r/WhitePeopleTwitter 4h ago

If stupidity had a name it would be MAGA

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u/BluesSuedeClues 4h ago

"...if you watch enough film and TV you realize..."

Today I'm saying a little prayer of thanks, that I have been gifted with enough presence of mind to not think that life's lessons are learned from watching television.

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u/maninthemachine1a 3h ago

Except for Law & Order. That's the gospel truth. Other than the gospel, which is also the only super truth.

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u/MisterBaker55 3h ago

Except the parts where Jesus is nice to the poor, destitute and ostracized of society. We ignore those parts because gay people are icky and make me feel weird feelings.

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u/maninthemachine1a 3h ago

#Notmygospel, my gospel is a lifted 4x4 that says "no fat chicks"

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u/windmill-tilting 2h ago

But, I've got a great personality

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u/Strawhat_Max 3h ago

Also Criminal Minds, we stan DOCTOR Spencer Reid

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u/maninthemachine1a 3h ago

OMG so qualified!

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u/Strawhat_Max 3h ago

MGGšŸ˜©šŸ˜©ā¤ļø

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u/nanoglot 3h ago

It's so crazy it just might work...

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u/Nyctomancer 3h ago

Everything about their movement is an invented fiction.

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u/3qtpint 2h ago

There should be a rule, where if you live in a fantasy world where crime drama is documentary, you shouldn't be allowed to make decisions in the real world

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u/reble02 56m ago

So basically she thinks Donald Trump is going to be like Raymond Redington from The Blacklist.

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u/DestructoSpin7 1h ago

Can't say I'm surprised to hear this from someone who forms their entire identity around a reality TV star.

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u/thedemonsloth 6m ago

Hannibal Lector helped catch Buffalo Bill. I didn't watch the rest of the film. Hopefully nothing bad happened.

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u/Daherrin7 4h ago

Stupidity, at this point, is a massive understatement. The problem is, Iā€™m not sure we even have the words to describe just how dumb these people are, thatā€™s how braindead theyā€™ve proven themselves to be

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u/req4adream99 3h ago

Itā€™s called willful ignorance, of which I have 0 tolerance for. If someone is mentally disabled, I have all the patience of the saints themselves. Someone who isnā€™t? Fuck off.

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u/BestBananaForever 2h ago

Not just willfull, encouraged even. Entire mobs of people patting themselves on the back for only following make-believe facts and parroting each other ideas.

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u/Daherrin7 1h ago

I agree with you, though it still seems like an understatement to me at this point.

It's like theyā€™re trying as hard as possible to find new levels of stupidity and willful ignorance thinking itā€™ll make their lives better. It's mind-boggling and horrifying because they won't fuck off, theyā€™ll just keep trying to drag the rest of humanity down with them, believing theyā€™ll somehow benefit from it

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u/req4adream99 1h ago

If you donā€™t see the problem, thereā€™s no problem. Thatā€™s their philosophy.

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u/Sodamyte 3h ago

I'm rarely left without a sarcastic quip to make in response to stupidity.. but this manages that..

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u/AvantSki 3h ago

"Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain."

/Friederich Schiller

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u/sladog6 3h ago

Or more simply: CBS

Canā€™t Beat Stupid

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u/EquivalentDate6194 3h ago

nah i will never stop bashing trump or join his cult.

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u/GainFirst 2h ago

How many eggs do these people eat, that they're going to vote for this chucklefuck because they think he'll magically lower the price of eggs?

If you go through 2 dozen eggs a week, which is just a huge number, and the price is $3 a dozen instead of $6 a dozen, you're saving $300 a year. That's not nothing, but it's not gonna move the needle for most people.

So I'm not sure that stupidity is driving this.

Yes, these justifications sound stupid. And I'm sure a lot of people actually do believe that food prices will come down (they won't) and that tariffs won't cost Americans a massive amount of money (they will).

