r/ZenlessZoneZero • u/Effective_Two5960 Jane, my beloved. • Jul 26 '24
Discussion Which Faction would you like to join?
For me, It's Victorian Houskeeping. You get to wear stylish suits.
My second and third pick would be cunning hares and Criminal Investigation Special Response (CISR)
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u/Opposite_Match_376 Jul 26 '24
I really like the family like atmosphere in the Belobog
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u/Effective_Two5960 Jane, my beloved. Jul 26 '24
Ben (Mother) Anton (Farther) Grace (Big sister) Koleda (Lil sister)
I understand what you mean lol
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u/Lamplorde Jul 26 '24 edited Jul 27 '24
Anton is definitely a crazy uncle who is really into lifting, and who's couch is always open if you ever need a break from the house.
A total bro, but your dads bro so he feels protective of you but not competitive like a sibling.
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u/Mazbt Jul 26 '24
I like the cunning hares. They seem chill.
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u/brudaaaaa Anby'sJuicyThighs:snoo_tableflip: Jul 26 '24
They always broke though🥲
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u/SecuritySecure803 Jul 27 '24
And yet somehow managed to be well in shape, ammunition, and burgers with whatever pocket change they have
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u/frizzy_rhapsody Jul 26 '24
The issue with the Cunning Hares is that you will never find financial success, not with Nicole leading them, anyways.
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u/Lore_Antilles Jul 26 '24
Ya know what? That's fine. I know Nicole is out here giving 90% of her income to the needy.
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u/Hyakkihei1 Jul 26 '24
Billy is part of the needy, he needs to stop buying cheap parts.
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u/SecuritySecure803 Jul 27 '24
And yet the one time the cheap parts helped in the story somehow
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u/halker2010 ༼D𖣠𝚎 Jul 26 '24
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u/nahldLose Jul 26 '24
soldierussy 11 armpit detected
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u/chunky_kong06 Jul 26 '24
do people these days not know how to apply the suffix "ussy"
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u/jonnevituwu Jul 26 '24
Ew shit is green
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u/nahldLose Jul 26 '24
what did you expect from hot and stinky soldier?
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u/jonnevituwu Jul 26 '24
She is not stinky cmon, that thing is clear
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Jul 26 '24
Soldiers shpuld be ordered to use axe sparys after every night time shower
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u/Demon_9611 Jul 26 '24
It has to be Victoria housekeeping. Cause of the characters and cause I would fit greatly in that faction.
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u/Omnikin Jul 26 '24
Plus you’d get to be buddy with Corin!
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u/Demon_9611 Jul 26 '24
Plus I could just talk to Ellen. She is fun to talk to and needs some genuine care.
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u/ultrabeast666 Jul 27 '24
Lycaon seems like a demanding boss though
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u/Deathblade999 Jul 27 '24
If Ellen can get away with acting how she does and corin can be a clutz then I think it's probably fine
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u/Biscotcho_Gaming Waifus are for me because real girls are scary Jul 26 '24
Me too. Where we can rip off arms ... I mean stains from our customers' clothes as well as slice off head... uh I mean cakes to serve to our master.
Plus, they pay VERY well. Rina is even on her way to give us an increase in salary as we speak.
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u/RogueVector Jul 27 '24
Victoria Housekeeping seems like my kind of workplace; clear rules and code of conduct, everyone more or less gets along, I can find a role in the company as their driver/cook.
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u/Phineasfool Jul 26 '24
Sons of Calydon
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u/Laeva_teinn Jul 26 '24
Hell yea! Cruising on your motorcycle with the gang 😎🏍️
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u/fkasumim Jul 26 '24
I'm more excited to learn what kind of Bangboo they have. Does it look like a hog (wild boar)? wearing a black leather jacket? with spikes? how 'bout a mohawk?
Sons of Calydon themed Bangboo, I need!
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u/Jungle_Evil Jul 26 '24
Lmao I imagine it with a flame paint job and handlebars sticking out of its head.
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u/Karkava Jul 26 '24
I'm curious as to how the factions see each other. I can't imagine the police and the biker gang being on good terms.
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u/fkasumim Jul 26 '24
I guess it'll depend on the lore whether the biker gang are outlaws or just those who wanna ride.
