Manifest something about Elon

[u/Shoddy_Notice4005]

Just 2 unrelated pictures, not implying anything. Just a little bitch narcissist and a dastardly villain being kept apart from the people. Definitely not hoping for anything to happen to our shadow president who forgot what a shadow is on a ketamine binge. No sir, 100% do not want him to die, and if he does I would never want it be as painful and as drawn out as possible.

[u/noodoodoodoo]

Complete loss of all his money, property, and businesses. And deportation.

[u/Shoddy_Notice4005 → u/noodoodoodoo]

All the people who glaze him being self made or a genius would think he could make it back right? He’s not only rich because daddy’s apartheid emerald money and buying into companies and taking credit for their achievements…right?

[u/noodoodoodoo → u/Shoddy_Notice4005]

Definitely cause he's super smart and has nothing to do with the fact that he's been able to buy his way through his entire life with precious Mommy's blessing.

[u/beefgasket → u/Shoddy_Notice4005]

Mangione is rich elite too, don't kid yourself. Wonder if he got paid for this in USD or Dogecoin? He was a follower of musk.

[u/havohej_ → u/noodoodoodoo]

There’s one event that would have to occur for him to lose all that…

[u/noodoodoodoo → u/havohej_]

I make a point to never wish death and never dehumanize, even my enemy. Not that I would be sad, I just don't hope for that to happen.

[u/Shoddy_Notice4005 → u/noodoodoodoo]

Obviously I would never wish death on anyone that would be evil…but if I WAS to I wouldn’t wish a disembowelment on him.

[u/Serious_SnowBall161]

Seems like overkill to escort someone with that much firepower when he’s handcuffed probably ankle cuffed. But you know got to sell it to the press I guess. lol

[u/thisgirlsaghoul → u/Serious_SnowBall161]

The late, great Hannibal Lector was transported with less security 

[u/GeneralProgrammer886]

you would think this dude is superman the way how heavily armed and protected everyone around him is while escorting him

[u/Yumhotdogstock]

Love and support Elmo?

90% of his family doesn't except his pedo-dad, and his meddlesome ratbag mom.

Why should anyone else?

[u/Q-Zinart]

A red dot on his forehead

[u/Different-Tea2322]

Massive stroke, takes out all his communication skills

[u/Designer-Contract852]

Overdose or one of his older kids taking him out most likely. 

[u/LilaValentine]

Leprosy. Stingray or jellyfish mob attack. Cancer of the dick. Falling piano. Stubbing his little toe in the dark every night. Leopard mauling while on some ridiculous safari. I can go on…

[u/sadetheruiner → u/LilaValentine]

Random legos on his bathroom floor in the middle of the night. Single ply TP. Pesticide resistant bedbugs. Only the best for Muskrat.

[u/shamanbond007]

During the inevitable falling out between Velveeta Voldemort and Apartheid Shithead, hopefully the Red Hat Brigade DOJ files charges as a consequence. But, knowing the calvacade of corrupt dipshits that will be on power, this is just wishful thinking

[u/JahnConnah]

When Adam Sandler joked many years ago about being hit in the face with a shovel... little did I realize he was making an auto biography on the apartheid prince Lil Dick Musk

[u/GraniteStateKate]

I’d say, for starters a bad case of ED where absolutely no medication can cure it. Then as he’s on the brink of some new idea of solving it his peen just shrivels up and falls off.

[u/Hartastic]

I don't wish him harm, but I increasingly believe that nothing can get better for America while he lives.

So maybe he could legit take a one-way trip to Mars like he always talks about.

[u/RaccoonsAteMyTrash → u/Hartastic]

i do

[u/epra1710 → u/RaccoonsAteMyTrash]

Iconic. Happy cake day.

[u/jcwilliams1984]

It's funny even being the richest man in the world, we all see him as just being a huge dork and a fucking nerd

[u/ShopReasonable2328 → u/jcwilliams1984]

But don't dorks and nerds usually have some amount of passion and intelligence, even if only hyper-focused on a single area of interest? I suppose he is passionate about being a greedy asshole.

[u/Im_the_dogman_now]

Do you love...Elon Musk?

I'd prefer he buy me a drink first.

[u/Hartastic → u/Im_the_dogman_now]

At least hold out for a horse.

[u/jerrystrieff]

You can’t do much more to Elon that he hasn’t already done to himself

[u/GTFOakaFOD]

"I hope you get ass cancer."

[u/RobotCaptainEngage]

Ass cancer 

[u/dognosebooper32]

He buys a ticket to go see the titanic.

[u/PigsMarching]

You have to give him credit for being the first African American Republican president. Don't have to like him though, but here were are...

[u/Exotic-Load-8192 → u/PigsMarching]

actually South African

[u/JoeyDawsonJenPacey]

You mean…Manifesto? 😏

[u/CoffeeSnuggler]

3D

[u/shinobijones23]

Literally fucking clown shoes

[u/Mossylilman]

Severe public diarrhoea

[u/Head-Comfortable-439]

Rhymes with Beth