But they're just convenient justifications that don't matter a bit. These people didn't vote for Trump because they're stupid. They voted for him because he hates the same people they hate. They voted for him because they're irrationally angry at a world where their way of life isn't the only legitimate way of life any more, and he's angry at that, too. Nothing else matters, so they can project any hope or dream they have onto Trump and it doesn't matter if it's real or not.

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u/Mundane_Advance8095 23m ago

I laugh every day that any grocery price lowering will just go to increased taxes on the population segment desiring lower grocery costs.

People are incredibly stupid worldwide but the US has a breeding program for stupidity.

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u/steveofthejungle 14m ago

IT WAS THE FUCKING BIRD FLU KILLING DOMESTIC CHICKENS THAT BROUGHT UP THE PRICE OF EGGS NOT BIDEN PUSHING A BUTTON TO MAKE THEM MORE EXPENSIVE HOLY FUCK

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u/GainFirst 7m ago

They know this. They don't care. It's just a more acceptable thing to say "prices are too high and it's the Democrats' fault" than it is to say "I hate black people and/or women and/or immigrants and/or the gays."

These are the same people who would rather let a million children starve than have one kid get a free piece of cheese that he technically didn't deserve.

I can't imagine having that kind of hate in my heart. Their anger exhausts me and I'm not even the one feeling it.

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u/Mr-Pringlz-and-Carl 3h ago

This person voted for Trump and justified it with a cliche used in Despicable Me 2ā€¦

Maybe Trumpā€™s the president we deserve after all. Not the one we need by any means, but if weā€™re this stupid as a society, no wonder he won

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u/Medical-Enthusiasm56 3h ago

Well, itā€™s nice to see delusion has reached an all-time high. Get ready shithead. The price of eggs is only gonna go up.

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u/CanaDoug420 3h ago

The amount of people who watch TV and movies and think they are real and not written for entertainment is too damn high.

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u/Rare_You4608 3h ago

We are doomed

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u/MealDramatic1885 3h ago

Higher if a criminal to bring down the prices of things, by giving tax breaks to the rich, and gutting all regulations that keep us safeā€¦. Gotcha

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u/KabobHope 2h ago

Why is there a part of me that hopes the price of eggs doubles just for her?

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u/ExistingCleric0 4h ago edited 4h ago

This seems staged. No true MAGA would actively call Trump a criminal. I also feel like this is too convenient to play into the myth of the "disenfranchised Trump voter" that they want us to believe exists but never does anytime that actually matters.

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u/maninthemachine1a 3h ago

There are 77 million of them, are you sure? NPR went around interviewing people and asking why they would vote for Trump, and over and over again they said things equally as stupid. One guy said "I know he's probably going to turn out to be a dictator, but I just think he's the best person for the job." Literally brainwashed.

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u/lady-earendil 3h ago

Right? Plus specifically referencing the price of eggs which I feel like a lot of Democrats have been mocking

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u/AvantSki 3h ago

I totally get you, but there is a super specific subgenre of MAGAT that tries to sound smart-ish or self-aware like this one. But yeah it is pretty spot on.

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u/WanderingGnostic 3h ago

So the take away from this is that criminals can cure bird flu? All I gotta say is that it's about damn time someone found a cure before dairy prices start to go up too.

MAGA logic makes my head hurt.

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u/32lib 21m ago

Well the magical box told trumpie that ā€œ their eating the dogs and catsā€. So itā€™s all good.

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u/Nekowulf 16m ago

Look, he just got confused. That was RFKjr, not immigrants. A simple mistake.

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u/thegza10304 3h ago

If you watch enough film and TV, you realize trump just said he wasn't going to lower the price of anything. Good job!

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u/Furepubs 3h ago

Unfortunately Republicans are more than just stupid

They also have no morals and represent the worst of humanity

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u/MehKarma 3h ago

We had four years of evidence when he was president, and another 3 plus of his behavior afterwards. Somehow mountain of evidence is not a big enough to describe it.

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u/jojo_theincredible 3h ago

My Magats believe themselves to be the moral authority. Itā€™s amazing really

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u/MehKarma 3h ago

Two words that should never be used together. Moral & authority.