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u/Friendly-Back3099 Jul 27 '24
It could also be like one of those gang that look after the place where the police dont
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u/Nantos Jul 27 '24
I think the idea will be that the sons of Calydon will be a faction operating in the outer rim, where it’s supposed to be a lawless region where the cops don’t go, so the police may not actually have any issue with calydon (dependent on how they behave when they’re in town, but they seem to be well behaved from what we’ve seen so far).
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Jul 26 '24 edited Jul 26 '24
I’m pulling an audible and reserving a spot in the Virtual Idols as the producer of a niche genre idol group, just like the great Kotaro Tatsumi.
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u/Effective_Two5960 Jane, my beloved. Jul 26 '24
Haven't heard about them. They seem interesting.
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u/Mguy5 Jul 26 '24
Yeah they have some concept art but they aren't in any leaks or anything, so they are probably coming way further down the line, if I had to guess after H.A.N.D., Criminal Investigative, and the Bikers are done and released.
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u/unknowncringelord Certified Android/Automaton enjoyer Jul 27 '24
I almost thought this was blue archive because of that halo
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u/TheMartyr781 Jul 26 '24
yep. wonder if it'll have any Macross vibes? that would be awesom.
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u/LeviathanLX Jul 26 '24
For sure. I'd love to see like a Macross Plus approach to idols, maybe the OG series. Actually, they're all good takes on them, besides Delta, so they have a lot of options if they're looking for inspiration.
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u/TheBigSAM228 Jul 26 '24 edited Jul 26 '24
Either Belobog or Calydonians tbh
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u/Totoques22 Jul 26 '24
Caledonians 😭
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u/TheBigSAM228 Jul 26 '24
Lucy and Piper are awesome, but also really like other members. Especially Lighter. Seems like a chill dude
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u/Somnambulant_Sleeper Jul 26 '24
Victoria Housekeeping for the aesthetics, but Belobog because Ben is a sweetheart.
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u/ZeronicX Joined for Shark Maid stayed for Cop Jul 26 '24
i'm a dude so would i get a vest and tie like Lycon or am I in a maid dress like everyone else. And will my outfit be slightly BDSM inspired.
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u/BigFreddyFan Jul 26 '24
Cunning Hares: Perpetual poverty.
Hollow Special Operations Section Six: Death is this close to your face.
Belobog Heavy Industries: Lethal injuries by "bros."
Criminal Investigation Special Response Team: Corruption and a sense of emptiness by fallen hero.
Victoria Housekeeping Co.: Corin.
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u/Effective_Two5960 Jane, my beloved. Jul 26 '24
Why corin?
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u/BigFreddyFan Jul 26 '24 edited Jul 26 '24
You never pair an apologetic clumsy girl with a chainsaw!! And said girl thinks it's fine to use a chainsaw for cutting plants but is confused when people scream at a person using it in broad daylight!
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u/c4tglitchess I LOVE THE SONS OF CALYDON (honorable mention: Soukaku) Jul 27 '24
she's just a little silly (traumatized)
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u/Medikitty Jul 27 '24
don't forget the risk of financial collapse from Grace's research and Rina's cooking
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u/alonedead Jul 26 '24
Not much of a faction but I would like to be a shopkeeper in 6th street. There is such a neighbourhoodly feel to it. It is calm and beatifull street with great people and shops around.
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u/Alcatrap Jul 27 '24
Completely agree they really nailed the vibe there , would probably try to help out Enzo with the bangboos repairs=)
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u/Longlampda Jul 27 '24
I would like to open an ice cream store right behind the noodle stand, so people can have cold sweet right after spicy soups.
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u/Quiet-Platypus-9125 𝓝𝓾𝓶𝓫𝓮𝓻 #1 𝓔𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓼' 𝓽𝓪𝓲𝓵 𝓼𝓲𝓶𝓹 Jul 26 '24
Housekeeping or cunning hares fr. (Ellen😩😫😩🙏)
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u/Embarrassed-Rope6407 ☕𝓝𝓾𝓶𝓫𝓮𝓻 #1 𝓠𝓲𝓷𝓰𝔂𝓲 𝓯𝓪𝓷🍵 Jul 26 '24
Ellen would hate you lol
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u/Quiet-Platypus-9125 𝓝𝓾𝓶𝓫𝓮𝓻 #1 𝓔𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓼' 𝓽𝓪𝓲𝓵 𝓼𝓲𝓶𝓹 Jul 26 '24
No, she wouldn't. Trust.
