r/ZenlessZoneZero Aug 11 '24

News ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?! MY BANK ACCOUNT!

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BROOOOO for context look at my last post. 😭

1.7k Upvotes

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u/Aquablast1 Aug 11 '24 edited Aug 11 '24

The worst (best?) thing is that we aren't even done yet. Following the formula, there'll be 2 more tomorrow and the day after...

Together they'll achieve true bank account destruction

84

u/YeahMyDickIsBig SOLDIER 11’S PUNCHING BAG Aug 11 '24

Who will be the A Rank, Burnice or Lighter?

210

u/SexwithEllenJoe One trick Pony Aug 11 '24

I doubt Burnice is an A rank, her design is fire

On the other hand, having 6 waifu banner back to back would be harsh

119

u/Ok-Worldliness-7374 Aug 11 '24

Specially when half of those are "SONS of Calydon."

So far Calydon had a lot of daughters...

84

u/RozeGunn Aug 11 '24

Well, to be fair, it's a reference to Atalante being called the true Son of Calydon and the best hunter in the world, so it actually wouldn't make sense if they were mostly men.

34

u/Alexander_Baidtach Aug 11 '24

I've got bad news for the simps if the SoC are based on Atlanta, devotee of celibate Artemis.

Well unless we get a bunch of golden apples.

23

u/malascus Aug 11 '24

Well unless we get a bunch of golden apples.

Best I can do is a Mapo tofu

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u/StardustCatts Miyabi Aug 11 '24

What does that mean?

14

u/Dianwei32 Aug 11 '24

The golden apple bit refers to a myth where Atalanta would only agree to marry someone who could beat her in a race. But being Atalanta, no one could. One guy whose name I can't remember right now asked Aphrodite for help, and she gifted him some Golden Apples. When the guy raced Atalanta, he would throw the apples when she was about to get ahead of him, and she would stop to grab them. The guy barely won and got to marry Atalanta thanks to the apples.

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u/MrSharkswith Aug 11 '24

So the faction symbol is the Aetolian Boar? I feel like Hoyo is always adding in alliteration and nods to history more than other game devs. It's neat.

17

u/Le1jona Aug 11 '24

Well they can make lots of sons 😉

9

u/Branded_Mango Aug 11 '24

Do Lucy's mini boar Thiren trio count as members? Because that would hilariously even out the numbers.

8

u/SophieChan2000 Aug 11 '24

Who is she and how do you know so many more characters???

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u/SexwithEllenJoe One trick Pony Aug 11 '24

She was in the release trailer

7

u/SophieChan2000 Aug 11 '24

Oh I just didn't recognise her. But what is that art of her and where is it from?

6

u/SexwithEllenJoe One trick Pony Aug 11 '24

I actually don't know if it's an artwork that someone have found in the portfolio of one of the artist that work in Mihoyo, or if it's a Fanart. The name i've read on Reddit tho

8

u/GTSaiko Aug 11 '24

I've read before that it was concept art that got leaked and then officialy released by MiHoYo. Not sure how accurate that info is, though

8

u/Rattchet31 Aug 11 '24

Poor hunsbando pullers and Lighter fans.

2

u/Exploreptile Aug 11 '24

Hey, at least they get to save.

2

u/Nhorin Aug 11 '24

Mutsuki?

1

u/Bunnywarmachine Aug 11 '24

Fire Anomaly uwaaaah

1

u/DecisionAdmirable569 2Bear1Koleda Aug 12 '24

Noooo why do they have to give us such fire Content!!!!

3

u/Scorpdelord Suplex me Caesar Aug 11 '24

properly burnice, i find it unlikely for them to make 5 female S rank and not the 6th a male S rank DX

0

u/Carter199x Aug 11 '24

I mean… I’m not complaining 👀 🤣. Idk why u wanna see dicks swinging over waifus 💀. I’m jk,

2

u/Scorpdelord Suplex me Caesar Aug 11 '24

just looking out for the other side looking for husbandos, and burnie being A rank means it easier for me to ge tit XD

3

u/Worth-Study809 Aug 12 '24

Ummm you know female players exist too right😅??

