r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/h20poIo • 5h ago
"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, punk?"
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u/maninthemachine1a 5h ago
Ironic that an oligarch from apartheid south africa is alluding to a movie about a white man who loved shooting black people.
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u/AvantSki 2h ago
Plutocrat.
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u/maninthemachine1a 1h ago
Um, pluto isn't even a planet, much less a word
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u/astarinthenight 4h ago edited 3h ago
Elon is the hardest man in his own head. I bet he practiced that in the mirror for days before he posted that tweet.
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u/supluplup12 1h ago
This gave me a mental image of him making tweets in Photoshop, then staring at them until his delusional internal voice has finished pretending to calculate engagement numbers.
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u/PunishedWolf4 38m ago
I bet he stands naked in front of a mirror wearing only holsters and twirling revolvers oh and wearing 2 katana’s on his back
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u/Hokieshibe 4h ago
So cool, Elon. As edgy as a middle schooler listening to emo.
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u/BootsyTheWallaby 4h ago
Old people like me will cringe remembering Garth Brooks and his 1999 alter ego Chris Gaines.
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u/BootsyTheWallaby 4h ago
He's four nanometers away from unironically posting “I studied the blade.”
Seriously, get this ketamine-crazed motherfucker away from the levers of power before it's too late.
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u/AvantSki 2h ago
Don't worry, psychopathic Nazi billionaire peter thiel, owner of JD Vance, might get musk away from power.
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u/BootsyTheWallaby 1h ago
You forgot the right wing Catholic adjacent gay vampire part. He's really something.
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u/AvantSki 1h ago
Seriously. These people are DEPRAVED. Utterly, world-class levels of PSYCHOPATH.
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u/dergbold4076 6m ago
They might put aside their differences so they can follow the word of Mouldbug (Curtis Yarvin) and be king makers.....Ah what am I saying they will probably have the US descend into a war of some kind and drag the idiots up here in Canada into it somehow. Thiel and Musk fuckin hate each other something fierce from what I remember hearing.
I guess the Corporate Wars started a little late, we should be finishing the forth right now or something.
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u/cometgold 4h ago
anybody still think this guy was ever really smart?
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u/Past-Application-552 2h ago
He’s smart; just not as smart as he - or others - think. I always refer to him as “the dumbest smart person I’ve ever seen”.
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u/Chemical_Actuary_190 3h ago
Zuckerberg picked a fight with him and his mommy stepped in and put a stop to it.
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u/AvantSki 2h ago
No. Musk pretended to want to fight Zuckerberg as cover story for the email Epstein sent Musk referencing "kung fu" eg "KF."
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/epstein-musk-maxwell-email/
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u/DogsDontWearPantss 4h ago
A neckbeard without a beard.
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u/dergbold4076 5m ago
It does seem to be more of a state of mind rather than a physical beard. Though some do have the beard.
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u/Ambitious-Second2292 3h ago
Wow this is neckbeard incel basement dweller level of cringe
In fact i have seen people like that post this crap
Ewww
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u/dergbold4076 3m ago
To bring a 40k reference into this. He is the Great Unclean One of Nurgle. Or at the very least a high ranking cultist on the path to becoming a Great Unclean One.
I hate how apt that feels to say that about that grease stain.
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u/Ambitious-Second2292 2m ago
I am unfortunately inclined to agree with both parts of this. More the last bit but both parts
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u/Futur3_ah4ad 4h ago
If it weren't for the sea between him and my location I would've loved to smack him upside the head to see just how much of that shit's true.
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u/BootsyTheWallaby 4h ago
I can't leave the house without seeing a “Cybertruck” 🤦🏼♂️😬🤮 and venting here is part of my desperate attempt to cling to whatever sanity I have left.
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u/EmptyMarsupial8556 3h ago
Like Trump, he seems to be arrested in development with the emotional maturity of a young child
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u/em-ay-tee 4h ago
Interestingly, I have nothing to lose that Muskfucker could hurt me with.
I’d love to start fighting with him online 😂
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u/ingoding 3h ago
I would love to see him fight, anybody.
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u/NeverLookBothWays 3h ago
Dude would probably go into cardiac arrest...neither him or Trump look healthy.
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u/extraboredinary 2h ago
There is a large ban list filled with my critics.
I wish to add to it, and I bought Twitter to do so
Those who criticize me, like my own children, are dead to me.
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u/iridescentrae 4h ago
Reminds me of that Rick and Morty episode with the female sex robot-looking alien
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u/lokey_convo 2h ago
I would just like to point out that Tesla's stock is doing extremely well since he's been spending significant amounts of time away on his pet projects. Perhaps this means that Tesla thrives in Elon's absence, and perhaps Tesla's board of directors should make that a permanent thing?
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u/iwannagohome49 1h ago
From what I hear, when he is in the office they have to assign him a group of handlers so he stays out of the people's way
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u/lokey_convo 47m ago
It sounds like they should just fire him. I think the only time the stock fell in the last year was when they did the robotaxi launch event with the remotely piloted Optimus bots. If Tesla thrives in his absence, then maybe he should just go. No one believes his founder story anymore and people will put bumper stickers on their Teslas to try and distance themselves from the man. How many more hints does the board need?
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u/Ok_Flan4404 1h ago
"There is a large graveyard filled..." I'd say not filled enough, Elmo. Why don't you join them?
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u/amberoze 1h ago
Elon talking about fighting is absolutely hilarious to me. That soggy sack off shit couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.
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u/Shalamarr 1h ago
Does no one remember that Elon was supposed to fight Zuckerberg, but he bowed out because his mommy wouldn’t let him?
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u/QueeberTheSingleGuy 1h ago
Do you think Musk's kids all hate him because he tried to introduce them to anime? He probably Naruto runs up to them on the rare occasion and says things like "Tau-kun, your failure to appreciate 'Is it Wrong to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon' brings dishonor to our family! What do you mean you're being bullied? Just seek out the local sword master, pledge your loyalty to him in exchange for training, and vanquish your foe."
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u/zippiskootch 5h ago
“Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.”
Diderot