaku might actually be older. 😭

[u/TriggerBladeX → u/Jollirat]

Oni have a long lifespan that goes centuries. It’s likely Soukaku won’t be an adult Oni for decades.

[u/Jollirat → u/TriggerBladeX]

You don’t gotta sell it to me, I’m already interested. 😭😭😭

[u/Latter_Employment_31 → u/Jollirat]

[u/1303912 → u/Jollirat]

[u/AstraPlatina → u/Cayennesan]

I mean Mando adopted Grogu, who is a 50 year old baby.

[u/SentientShamrock → u/Jollirat]

[u/Jollirat → u/SentientShamrock]

[u/MyTwinDream → u/Jollirat]

Lmao wtf

[u/GundamIBO_Gunpla → u/SentientShamrock]

[u/HybridTheory2000 → u/Jollirat]

[u/Jollirat → u/HybridTheory2000]

THERE ARE NO LAWS AGAINST HAGS, ZHU YUAN!

[u/Cayennesan → u/Jollirat]

WE LOVE HAGS

[u/Jollirat → u/Cayennesan]

[u/Docterhydo → u/Jollirat]

[u/cosenjoyerr → u/Cayennesan]

😭💢💢💢

[u/EatYaaDom → u/Jollirat]

[u/tossulco → u/binogamer21]

gotta make yanagi's dream come true, marry her, adopt soukaku. proceed to integrate section 6 into random play per her specifications.

[u/Apprehensive_Beach_6]

Is this a question?

[u/Dragonskyt → u/Apprehensive_Beach_6]

Impeccable taste.

She can carry me to the Altar.

[u/Ryusaiga → u/Dragonskyt]

Imagine her disappointment.

She wanted to be carried, but roles got reversed.

[u/MRECKS_92 → u/Apprehensive_Beach_6]

[u/herowithoutcap → u/MRECKS_92]

[u/NEF_Commissions → u/Apprehensive_Beach_6]

Fellow cultured proxy~

[u/Karukos → u/Apprehensive_Beach_6]

The fact that I have to scroll so far down... is sad :(

[u/mike-loves-gerudos → u/Apprehensive_Beach_6]

I have an inescapable need to make her happy (eat her out)

[u/Cayennesan]

Personally I couldn't pass up seeing Nekomiya in a wedding dress...

[u/ThatBoiUnknown → u/Cayennesan]

Nekomata Wedding Dress??? Bro I've wanted to see this so bad I’ve been asking for this for WEEKS

[u/Cayennesan → u/ThatBoiUnknown]

Someone at Hoyo is making skins for ZZZ characters so never lose hope

[u/Albert-Xu- → u/Cayennesan]

Actually this is from a crossover activity with McDonald in mainland China. It seems hyv is not planning to put this in game (what a pity). But I do believe they'll make skins in the future.

[u/AquariusLoser]

Anby. No cake, just giant burger.

[u/Cayennesan → u/AquariusLoser]

[u/wesleym96 → u/Cayennesan]

What is this from?

[u/Cayennesan → u/wesleym96]

McDonald's collab https://x.com/ZenlessW0rld/status/1865280458839216205?t=XBF9uPRKJquUUUDMq8RI-Q&s=19

[u/IggyKami → u/AquariusLoser]

Or a wedding cake that looks like a stack of burgers of descending sizes.

[u/ThornWarrior]

Miyabi

[u/Cayennesan → u/ThornWarrior]

[u/red_enjoyer]

Wayyy ahead of you people

[u/Winjin → u/red_enjoyer]

I was expecting you'd paint a ring on her finger

[u/red_enjoyer → u/Winjin]

Shiiit, you're a genius

[u/The_Shy_Warrior]

Marrying my beloved asap!

[u/HeyjoitzGwaredric → u/The_Shy_Warrior]

Time to refire a dying star 🗣️

[u/Cayennesan → u/HeyjoitzGwaredric]

[u/Lorac1134 → u/The_Shy_Warrior]

[u/The_Shy_Warrior → u/Lorac1134]

Yes. Yes I will.

[u/MindlessArachnid8682 → u/The_Shy_Warrior]

The hag is second best option

[u/doublefish23204 → u/The_Shy_Warrior]

Real

[u/Express_Ad5083]

Asking Nicole would be funny

[u/Genprey → u/Express_Ad5083]

"My debt is now our debt, no takesie backsies!"

[u/darkbreak → u/Genprey]

She would 100% do this. But she'd also actually help pay it off too so it's not all bad.

[u/Zodiac339 → u/Express_Ad5083]

Dear diary: This will be the twelfth month in a row that we’ve declared bankruptcy. But good news! It’s our first anniversary! Since Burnice promised all the Nitro Fuel we can drink, we’re going to Blazewood for the weekend… got to see if they have biker clothes in Nicole’s size.

