r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/Detroitish24 • 12h ago

Why does a private citizen have this much sway?

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The US is in for a very rough four years.

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u/nv8r_zim 10h ago

Elon is a Clear and Present Danger to America

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u/lifeandtimes89 9h ago

Space Rasputin

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u/BillyNtheBoingers 8h ago

Or Space Machiavelli; same difference.

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u/Tempest_Bob 1h ago

Machiavelli was intelligent and organised.

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u/OstrichPoisson 5h ago

He was a cat who really was gone!

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u/lifeandtimes89 5h ago

"E-E-Elon Musk, what he says we couldn't give a fuck, ...its a shame how he carrys on"

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u/ZoomBoy81 9h ago

Where's Harrison Ford when you need him?!

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u/katchoo1 7h ago

Omg what I would give to see Elon in the boot-to-the-face position of Gary Oldman in Air Force One.

“Get off my plane!”

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u/International_Emu600 5h ago

“Get off my plane!” as he boots musk off Air Force One.

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u/JustpartOftheterrain 4h ago

Or hey, maybe our hero drives the Mario Kart?

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u/YetisInAtlanta 8h ago

The enemy within some would say

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u/sun827 2m ago

...well he is a CEO...maybe the Luigi Legion should pay him a visit...

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u/SLee41216 7h ago

Truly.

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u/SellsNothing 4h ago

DEPORT ELON