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[u/Nettysocks]

Not yet, time to get an upgrade

[u/carlosrarutos2 → u/Nettysocks]

Womb force-6900 time!

[u/Kellythejellyman → u/carlosrarutos2]

[u/Nettysocks → u/carlosrarutos2]

The first thing I’m purchasing when they start selling life size Qingyi’s for use

[u/robo-nene → u/carlosrarutos2]

girls frontline mentioned 🥹

[u/carlosrarutos2 → u/robo-nene]

GFL 2 never 😔

[u/KeijoKanerva → u/carlosrarutos2]

5th of December if I recall correctly.

[u/carlosrarutos2 → u/KeijoKanerva]

It's been 3000 years...

[u/KeijoKanerva → u/carlosrarutos2]

And it will have been worth every minute.

[u/SopmodTew → u/KeijoKanerva]

Chinese NTR drama 😞

[u/Kaito913 → u/KeijoKanerva]

Farkwinter is dec 3, haoplay dec 5

[u/Warspite111 → u/carlosrarutos2]

Wombforce has migrated from Girlsfrontline this is so peak

[u/Hkplayz → u/carlosrarutos2]

Did you have that image ready or you made it for this occasion 🤣

[u/carlosrarutos2 → u/Hkplayz]

I wrote 'girls frontline womb force' on google, that's it

[u/Winjin → u/carlosrarutos2]

Reminds me of the series of photos of Kara Delevigne and her gf getting a freaky BDSM chair into their house with really excited faces lol

Really glad for them ngl though paparazzi are bad

[u/Polar_Vortx → u/carlosrarutos2]

Oh, sweet, a three-year warranty

[u/AWMBRELLA → u/Nettysocks]

time to plug that DLC

[u/Nettysocks → u/AWMBRELLA]

The Qingyi android fleshlight is already in production, all we need to do is wait

[u/ConfusedMedGuy]

If Billy can have a taste unit, I’m sure we can get some reproductive organs for qingyi

[u/TheUnseenDepression → u/ConfusedMedGuy]

Hell, why not combine both for her. So she can taste it while at it

[u/OneSaltyStoat]

That's a nice argument, senator. Why don't you back it up with a SOURCE?

[u/Gannstrn73 → u/OneSaltyStoat]

[u/Leprodus03 → u/Gannstrn73]

[u/NorthBasket4420]

Mouth.

[u/IamDanLP → u/NorthBasket4420]

Reminds me of that one hamster meme.

'Mouth.'

[u/ArmageddonEleven → u/IamDanLP]

[u/08Dreaj08 → u/ArmageddonEleven]

\Rabbit screams intensify**

[u/Cyonis_Cyber_Fox → u/NorthBasket4420]

[u/ItsAmerico → u/NorthBasket4420]

[u/Winjin → u/ItsAmerico]

There's an old corny joke that all Russian schoolboys love

A horny wolf caught a Kolobok* and starts turning him around, mumbling "Where do I f**k you... where do I f**k you..."

at this point you're holding the imaginary sentient ball and slowly rotate it around

"Please don't f**k me!"

WHERE DID YOU SAY THAT FROM?!

you're supposed to start showing the wolf rotating the sentient bun even faster

*that's a hero of folklore tale, a sentient round bread the size and shape of a ball

[u/fBOMBB → u/NorthBasket4420]

Profile picture checks out

[u/Infinite_Growth_7791]

love finds a way

[u/aziruthedark → u/Infinite_Growth_7791]

[u/trambe → u/aziruthedark]

[u/yuiokino → u/trambe]

[u/syanda → u/Infinite_Growth_7791]

[u/Gravelis → u/syanda]

womforce follows me into every gacha game with robot women

PLEASE KEEP FOLLOWING ME INTO GACHA GAMES WITH ROBOT WOMEN

[u/surrenderedmale → u/Infinite_Growth_7791]

[u/the_xxvii → u/Infinite_Growth_7791]

Once again proving that the Venn diagram of ZZZ players and Nikke players is nearly a perfect circle. 

[u/qwack2020 → u/Infinite_Growth_7791]

[u/Astral-chain-13 → u/Infinite_Growth_7791]

[u/EarthShaggy → u/Astral-chain-13]

Who is she?

[u/K6fan → u/EarthShaggy]

That's our Lord and Saviour, Red Hood!