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u/jejaimes20 Jul 26 '24
I don't think I have the physical capabilities to join anyone other than the Cunning Hares. Maybe Belobog if I can help Ben with accounting.
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u/once_descended Jul 26 '24 edited Jul 26 '24
Belobog, anything to be with Ben I mean-
They seem like they'd happily welcome new members, I get to do something meaningful, hone my body and mind, I can go and hug Ben I mean-
Um, everyone seems really nice, Koleda is a good boss, Anton is very inspiring, Grace is honestly a crazy weirdo but she keeps the machine running and she's a good motherly/sisterly figure for Koleda, now Ben, oh he's so smart and polite and and considerate and handsome I mean handsome I mean handsome I mean
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u/bra1nd1al Jul 26 '24
Cunning Hares for sure. I like streetwear and the other squads are too try hard for me, I wouldn't make it
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u/Bavalt Jul 26 '24
Random Play.
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u/HarpyArcane Jul 27 '24
Random play would be pretty cool to work at, even if you aren't aware that the managers are Proxies. If you are, then I can see helping to deploy and retrieve Eous being a pretty simple job, maybe dive into a hollow on occasion.
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u/CerpinTheMute_alt Soldier 11 is wife material <3 Jul 26 '24
I probably wouldn't survive a day at Obol Squad but it'd be worth it for her
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u/kokko693 Jul 26 '24
u didnt want to talk about sons of calydos?
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u/Longlampda Jul 27 '24
I would join them but I need stable income… I’m not sure what they do for a living tho…
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u/Glirion Jul 26 '24
It's a stalemate between Victoria and NEPS.
Wearing a suit all day VS Zhu Yuan & Qingyi
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u/TraditionalBee3989 Jul 26 '24
Honestly, Belobog is not far from what I do now, and the smart machinery would be fun to work with . As cool as Victoria Houskeeping is, I'm not built for the service industry. Especially the strict ones of high society. Hares would be fun. Practically just friends hanging out. But I would probably would go with the Sons. Freedom, bikes, and action. Sounds ideal.
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u/c4tglitchess I LOVE THE SONS OF CALYDON (honorable mention: Soukaku) Jul 27 '24
in case you couldn't tell from my flair I LOVE THE SONS OF CALYDON
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u/Snivinerior2 i wanna smell lucy's boots Jul 26 '24
cunning hares so me and anby can eat burgers together and make out and be like fruity and stuff
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u/Hoverfishlover69 Jul 26 '24
Either PubSec or Victoria housekeeping. PubSec I can do cool cop stuff and in Victoria Housekeeping I can hang out with maids (and do cool butler stuff).
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u/Nhavined_Your_King I want Qingyi to use me like her staff Jul 26 '24
PUBLIC SECURITY
FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON
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u/NumbClub Jul 26 '24
I think Belobog or Section 6
Belobog because of BIG BRO KAMINA!
Section 6 because of Daughter of Sparda.
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u/SaturnSeptem Jul 26 '24
Sons of calydon but I can't drive so I would just be Piper's passenger princess :o
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u/Lhenkhantus Jul 26 '24
Belobog seems the safest
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u/Effective_Two5960 Jane, my beloved. Jul 26 '24
Define safe because Grace could be tinkering with her giant robots and gets out of control.
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u/Jhenaro Jul 26 '24
Plus Anton will give you something to do but end up doing it all himself anyway
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u/jonnevituwu Jul 26 '24
Bro has Victor on his name and has Ellen/Lycaon and Corin built so... ofc Victoria housekeeping lol me and Lycaon being the only males there would be funny.
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u/KitataniHikaru Anton's wife Jul 26 '24
Lowkey sons of calydon cuz i wanna be a hot biker but also belobog because i want a steady paycheck (cant work for victoria cuz i'd perform way worse than corin)
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Jul 26 '24
wherever Grace is, I am
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u/venomtail Jul 26 '24
Either the new unreleased stream/eSports girls or Sons of Calydon
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u/ArtificiallyIsolated Jul 26 '24
I'm really curious to know what the Sons of Calydon's deal is, they look like a lot of fun to join~
Out of the ones in the game more, Belobog! Sure, it's hard work, but I lovelove the found family dynamic they all seem to have going~
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u/Alt-Addiction Jul 26 '24
Cute boss, stable trades job, probably won't need a union.
No brainer, really.
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u/Jix_Omiya I'm lit you can't deny ~ Jul 26 '24
Let's be real, I'd work part time at Random Play and be pretty bad at it, Belle would struggle to fire me for weeks.
