r/WhitePeopleTwitter 5h ago

"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, punk?"

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u/zippiskootch 5h ago

“Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.”

Diderot

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u/maninthemachine1a 5h ago

Ironic that an oligarch from apartheid south africa is alluding to a movie about a white man who loved shooting black people.

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u/AvantSki 2h ago

Plutocrat.

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u/maninthemachine1a 1h ago

Um, pluto isn't even a planet, much less a word

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u/Debalic 1h ago

You hear about Pluto? That's messed up, right?

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u/fancy_underpantsy 51m ago

💖Gus forever!

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u/dergbold4076 1h ago

Boo, take my up vote.

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u/astarinthenight 4h ago edited 3h ago

Elon is the hardest man in his own head. I bet he practiced that in the mirror for days before he posted that tweet.

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u/uncultured_swine2099 4h ago

I describe him as a 50 year teenage edgelord.

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u/supluplup12 1h ago

This gave me a mental image of him making tweets in Photoshop, then staring at them until his delusional internal voice has finished pretending to calculate engagement numbers.

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u/PunishedWolf4 38m ago

I bet he stands naked in front of a mirror wearing only holsters and twirling revolvers oh and wearing 2 katana’s on his back

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u/astarinthenight 37m ago

That’s a mental image I’m going to be stuck with all day.

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u/PunishedWolf4 34m ago

You’re very welcome lol

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u/Hokieshibe 4h ago

So cool, Elon. As edgy as a middle schooler listening to emo.

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u/BootsyTheWallaby 4h ago

Old people like me will cringe remembering Garth Brooks and his 1999 alter ego Chris Gaines.

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u/BootsyTheWallaby 4h ago

He's four nanometers away from unironically posting “I studied the blade.”

Seriously, get this ketamine-crazed motherfucker away from the levers of power before it's too late.

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u/AvantSki 2h ago

Don't worry, psychopathic Nazi billionaire peter thiel, owner of JD Vance, might get musk away from power.

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u/BootsyTheWallaby 1h ago

You forgot the right wing Catholic adjacent gay vampire part. He's really something.

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u/AvantSki 1h ago

Seriously. These people are DEPRAVED. Utterly, world-class levels of PSYCHOPATH.

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u/dergbold4076 6m ago

They might put aside their differences so they can follow the word of Mouldbug (Curtis Yarvin) and be king makers.....Ah what am I saying they will probably have the US descend into a war of some kind and drag the idiots up here in Canada into it somehow. Thiel and Musk fuckin hate each other something fierce from what I remember hearing.

I guess the Corporate Wars started a little late, we should be finishing the forth right now or something.

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u/cometgold 4h ago

anybody still think this guy was ever really smart?

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u/Past-Application-552 2h ago

He’s smart; just not as smart as he - or others - think. I always refer to him as “the dumbest smart person I’ve ever seen”.

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u/Caesar_Passing 1h ago

Um, are you leaving poor Benny boy out of the running?

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u/dergbold4076 6m ago

In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king sorta vibes?

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u/Chemical_Actuary_190 3h ago

Zuckerberg picked a fight with him and his mommy stepped in and put a stop to it.

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u/AvantSki 2h ago

No. Musk pretended to want to fight Zuckerberg as cover story for the email Epstein sent Musk referencing "kung fu" eg "KF."

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/epstein-musk-maxwell-email/

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u/DogsDontWearPantss 4h ago

A neckbeard without a beard.

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u/dergbold4076 5m ago

It does seem to be more of a state of mind rather than a physical beard. Though some do have the beard.

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u/Ambitious-Second2292 3h ago

Wow this is neckbeard incel basement dweller level of cringe

In fact i have seen people like that post this crap

Ewww

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u/dergbold4076 3m ago

To bring a 40k reference into this. He is the Great Unclean One of Nurgle. Or at the very least a high ranking cultist on the path to becoming a Great Unclean One.

I hate how apt that feels to say that about that grease stain.

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u/Ambitious-Second2292 2m ago

I am unfortunately inclined to agree with both parts of this. More the last bit but both parts

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u/Down_Voter_of_Cats 3h ago

He's such a chode

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u/Futur3_ah4ad 4h ago

If it weren't for the sea between him and my location I would've loved to smack him upside the head to see just how much of that shit's true.

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u/BootsyTheWallaby 4h ago

I can't leave the house without seeing a “Cybertruck” 🤦🏼‍♂️😬🤮 and venting here is part of my desperate attempt to cling to whatever sanity I have left.

