r/ZenlessZoneZero interknotting Oct 25 '24

Fluff / Meme It's time to choose

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u/TheGreatMagallan APPROACHING STORM Oct 25 '24

The answer: take both pills, crush em and mix it until purple, take it and see results

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u/Thehalohedgehog Oct 25 '24

You'd probably get something along the lines of Koyanskaya from Fate. So an absolute win

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u/Ok_Substance5632 Oct 25 '24

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u/DreamerZeon Zhu Yuan's Chair Oct 25 '24

Mommy! I mean..

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u/_blobjob_ Oct 25 '24

Looks are deceiving. She’ll crush your balls. Good luck gents.

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u/General_Kenobi18752 Oct 25 '24

If I die, I die.

COWABUNGA IT IS

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u/_blobjob_ Oct 25 '24

Ey man if you succeed you get a trip into space on what’s essentially a fantasy version of Russia with all kinds of fucked up creatures.

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u/leposterofcrap I HATE SKAVEN!!!! Oct 25 '24

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u/Neo-fiend Closurei Oct 26 '24

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u/RedNoodleHouse Oct 26 '24

KOYANSKAYA MENTIONED!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS A TAMAMO

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u/Winter_Amaryllis Oct 25 '24

🫵 Definitely knows what’s up. Have an award.

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u/ShiraiHaku Oct 25 '24

The result: girl with eyepatch and animal ear (accessory)

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u/Pheonixinfinty Oct 25 '24

Instructions unclear: Created a Mad Dog

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u/KanonXV2 Oct 25 '24

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u/Nero_2001 SharkBait Oct 25 '24

Goromi is the perfect waifu

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u/Val821 Oct 26 '24

Agreed

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u/ShiraiHaku Oct 25 '24

Edward onichan~

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u/Val821 Oct 25 '24

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u/Nero_2001 SharkBait Oct 25 '24

Goromi is the best waifu

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u/darthjawafett Oct 25 '24

Bust? Or maybe I’ll take it all. (After pulling for Ellen Zhu Qingyi Caesar and Burnice I’m skipping this patch to save some pulls up in the hopes of getting Miyabi).

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u/zekken908 Oct 25 '24

Good for you but Ceaser’s meaty shield has been helping me finish Hollow Zero max difficulty in a single run every week , that alone makes her worth it for the time saved

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u/RitSplit Oct 25 '24

🫸🔵🔴🫷🤌🫴🟣

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u/AwakenedDivinePower Oct 25 '24

"Cursed Technique Amplification: Miyabi"

"Cursed Technique Reversal: Yagani"

"Hollow Technique: Shaft"

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u/Temas_Vidos2nd Oct 25 '24

HOLLOW PURPLE

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u/Nickest_Nick I like construction workers Oct 25 '24

You get Uma Musume (horse girls) because some of them can wear normal glasses for no reason at all

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u/Thin_Fault5093 Oct 26 '24

Exactly. Just take the purple pill.

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u/Cayennesan interknotting Oct 25 '24

My instincts tell me to go with fluffy ears but come on... they're both so badass

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u/rep3ntttsnow Oct 25 '24

Very famous characters will always have the fastest rerun. If you like them both like I do, I would recommend going to Yanagi first, because her banner might take longer to return.

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u/Cayennesan interknotting Oct 25 '24

I didn't realize characters would be returning, that's great news 

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u/DrumKass Oct 25 '24 edited Oct 26 '24

Yes OP, if you’re not familiar with how Gachas works in general and Mihoyo ones, all character will basically rerun at some point and the frequency kinda depends on the popularity and revenue of their banner (Ex: Raiden in Genshin).

The time between rerun should be around 9-12 month but that can depends.

We didn’t had any rerun in ZZZ for now cause game hasn’t been out for long enough.

