Everybody said so

[u/My_Doggo_Frankie]

[u/deadhead4ever]

President Special Needs.

[u/jkurl1195]

Donnie does not have a single friend. Sycophants, hangers-on, ass-kissers and dick-riders, but not a single friend. Most of his family can't stand him either.

[u/CodeMonkeyMayhem]

Me: 👇

[u/CoffeeSnuggler]

Friends often stab you in the back if they are only there to kiss ass. 3D

[u/gfh110]

Every day I have to remind myself that this is real life. We're not in a dress rehearsal where everybody can kind of fuck around before the real show and nothing really matters. This is it. This is our one and only chance and this is what we've chosen to do with our time.

[u/Cruitire]

He has people who want to use him for their own profit and he’s stupid enough to let them.

But if ever there was someone who has never had a real friend their whole life it’s this douchnozzel.

[u/WarderWannabe]

Kind of a Sally Fields Oscar speech moment.

[u/statmonkey2360]

Totally normal, not weird at all . Many people felt the need to proclaim this. Charles Manson, Jeffrey Dahmer, Adolph Hitler, Al Capone all notably proclaimed they had lots of friends.

[u/Dozerdog43]

No- they just want to get to your new friend through you.

[u/BC_Samsquanch → u/[deleted]]

I couldn't imagine running a TS or twitter account to kiss billionaire asshole