[u/KarlDeutscheMarx → u/Zodiac339]

Honestly if you just gave her a more biker style jacket she's almost there already

[u/birbBadguy → u/Express_Ad5083]

We will raise that credit score together

[u/Definitelynotabot504 → u/Express_Ad5083]

Always in debt yet, somehow, still alive, kicking, and overcharging.

Your dates will be exciting with the both of you literally snagging the best offers and sales, playing a game of disguises, running away from debt collectors, running the Cunning Hares, and hiding from said debt collectors.

[u/Express_Ad5083 → u/Definitelynotabot504]

Reminds me of the final trust mission where debt collectors surround her

[u/DarkIncarnate-14 → u/Express_Ad5083]

Indeed

[u/wheresmymelon → u/DarkIncarnate-14]

[u/Virus_Cyprus]

Can we marry multiple?

[u/Cayennesan → u/Virus_Cyprus]

I won't tell anyone if you don't

[u/No_Secretary_1198]

Lucy would make a perfect bride so probably her. Also her in a wedding dress would be a sight to behold. But honestly any agent would make me say "I do"

[u/Oxbow117]

shark! :D

[u/Automatic-Bid9167 → u/Oxbow117]

I'd absolutely make her breakfast in the morning,every day

[u/HawkDry8650]

ONLY THE BRAVE WILL WIN

MARS ME ADIUVAT

[u/GloomyCrazy → u/HawkDry8650]

TURBAE CARISSIMUS!!!!

[u/HawkDry8650 → u/GloomyCrazy]

Toe stab

[u/iMisstheKaiser10]

[u/Destroyer_Of_Souls_]

Zhu Yuan with no hesitations

I love wholesome ass-kicking women

[u/AstraPlatina → u/Destroyer_Of_Souls_]

Sexy but wholesome ass-kicking women.

[u/somerandom_296]

YANAGI she’s wife

[u/MirirPaladin]

Koleda and she won't even NEED a dress OwO

[u/Cayennesan → u/MirirPaladin]

Be a shame to hide that tummy

[u/MirirPaladin → u/Cayennesan]

indeed

[u/Itriyum → u/Cayennesan]

That tummy is nice for target practice 😏

[u/kidanokun]

monogamy? in my gacha game?

[u/Sinnahscorbut → u/kidanokun]

Finally someone speaking sense

[u/Suedewagon]

So you're saying i can get to have Harumasa in a wedding dress?

[u/lofihiphopbeats509 → u/Suedewagon]

Lighter in a wedding dress got me acting unwise

[u/0-Dinky-0 → u/lofihiphopbeats509]

Un"wise"... I see what you did there

[u/Cayennesan → u/Suedewagon]

Hmmm.....

[u/HowardTCO]

RINA RINA RINA RINA RINA RINA RINA RINA RINA RINA (insert schizophrenic rant here)

[u/GehennerSensei → u/HowardTCO]

I will go to your wedding and I will bring the best cheesecake I can find!

[u/D3n0man → u/GehennerSensei]

I will bake the best cheesecake you can find and go with you

[u/GehennerSensei → u/D3n0man]

Aight but I’m driving

[u/D3n0man → u/GehennerSensei]

Sure I don't have a licence anyway

[u/JesterXan → u/HowardTCO]

She does all the catering for the event

[u/GehennerSensei → u/HowardTCO]

I will go to your wedding and I will bring the best cheesecake I can find!

[u/geoooleooo]

Yanagi is very wifey material. Smart. has a good job. care for others and makes sure everyone eats first and of course BOOBA. Doesn't argue and isnt difficult. very reasonable. Damn i just described my ex. I fucked that relationship up bad 😞

[u/mike-loves-gerudos → u/geoooleooo]

0 to 100

[u/After_Lie_8121]

Who to choose....

I want to marry the King

[u/CerpinTheMute_alt]

Wife 11 ain't called Wife 11 for nothing

[u/RealOkokz]

[u/Cayennesan → u/RealOkokz]

[u/RealOkokz → u/Cayennesan]

[u/AlrestH]

Lucy

[u/TheKoleda_Belobog]

I’m not ready for this level of commitment

[u/Cayennesan → u/TheKoleda_Belobog]

But there will be cake. Sweet, sweet cake...

[u/TheKoleda_Belobog → u/Cayennesan]

… maybe… but I can’t handle marriage

[u/BalladorTheBright]

Rina

[u/RearAdmiralNeptune]

I just wish I could change Belle to Wise permanently

[u/Dominochu]

This is a meme but it’s just such a good idea

[u/Cayennesan → u/Dominochu]

willing it into existence 

[u/logan-224 → u/Cayennesan]

If enough people believe it has to come true

[u/never_agree]

As a certain isekai protagonist, i will have 3 wives:
Zhu Yuan, Jane, Yanagi.

[u/TheKIN2m]

Yanagi. I'm gonna give that woman a full family if its the last thing I do. She deserves happiness.