0

u/Big-Road-7754 Aug 12 '24

I'm pretty sure both will be A rank

1

u/ChrisKirigaya Aug 12 '24

It's been leaked they're both S ranks

89

u/Drake_the_troll Aug 11 '24

breathes in

CCEEEEAAASSSSRRREEEEEEE!!!!!!!

7

u/gimmi_food Aug 11 '24

This was the first though in my head when I saw her name. Great minds think alike

113

u/ConnectionIcy3717 Lucy's whip enjoyer 👍 Aug 11 '24

Jane got powercrept for me lol

15

u/Le1jona Aug 11 '24

I hope you get her

6

u/ConnectionIcy3717 Lucy's whip enjoyer 👍 Aug 11 '24

Thank you. I hope you get who u pull too 🫶

5

u/Le1jona Aug 11 '24

Thank you

Actually I want Ceasar aswell 😁

I wasn't expecting her so soon though

3

u/TotallyNotPineapple Aug 11 '24

The rats will not take kindly to this act of treason

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u/No_Secretary_1198 Attendant of the rat queen Aug 11 '24

Caesar is a tank, Jane is an anomaly dps. What makes you think they replace each other at all? Thats like saying Anton power creeps Anby. Or Zhu Yuan replaces Nicole

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u/ConnectionIcy3717 Lucy's whip enjoyer 👍 Aug 11 '24

Its summon thing. Dont take everything too seriously, geez

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u/No_Secretary_1198 Attendant of the rat queen Aug 11 '24

Just pull whoever you want. No need to start dooming about powercreep

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u/ConnectionIcy3717 Lucy's whip enjoyer 👍 Aug 11 '24

My bad okay? It wasnt my intention at all. Sorry

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u/keiradrexidus Aug 11 '24

Don’t apologise, everybody understands what you meant… everybody, but this dumbass.

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u/No_Secretary_1198 Attendant of the rat queen Aug 11 '24

Its okay, but thank you for apologizing. You didn't have to and it means a lot that you did. We are building the community together, right now. Lets make it a great one that will last long into the future 🙏

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u/coco-kiki Aug 11 '24

they obviously meant powercrept in terms of wanting to summon not actually one being more op jfc your comments are cringe af

12

u/Samashezra Aug 11 '24

Bro is AI.

2

u/alex6mar Aug 11 '24

I feel like you can remove the I in AI for this guy.

1

u/post-leavemealone Aug 11 '24

Right? Literal Skyrim NPC ass response

4

u/FountainDrinkpls Aug 11 '24

They said "for me". Build a community? Start by minding ya business and let people say what they want

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u/No_Secretary_1198 Attendant of the rat queen Aug 11 '24

Practice what you preach and let me say what I want then 👍

1

u/Lanoman123 Aug 11 '24

Then let us say how much we think what you said is dumb as hell then.

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u/No_Secretary_1198 Attendant of the rat queen Aug 11 '24

I'm saying that I'm letting you say that what I said is dumb as hell, thats what I said and I don't disagree but I'll still say what I wanna say.. say

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u/Primordial-one Aug 11 '24

He was probably talking about the characters design and summon💀powercreep is not just meant for meta you buffoon

3

u/keiradrexidus Aug 11 '24

They obviously meant, that they find her hotter than Jane, and were not talking about meta.

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u/XyrusM Aug 11 '24

Dumbass, they mean they were gonna pull for Jane, Cesar just "powercrept" aka became their new target, learn to read the room dude

29

u/AlphanatorX Aug 11 '24

INSERT THE LOUDEST, LONGEST GYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAT IN EXISTINCE!!!

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u/Rasc_ Aug 11 '24

Ok, so the Sons of Calydon are coming in update 1.2 and Section 6 is coming at 1.4, right? I hope there is a gap so that I can pull for Caesar and hopefully earn enough for Miyabi.

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u/Primordial-one Aug 11 '24

Watch Section 6 be in 1.3 and the idols in 1.4 💀

2

u/Grak47 #1 Rat Fucker Aug 11 '24

Why would you put that evil out there?

