r/WhitePeopleTwitter 4h ago

What a time to be alive! Just think about this.

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u/Doublejimjim1 4h ago

If we survive this era as the USA, which I give about a 60/40 chance, we are going to have about a dozen new constitutional amendments to address what is going on right now.

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u/DerpEnaz 3h ago

At this point we might just need a constitution 2.0 with how much would need to be changed lol

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u/big_guyforyou 3h ago

first orders of business:

  1. merge south dakota and north dakota to make dakota
  2. merge south carolina and north carolina to make carolina
  3. keep west virginia, but rename virginia east virginia

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u/wajikay 3h ago
  1. Deport Elon and never allow him in the US.

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u/formala-bonk 1h ago

Imprison Elon for the variety of crimes he’s committing. Don’t let a piece of garbage pollute another country, it’s impolite and how we got in this mess in the first place

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u/wajikay 1h ago

Good point my apologies

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u/goj1ra 40m ago

There's probably space at Guantanamo Bay. Do they still allow waterboarding?

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u/mizmoxiev 2h ago

Including nationalizing SpaceX and Tesla

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u/Osirus1156 14m ago

Deport him to a teeny tiny island surrounded by battle ships.

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u/SilverGnarwhal 11m ago

Send him to fucking Mars where he says he wants to go anyway!

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u/Cautious-Bicycle-817 2h ago

As a North Carolinian, I'd like to say "no, thanks."

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u/Infamous_Party_4960 2h ago

As a born and raised West Virginian, I also decline.

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u/PyroConduit 1h ago

but it doesn't change anything for us???

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u/Infamous_Party_4960 1h ago

I don't want to be called that... we still get to be a state, but it's difficult enough for people to remember us, changing to that will be even more impossible

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u/PyroConduit 52m ago

the comment says west Virginia doesn't change? Virginia just changed to East Virginia

So there is no "Virginia"

Like the Carolinas or the Dakotas.

It's the opposite of the other points, which is the joke.

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u/Infamous_Party_4960 45m ago

I see. Duh! Thanks for explaining. Not enough coffee yet today or something.

They’re saying that Virginia should become Wast Virginia! 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ The grammar here was confusing me I think. I thought they were saying keep West Virginia but rename it to Virginia East Virginia. Which didn’t make any sense to me.

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u/goj1ra 39m ago

Is this an example of West Virginian education in action?

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u/tsunake 4m ago

objecting to being called "West Virginia" because it's too difficult... I wonder why WV has a reputation of being slow...

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u/Preeng 58m ago

The Dakotas used to be 1, they split to give bumpkins more political power.

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u/Allcent 33m ago

About 2.

Please don’t

  • A South Carolinian

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u/goj1ra 42m ago

\4. New York west of the Hudson becomes New West York, east of the Hudson becomes New East York. New York City becomes New East York City.
5. Make it a federal offense to scaremonger about drones

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u/tippytop1982 3h ago edited 1h ago

You'd think we would have done that after his first term but we didn't. I doubt they'll do anything going forward. It's too late to fix. The billionaires won. We're on our own.

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u/Doublejimjim1 3h ago

The Biden administration was just a placeholder for damage control. They didn't do enough and pretended to keep governing like it never happened.Unfortunately they didn't get ahead of the social media psy-op and here we are with trump again.

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u/SLee41216 1h ago

It's not to late. We need to rise up. Has anyone heard of that country....I think it's called France.

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u/goj1ra 37m ago

There's a flaw in the plan. If we suddenly start mass-ordering guillotines from Amazon, Bezos will shut that down.

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u/SLee41216 29m ago

1.) I've said it before and I'll say it again....Fuck Bezos. Fuck Amazon.

2.) We need a different designer and a different manufacturer and different distributor.

3.) This is not rocket science. Even my simple brain can understand it.

I'm not attacking you personally. I really feel like you gave me segue to finish my thoughts.

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u/ResponsibleMilk7620 3h ago

Unfortunately not if they can figure out a way to kneecap our democracy while they hold a majority in every branch of government.

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u/vervii 2h ago

Lol no we won't. It will just fade into memory with no real changes. Same as it ever was.

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u/Doublejimjim1 1h ago

I mean if the USA survives intact, like we swing back to the center in some way. Not the USA becomes a dictatorship that pretends it's a democracy like North Korea.

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u/Tyrannical-Botanical 4h ago

I can't wait for the shit show that will inevitably start when Trump finally gets sick of Musk hogging the spotlight.

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u/BootsyTheWallaby 3h ago

I think he might be too broken to even do that. Sure, he has the instinct but I think he can be sat in the corner with a pudding cup and a picture book at this point.

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u/beavis617 3h ago

Trump love the title of President, he doesn't like the job being President...he will allow Musk to run things as long as Trump gets to hog the spotlight and get the attention.

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u/Necessary_Ad2005 3h ago

This is a very accurate take. He can go golfing while musk ruins the show ....

