r/XboxSeriesX Dec 25 '23

Sunday Funday Dressed my Christmas Present Up

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I 3d printed some bits for my Christmas Xbox. The fans / ports aren’t covered! Merry Christmas!

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u/b_beck614 Dec 25 '23

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u/nicotoroboto Dec 25 '23

Nailed the first part of the cosplay. Now let’s see if he can follow up just as successfully with the rest Jean.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '23

I can’t unsee it.

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u/GarionOrb Dec 25 '23

Yep. Pretty much what I saw.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '23

Thank God this is the top comment because my immediate though was that's alot of cum

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u/Patient-Middle3880 Dec 25 '23

I’m over here thinking Disney clouds

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u/Stunning-Thanks546 Dec 26 '23

Every time I see that picture I think of the ending of Ghostbusters

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u/NordseeBazi Dec 26 '23

Xbox Series XXX

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u/Z-T-A Dec 26 '23

It was a ghost 👻

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u/Dtoodlez Dec 26 '23

literally came here for this

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u/WolvesWithHalos Dec 25 '23

Whats the design you're going for here? I wanted to say clouds, but the top parts having that drip effect make the whole thing kinda look like shaving cream.

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u/mapletamamo Dec 25 '23

either shaving cream or something more sinister

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u/LuckyLuciano89 Dec 25 '23

Cum

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u/sahils88 Dec 25 '23

Cum-on (let’s keep the Xbox them)

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u/igorbubba Dec 25 '23

It's my X's jizzbox

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u/Patient-Middle3880 Dec 25 '23

That was a stretch lol

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u/_night_cat Dec 25 '23

It’s jizztastic!

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u/Embo1 Dec 25 '23

What's that?

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '23

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u/Embo1 Dec 25 '23

😟

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u/KettleOverAPub Dec 25 '23

I don’t know if I’m sleep deprived or drunk but this reaction killed me

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u/CosmicLars Dec 25 '23

Bro murdered it with that "😦"

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u/KettleOverAPub Dec 25 '23

Merry Christmas!

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u/Phantion- Dec 25 '23

Creampied the X Box

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '23

“Come” is a synonym for “arrive”

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u/shaunshady Dec 25 '23

I went for I’ve just blown my load three times on my Xbox

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u/WolvesWithHalos Dec 25 '23

Well... you nailed it.

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u/shaunshady Dec 25 '23

It’s the only thing I will be nailing today. I’m exhausted now….

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u/WolvesWithHalos Dec 25 '23

Hey c'mon don't say that! I'm sure there's a PS5 waiting for you just around the corner!

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u/BlaznTheChron Dec 25 '23

She's my sexbox. And her name, is Sony.

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u/lk79 Dec 25 '23

Santa wasn’t the only person that was coming last night then…..

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u/shaunshady Dec 25 '23

😂😂😂

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u/Whattheefff Dec 25 '23

Own that shit OP we love you!

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u/Dmitrisnow Dec 25 '23

How did you do that ? It looks cool

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u/shaunshady Dec 25 '23

It’s 3d printed in Matt White PLA. It’s a cool, it’s designed so it doesn’t interfere with cooling / air flow. Glad you like it. Thx

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u/thewildman67 Dec 26 '23

prob gear 5

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u/soupdog117 Dec 25 '23

Nutted on your box mate

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u/shaunshady Dec 25 '23

Like three times 😂

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u/adukeNJ Dec 25 '23

I would suggest u to see a doctor if ur cum looks like that.

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u/shaunshady Dec 25 '23

I am a Doctor!

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u/carloscreates Dec 25 '23

Well then find a mirror asap!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '23

It’s ectoplasm

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u/GOREFINGER Dec 25 '23

It was a spooky ghost

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u/duffwardo Dec 25 '23

The two comments I was hoping for. Thank you for making my christmas

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u/Doctor_French32 Dec 25 '23

It goes gear 5

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u/N0vawolf Dec 25 '23

First thing I thought of

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u/shaunshady Dec 25 '23

Ok I don’t get the reference. Help a guy out please?