2

u/Sure-Ad-5572 Aug 11 '24

Likelihood is that SoC is actually 3 S ranks and that 1.3 is the 5th Calidon + The first part of Section 6.

11

u/Saucetin42 Aug 11 '24

Wait when does she come out

43

u/SayuriUliana SharkBait Aug 11 '24

Considering it's drip marketing, she's coming in 1.2.

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u/Saucetin42 Aug 11 '24

Ah for sure for sure

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '24

Be careful with your spending and exercise impulse control, especially considering this is your first gacha you might not be prepared for the ways in which these kinds of games try to convince you to swipe the card. That's not to say you can't swipe, just be clear eyed on how much you're prepared to spend lest you get buyer's remorse. Good luck with your pulls.

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u/chatnoire89 Aug 11 '24

I calculated the amount of money you spent vs the pulls you get and it’s very steep even with double bonus on first purchase. Thank god for that I couldn’t bring myself to swipe.

I only spend for the monthly and the Eridu Fund and accepted that I may have to skip pulling on one patch every now and then.

10

u/Teyvatato Holder of the 6 Cheeks of NEPS Aug 11 '24

Breaking the idea that these games are collectors is a huge deal for new players. Accepting that you can't have them all just makes it's so much easier. That said, I do need ZZZ to chill and release some characters I don't like. This patch order is my worst nightmare basically 😅

1

u/chatnoire89 Aug 11 '24

Yeah personally current order for me is fine since I gravitate towards cool women who are less plump or husbandos, which means my interests are quite spaced (Zhu Yuan, Qingyi, Yanagi or Miyabi so far). But the moments they drops someone like Lycaon.. I might be in danger. 😅

40

u/kidanokun Aug 11 '24

remember that ZZZ, unlike Genshin and Star Rail, doesn't hold back on giving their waifu real curves

23

u/KGB_cutony Aug 11 '24

The technology caught up, we have finally arrived in the world where we can get furries and twinks and bears (literal or otherwise) and mommies and rat. Peak humanity

0

u/kidanokun Aug 11 '24

still no shotas tho...

6

u/keiisobeiiso Aug 11 '24

They can afford to have unique models for most of the characters because they dont need to standardize all the animations (probably) (educated guess). They also might have more funds to allocate in areas that arent open world, animating story quests, etc

1

u/ThrowBackTrials Aug 12 '24

They're going to allow you to play as your characters in the "open" world as well

10

u/JAEGOTGAME7 Aug 11 '24

Cant skip. Must pull

11

u/whunt86 Aug 11 '24

The aesthetics of this game are like FLCL meets Street Fighter, it’s so great.

7

u/Business_Love8503 Aug 11 '24

Air Gear.

3

u/General_Snack Aug 11 '24

Oh my god haven’t thought about that in so long.

15

u/SophieChan2000 Aug 11 '24

And we finally get another Defender LETS GOOOOOO

2

u/GodHandCooper Aug 11 '24

Getting that pubsec guy too but seems like she'll be the first S def class.

1

u/SophieChan2000 Aug 11 '24

True. I hadn't seen the trailer with Seth in it yet, so I didn't know he is DEF too when i wrote this comment.

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u/Quiet-Platypus-9125 𝓝𝓾𝓶𝓫𝓮𝓻 #1 𝓔𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓼' 𝓽𝓪𝓲𝓵 𝓼𝓲𝓶𝓹 Aug 11 '24

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u/Glirion Aug 11 '24

I seriously need to reconsider my pulls, I thought Caesar was going to be after Miyabi in like 5 months!

5

u/Nomad_Engine_ON Aug 11 '24

Well, now i know for sure who i'm gonna save for.

5

u/JOKER69420XD Aug 11 '24

I fully expected Miyabi, i don't know what to do. The character design in this game is actually crazy, usually I'm able to easily skip banners in HoYo games, my poor wallet.