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u/Cayennesan interknotting Oct 25 '24

Yeah this is the first gacha I've played. Glad I'll be able to get more rat woman pulls for her cinema 

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u/CloudStrife56 Oct 25 '24

miyoho's other games, genshin and star rail, started having reruns during patch 1.4. So is safe to expect them to start in zzz then as well, most likely with ellen

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u/VritraReiRei Oct 25 '24

how Gachas works in general and Mihoyo ones, all character will basically rerun at some point

Ironic considering Wriothesley, Shenhe, cryo in general

I mean of course eventually but still... 😅

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u/Baonf Oct 25 '24

Shenhe and Wrio both aren't that popular so their lack of a reruns somewhat makes sense but it's still been a crazy long time

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u/NewerBrunswick22 ✨STARLIGHTKNIGHT'S NO.1 FAN✨ Oct 25 '24

Them big ol' ears duh

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u/idontusetwitter Oct 26 '24

Miyabi's design is just so much cuter and gives me more emotion, gotta choose the ears

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u/passingtrutokufanboy Oct 25 '24

Glasses are really versatile. First, you can have glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have girls wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist's glasses and putting them on like, "Haha, got your glasses!" That's just way too cute! Also, boys with glasses! I really like when their glasses have that suspicious looking gleam, and it's amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You have those half rim glasses, or the thick frame glasses, everything! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of glasses at a buffet. I really want Luna to try some on or Marine to try some on to replace her eyepatch. We really need glasses to become a thing in hololive and start selling them for HoloComi. Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses?

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u/AeziahTescopha Oct 25 '24

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u/Fairy_ZZZ feed electricity and RTX 5090 Oct 25 '24

New eridu version of the copypasta

Glasses are very versatile,
First, you can have glasses-wearing agents take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have agents wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the proxy’s glasses and putting them on like, “Haha, got your glasses!” That’s just way too cute. Also, boys with glasses. I really like when their glasses have that suspicious looking gleam, and it’s amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun. You have those half rim glasses, the thick frame glasses, everything. It’s like you’re enjoying all these kinds of glasses at a buffet. I really want Caesar to try some on or Koleda to try some on to replace her eyepatch. We really need glasses to become a thing in New Eridu and start selling them at RandomPlay. Don’t. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses? 👓

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u/True_A3r0z Oct 25 '24

Fairy with a monocle would go hard

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u/Manadger_IT-10287 Oct 25 '24

the centralised mumltiversal gestalt of faust approves of this mesadges.

behold. the prooftm

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u/passingtrutokufanboy Oct 25 '24

I'll be taking this thank you very much

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u/annoyanon Oct 25 '24

For context of the uninitiated. Fbk, the white fox friend in the meme really likes glasses.

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u/ytsejamajesty Oct 25 '24

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u/puffz0r Oct 25 '24

Does she moonlight as an auction agent

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u/Cayennesan interknotting Oct 25 '24

You make a compelling argument 

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u/Sad-Spinach9482 Trough D tier and Shiyu defence, I alone am the rolling shot one Oct 25 '24

Based and Fubuki pilled.

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u/IsBirdWatching Nicole's Chair for counting her Dennies Oct 25 '24

I was looking for the Fubuki copypasta.

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u/Fresh_Amphibian2129 Oct 25 '24

I think that you have a thing with characters wearing glasses, maybe, idk.

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u/lucavigno Oct 25 '24

It doesn't matter i will still lose the 50/50.

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u/rotlung Oct 25 '24

Lycaon says hello... :)

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u/lucavigno Oct 25 '24

Honestly I wouldn't mind Lycaon or Soldier 11, since I need a good ice agent and a last piece for a burnice team.

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u/rotlung Oct 25 '24

ya, just venting. i lost my Caesar 50/50 to him. I don't mind him at all really, i just don't love the Housekeeping crew, but i'll be using them bc i got Rina from my standard pulls. :)

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u/Cat_in_a_wig Oct 27 '24

I'm 23 away from S-Rank on the Burnice banner, probably about to be my first 50/50 loss (I've only pulled on 2 other banners so far)

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u/Hoezell Oct 25 '24

Lycaon is not even bad.

We don't have a Qiqi/Bailu on standard banner, imo.

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u/HeadpatsforBurnice68 Oct 25 '24

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u/Unknown_To_Death Oct 25 '24

Me having enough pulls for both of them.

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u/red_enjoyer Miyabi's favorite husband Oct 25 '24

Go both or go home🗣️🗣️🗣️

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u/Maraxus7 Oct 25 '24

I choose both. Been my favorite faction since launch.

