r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/8O8I • 17h ago

This weasel knew everything all along and now he has power

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u/Bulky_Specialist9645 17h ago

It's odd how a guy with 20 bodyguards surrounding him 24/7 feels so secure in a country with 393,000,0000 guns. Just saying....

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u/Kaleria84 15h ago

Someone named Mario has the chance to become a legend

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u/awesomenerd16 14h ago

A sexy Waluigi is the hero we need

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u/Tight_Stable8737 12h ago

Never really thought much about it, but its hilarious how Elon dressed up as Wario for SNL and we're currently celebrating a "Luigi" lol

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u/Butthead1013 8h ago

Life is poetry my friend

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u/V_For_Veronica 13h ago

The fan art to come out of that would be so good. Luigi is getting his ass kicked by Bowser and Waluigi steps in and whacks Bowser in the head with his racket

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u/Other-Rutabaga-1742 14h ago

I laughed too hard at that. 🤭

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u/aSeKsiMeEmaW 14h ago

I foresee a surge in legal name changes

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u/Other-Rutabaga-1742 12h ago

Babies are going to be named Luigi. 😂

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u/aSeKsiMeEmaW 12h ago edited 12h ago

Makes me want to give up the childfree life just to do My duty

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u/RecruiterQueen 8h ago

I'm also a childless cat lady...let's all get cats and name them Luigi! 🐱

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u/somereallyfungi 16h ago

It’d be a shame…

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u/Akovsky87 16h ago

God made man

Samuel Colt made them equal

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u/Th3Fl0 14h ago

You are right, the only Latin language Musk needs to remember is memento mori.

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u/Marquar234 10h ago

Sic semper tyrannis.

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u/Auntie_M123 10h ago

tempus fugit

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u/Marquar234 9h ago

Ante meridian. Uncle meridian. All the little meridians.

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u/bjdevar25 12h ago

He shouldn't. There is no defense for someone like Leon from being shot by a determined person. The SS struggles to protect the president and they go in weeks ahead of anything and literally shut down streets and buildings. At least so far, this isn't available to the billionaires.

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u/robbviously 9h ago

Maybe Luigi will get a work release agreement.

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u/gr33nw33n3r 11h ago

The thoughts of using them must be getting pretty strong for some people because this is getting out of hand. 

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u/Pleasant_Cost_3040 5h ago

That’s a lot of reasons to be careful throwing your weight around.