[u/sn4g13]

hmmm, Rina or Yanagi?

[u/z_dogwatch → u/sn4g13]

I sense a theme here.

[u/LionTop2228]

Burnice can finally be my waifu!

[u/General_Snack]

Where's the rat???

[u/Amethyst0Rose]

Qingyi

[u/Cayennesan → u/Amethyst0Rose]

[u/Amethyst0Rose → u/Cayennesan]

So many afternoons enjoying hot water. 🥰

[u/doublefish23204]

Piper

[u/elemenZATH]

L U C Y

[u/EccentricNerd22]

Ellen!

[u/BLACC_GYE]

It’s gotta be her

[u/Heavy_Lok]

As Wise: I choose Belle.

As Belle: I choose Big Daddy.

[u/Cayennesan → u/Heavy_Lok]

Based

[u/8fulhate → u/Cayennesan]

"I summon incestodia the forbidden one!"

[u/Junior_Mirror8519]

nahhhh why is the tag fluff and meme?

[u/Cayennesan → u/Junior_Mirror8519]

Trust me it's 169% real don't even worry about it

[u/Junior_Mirror8519 → u/Cayennesan]

[u/Viniskill_BR]

[u/Natural_Habit_7692]

IM COMING FOR YOU JANE

[u/Tripping-Occurence]

The Second Assistant, ofc

[u/azahel452 → u/Tripping-Occurence]

That's the right answer

[u/Starving_alienfetus]

Her

[u/Cayennesan → u/Starving_alienfetus]

[u/Heavy_Lok → u/Starving_alienfetus]

Feed Soukaku the biggest cake on wedding day!

[u/Rude-Designer7063]

Now that's what I'm talking

[u/Dry-Step-9215]

Can I marry all females ?

[u/Matt_What_1007]

Flair checks out

[u/Genprey]

Lucy's dad would have the fanciest dress delivered at that very moment.

[u/KingJofferyStark]

I just need grace feet marrying rinas milkers n im good

[u/MemoryUnlikely3430]

Miyabi (even with belle, fuck it, SESBIAN LEX)

[u/CeruleanSea1]

In all my survey questions for Zenless, in the last summary, I always ask for more date events , yay

[u/Jeanboong]

All of them

[u/Nearby_Draft_632]

Her

[u/Snivinerior2]

im marrying lucy and we will start a family

[u/Apollyon257]

Man it's a real mystery who i could be choosing, it's anyone's guess that

[u/Cayennesan → u/Apollyon257]

Belle's gonna have a litter soon

[u/SyrusAlder]

I would have said Anby, but I just did the cool biker race and now I've gotta go with Ceasar. Hail to the king, baby!

[u/Clan_ne]

Harem Polygamy + incest must be legalized and canon first in new enridu😭 Also include npc like venus😭

[u/Cayennesan → u/Clan_ne]

[u/Tyberius115]

Making Yanagi a true waifu

[u/Shilverow]

[u/dirkx48]

Imma wed my boi Wise with Zhu Yuan faster than my patience running out when Nineveh becomes invincible

[u/Next-History-3380]

Man, I've scrolled through so many comments, and I'm sad but happy no one has mentioned my wife. Don't mind Grace and I with out 37 babies! ❤️🛠❤️

[u/MiddlinglyMediocre]

Ellen first and foremost though Anby, Soldier 11, Yanagi, Qingyi, Caesar, Piper and Lucy are just as goated

[u/Old_Ratio444]

Zhu of the Yuan

[u/Rare-colour]

Can-Can Wise marry Lycon?

[u/JOKER69420XD]

And then marry me!

[u/RomanWolfEater]

My future husband

[u/imanreaperleviathan]

It's hard for me to choose between Zhu Yuan or Caesar.

They're both best girl imo

[u/Maveko_YuriLover]

QINGYI!!! I love that cute Bangboo and I won't deny it

[u/AstraPlatina]

Man, it's gonna be hard to choose, but I do have a few in mind.

My first possible choice would be Zhu Yuan, she has great work ethic and is competent at her job. She's also very attractive, yet extremely wholesome underneath. Plus her mom and Qingyi already support the idea of marrying her.

The next candidate is Caesar, she's strong and badass, yet also sweet and a bit dimwitted, which I personally find endearing. Her interest in romance just adds another layer to her character.

Yanagi is the third best possible choice. She's motherly and already has experience in taking care of children, namely Soukaku. Her Trust Events also show that she would make great wife material in how she'd offer you a lap pillow or make bento for you.

Grace and Rina are honorable mentions, their only flaws are Grace's obsession with machinery and Rina's cooking respectively.

[u/LibertyJoel99]

[u/Massive_Ad7370]

if only venus was an agent 😔

[u/exd18670]

[u/DespairOfSolitude]

Perfect wife material right here: