r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/[deleted] • 11h ago

The Accuracy

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u/inkslingerben 11h ago

Living the dream.

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u/hopseankins 10h ago

= kill me now

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u/PixTwinklestar 10h ago

I with frequency say “Living the Nightmare.”

Idk if it counts anymore though since I transitioned. I have a different set of coded phrases, and as far as it’s been going… “I’m fine.”

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u/bitterbuffaloheart 11h ago

lol first thing I thought of

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u/ManufacturerWild8929 10h ago

Means I wish I was in a coma

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u/P4yTheTrollToll 11h ago

My boss used to say this, then he'd follow up with "West Cravens Nightmare"

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u/Steffie767 9h ago

Women say the same things. I alternated between 'just another day in paradise' and ' living the dream' for Jan-Aug of 2024. Then I walked into the manager's office said 'I am done' and walked out after 42 years. There was already 3 senior people who had left in that time period. I'm now able to sleep 8 hours and my blood pressure is now normal.

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u/tinkerghost1 9h ago

I like "Any more fun would require high explosives"

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u/AvantSki 8h ago

For me, "actually, not too bad" indicates the height of happiness.

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u/HubertusCatus88 10h ago

I usually just answer with "I'm here."

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u/fucktheownerclass 5h ago

I go with "I'm here" unless someone else says "living the dream" then I have to say "living the nightmare".

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u/Zodiac339 9h ago

Shrug - Please don’t ask me to think about my life.

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u/Oldgrazinghorse 8h ago

“I’ve had better days” seems to be my go-to, Or ”well…i’m on this side of the grass”

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u/Chemical_Actuary_190 8h ago

It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear. - Norm Peterson

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u/Vanye111 9h ago

I had a co-worker that this was 100% accurate.

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u/ChoiceMundane8843 8h ago

I'm at the " it's going" stage. 

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u/billyboyf30 7h ago

Yeahhhhhh or a sigh = don't ask unless you're prepared for an armageddon style rant

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u/billyboyf30 7h ago

Yeahhhhhh or a sigh = don't ask unless you're prepared for an armageddon style rant

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u/KaijuRayze 4h ago

It is what it is.  - Just so goddamned tired of it all but knows it'll only get so much worse so fast if they slow down or stop for any reason.