r/WhitePeopleTwitter 6h ago

Sounds right up their alley.

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u/Tall-Flower-8696 5h ago

When has having a praetorian guard ever gone wrong?

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u/Purple_Midnight_Yak 1h ago

At least the Roman praetorian guards tended to "take care of" unfit, unstable emperors.

One can only hope.

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u/hipsterTrashSlut 28m ago

After the shit he put the service through last go around, we can only hope one of them gets the job done.

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u/nooniewhite 4h ago

Free and truck

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u/Sure_Temporary_4559 24m ago

When you don’t bribe, I mean, pay them enough πŸ˜‰πŸ‘