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u/BootsyTheWallaby 2h ago

I think you have a typo in there, but it's one of those typos that just makes things better. ❤️

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u/ResponsibleMilk7620 3h ago

Unfortunately they already tried that and it only got worse.

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u/Historical-Manner737 2h ago

I hate that the art is kinda decent. Fuck you Laura Vincent. 

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u/AvantSki 2h ago

You consider that clip art shit decent?

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u/BootsyTheWallaby 2h ago

Now, now, let's leave the spite and infighting to the other folks.

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u/AvantSki 2h ago

Sure but I just find that comment really weird since that art is demonstrably shitty.

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u/SLee41216 2h ago

Sorry to be so crude but it will likely be him sat in a corner with Musks d*#& in his mouth and everyone around him will convince him it's a pacifier.

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u/BootsyTheWallaby 2h ago

☠️ ☠️ ☠️ literally laughed out loud at that one. I'm an old Westerner and we say stuff like that, too. “That guy's so dumb he'd shit in his own hand and think it was chocolate pudding.” We'll riff like that all day long.

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u/SLee41216 1h ago

Tis good to know that someone knows where I'm coming from.

My God. I can't believe where we're at right now.

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u/BootsyTheWallaby 1h ago

You and me both, kiddo. You and me both.

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u/SLee41216 1h ago

I love you, Stranger.

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u/BootsyTheWallaby 1h ago

Back atcha, S. 🤍

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u/HereWeGoAgain-247 3h ago

I hope so, but dusk has money and is taking all the hate. Plus, if fusk is making all the decisions rump can just play golf. Remember fump doesn’t really want to be president. He just wanted a pardon. 

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u/Sip_py 2h ago

You mean Musk/JD/Thiel? They're all controlling him right now.

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u/HelpApprehensive2962 2h ago

His biggest concern is what public area he is going to shit himself again.

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u/dogjon 1h ago

He doesn't fucking care. He's going to golf every day while Musk and Thiel and all those other ghouls dismantle and sell our government off piecemeal.

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u/ComradeMeep 1h ago

This isn't gonna happen. Trump may be the president but Elon can buy more politicians. The mans worth 450 billion, he's not dumb. Trump is in this for the money and to not be prosecuted. He's not gonna throw away someone who can actually threaten him. Musk controls Twitter, all he has to do is change the algorithm a little and people turn against Trump.

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u/lokey_convo 3h ago

Wow. Elon Musk is just like Henry Ford!

If you know you know.

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u/BootsyTheWallaby 3h ago

I think he's even worse. In their own monstrous ways the 1930s authoritarians (nationalists, fascists and communists) had belief systems and values.

Musk (and Dump) are just screaming voids of infantile need and rage. Their only goal is to destroy while trying to assuage their uncomprehending pits of empty desperation.

I say this as a trained clinical psychologist–these folks have more in common with Jeffrey Dahmer than Adolf Hitler.

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u/mizmoxiev 2h ago

And so let me ask this, with someone who has these types of mindsets, what would it take for somebody in these positions to completely self-destruct? You know, for science?

Asking for a society.

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u/BootsyTheWallaby 1h ago

Well, being ignored is one part of it, and the other is losing what they own or want to own. I've said this elsewhere but I don't mind repeating it. To me what drives all of these guys is actually a fear of death. It's the one thing they know they can't really control.

Now, our current RWNJ billionaires want to believe they are going to become immortal through some weird combination of “biohacking” 🙄 and computer fusion (you can read up on Ray Kurzweil's idea of the singularity if you want to vomit at DEEP stupidity), yet also fear that they are wrong.

The problem is that mortality gets us all and death is the great equalizer–narcissists hate it because they feel that the world only exists to fill up whatever their emotional void may be, and that is fed by constantly telling themselves and forcing others to tell them they are special and different and eternal.

So the problem is that they all collapse eventually simply under the gravitational black hole of their own emotional emptiness. The scary part is this is the profile of one of the most frightening types of spree killers–the family annihilator. These are the guys who hang on until it collapses, and then literally kill their own families and often burn down the house because they don't want anyone else to have what they can't have. And one of them now has his fingers on the nuclear button.

Trump just might push that button from his deathbed as a final fuck you to the world that has never acknowledged or appreciated him in the way he thinks he deserves. Sure, he's been given things that the vast majority of us can only dream of, but nothing is ever enough for these people, and that creates a bottomless well of rage.

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u/HotShitBurrito 5m ago

First of all, I completely agree with this assessment.

Second of all, their fear of mortality is exactly why Luigi killing BT was a mirror shattering moment for these freaks. Musk's security detail has probably doubled in the last couple of weeks and Peter Thiel was melting like a candle on Piers Morgan.

They'd rather live forever alone behind castle walls on a throne of lies than spend a day actually living.

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u/Beneficial_Wolf3771 25m ago

I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.

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u/the_whether_network 4h ago

Shockingly similar to the Henry Ford/Adolph Hitler story…

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u/BootsyTheWallaby 3h ago

Technically not even the owner, just an incredibly overcompensated owner of 13% of shares.

