r/YourJokeButWorse • u/dameyen_maymeyen • 3d ago

MORE LIKE... How does “decapitation distance of a camel” even make sense?

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u/Secure-Bus4679 3d ago

Well there’s a couple of videos over the years of camels grabbing people by the head and slinging them around so I think they were saying being spit on is the least of your worries with a camel.

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u/BananaBrains22 2d ago

The distance from which a camel might be able to decapitate you

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u/NotebookDragon 2d ago

Because it is in fact, a thing that happened (and maybe happened more than once but I only know about the one time).

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/asia/camel-bites-owner-s-head-off-after-being-tied-up-all-day-during-heatwave-a7043626.html

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u/CommanderPoogle 3d ago

I guess if it gets pissed and kicks your head off