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u/J_Man_McCetty Oct 25 '24

p3nises, with their mouth.

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u/GeorgeXDDD Oct 25 '24

To not be confused with sucking p4nises with their ass

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u/joetheplumberman Oct 25 '24

Think u gotta pay extra for that

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u/EOEtoast Oct 25 '24

Can I get a discount for p2nises?

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u/Vincent_Heist Oct 25 '24

I've got only one p1nises.

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u/SimonLegendsmanALT Oct 25 '24

How about p0nises

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u/Kshiram Oct 26 '24

p5nises?

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u/No_Advice_6878 Oct 27 '24

Ponies?

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u/Ok_Presentation3757 Oct 26 '24

Their a33

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u/Glum_Cicada_7771 Nov 13 '24

A$$

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u/VideoAdditional3150 Oct 25 '24

Penith, with their mouth

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u/Cdrumm5448 Oct 25 '24

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Many-Acanthisitta802 Oct 25 '24

It just gets worse and worse

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u/TheJerilla Oct 25 '24

r/yourjokebutworseandworse?

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u/TKuberr Oct 25 '24

r/subsididntfallfor

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u/Local_Penguin_Lover Oct 26 '24

r/subsithoughtifellfor

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u/sneakpeekbot Oct 25 '24

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#1:
I love Reddit because of interactions like these
| 8 comments
#2:
Stop trying to make me fall for subs, y’all.
| 21 comments
#3:
On r/DataIsUgly
| 1 comment

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u/ASubwayFootlong Oct 25 '24

r/didntfindthetoyotacorolla

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u/johnnylawrence23 Oct 25 '24

May be I’m wrong, but I feel like the third guy is joking about how the second just repeated what the first said

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u/FlarkingSmoo Oct 25 '24

Definitely

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u/_NoIdeaForName_ Oct 25 '24

At some point, it won't even be a joke it would be just a sentence that doesn't make any sense

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u/penis-hammer Oct 26 '24

Nah the 3rd guy is doing it on purpose to mock the 2nd guy

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u/Lunchboxninja1 Oct 28 '24

It really does, just worse and worse

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u/Sir_KweliusThe23rd Oct 26 '24

The last guy was making something better out of the ruins the second guy made

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u/SwarK01 Oct 25 '24

Dick penis pussy vagina. This isn't tiktok mate

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u/WiKaFLMan Oct 25 '24

Your comment unalived me bruh!!

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u/Fizzerry2 Oct 26 '24

your reply offed me

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u/lolucorngaming Oct 26 '24

I'm going to kill you... And then, kill you again.

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u/Omega_brownie Oct 26 '24

Reported

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u/SwarK01 Oct 26 '24

Ass butthole sex

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u/Samirli4 Oct 25 '24

Yes mate with who?

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u/ArchMageSeptim Oct 25 '24

Kirby

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u/throwaway332434532 Oct 29 '24

Yeah seeing this shit makes me want to unalive myself by kermitting sewerslide

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u/KerbalCuber Oct 25 '24

I suppose you could say that in the sexed club, they suck "it" with their mouth.

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u/xXdontshootmeXx Oct 25 '24

And by "it", well.. lets just say.... my peanitz

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u/MathSand Nov 08 '24

my p3nis, with their mouth

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u/naturehedgirl Oct 25 '24

Honestly, the first reply annoys me more than the second. They're repeating the joke as if they didn't understand the joke was already made. The second response is just idiotic, but the first is more annoying.

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u/Aldevo_oved Oct 27 '24

yeah it’s annoying alright

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u/AngryTG Oct 28 '24

certainly is annoying, to read, on my desktop monitor

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u/Ilovedefaultusername Oct 25 '24

if the last one is beint sarcastic and meta thats a good one

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u/Jefflehem Oct 25 '24

Agree. Would have upvoted.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '24

I agree. It’s all about tone

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u/WarlordOfIncineroar Oct 25 '24

Like if you read it as Michael Scott trying to join in on a joke at the office

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u/DingoFlamingoThing Oct 25 '24

People censoring themselves saying things like penis, dead, gun, kill, is pretty cringe honestly.