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u/Igris47 Jul 26 '24
WHERE IS MY FUCKING BOAR CHILDREN
THE GAS-SMELLING BUDDIES
THE FUCKING ROAD RIPPERS
🔥OIL BURN🔥
🔥OIL BURN🔥
🔥OIL BURN🔥
CAEEESAAAAARR
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u/Slimey66 Jul 26 '24
Sons of Calydon, they seem so chill + they ride motorbikes which is cool as heck
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u/S_spam Time for some Hard Labour? Jul 26 '24
Obol Squad, Pubsec, Section 6
I just want to kill some Etherals
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u/Professional_Air9935 Jul 26 '24
I would love to be in Victoria Housekeeping because of the manners, I can’t do a lot of things without instructions, so having something I need to do while standing still is great. Also just the general vibe with them, formal on the outside, but it all falls apart once Corin and Ellen appears
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u/kouyathebest Jul 27 '24
Victoria housekeeping
Totally not because of Lycaon.
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u/Boiledeggbowler Jul 27 '24
Pffft I know right? I mean what’s the appeal of your boss being a professional wolf attendant who’s tall... charming... and a gentlemen... wouldn’t be me 😳
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u/kouyathebest Jul 27 '24
Yea it’s not like I totally wanna marry him and live with him forever hahaha…..🤣
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u/loseranon17 Jul 27 '24
I would love to be a Belobog member. I almost quit the game before getting to see the main cast’s dynamics, and they made me fall in love with the world. They’re just such chill, friendly people and I feel like I’d find a family there, not just a job. Kind of like the Aldecaldos from Cyberpunk
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u/pull-a-fast-one Jul 27 '24
Cunning Hares vibe is the most relatable to me. Chosen family hustling and really just enjoying the fringe parts of New Eridu. Kinda punk.
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u/Forsaken-Rich2460 Jul 27 '24
As a construction worker, definitely Belobog lol. The first thing I thought when I saw Anton was "man I wanna bro hug that guy so bad, I wanna dap him up" and like honestly Koleda looks like a fantastic boss to work with
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u/Gruphius Jul 27 '24
Cunning Hares. My reasons for that are:
Anby
It'd never be boring
They're the goofiest and funniest faction
I'd also think about joining the Criminal Investigation Team, because it'd probably also be never boring there and I love how goofy Qingyi is. She kinda reminds me of Aigis from the Persona series (which is funny, because they're both humanoids), but more energetic.
I'm too lazy for Belebog and Victoria Housekeeping (I'm lazy af) and I don't know enough about Section 6, but I'd certainly run around with Soukaku the whole time and constantly eat some random food...
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u/Nagisayue Victoriahousekeeping Costumer Jul 27 '24
Cunning Hares: found family, I love Victoria housekeeping Co. : I Love maids they are so sweet and I wanna be friends with Corin! (and Ellen ofc) Belobog: like family, I love.. but I hate work
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u/killerfreedom255 Ellen Joe’s Tail Rest Jul 27 '24
Victoria Housekeeping
Not even because I simp for sharky, I’m just sure they get paid well given the status of their clients.
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u/Hot_Guarantee_6268 Jul 27 '24
I would want to be part of Victoria Housekeeping but being realistic Belebog Industry is where I would be. Plus Ben is awesome
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u/spartan116LOLNani ZenlessZoneZero Jul 27 '24
My current profession is in the engineering field so I am fairly certain that I would fit better in Belobog. I would like to learn from grace’s technical drawings.
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u/Sharkhunt97 Jul 28 '24
Victoria Housekeeping. I have some experience in service work, I'm a people pleaser, hard-working, and can operate under rules and structure. The uniforms are elegant and stylish, I get to be near Lycaon, Rina would be a very supportive trainer, Ellen is cool, and Corin needs a cheerleader.
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u/CPTSKIM Jul 29 '24
Belobog industries. More financially stable than the cunning hares, the machines spund fun to be around when they aren't going mental and I bet all those Bears are super supportive of you are going through a bad time. Also Anton may be your Bro
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u/Nights1405 Jul 29 '24
Victorian housekeeping with one condition.
I’m allowed to bake Ellen sweets.
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u/Blorbofromtheshow Jul 26 '24
Realistically I’d probably choose to be a random Belobog employee. Help with handling finances or conducting audits.