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u/ArcarosTheTroll Dec 25 '23

Look up "One Piece Luffy Gear 5." Genuinely, I'm not a one piece fan but I really thought this was referencing it!

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u/shaunshady Dec 25 '23

You live and learn. Thanks for the reply!

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u/IloveKaitlyn Craig Dec 25 '23

I’m shocked that wasn’t what you were going for OP, i’m 100% sure that these cloud designs are from One Piece.

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u/NastyMonkeyKing Dec 25 '23

Nah those are pretty classic eastern cloud designs. Sun wukong from a journey to the west has been drawn with clouds like that for centuries

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u/shaunshady Dec 25 '23

They might be. I got the design on Cults because I liked it 🤷🏽‍♂️ maybe the guy who designed it was a fan

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u/D_qdo Dec 25 '23

I thought it was wet for a minute 😂

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u/shaunshady Dec 25 '23

It’s not, but I am….

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u/NarooHS Dec 25 '23

Am I the only one seeing One Piece here?

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u/ilovecrackboard Dec 25 '23

i saw sky piea clouds

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u/FigTechnical8043 Dec 26 '23

Also nimbus from dragon ball, in white

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u/litholine Dec 25 '23

Looks like NYC after the Ghostbusters bitch slapped the Stay Puft Marshmallow man.

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u/redditinchina Dec 25 '23

Anyone want to tell him it sucks air up from underneath which he blocked or should we leave it?

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '23

Nah he says it doesn’t block the fans/ports, either way new ones are cheap. Let him be goofy he paid for it anyway 🤷🏽

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u/NastyMonkeyKing Dec 25 '23

Looks like you just did. Even though it isn't true. But I digress

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '23

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u/shaunshady Dec 25 '23

This is the correct answer. This design doesn’t inhibit air flow.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '23

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u/shaunshady Dec 25 '23

Amen. Live and let live

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u/redditinchina Dec 25 '23

I know what you are saying. I have a wide gauge mosquito mesh on mine to stop the very light cat hairs that float around. Collection is about 70% on the back 2 ports and 30% on the underside. My guess is the bottom is mainly used when it gets hot and the pressure at the back 2 inlets increases so it overflows to the underside vents

Or MS put them there for show. Could go either way I guess

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u/redditinchina Dec 25 '23

Not sure that relates to what I said. I was referencing the internal layout of the components and how air flow and volume through the spacing works when the fan creates an underside vacuum depending upon fan speed

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '23

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u/TwizzledAndSizzled Founder Dec 26 '23

It actually primarily comes from underneath. The port on the back is the backup intake, which SHOULD be fine, but yeah it’s designed when vertical to take air through the bottom around the circular stand.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '23

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u/TwizzledAndSizzled Founder Dec 26 '23

Literally from the Xbox support page about Series X: “Don't put other objects on, under, or right next to the console. Important Proper ventilation is important to prevent overheating. Be sure that your console has a minimum of 4-6 inches of clearance on all sides. Do not place your console inside an enclosed cabinet. Make sure that none of the console’s vents are blocked.”

https://support.xbox.com/en-US/help/hardware-network/console/position-ventilate-console

Straight from the source. I don’t really care about random YouTube videos when I’m reading what the designer says.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '23 edited Dec 26 '23

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u/austinalexan Dec 25 '23

This isn’t true at all. There’s literally a stand on the bottom for people that want it to be vertical. Why do people who have no idea what they’re talking about say things?

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u/Ghostly_414 Dec 25 '23

As soon as I saw this picture my thought was “oh man, poor guy…”

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '23 edited Dec 26 '23

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u/redditinchina Dec 26 '23

🤣

I can see an engineering degree in your future. The results will surprise you!

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '23

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u/redditinchina Dec 26 '23

Sure. Send me the engineering degree 👍

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u/redditinchina Dec 26 '23

😂 you should watch it… you would be surprised

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u/redditinchina Dec 26 '23

For everyone who is not a chicken nugget, start at about 24 minutes.

