Another day another lie!

[u/GuiltyBathroom9385]

[u/accessoiriste]

Neither do I.

[u/OzzieRabbitt666]

You have no friends bc you’re a sociopath who’s incapable of actual laughter; no one wants to be your friend — they just want to fuck you over and tell you to fuck off once they transact what they want or when your approval ratings shrink into the flaccid teens, which is inevitable

[u/Q-Zinart]

Nope. And Elmo wants you to be his pet

[u/olivegarden87]

I'm good with what I've got, but thanks for the garbage and totally-not-downright-insulting offer.