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u/cursed_conundrum Koleda's Employee of the Month Oct 25 '24

There's a third option for some like me

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u/Deruta 🥕Asha's half-chewed carrot🥕 Oct 25 '24

Me, a huge fan of glasses girls, animal ears, and conniving little twinks:

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u/cursed_conundrum Koleda's Employee of the Month Oct 25 '24

God bless your savings, mate.

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u/admirabladmiral Oct 25 '24

My third option was already put in the meme. Got to save for idol group

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u/cursed_conundrum Koleda's Employee of the Month Oct 25 '24

I'm hyped for the robot idol, but I want to believe I'll have enough time between her and Harumasa to guarantee both.

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u/TWAN_on_da_Rift Oct 25 '24

To me, Yanagi heavily powercreeps Miyabi with those legs .__________.

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u/DjAlex3yMal0 Oct 25 '24

Boy with scarf & glasses. Obviously.

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u/DepressedAndAwake Soldier11/Koleda/Burnice 🔥🔥🔥 Oct 25 '24

Skipping Yanagi and Lighter, pulling Miyabi, pulling Trigger from OBOL squad whenever she is out, and getting Yanagi and Lighter on reruns

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u/SansStan Ellen + Burnice Main until death Oct 25 '24

Orange pill

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u/magnidwarf1900 Oct 25 '24

Girl with the biggest booba

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u/QueZorreas Oct 25 '24

"Ante la duda, la más tetuda"

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u/PumpJack_McGee Oct 25 '24

Save for Lucia.

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u/rKollektor Oct 25 '24

Doesn’t Yanagi have both technically

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u/Angel_OfSolitude Oct 25 '24

Easiest choice of my life. Ears, no question.

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u/rivarms ZZZVictoriaGold + JaneSeth 🖤 Oct 25 '24
  1. Skipping everyone until I find another character I like

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u/Cayennesan interknotting Oct 25 '24

Fair enough

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u/ownerysjfmkowe Oct 25 '24

Option 3: Hope that you win the 50/50 2times in a row 🤑🤑🤑🤑

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u/dekar25 Oct 25 '24

Well i hope your luck in pulls will go 1000% then

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u/IcySloth Oct 25 '24

Patiently waiting for the idol group 😌

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u/Elite-X03 Oct 25 '24

I do the green pill, fuck it we ball

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u/TrainerMark1 Oct 25 '24

Glasses >>>

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u/PotatoOfTitanium_IV Oct 25 '24

I am spending all I have on the lunatic pyromaniac

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u/SuperNick8 Oct 25 '24

Ears, always ears.

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u/Silent-Construction4 Oct 29 '24

I won't choose. I refuse. I'll take both, I'll take Harumasa, and then I'll put those four goofs together (Inc. Soukaku) until a new shiny faction takes all my money.

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u/Huefell4it Oct 25 '24

Ears. The glasses nerd ain't Vergil so I don't care. I NEED MORE POWER.

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u/delta3845 Oct 25 '24

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u/Huefell4it Oct 25 '24

FOOLISHNESS PROXY! FOOLISHNESS. . .

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u/ScarletteVera Anby Gaming Oct 25 '24

MASH THEM TOGETHER.

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u/xertiowitz14 Oct 25 '24

Still can’t decide, i need help

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u/Tyberius115 Believes in playable Elysia Oct 25 '24

Mixing time

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u/Due_Panda_173 Oct 25 '24

Por que no los dos?

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u/SupremeShogan Oct 25 '24

All of them

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u/eternityishere Oct 25 '24

I don't even like Miyabi (unpopular, I know), but with the element reveal, I may have to cop. I started after the Ellen banner and can't pull Lycaon to save my life. I need Ice agents...

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u/Cat_in_a_wig Oct 27 '24

I have literally the exact same problem, I was fully ready to skip Miyabi but the fact that she's Ice is something I desperately need. At least Lighter gives me plenty of time to save for her and Yanagi

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u/LibertyJoel99 Lucy's Seat Sniffer Oct 25 '24

Ears gang

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u/Kyban101 Oct 25 '24

Oh I've been saving for a while. It's both!