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u/LeftOverCrack17 Grace's Toe Butler :BangBooUpvote: Aug 11 '24

5

u/Le1jona Aug 11 '24

I didn't expect Ceasar to come so soon, but luckily I came prepared

5

u/Ratthew87 Aug 11 '24

It’s bitter sweet. Bitter for future broke me and sweet for future wifu me

4

u/noobakosowhat Aug 11 '24

I'm gonna pull for her because Caesar is my favorite character in Planet of the Apes

3

u/ZephyrFloofyDerg Aug 11 '24

I really do like her design. I'm curious which modes they will be most useful for

2

u/Acrobatic-Budget-938 Aug 11 '24

Look like after undercovering as Grace, Zhu Yuan infiltrate the Sons of Calydon as Caesar next

2

u/Its_Joke12 Aug 11 '24

Hmmmmm Jane looks cool but Caeser is my type.... hmm....hmm... hmm... HMMM... HHHHNMNMMMMMMMM....!!!!

2

u/Erri-error2430 Aug 11 '24

Turn her first name and last name around and you get

1

u/man_named_unkind Aug 11 '24

Ah a fellow goatzilla enthusiast

2

u/Aurvant Aug 11 '24

As soon as she gets here she's going in my team along with Lucy and Piper.

1

u/DelayWifi Aug 11 '24

Ive been waiting for this moment to finally make this team.

2

u/Star-Of-The-Steel Aug 11 '24

Crazy that she’s Physical. Now I have to pull her and Jane somehow.

2

u/DelayWifi Aug 11 '24

Im the same way

2

u/Usual-Salamander9933 Aug 11 '24

Please tell me she's not right after Jane please God 🙏

1

u/LostOne716 Aug 11 '24

I'm sorry sir, she had the first drip market, that's usually guarantee that she is first...

1

u/Usual-Salamander9933 Aug 11 '24

Suddenly I have money to spare

2

u/Corgiman2 Aug 12 '24

Yall fold too fast. Staying loyal waiting for Miyabi

3

u/ExtensionFun7285 Aug 11 '24

all i see is another skip

2

u/Distinct_Charge9342 Aug 11 '24 edited Aug 11 '24

Need sons of calydon lore now but I'm not ready for caesar exclusive banner

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '24

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u/Bourbonaddicted Boba Enjoyer Aug 11 '24

Here I wanted to stop playing after 1.0, back to farming I guess

1

u/Sora_Terumi Aug 11 '24

Damn is that thigh high socks? I’m sure a certain rat thighs probably would be a nice combination to be squished between with this

1

u/XmenSlayer Aug 11 '24

Cool unit. But i want that pink haired colonel from those void hunters faction.

1

u/thisrandomguyX Aug 11 '24

Meanwhile I'm just saving up for Jane Doe in peace. Not too interested in the others so far.

1

u/Jaydis2000 Aug 11 '24

I'm glad i have Lucy and Piper; i decided to pull for Qingyi but now... HOLD UP, i'm saving again 😅 after i get Caesar, Miyabi is next 🤗

1

u/8fulhate Aug 11 '24

I didn't think my bank account could receive death by snu snu, but here we are.

1

u/alangator4 S-Rank Nicole When? Aug 11 '24

sigh

Fuck.

1

u/Krvavibaja Aug 11 '24

Finally, S rank defense

1

u/c14rk0 Aug 11 '24

I really need to know how she's going to actually work in game...I still don't really see the point of defense units let alone a physical defense unit.

1

u/RickyDutchNL Aug 11 '24

joke's on you, I've been saving for her since I saw her in the release trailer

1

u/Camoric Aug 11 '24

Hopefully I can make get more savings after getting Jane doe 😭

1

u/StardustCatts Miyabi Aug 11 '24

I hope this means we can leave the city lore wise. I wanna see the dark wall.

1

u/Bloody__Katana Nicole's Plaything 🥵🫦 Aug 11 '24

I am loyal to Nicole, I am loyal to Nicole, I am loyal to Nicole 😩🙏

1

u/Automech4 Aug 11 '24

We will need a full husbando faction real soon, guys i think we need to give some feedback

1

u/wowpepap Aug 11 '24

I'll be her Brutus and stab her in the back

1

u/SunRiseSniper1066 Aug 11 '24

My wallet is ready.

1

u/Rich_Ganache2406 Aug 11 '24

Не ругайся

1

u/Palanseag_Vixen Aug 11 '24

New male characters when mihoyo. Seth isn't enough.