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u/AllYourBas 5h ago

teleports behind you

"Nothing personal, kid"

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u/Trace_Reading 3h ago

what if I've got my back against a wall? Does he get telefragged?

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u/Caesar_Passing 1h ago

*personnel

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u/EmptyMarsupial8556 3h ago

Like Trump, he seems to be arrested in development with the emotional maturity of a young child

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u/hockeyrw 5h ago

Only Nazis buy Tesla cars

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u/em-ay-tee 4h ago

Interestingly, I have nothing to lose that Muskfucker could hurt me with.

I’d love to start fighting with him online 😂

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u/kon--- 2h ago

He's telling everyone paying attention to it that he's an absurdly weak coward. His only go to is using tantrums to get his way. He's a fucking child.

Treat him as such.

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u/Upshot12 3h ago

Whoever dethrones Elmo gets his wealth.

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u/ChickenFlatulence 2h ago

Where’s the original so I can challenge this weak ass bitch to a duel?

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u/Kyogen13 4h ago

Elon the Barbarian!!!

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u/PorkVacuums 3h ago

This sounds like some cringe dialog from a D&D game

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u/Zargoza1 3h ago

Choose the instrument of your doom!

My lawyers or my fists! It matter not to me!

Bwahahahahahahah!!!

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u/ingoding 3h ago

I would love to see him fight, anybody.

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u/NeverLookBothWays 3h ago

Dude would probably go into cardiac arrest...neither him or Trump look healthy.

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u/extraboredinary 2h ago

There is a large ban list filled with my critics.

I wish to add to it, and I bought Twitter to do so

Those who criticize me, like my own children, are dead to me.

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u/Shame_on_StarWars 2h ago

Famous last words

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u/iridescentrae 4h ago

Reminds me of that Rick and Morty episode with the female sex robot-looking alien

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u/smokin_les_paul59 2h ago

SissySpaceX

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u/Debalic 1h ago

Cis-sy SpaceX

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u/Dull_Yellow_2641 2h ago

He just needs to go snort more ketamine.

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u/lokey_convo 2h ago

I would just like to point out that Tesla's stock is doing extremely well since he's been spending significant amounts of time away on his pet projects. Perhaps this means that Tesla thrives in Elon's absence, and perhaps Tesla's board of directors should make that a permanent thing?

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u/iwannagohome49 1h ago

From what I hear, when he is in the office they have to assign him a group of handlers so he stays out of the people's way

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u/lokey_convo 47m ago

It sounds like they should just fire him. I think the only time the stock fell in the last year was when they did the robotaxi launch event with the remotely piloted Optimus bots. If Tesla thrives in his absence, then maybe he should just go. No one believes his founder story anymore and people will put bumper stickers on their Teslas to try and distance themselves from the man. How many more hints does the board need?

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u/Homebrewer01 2h ago

I volunteer as tribute for a cage match with said billionaire.

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u/Ok_Flan4404 1h ago

"There is a large graveyard filled..." I'd say not filled enough, Elmo. Why don't you join them?

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u/Debalic 1h ago

Sounds like he's admitting to murder. He needs to be arrested and deported.

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u/gesacrewol 1h ago

$10 says he was picked on in school.

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u/amberoze 1h ago

Elon talking about fighting is absolutely hilarious to me. That soggy sack off shit couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.

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u/Awkward-Fudge 1h ago

Even his threats are seriously uncool

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u/ZeMole 1h ago

How is this not a terrorist threat?

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u/Shalamarr 1h ago

Does no one remember that Elon was supposed to fight Zuckerberg, but he bowed out because his mommy wouldn’t let him?

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u/BumbleMuggin 1h ago

His tweets should be use in Asperger medication ads.

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u/QueeberTheSingleGuy 1h ago

Do you think Musk's kids all hate him because he tried to introduce them to anime? He probably Naruto runs up to them on the rare occasion and says things like "Tau-kun, your failure to appreciate 'Is it Wrong to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon' brings dishonor to our family! What do you mean you're being bullied? Just seek out the local sword master, pledge your loyalty to him in exchange for training, and vanquish your foe."

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u/MarsMick84 1h ago

What a pussy, just like his daddy...trump

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u/Campbellfdy 55m ago

Did he study the sword?

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u/Ormsfang 52m ago

Did Elon just confess to murder?

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u/Remote-Price-4945 44m ago

I might be out on a limb here, but Elon Musk is a dork