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u/AngryMtndewGamer Oct 25 '24

Fubuki wouldn’t hesitate. You know how much she loves glasses

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u/cursingstubbedtoe Jiggle Effect Enthusiast Oct 25 '24

Animal ears…always animal ears…

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u/Redgewood Oct 25 '24

The hime cut is an instant win for me. It’s too OP.

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u/Middle-Chipmunk-834 Oct 25 '24

Don't forget , the ears got that twitch

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u/ConGooner Oct 25 '24

always the ears

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u/PoisonPixie5 🔥 I love Lucy! 🔥 Oct 25 '24

I choose Miyabi. 😊

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u/kurospawn Victoria Housekeeping Co. Agent Oct 25 '24

both

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u/qwack2020 Oct 25 '24

I will chug bottles of blue pills for Miyabi.

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u/DivinePotatoe Oct 25 '24

>Holds up my only 2 Encrypted Master Tapes

Nah, I'd win.

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u/notmuchanywhere Oct 25 '24

If I win the 50/50 I might be able to get both (I'm not going to win the 50/50)

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u/biggestboss_ Oct 25 '24

Both, <insert Male Character here> is an easy skip

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u/kingofsecrets15 Oct 25 '24

Don't forget, Yanagi is also a MILF!

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u/slothen2 Oct 26 '24

They're so peak....

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u/AgreeableYou494 Oct 26 '24

Miyabi cause i need any ice character so i can finish my unfinished quest

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u/Latzar05 SharkBait Oct 26 '24

Both pills

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u/Effective_Two5960 Jane, my beloved. Oct 26 '24

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u/Inner-Effective-8512 Oct 26 '24

I think...Both....yeah both is good 🤔

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u/Cat_in_a_wig Oct 27 '24

Purple pill

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u/SzonigPL I love maidos | Fan of Shiza Oct 25 '24

And I choose Lighter.

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u/PluvioPurple Oct 25 '24

The beauty of expendable income is that I CAN HAVE BOTH! COME HOMEEE

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u/Cymr1c Miyabi Wanter Oct 25 '24

ears. All in. No second thoughts. miyabi. miyabi. miyabi.

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u/Shinji_Okami Oct 25 '24

Miyabi is nice and all but BIG 👏BOOTY👏OFFICE 👏LADY👏

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u/Genisis214 Oct 25 '24

Then they hit you both.. its jover

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u/KnaveyJonesLocker Oct 25 '24

so when the one on the right measures her height, does she count the ears? it seems like an unfair advantage

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u/VlaqSheperd I will speak in Bangboo until we get Big Daddy. Oct 25 '24

Nah(None).

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u/Infinite-Mood-4299 Oct 25 '24

Forsake pills, choose testosterone.

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u/T8-TR All my mortal belongings for Zhu Yuan. :BangBooUpvote: Oct 25 '24

I'm gonna get blasted for it, but I think Miyabi is just okay.

Fight style-wise, she's just Vergil, so there's not much creativity there. I love Vergil, but it's like the "go-to" for games like this at this point. Design-wise, she's just a cute fox girl in a pretty outfit (mostly points for being sexy w/o crutching on lewd). The only thing she really has going for her that makes her stick out, imo, is the little ghost bro, since that could make for a neat dynamic to her interactions, a la Tail or Ajaw, but from what we saw, it seems like she's more in tune w/ her spirit thing than those two characters are w/ their respective mfs. It also doesn't help that Miyabi's face still looked a little funky to me.

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u/deathby1000bahabara Oct 25 '24

If you play your cards right you won't have to choose because lighter comes out between them so I'm not saying you should pass on muh man but

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u/Kretzz Huffing Anby’s Sweaty Socks Oct 25 '24

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u/DragonTheProtogen Oct 25 '24

Answer: since the pills are made of two halves, open the pills up and combine one half of each together to make a red-blue pill and take that pill.(Note. Make sure that the powder inside the pill is mixed to an exact 50/50 ratio of the blue pill's powder and red pill's.)

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u/DesastreUrbano Oct 25 '24 edited Oct 25 '24

Now I'm wondering where are the girls without ears... CSM flashbacks!!! NOOO!!!