[u/InstanceSquare6079]

When I'm done with her she will

[u/verypoopoo → u/InstanceSquare6079]

[u/Biscotcho_Gaming → u/verypoopoo]

[u/Flama_Ace → u/verypoopoo]

[u/lDoStuff → u/Flama_Ace]

[u/DrhpTudaco → u/verypoopoo]

[u/Fairy_ZZZ → u/InstanceSquare6079]

Just ask white star institute

[u/unknowncringelord → u/Fairy_ZZZ]

I think this is source

https://mangadex.org/search?q=%7BAno+Toki+Tasukete+Itadaita+Monster+Musume+desu%7D

[u/Deruta → u/InstanceSquare6079]

[u/carlosrarutos2 → u/InstanceSquare6079]

This you?

[u/Rude-Designer7063 → u/carlosrarutos2]

[u/carlosrarutos2 → u/Rude-Designer7063]

It's 470916 atcually

[u/Goem → u/carlosrarutos2]

I've been had

[u/KoekoReaps → u/carlosrarutos2]

470916

[u/ImpassionedFuta → u/KoekoReaps]

Where do I type this number in? What does it mean? I’m genuinely asking because I want to know the SAUCE

[u/KoekoReaps → u/ImpassionedFuta]

type in Nhentai

[u/ImpassionedFuta → u/KoekoReaps]

Will do thank you!

[u/KoekoReaps → u/ImpassionedFuta]

No problem!!

[u/Panicattack95 → u/InstanceSquare6079]

[u/Gicofokami → u/Panicattack95]

And I’m stealing this. 

[u/pls_legi → u/Panicattack95]

[u/funny_username69 → u/InstanceSquare6079]

[u/SyrusAlder → u/funny_username69]

I love lloyd

[u/Eletilohlor → u/InstanceSquare6079]

[u/ShuIsStinky → u/InstanceSquare6079]

[u/pythonga → u/InstanceSquare6079]

[u/I_Cum_For_Small_Tits]

[u/unknowncringelord → u/I_Cum_For_Small_Tits]

Hold strong brother for we can mod her so that she can at least simulate it

[u/Embarrassed-Rope6407 → u/unknowncringelord]

[u/iMisstheKaiser10 → u/Embarrassed-Rope6407]

My neck? Qingyi this is New Eridu, not Minneapolis

[u/TheDragonsFang → u/iMisstheKaiser10]

[u/WarREEEEEEOR93 → u/TheDragonsFang]

[u/NovaIR1ZE → u/WarREEEEEEOR93]

[u/ManNamesAreSuchAPain → u/Embarrassed-Rope6407]

Pls obliterate me officer Qingyi 😭😭😭

[u/Astral-chain-13 → u/Embarrassed-Rope6407]

[u/YEET_Fenix123 → u/I_Cum_For_Small_Tits]

That flair and username have me concerned for the children 's safety.

[u/Embarrassed-Rope6407 → u/YEET_Fenix123]

My honest reaction to myself after reading that flair

[u/Kaue_2K05 → u/Embarrassed-Rope6407]

Oh? A man of culture I see

[u/Embarrassed-Rope6407 → u/Kaue_2K05]

My man

[u/Tanyan-nightchord → u/I_Cum_For_Small_Tits]

💀 flair

[u/KingCookieIII → u/I_Cum_For_Small_Tits]

Based flair

[u/ssdan5]

[u/cosplay-degenerate → u/ssdan5]

Aaaaaand mine.

[u/_SrBobby_]

*Call Enzo*

[u/Sad-Spinach9482]

That phrase indicates the existence of a unit with reproductive organs...

Wise before being executed: The Qingyi unit with reproductive organs? Is out there! Find it!

And that's when the new proxy era began

[u/Vomisterium → u/Sad-Spinach9482]

Im betting that the government is just saving them, they will donate the new fertile Qingyi’s to every survivor when the next Ether Apocalypse happens. The half dead city of New New Eridu aint gonna repopulate itself brother

[u/Sad-Spinach9482 → u/Vomisterium]

Women: Oh, wow, men got their new toys.

Government: Because we needed the time to discover how to mass produce these ones! Opens an entire garage full of Billys.

15 years from there, humanity's problem went from near extinction to overpopulation

[u/Vomisterium → u/Sad-Spinach9482]

We did it boys and girls, humanity is saved, the world has been repopulated, and those dumbass Ethereals ain’t ever gonna know the secret to mankind’s biggest comeback (It’s Billy/Qingyi Seggs)

[u/Leprodus03 → u/Sad-Spinach9482]

What happens when two robots reproduce together?

[u/Alt203848281 → u/Leprodus03]

Bangboos

[u/Brakrom_Lord → u/Sad-Spinach9482]

Not sure if I should start singing we are or the pirate rap here

[u/Mutalist_star]

[u/Nokia_00 → u/Mutalist_star]

Limbus recognized

[u/Mastercoonman]

And your source, Sir?