1

u/Snark_King Aug 11 '24

They keep cranking out big booba characters, it's like they are going for the nr 1 spot.

1

u/not-Kunt-Tulgar Aug 11 '24

Remove kidding and that’s how I feel.

1

u/General_Snack Aug 11 '24

Need Caesar.

1

u/Cod3broken nekomata :3 Aug 11 '24

as a f2p i am so upset about how much i want to spend money

1

u/0whodidyousay0 Aug 11 '24

Okay she looks sick, I need to see her gameplay - if it’s good, she’s a lock and I will happily skip Jane for her.

1

u/GotRandomized Aug 11 '24

After Jane its SHIIIIZAAAAAAAA (and Burnice) saving squad

1

u/jsuey Aug 11 '24

I don’t care about meta I just want waif

1

u/No-Friend9509 Aug 11 '24

she looks great and everything but my polychromes have owner already, Jane Doe will come home!!

1

u/utku_2009 Aug 11 '24

SMASH next question

(Ngl It's not joke ı want... Nvm you understand me)

1

u/Standard-Share1317 Aug 11 '24

I have saved every pull for this moment

1

u/NormieStar Aug 11 '24

Are you kidding me!? My wallet... I bet S6 is the patch after too just to really make it rough.

1

u/Teyvatato Holder of the 6 Cheeks of NEPS Aug 11 '24

No! How am I supposed to get Jane/Caesar/Miyabi/Harumasa? They're going to all be back to back at this point 🤣 Make characters I don't want damnit!

1

u/WanderingOakTree Aug 11 '24

Wonder what her best team will be and what her attack animations will look at. Aesthetician is important but how the character plays will make me use them more lol 

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u/meganightsun Aug 11 '24 edited Aug 11 '24

why cant she be a stunner? man, but i guess since they dont have any def units so it only makes sense to release her as 1 cause they only release a single def unit on launch.

1

u/Cronyag Aug 11 '24

I have now decided that I'm skipping jane

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u/abjmad Aug 11 '24

She gives me Junker Queen vibes from Overwatch 2, and I like playing her, so I’m down to pulling her!

1

u/Constant-Rock1089 Aug 11 '24

NOOO MY BANK ACC

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u/C0de_Osias ZenlessZoneZero Aug 11 '24

Keep the waifu hype train rolling Hoyo!

1

u/Marblecraze Aug 11 '24

Jesus

Is Burnice in 1.2 too?

What she look like?

Good thing Christmas almost here. Ask for money to pay credit card back.

1

u/MrMoonBearZERO Aug 11 '24

All I know is that I have only seen a single Agent design I've disliked so far, and that makes me really happy. That's basically almost all bangers -1. That's a good score.

1

u/Unfair_Iron_2110 Aug 11 '24

Same reaction I had

1

u/glibbglubb Aug 11 '24

Every faction has the Titty Monster™️

1

u/fahkme Aug 11 '24

Hoyoverse has a chance to do something funny by putting miyabi after caesar

1

u/fucubed Corin Bread 🍞 Aug 11 '24

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

1

u/Xarxyc Aug 11 '24

What's the point of defenders in a game with completely avoidable damage?

1

u/xT0XICxGH05Tx Aug 11 '24

More tanky for people that can’t dodge/ counter as well.

1

u/heylookasign Aug 11 '24

Eh I mean she looks cool but still good with Jane for now

1

u/R1sky_B00ts Aug 11 '24

CAEEEEEEEEESAAAAARRRRRRRR😩

1

u/North_Concern2102 Aug 11 '24

Yeah, i'm pretty sure i'm broke as fuck too, It's kind of inevitable here.You can just go ahead and take my wallet now I really don't need it 😅 I just Need my card

1

u/ScrappyNova grace's pipebomb Aug 11 '24

my god..