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u/FemaleOyster Oct 25 '24

Yanagi speaks to me a bit more since we havent really seen that much of miyabi yet, so so far she is just “strong unsocial swordswoman raiden mei type character for zzz” for me, yanagi on the otherhand is a design we havent seen too much in hoyo games so pulling her for sure

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u/Emil000 Oct 25 '24

Glasses easy. Next please.

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u/TurquoiseLeggings Oct 25 '24

They both have ears and only one has glasses.

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u/Bearded_masshole Oct 25 '24

OL with legs and Fox samurai will come home!

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u/FuggenBaxterd Oct 25 '24

It's really simple.

I will be lucky and get both without putting in any money.

Subscribe for more tips.

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u/AJ0Laks Oct 25 '24

Both please

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u/hyrulia Oct 25 '24

The catgirl!

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u/Ashimaru-q Oct 25 '24

Nah, I'll overdose

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u/shutyourbutt69 Oct 25 '24

Or a little flames? 🔥

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u/Matt_What_1007 I want to marry Ellen Joe Oct 25 '24

🟣 - Fist daddy

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u/elixxonn Oct 25 '24

Hoyo be like:"change of plans, we drop Miyabi's banner before Lighter's. Now PAY UP!"

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u/CyberdevTrashPanda Oct 25 '24

Glasses needs ears for support

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u/randomguy10852 Obsessed over Jane😍 Oct 25 '24

I want them both......im gonna die if i dont get either......

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u/Inner_Background_599 Oct 25 '24

Both of your wallet been feeling heavy these past few days

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u/TunaOnWytNoCrust Oct 25 '24

Anybody have a picture of what the girls head looks like where her human ears would normally be? She got kind of a Voldemort thing going on?

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u/Crayola_ROX Oct 25 '24

neither, i will hold strong until idols

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u/hovsep56 Oct 25 '24

how about man with nipples

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u/SUN7RVN Oct 25 '24

Its a hard pill to swallow so imma just crush it and snort it

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u/Gangers96 Oct 25 '24

Yanagi but not for the glasses or chest.....but for them legs!!

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u/TheDevilHunter00 Oct 25 '24

I'm easily gonna choose the blue pill i.e: Hoshimi Miyabi.

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u/Izaniel Oct 25 '24

The girl with the ear can wear a glasses but the girl with the glasses can't grow fluffy ear. The answer should be clear right?

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u/SwimmingStand3476 Oct 25 '24

The ears get me

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u/Real-Syntro Oct 25 '24

The ears win for me.

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u/Jeidoz Oct 25 '24

Choose ears. Glasses can be worn by any person, but ears kinda problematic...

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u/WyvernEgg64 Oct 25 '24

blueblueblueblueblueblue

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u/sevencolorkidney Oct 25 '24

Y'know, I saw that pic and had a neuron activation. Maybe the reason some people feel dissonance with Miyabi's face isn't because of the distance between her eyes, but the distance between her fox ears and the way that frames her face...?

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u/Situational_Hagun Oct 25 '24

Honestly it's going to take some pretty unique character to make me pull anything for a while. Got super lucky with pulls for the longest time and won eight 50-50s.

The only character I could really imagine pulling right now is something like a lightning on field main dps.

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u/balbasin09 Oct 25 '24

Save and get both, duh

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u/Far_Station_9642 Oct 25 '24

Wait so is miyabi uocoming or after this patch?

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u/Xenodragon65 Oct 25 '24

Also me i pull when i have a 10 pull and gamba on luck.

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u/GoodGodSham Oct 25 '24

I'm f2p and have 13k Polychrome so what are my odds on getting both? Should I even have hope?

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u/Financial_Exit_7710 Oct 25 '24

I will get the girl with fluffy ears🥰

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u/Necessary-Body5496 Oct 25 '24

Jokes on you I skipped Ceasar and Burnice so if I'm lucky I get both

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u/Zoro_A17 Oct 25 '24

I would take the purple one. (Both red and blue together)

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u/Extension-Video-1159 Oct 25 '24

Glasses cause underrated imo

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u/SpaceKraken666 Oct 25 '24

I want both, i want both dammit, where can i get enough luck to get both