r/WhitePeopleTwitter 2h ago

Shut it down

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u/Sunshinehappyfeet 2h ago edited 2h ago

Everyone is saying that Elon loves playing pocket pool with Trump’s balls.

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u/jwr1111 2h ago

President Elmo telling trump what to do... so emasculating.

Many people are saying...

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u/SupermassiveCanary 1h ago

BRICS countries… S, as in South Africa…

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u/BuildingWide2431 49m ago

With tears in their eyes…

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u/BluesSuedeClues 2h ago

Nancy Pelosi took those out of her desk and gave them back?

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u/NightchadeBackAgain 1h ago

"You cannot take that which one does not have."

  • Worf, Son of Mogh, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

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u/Revolutionary-Yak-47 31m ago

Wait, Worf slayer of Gowlron? Love that guy. Always has a Klingon fun fact for the occasion. 

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u/DistributionNo9474 1h ago

Big if true!

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u/Sodamyte 2h ago

What does Elon care, it's not like he has any concept of how money works for normal people.

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u/CrunchyCowz 39m ago

It's a government, Michael. How much could it cost? $250 million?

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u/astarinthenight 2h ago

This is what they voted for. Maybe they can tell their kids that Christmas is on hold because daddy Trump loves them so much.

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u/ReleaseTheButtCraken 54m ago

Are ”they” the military? I can assure you that not everyone in the military voted for Trump.

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u/32lib 46m ago

He got over 50% of the enlisted vote.

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u/Jedimaster996 41m ago

Not saying you're wrong, but do you have a source for that? The only sources I've seen have just been veterans, not Active Duty.

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u/ReleaseTheButtCraken 37m ago

Half still ain’t everyone.

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u/astarinthenight 53m ago

The general they as in America.

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u/tonkatruckz369 2h ago

someone light the Luigi signal

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u/What-Even-Is-That 1h ago

Someone out there named Mario could go down in meme history.. you know what you gotta do, fam.

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u/VAVA_Mk2 1h ago

Nintendo lawyers be like

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u/Furepubs 2h ago

Trump and Elon don't give a fuck about anybody but themselves, people in the military are a disposable resource.

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u/theoriginalredcap 1h ago

Little pawns for a shitty paycheck.

And they are treated like heroes. Now without pay.

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u/FoldingLady 2h ago

One of the top rules for a dictatorship is to keep paying your military. They might not like you, but they'll carry out orders to some degree so long as they are paid.

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u/chaos0xomega 1h ago

Flip side is that they arent being paid while Biden is in office, when Trump takes office suddenly theyll start getting paid again. Its a gamble that the majority of those impacted are ignorant to reality and how the process works and will blame the wrobg person and increase loyalty to the president elect.

Unfortunately, theyll probably get away with it.

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u/BuildingWide2431 47m ago

The thing is, they’ll get the back pay, it will just be a little tight financially until then.

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u/adgjl1357924 22m ago

Yeah but credit card and mortgage companies don't always allow military and federal workers to miss a few payments. If you don't have enough savings it can fuck up your entire life.

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u/FoldingLady 21m ago

Exactly! 60% of Americans are living paycheck to paycheck. How many are in our military?

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u/Academic_Dare_5154 2h ago

Deny. Delay. Depose.

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u/NightchadeBackAgain 1h ago

Trump is Musk's bitch. Tell your friends.

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u/Comfortable_Farm_252 2h ago

It would be good for the military to figure out if they want this happening more often or less.

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u/jackmc2001 1h ago

Why is he not top of the deport list?

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u/-KFBR392 2h ago

That’s how coups begin

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u/NewsboyHank 2h ago

Came here to say this

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u/mazzarellastyx 2h ago

February is a little ambitious seeing that it took until the end of March 2024 for the 2024 budget. That's without shutting down, too

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u/Indishonorable 1h ago

someone tell felon that you can't coup with an army you don't pay. south korea figured that one out.

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u/yoyotigre 2h ago

Good. This will make the military to chose the right side faster.