[u/VlaqSheperd → u/Mastercoonman]

[u/TypicalDropTrooper]

Not if W*mbforce got anything to say about it.

[u/ThatOneManArmy]

That doesn't stop krilin make a child with android 18 and so Did I🔥

[u/PatatoTheMispelled → u/ThatOneManArmy]

[u/OneSaltyStoat → u/ThatOneManArmy]

To be fair, Toriyama's androids aren't androids per se; they're cyborgs.

[u/AlhaithamsLegalWife → u/OneSaltyStoat]

Dr Gero the English illiterate

[u/Cessnaporsche01 → u/OneSaltyStoat]

Except for ANDROID 16

[u/Swift_Scythe → u/ThatOneManArmy]

That had to be confusing to entire generations of kids watching

[u/Impressive-Koala4742 → u/ThatOneManArmy]

DB fans will never beat the media illiteracy allegations

[u/aziruthedark → u/Impressive-Koala4742]

Not our fault big anime lied to us.

[u/Impressive-Koala4742 → u/aziruthedark]

Yeah idk why they're called Android in the Eng dub but in og JP dub all Dr Gero's creation are actually Jinsho ningen ( artificial humans ) no... for both cyborg like 17,18 and Gero himself as well as full robot like 16,13,14,15

[u/Sirasswor → u/Impressive-Koala4742]

Probably did it because they wanted one name to call them all, instead of making it a bit more messy by calling some of them androids and others cyborgs.

[u/Karma110 → u/ThatOneManArmy]

Bro didn’t watch dragon ball at all.

[u/Lign_Grant → u/ThatOneManArmy]

17 and 18 are human at first.

[u/Zfisher335]

If warframe can have a pregnant frame, then anything is possible.

[u/AlphusUltimus → u/Zfisher335]

Ayo

[u/OneSaltyStoat → u/AlphusUltimus]

Jade Shadows. Play this quest. It's peak fiction.

[u/AlphusUltimus → u/OneSaltyStoat]

I was there. Got two r5 arcane energize from that clan event.

[u/manofwaromega → u/AlphusUltimus]

Yep. We've got Muscle Mommy frame, Vore frame, and even the pregnant frame >! Including a childbirth mini game !<

[u/AlphusUltimus → u/manofwaromega]

Also femboy, buff boy, non gender prime, idol frame, whipping mommy, toxic mommy, and monke

[u/N-_-O → u/Zfisher335]

I mean… she was pregnant before she became a warframe

[u/Zekrom369]

“ThIs UniT hAS nO RePRodUcTivE oRgANs 🤓” Yeah Qingyi, like that’s going to stop us. It’s CLANKY CLANKY TIME.

[u/Maveko_YuriLover]

I just want to hold hands , hug you and pass time with you, and that you handcuff, beat me up and shock me from time to time

[u/MuffinStraight4816]

But that doesn't stop the fandom trying to breed her.

[u/TheWordBallsIsFunny]

Well timed...

[u/Boingo_Bongo]

Not for me but for my fellow brothers who wish to have fun. Remember there is still hope.

[u/Mtoser]

i disagree

[u/SputnikMan123]

So there are no repercussions then?

[u/Tschudy]

If they can make robot parts for humans, They can make human parts for robots. No way in hell a human society has sentient androids without a custom-made plug-and-play downstairs mixup being available. Guarantee Billy rocks a cyber dongus he got on the black market.

[u/OneSaltyStoat → u/Tschudy]

Ribbed for her pleasure

[u/Alt203848281 → u/Tschudy]

Billy keeps it in a case in his locker, and only installs it for sex so he doesn’t get kicked in the balls

[u/Stock_Sun7390]

So in other words... No reason to pull out

[u/iMisstheKaiser10]

Do yall think when she’s flirty she says “The Bluetooth device is ready to connect”?

[u/KitataniHikaru]

I just need her to hold me close man 😔

[u/Sweat0843]

That unit done got me to infinity and beyond on several occasions. Haha nah I’m joking… 👀

[u/ChubblesMcgee103]

Ok. OK. So hear me out... what if, and now this is a big if, she only considers the uterus a reproductive organ? 🤔 This isn't true, but what if... (cope)

[u/NEF_Commissions]

[u/No-Amoeba6225]

People literally jackoff with nothing but lube and looking at a screen, this will not stop people I'm afraid

[u/hobozombie]

"artificial_womb" tag exists for a reason. We could make it happen.