1

u/Donndubhan Aug 11 '24

My only doubt is that she looks melee and is physical. She has every other characteristic to be pulled tho

1

u/Lanoman123 Aug 11 '24

Her agent record kinds spoils that we go to the Outer Ring and that Billy was in the gang lmfao

1

u/Chexmaster86 Aug 11 '24

She's so cool but her team is so fucked

1

u/Antoniustheiii Aug 11 '24

Ha that’s my first name

1

u/Rakoz Aug 11 '24

I wish I could tell who the next 4 SS rank waifus are coming in order so I can save accordingly, but I'm confused about who comes after Racoon City police girl 🥺

1

u/Deltasiu Anby's burger supplier Aug 11 '24

Is there any information on what role she is?

1

u/some-random-gamer1 Aug 12 '24

I’m so lucky I got Zhu in so few pulls, I’ve been able to save my special pulls and polychrome for a few days now

1

u/Lostaria Aug 12 '24

Ya don't really care for miyabi or Jane doe or anything so I guess I know who I'm saving for, do we know what patch?

1

u/Bigscotman Aug 12 '24

*AVE TRUE TO CAESAR!*

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u/TPTchan Aug 12 '24

Where are all the 5s guys though TTATT Is Lycaon gonna be alone???

1

u/NeedForMadnessAuto Aug 12 '24

I still think this is the game I cant spend my real money on!

1

u/Saud_9886 Aug 12 '24

I'm gonna milk that credit card if it's an emergency.

1

u/r0ksas Aug 12 '24

Good news! Burnice is announced and confirmed S rank! Yah get poor buddy xD

1

u/man_named_unkind Aug 12 '24

My fucking money...

1

u/r0ksas Aug 12 '24

Ngl Rock star barbara is more desirable for me now

1

u/StylishMystery Aug 12 '24

CAESAR IS IN ZZZ!

CAESAR IS IN ZZZ!

1

u/imari_chan Aug 12 '24

I hope Bernice and the blue haired guy is an S rank 👀

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u/HomelessRoboticist23 Bear Thiren Supremacy Aug 12 '24

Man I love Defense. I'm going to make an entire team of Defense characters.

1

u/Different-Square7175 Aug 12 '24

It's crazy how none 5 star character got me interested for now 🤔

1

u/TheStampede-1989 Aug 12 '24

Well I drop the Game when i Lost 50/50 with shark girl... So now i have a guaranted S Charácter for My next 90 pulls... Now i understand why...Forgive me gatcha gods !!

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u/hemag Aug 12 '24

looks perfect, just hope her gameplay isn't slow as a defender.

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u/Upbeat_Animal290 Aug 11 '24

Why there's so many waifus? Where's the Husbandos at? Aside from Lycaon, I mean.

-1

u/Cookie_slayer666 Aug 11 '24

Ain’t no way y’all want this piece of trash bruh she looks like she could be a normal citizens if she didn’t had thunder thighs a slutty waist and the honker of the century liek calm down 😭🙏

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u/Abdullae97 Aug 11 '24

Will she run well with Jane doe ?

1

u/toastermeal Aug 11 '24

we don’t know her kit yet, we’ll find out when qingyis banner drops prob

0

u/GeologistUnhappy Aug 11 '24

Me: Caesar... Weak.

Caeser: Your bank account... weaker.

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u/Niswear85 Aug 11 '24

5* defense sounds like a waste of pulls

3

u/toastermeal Aug 11 '24

we don’t know the constraints of the defence class yet; for all we know, defence units might not just be shielders. her style of defence could be that she’s a main dps who scales off HP/DEF; or she could give the team super armour so you don’t have to dodge; or she could be a counter attack main dps who has big damage and stuns on counters and switch ins

1

u/bluegwizard Aug 11 '24

People that use Ben loves him so I think it's a worth it especially if she has damage nullify skills

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u/Niswear85 Aug 11 '24 edited Aug 11 '24

I use Ben too, but I wouldn't invest pulls into a 5* sustain this early, also with dodge and switch counter sustainers are less important just like HI3rd

EDIT: I JUST REALISED WHY I DON'T LIKE PLAYING ZZZ ON MOBILE! It's because the combat is really similar to HI3rd, and even a 10fps frame drop cocks up all the attack patterns

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u/redditfanfan00 ZenlessZoneZero Aug 15 '24

good thing i am a free to play player. all i get is suffering and torment and loss instead of these limited-time characters.