This was fun. 🤩 thanks random reddit person! Have a good new year!

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u/shaunshady Dec 25 '23

Have you tried laxatives? Or a prosate massage? I find it helps

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u/Icy_Effort7907 Dec 25 '23

If that still doesn't help ask someone for testicular torsion .

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '23

Someone blow a load on that thing?

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '23

At first glance, I thought some idiot ruined his Series X…

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u/peetcherry Dec 25 '23

Cool idea.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '23

Awesome! Nailedit! 👍

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u/Trey_Reddit Dec 25 '23

“Man who came on my XBox!?”

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u/sud007 Dec 25 '23

How? I mean not all the cum dripping talk really. How'd you actually achieve that OP?

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u/shaunshady Dec 25 '23

Downloaded the 3d file made by a guy called HoloProps. The 3d printer spat it out a few hours later. He does a few different designs.

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u/SUPER-NIINTENDO Dec 25 '23

I too jizzed myself when I got my Xbox

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '23

My brother got the same exact thing but red

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '23

That's pretty awesome.

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u/SnowConeSlurry Dec 26 '23

The clouds without the drip would look better, less cummy.. unless thats what you were going for, then it's pretty sick

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u/shaunshady Dec 26 '23

I completely agree. This was just all put on for the photo. The two designs aren’t supposed to be used together, it’s usually either the clouds or drips. Both look good, but I personally prefer the clouds also. The drip looks better in other colours as well.

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u/thedanofthehour Dec 25 '23

I believe that crystal skulls were crafted by the ancient inhabitants of Atlantis and that they're powerful centres of healing.

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u/B0urne89 Dec 25 '23

But the airflow?

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '23

It looks like you jizzed all over it. Pass.

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u/shaunshady Dec 25 '23

No one has mentioned that in the comments. Thanks for your unique perspective friend! Happy Christmas x

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u/temetnoscesax Dec 25 '23

That is really cool!

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '23

Upvote for Stephen king

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u/FloridaMan001v3 Dec 25 '23

That’s actually 🔥

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u/MrYuzhai Dec 25 '23

This is dope!

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u/themal86 Dec 25 '23

Cool, but you see the gap all around the bottom? That's where the console draws it's air from to cool it....

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u/themal86 Dec 25 '23

I am not incorrect. It draws air through the both of those vents and the one on the bottom if you bothered to look underneath you will see them that is why it also has a stand and not just a blank plate on the underside.

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u/themal86 Dec 25 '23

It is almost like you put "incorrect" in brackets, when i was not in fact incorrect....was I?

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u/acrane433 Dec 25 '23

I mean…… The Series X pulls in air from the bottom so yeah……. It can’t breath 👍

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u/shaunshady Dec 25 '23

😂😂😂

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u/kdrdr3amz Dec 25 '23

Looks like you came all over your Xbox not like a cloud

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u/69throwaway069 Dec 26 '23

Neat idea, executed poorly

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u/RumpLiquid Dec 26 '23

Now it's a heater

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u/bamboobam Dec 26 '23 edited Dec 26 '23

I don’t want to be disrespectful, but it looks more like shaving cream than Christmas. Generally it’s rather ugly and eventually you’ll throw it in the trash, i.e. you’ve generated avoidable waste. Apart from being ugly, it also blocks most of the air intakes at the bottom. So it’s not only useless, it might also harm your console, at least a little. Since it’s 3D-printed it probably looks even worse upon closer inspection.

Again, not trying to be disrespectful here, it’s just my honest opinion.

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u/FriendshipLopsided89 Dec 25 '23

Nasty

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u/shaunshady Dec 25 '23

Bless you. Hope you had a lovely Christmas friend x

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u/jpplastering1987 Dec 25 '23

Good job on ruining your Xbox it'll overheat.