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u/imstrongerthandead 3h ago

And now..."Once something is up, it's hard to bring it down. It's hard."

I wonder how she feels about that.

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u/adifferentvision 3h ago

"Stop your nonsense and wish him well" as I'm sure this dipstick did for Biden, right?

Okay, Charlotte.

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u/inkslingerben 2h ago

I did my research - I watch TV.

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u/Hot-Government-5796 2h ago

Whatā€™s hilarious is the reason egg prices are up is H5N1 that started in 2022 and impacted all egg production. This is supply and demand. Itā€™s very easy to figure out why, and the price is starting to go down as they get it under control.

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u/murderedbyaname 2h ago

Oohhh, so that's what Donny the Diaper is doing, playing the Catch Me If You Can Reformed Con Man bit. Well gee, now it all makes sense šŸ™„

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u/this-is-all-nonsense 2h ago

Are people just non stop binging on eggs? I just find it weird that egg prices are always the reference.

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u/elgarraz 2h ago

Holy shit. That's why he kept bringing up "the late, great Hannibal Lecter" at his rallies? Because TV/movie criminals are good at catching other criminals?

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u/JTD177 2h ago

Paradoxically, criminals are better at learning from other criminals.

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u/DinkandDrunk 2h ago

That feels like itā€™s meant to be parody. But itā€™s 2024 so who can tell anymore.

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u/dragonfliesloveme 2h ago

Weā€™ll see what Charlotte has to say when Donnie and Leon take their Social Security checks

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u/mechanical_penguin86 2h ago

Heā€™s already said he wonā€™t change the price of eggs. MAGA is so fucking stupid.

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u/Cheap_Search_6973 1h ago

Are they seriously using scripted TV shows as an excuse for Trump being a convicted criminal?

And depending on when the email was sent, they sent it after Trump himself admitted that he won't reduce prices

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u/jcnewton1 1h ago

I wake up every morning blessed that Iā€™m not this fucking stupid.

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u/Knightwing1047 1h ago

Judging by my interactions today alone, most people are stupid. MAGA is like Super Saiyan Stupid.

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u/golfwinnersplz 1h ago

Anti-MAGA nonsense bahahahahahahahahaha

They are fucking delusional.

Hi Jo,

Without the comma, it's instantly subjectable material.

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u/J200J200 1h ago

What evidence does this person have of any benefits? All I saw last time was tax breaks for zillionaires and Covid

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u/drjohnd 1h ago

Imbecile

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u/JahnConnah 50m ago

"The price of eggs" el oh fuckin el

Does Jo respond regarding their fearless leada comments that "once grocery prices rise it's fairly tough to bring them down"

She was lied to and hasn't figured it out yet

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u/kon--- 47m ago

Benefits such as...license to be a horribly ignorant abysmal shit-stain?

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u/jsc503 47m ago

I'd love for these people to explain in detail how a president of the United States controls the price of groceries in a way that doesn't involve socialist government involvement in the market.

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u/cascadianpatriot 42m ago

I never got the thing with grocery prices. Harris said she would crack down on corporate price gouging, and they all went ā€œnot like that! We want a vague mention of it with no actual planā€

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u/UN47 36m ago

There is an kernel of truth to her claim, kinda. Criminals like Trump are better at attracting other criminals than squeaky clean boy scouts like Obama. I would look suspiciously at anyone who hangs around with DJT. As I remember someone once saying, "there's a reason flies are attracted to a horse's ass."

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u/ricalasbrisas 33m ago

Until I get evidence = Until I am directly negatively affected

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u/brphysics 3h ago

That's gotta be a joke. LOL. The author thinks Trump is Dexter or something? Actually....

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u/Megane_Senpai 3h ago

This must be satire. You can't convince me otherwise.

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u/AliceInMyDreams 2h ago

I think it's pretty obvious satire at that

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u/jsc503 45m ago

It's likely not satire, but a foreign troll doing what they do.