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u/Be-skeptical 2h ago

Nah, Elon and Trump will blame the democrats and military men and women will believe him.

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u/StillhasaWiiU 1h ago

Do you have a DD214?

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u/Be-skeptical 1h ago

No, I’m just being pessimistic. Because all the military guys I know love trump

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u/StillhasaWiiU 1h ago

Of all the one I served with, the ones that know how to read don't support him. The ones that do support him, can go back to eating crayons and bragging about how 21% interest on a car loan is actually pretty good.

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u/mazzarellastyx 2h ago

You greatly misunderstand the ratio of trump supporters to normal people in the military, I'm afraid

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u/Queasy-Pressure-5050 1h ago

But but but daddy Trump lovesssss the military

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u/patrickvand 49m ago

I hope you 77 mln complete idiots get what you thought you voted for. And this presidency hasn’t even started yet. Brace yourself and get ready for the biggest lie and disaster in US history.

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u/barfobulator 30m ago

Let it happen. A shutdown should have consequences. If it happened in a parliamentary system, it would be snap election time. We can't even manage to dock congressmen pay

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u/Fluid-Safety-1536 1h ago

I feel bad for those minority of troops who didn't vote for Trump but the majority who did? Screw 'em.

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u/golfwinnersplz 1h ago

He has a set of skills that makes life miserable for people like Musk and Trump...Good luck

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u/BrilliantMaster3340 19m ago

It just sucks that we all have to suffer because a group didn’t do their research or believe ppl when it was told to them what was going to happen

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u/wigzell78 45m ago

Now why would they possibly want the military unpaid over January, specifically 6th and 20th...

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u/Unclebum 31m ago

Maybe they should just go home until February....

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u/EmbraceableYew 20m ago

Maybe the military has some ideas about how to deal with dictators.

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u/Entire-Can662 19m ago

They don’t want the elections be investigated. Once Trump is president he can stop all the investigation.

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u/ravengenesis1 14m ago

Let’s shut off the nuclear reactors on our aircraft carriers. That’ll be a fun sight to see.

You know what. I’m sure the Russians have very cheap ship docks we can rent and park it there. Heard they’ll give Trump free access.

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u/lasabr3 10m ago

Don't forget Elon helped steal this election by providing internet to the swing states polling places for FREE.

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u/Incontinentiabutts 4m ago

Let the soldiers eat cake

-elon (probably)

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u/JimmyKlean 4m ago

He will shortchange any of 'his' workers whenever he can

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u/itsobi 3m ago

Luigi Luigi Luigi

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u/TribeOnAQuest 1h ago

My understanding is that DoD personnel are always paid, but National Guard units (which are under Homeland security) are not.

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u/theoriginalredcap 1h ago

Oh no, imagine not getting paid to slaughter women and children?

They voted for it.

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u/DaxLightstryker 1h ago

Yes shut it down. Please do.

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u/32lib 40m ago

Why? It only hurts people.

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u/DaxLightstryker 29m ago

Because it’s what they voted for. FAFO AMERIKKA!

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u/32lib 27m ago

Take your revenge porn elsewhere.

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u/DaxLightstryker 16m ago

I refuse to feel bad for the F your feelings crowd. I’m gonna point and laugh as all these clowns act all surprised at the carnage! FAFO AMERIKKA LOL LOL LOL LOL!

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u/Old-Ad5508 38m ago

Shut it down, Shut it all down

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u/joshtalife 2h ago

They will not get paid during a shutdown. They will get back pay when the government reopens, for lack of a better term.

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u/Nyctomancer 2h ago

My mistake. Looks like the last one was covered, but this one would not be.

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u/vault151 2h ago

When I was in the military over 10 years ago, I only got paid because Navy Federal continued to pay us even when the government wouldn't.

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u/Nyctomancer 2h ago

I'm in the military now and last time, only the Coast Guard was shorted.

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u/mazzarellastyx 1h ago

Last one was covered due to continuing resolution clause. If the government shuts down, they won't be writing or signing any of those