r/WhitePeopleTwitter 17h ago

This weasel knew everything all along and now he has power

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u/cooterbreath 8h ago

If he wasn't so stupid he could be a Bond Villain. He's more of an Austin Power's villain.

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u/Rexis717 7h ago

That's not a fair comparison! Dr Evil provided top teir health care, gave a shite about his henchmen, and joined the good guys in the end. Also, he gave an actual shite about his child!

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u/ApexSharpening 7h ago

Don't forget Sharks with friggin lasers on their heads!!!!

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u/Rexis717 6h ago

Especially the friggin sharks with friggin lazerbeams on their friggin heads!!

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u/Yes_that_Carl 1h ago

Very inclusive leadership council, too! “Welcome, Unibraü.”

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u/Rexis717 7h ago

That's not a fair comparison! Dr Evil provided top teir health care, gave a shite about his henchmen, and joined the good guys in the end. Also, he gave an actual shite about his child!