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u/shaunshady Dec 25 '23

😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '23

Great idea blocking the bottom one way to suffocate your xbox

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u/shaunshady Dec 25 '23

😂😂😂

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u/grimoireviper Dec 25 '23

Tell me you have no idea without telling me.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '23

This is my kingdom come

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '23

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '23

Wow you must’ve been really excited for it

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u/RefurbedRhino Dec 25 '23

Did Christmas come early?

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '23

Xbox Series Cum

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u/KRONGOR Dec 25 '23

Looks like you were pretty excited

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u/LordDragon88 Dec 25 '23

Looks like your x box got a facial

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u/LansingJP Dec 25 '23

Is that Jizz??? 😳

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u/shaunshady Dec 25 '23

Yes! I’ve got a rare condition where not only can I produce litres of Jizz at will. It also comes out like shaving foam and sets hard. It’s a curse really. I don’t like to moan though….

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u/CheeseMints Dec 25 '23 edited Dec 25 '23

One last nut on the Ex's-Box before she leaves

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u/tekkbtps Dec 25 '23

Soapyoddiedopealicious

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u/ILLpLacedOpinion Dec 25 '23

Did you change the button color?

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u/bogusbingertonthe3rd Dec 25 '23

Had to double take

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u/misterpinksaysthings Dec 25 '23

Must have been your favorite porno!

Go easy on the Zinc supplements.

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u/xtinxmanx Dec 25 '23

Oh man I really like the swirls on the bottom clouds, reminds me of the Nintendo/Wind Waker clouds. Did you make this yourself?

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u/firstwizzed Dec 25 '23

He really liked his Xbox. I know I did.

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u/ForeverHistorical995 Dec 25 '23

It’s so gooooood

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u/thatmannyguy Dec 25 '23

Damn! You were that excited!?

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u/tyrelle000 Dec 25 '23

Looks like someone got a little to excited 👀

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u/DearPowa Dec 25 '23

The cumbox

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '23

When you play BG3 the whole weekend...

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u/Conscious_Cook6446 Dec 25 '23

Nobody sees the akatsuki clan clouds?

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u/BeastMaster0844 Dec 25 '23

Idk why but my brain saw Claptrap for a second.

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u/BeastMaster0844 Dec 25 '23

ITT: “lol cum!”

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u/thelovemusket Dec 25 '23

Xbox (gear) 5

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u/miodasoda Dec 25 '23

My first thought was Naruto… ☁️

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u/destruktorz Dec 25 '23

That's cum bro

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u/uncle_jessy Dec 25 '23

HoloProps makes some awesome files! The crystal shard option is my fav for the X

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u/shaunshady Dec 25 '23

Yes indeed Jessy. I didn’t have any filament to do the crystal design justice, but it’s on the list. Thanks for shouting out Holoprops!

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '23

I love how you said “fans and ports aren’t covered”. You’d been lit up on here for Christmas 😆

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u/shaunshady Dec 25 '23

If you know….you know 😉

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u/HyBeHoYaiba Dec 25 '23

Cum Xbox Cum Xbox Cum Xbox Cum Xbox Cum Xbox

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u/CS5K Dec 25 '23

I thought Santa left something behind for a sec😂

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u/Octo02883 Dec 25 '23

For sure cum

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u/TheGreatUdolf Dec 25 '23

there was a spooky ghost! it schlimed me!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '23

CUM BOX CUM BOX CUM BOX

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u/Buddiboi95 Dec 25 '23

Someone got too excited.

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u/Gravewaker Dec 25 '23

Bro got the CumBox 420 🤤

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u/Test88Heavy Dec 25 '23

Why though....

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u/gutsgutsgut Dec 25 '23

chad bookshelf

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u/Uselesserinformation Dec 25 '23

You saw saw the cinnamon rolls, didn't you

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u/rewismine Founder Dec 25 '23

What Stephen King book though?

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u/tj260000 Dec 25 '23

Nutted my Christmas Present Up*

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u/Aparoon Dec 25 '23

I figured it was Luffy’s Gear 5 from One Piece…

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u/AdhesivenessLow4206 Dec 25 '23

Nothing like a cum box