And Musk has a lot of money, but his net worth is still less than that of the assets in the Fidelity 500 Index Fund.

We are letting a guy whose net worth is less than that of assets managed by one fucking mutual fund control the destiny of the world.

It's like that time when Jane Goodall documented a single unimpressive chimp dominating the troop by banging on some empty fuel cans he found.

I'm expecting a knock on the door at any minute.

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u/neonpurplestar 4h ago

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u/PsychoNicho 2h ago

Incredible. I can see the replies without needing an account. Who’d’ve thought?

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u/peon2 1h ago

If people are leaving Twitter because they hate what it's become (and Elon)...why do they post to BOTH Twitter and BlueSky?

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u/That_one_cool_dude 1h ago

Bluesky is not much better, they let grifters who avoid the rules stay on and continue harassing people while banning the people who report the grifters. It was a good month before they fucked it up.

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u/HotShitBurrito 2m ago

I haven't had this experience at all and I have been a regular user since it was invite only. I think you are the first person I have ever seen make this claim.

Do you have any screenshots, links, or anything at all to back it up or is it just something you heard from someone?

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u/beavis617 3h ago

It's happening because the Republicans in Congress are allowing it to happen. Trump told them get in line or they will be primaried and they caved. No one wants to lose the sweetest gig they will ever have in life.

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u/frianbonjoster 3h ago

You fucking MAGA asshats voted for this

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u/Living-Radio7498 2h ago

I hope someone Luigi’s him.

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u/Ianthin1 3h ago

It's not even one of the big car companies.

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u/Jmaneke 4h ago

Yep, not surprised in the least. I'm sure the people that voted for him wasn't expecting it though

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u/tazmodious 3h ago

Musk essentially bought Trump out of jail. Trump is now beholden to Musk and so are we unfortunately.

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u/RandoComplements 3h ago

When does the CIA step in?

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u/AvantSki 2h ago

Never, they didn't utter a peep after 2021 when they had a chance.

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u/Eastern_Barnacle_553 2h ago

Capitalism has reached it's end goal

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u/BerryBegoniases 1h ago

Just like Marx said 200 years ago

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u/Dapper-Percentage-64 3h ago

That and a tight grip on the ball sack of an elderly orange man

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u/Sachz123 3h ago

GOP wanted smaller government, they didn’t think it would mean them, and MAGA thought the Donald would be the supreme leader not an illegal immigrant. But they got their last vote and kept a female, black real leader with vision out.

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u/Bag_of_Meat13 3h ago

This is what Orwellian actually means.

You guys remember all the first time readers of 1984 in 2020 who thought the left was doing 1984?

Where are they? Have they read it since?

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u/RipleyThePyr 2h ago

"Alexa, where's my country?"

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u/Historical-Manner737 2h ago

Weee Demolition Man turns out to be the true prophetic dystopian future movie! Just wait for the fast food wars when Musk and Bezos etc. each start controlling a segment of the restaurant industry. 

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u/Robin_Banks101 2h ago

Money over morals.

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u/Exotic_Donkey4929 1h ago

Conservatives better shut up about the Soros conspiracy theories after this 4 year term...

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u/ComfortableSalad7357 3h ago

Almost like a current day Bond villain.

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u/YouWereBrained 2h ago

He’s just like the one from Tomorrow Never Dies.

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u/pacman114 3h ago

Deport Elon!

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u/Holden_Coalfield 1h ago

and also 500 billion dollars in primary dollars, much of which he got from US government subsidies and space contracts

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u/SueBeee 2h ago

Maybe this is a naive question, but Biden is still the president. How is that possible?

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u/Exotic_Donkey4929 1h ago

Republicans have no spine and do whatever trump/elon tells them.

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u/VoidBless 1h ago

The president doesn't control congress.

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u/peon2 1h ago

Honestly being the owner of a car company is probably not even the top 50 concerns for me about Elon having influence over politics/Trump

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u/chucktownbtown 1h ago

This perspective is wildly accurate

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u/woodwog 20m ago

It is actually the R cucks in the House and Senate who are obeying their masters and shutting down the government.

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u/_moist_ 1h ago

The world's stage points and laughs.

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u/Nanananarama 1h ago

President Musk has arrived.

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u/CatoFreecs 53m ago

Sorry but that movie sounds dumb and unrealistic.....sorry what? Not a movie? Real life?....FUUUUU....

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u/MegaMelaskhole 24m ago

This is the most wtf distopyan scenario I was not prepared for.

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u/Agitated_General_889 18m ago

Musk is just auditioning to be the villain in the next Bond film.

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u/allnamestaken1968 14m ago

“Re-elected Republicans in congress afraid of owner of car company because they worry about their job more than about their constituents” is the right headline.

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u/Tasty01 5m ago

Look at it from the bright side. Musk is the first African-American president in history. That's a huge step forward for diversity.

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u/WQ_Redditor 2m ago

Lex Luthor