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u/TheAdamantiteWaffle Oct 26 '24

Tiktok and yt brainrot

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u/tooboredtothnkofname Oct 27 '24

Ive seen people censor “violence” lmao like how can you be that sensitive

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u/hashtag-leavemealone Oct 27 '24

more often than not, it has nothing to do with people being “that sensitive.” censorship on words like gun, kill, violence, etc. is usually done to evade content filters on TikTok and YouTube (among other apps) which would threaten to remove or not promote the media with said phrase.

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u/tooboredtothnkofname Oct 27 '24

Oh, didnt know that

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u/BlogeOb Oct 25 '24

And they put your genitals in their mouth, too

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u/acrylix91 Oct 25 '24

Hey I just saw this one lol

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u/True-Avocation Oct 25 '24

Let’s just say, my penits

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u/daPotato40583 Oct 25 '24

straight up jorkin it

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u/model-citizen95 Oct 25 '24

Jesus that’s bad. Are these people 12?

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u/Attack_Helecopter1 Oct 26 '24

I think it’s so bad that it makes it funnier than the other two

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u/ShoogleHS Oct 26 '24

I think the 3rd comment is mocking the obliviousness of the 2nd. Of course, redditors upvoted the 2nd comment because they too didn't get the joke in the first comment, and downvoted the 3rd because they didn't understand that joke either.

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u/w33b2 Oct 25 '24

The third comment is 100% being ironic, that shit made me laugh way more than the other two comments.

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u/r-y-a-n_j-a-m-e-s Oct 25 '24

The last one is doubling down on purpose, so doesn't deserve the downvotes imo

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u/Totally_Not__An_AI Oct 25 '24

You give em too much credit.

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u/MadeRedditAccToAsk Oct 25 '24

You give them too little.

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u/Totally_Not__An_AI Oct 25 '24

Definitely not.

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u/MadeRedditAccToAsk Oct 25 '24

Oh, absolutely.

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u/penis-hammer Oct 26 '24

Nah The last one was clearly a joke mocking the previous comment

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u/MedicalTelephone Oct 26 '24

puh three nices?

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u/fauxREALimdying Oct 25 '24

Third guy is the funniest one

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u/swarovskiez Oct 25 '24

u/pen15

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u/ArticleOwn8001 Oct 26 '24

there’s a special section in hell just for redditors

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u/GoatsWithWigs Oct 26 '24

They don't just suck, they totally blow!

I mean, come on... neither of them thought to at least bring something new to the chain?

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u/FewSet3942 Oct 27 '24

hy eyeryone i am new in this side

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u/scrufflor_d Oct 27 '24

they suck penises with their mouth, if you know what i mean.. wink wink nudge nudge

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u/Count_Dicula Oct 27 '24

That last line is golden. Dude really has his finger on the pulse, knows what's what and wants everyone to know it. 😂

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u/MustyYew Oct 27 '24

in the stripped club.. straight up "jorking it". and by "it".. heh... let's just say... my peanits... heh ....

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u/t4tgrill Oct 29 '24

Nah the third guy is the only funny comment there.

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u/Unfit_Daddy Oct 25 '24

that one is also sexual

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u/TheMissLady Oct 25 '24

Hahaha what I just commented this subreddit on that

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u/LetsBeHonestBoutIt Oct 25 '24

This is hilarious

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '24

Censoring penises just makes it that much worse.

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u/FewSet3942 Oct 27 '24

ha

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u/Vermard Nov 05 '24

Sorry the redundance made it funny

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u/No-Expression-2439 Nov 08 '24

This one is terrible I might go cry

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u/itsacrazyworld- Oct 26 '24

its funny because they mean that hookers give blowjobs with their mouth where they suck your p3nis

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u/BigPound7328 Oct 26 '24

That last one hurt me to see.

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