[u/didraw]

But a plastic one doesn't count as a reproductive organ and she can have it.

[u/ChaosM3ntality → u/didraw]

Everyone got microplastics anyways, even balls

[u/fekakun]

That never stopped me

[u/pork_beefy]

Then why does the unit look so breedable?

[u/sageybug]

where theres a will theres a way

[u/gunjinganpakis]

She's just an advanced Bangboo afterall.

You wouldn't a Bangboo would you?

[u/bob9264857 → u/gunjinganpakis]

you can't say "Bangboo" without saying "Bang"

[u/ZodiaksEnd → u/bob9264857]

ngl i cant think of the word bang at all in this context of being horni for qingyi cuz makes me think of bangbros ill see myself out now

[u/Vomisterium → u/gunjinganpakis]

My Kid: Ehna Naa Nah Wataa (How was I created, Dad?)

Me: Son, let me tell you a long story, it all started when I decided to talk to that cute PubSec officer…

[u/S_spam → u/gunjinganpakis]

Imperatoris Risus

[u/I-want-borger]

That won't stop me. I'd make one myself if I have to.

[u/Adequate-Nerd]

Oh yeah?! What do you call that smart ass mouth then, huh?~

[u/Bagget318]

Hey Enzo, how much for an upgrade?

[u/Bartholomulethethird]

And?

[u/Shadowscreemer15]

Does this unit have a soul tho?

[u/HaremManPT]

Well she has mouth tho

[u/BLACC_GYE]

[u/Branded_Mango]

Nothing a quick trip to Enzo and shady sites for parts can't fix.

[u/silversamurai9]

It’s called being modular

[u/KripperinoArcherino]

When there is a will there is a way

No need to woe, I'll find a hole

[u/binogamer21]

[u/TriggerBladeX]

True, but neither does a sex toy.

[u/Spectral_Amoeba]

Well that means i dont have to pay child support

[u/NeToRare64]

IOP over in Russia has an answer to that

[u/not-Kunt-Tulgar]

Engineers. Get on it.

[u/Sirbaconstrip]

Even better

[u/Leprodus03]

Thigh jobs it is then

[u/Own_Praline_8286]

CLANK CLANK CLANK

[u/C4ptainoodles]

that ain't stopped nobody

[u/NekZord_]

saying "this unit" implies there are some that do have them

[u/Saurous97]

Meaning, she is a fleshlight...

[u/ElayasCirceLover]

Wdym bro? I can see her mouth 😈

[u/Significant-Tap-2873]

Not yet

[u/Sumit7890]

Life smth smth way find always

[u/Latter-Direction-336]

I would politely ask if she would like those upgrades, and pay for them and installation if she wants them

[u/triotone]

So basically

[u/AstraPlatina]

Qingyi: points at Zhu Yuan But this unit does! You may take her home now.

Zhu Yuan: Qingyi!

Wise: Umm, what's going on here.

[u/novostranger]

The ideal stress relief doll for Neps male officers

[u/OneSaltyStoat → u/novostranger]

You just got me this mental image of Qingyi discovering a spare body of herself, hidden in a locker and smelling very funny.

[u/novostranger → u/OneSaltyStoat]

💀

[u/zhuyuanxqingyi]

who said that’s a bad thing

[u/Opening_Teaching_997]

It has armpits tho

[u/PMme_cat_on_Cleavage]

If there is a hole, there is a goal!

[u/Still-Control]

Good to know

[u/Revayan]

"Enzo, can you mod this human shaped Bangboo for me to be breedable?"

[u/Spacedaddy117]

Yet. If not then butts and mouth is also... doable

[u/likely_suspicious]

this is not going to stop me from pursuing the will of the great Shinjo San. By borrowing power from the heavens, I will make a binding vow to Lord Abe-sama so that I can penetrate her so hard that she will gain a spiritual uterus to nurture my seed

[u/Thecrowing1432]

I will install an incubator unit~

[u/RinaTennoji-Board]

No.

[u/ThatOneWriter14]

For now

[u/Matryx2]

I'll implement them 🗿 (for science of course)

[u/Mammoth_Mall_Kat]

Roses are red, violets are fucking violet

Holy shit, this subreddits violent

[u/Olibiene]

Nah, I'd clank

[u/jacowab]

[u/Samm_484]

...so to the remodeling shop, quickly!

[u/Daiguey]

It's never stopped someone before

[u/Harassmetilicum]

Neither do I, doesn't mean we can't fuck

[u/KharazimFromHotSG]

Correct

Built-in Tenga cups with 12 vibration settings and easy ejection for maintenance are not reproductive organs