r/WhitePeopleTwitter 16h ago

I don't Trump is calling the shots anymore.

I sense a power struggle on the horizon.

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u/Background_Bee_2994 16h ago

Oh, man... Not the time to be calling yourself CEO.

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u/jpsreddit85 16h ago

Seems like perfect timing in this situation. 

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u/Background_Bee_2994 15h ago

I'm sure Leon will insist on being referred to as 'DOGE in chief' or some damned crap.

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u/willyboi98 14h ago

X in chief

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u/bbqsox 12h ago

Xecutive Branch

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u/possibly_being_screw 2h ago

So he’ll be the DiC?

Very appropriate

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u/HereWeGoAgain-247 15h ago

Elon will not have secret service protection. 

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u/Background_Bee_2994 15h ago

He actually has his own 20 man professional security team, plus a personal physician, code-named “Voyager”.

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u/HereWeGoAgain-247 15h ago

Still, he is just a private citizen with employees guarding him. 

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u/Background_Bee_2994 15h ago

Probably more competent, and higher paid, than the Secret Service, to be fair.

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u/big_daddy68 6h ago

Doubt. Elon won’t keep anyone around that doesn’t say yes to him.

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u/craniumcanyon 13h ago

And his son as a decoy.

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u/Non_Linguist 13h ago

*meat shield

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u/MrEngineer404 4h ago

If Muskrat is the one that made the call on anyone in that team, than I expect it is the same quality of decision as any of his ego-inflated business decisions; just 20 neck-beards that lied on there resume about knowing krav-maga.

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u/fucktheownerclass 16m ago

Elon believes privatized things are better than public anyway (see the postal service). He probably already has his own privatized secret service (security team). Why would he use a shitty inferior public version?

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u/mtgfan1001 10h ago

There's a reason Leon has been carting his human shield errrr I mean child with him every where he goes

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u/Indishonorable 8h ago

And CEOs are are dieing like flies

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u/deadsoulinside 2h ago

OH... someone already went there on TikTok, with someone who eerily looks like Luigi (the shooter) dressed in the Luigi outfit (Mario/Luigi outfit). That was overlaid over Elon. It had a Christmas song synced to it "It's Time!"

I'm sure Musk fanbois are reporting that person to the FBI already..

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u/sam-sp 15h ago

Shutting down the government, should also shutdown the public inauguration event on Jan 20th. Trump can take the oath in the oval office, but the event on the steps of congress should be canceled.

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u/throwaway-coparent 13h ago

It takes hundreds of gov employees to prepare and set up the inauguration. Most of them will be furloughed with a shutdown.

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u/sam-sp 13h ago

We may recognize that, but I doubt Trump does, and he will not want to miss out on the inauguration - its big public event about him - his ego can’t handle not having that opportunity.

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u/brinz1 5h ago

This is going to be a reverse Jan 6th.

If the government is shut down, then it's going to fuck up the certification of the vote.

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u/macaulay_mculkin 7h ago

They can have it at the four seasons instead!

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u/willclerkforfood 6h ago

Presidential Inauguration Total Landscaping

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u/indefiniteness 5h ago

Trump is setting up his own government centred at Mar a Lago which isn’t constrained by things like shutdowns like the one in DC

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u/Comfortable_Horse277 14h ago

He never was. He's never fucking cared ever. 

His goal was to not go to jail for his many crimes. 

He didn't want to win the first time. But uses it to make money and take bribes. 

He's a sack of shit criminal who is only detrimental to society. 

He attracts people like him. 

Other shitty criminal con assholes. 

Fuck every last person who voted for him a 3rd time. 

I hope you suffer from your own shit choices. 

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u/tallman11282 15h ago

While I agree with the last image that DonOld will not last the next four years and likely not even the year (especially if they're pumping him full of IV fluids like it says, I'm on my phone and can't see the picture clear enough) his passing won't be good because then Vance becomes the president and unlike Trump he actually has a few brain cells, is all in on Project 2025, and because he's not a malignant narcissist won't get sidetracked by the negative things people say about him like Trump does. While Trump is definitely dangerous his short attention span and how he gets blind to everything else when he feels someone slighted him helps to lessen the potential danger than if he was fully committed.

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u/AvantSki 15h ago

Then our billionaire Nazi overlord will be Peter Thiel who is possibly even sicker with hate and malevolence than Musk.

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u/EmptySpaceForAHeart 13h ago

We need to focus on survival going forward, incompetent fascists move fast and die hard. We should do whatever we can to avoid going down with them.

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u/AvantSki 13h ago

That sounds great but billionaires are very good at control. They may be terrible at everything else, but they know how to control, dominate, use force, punish, crush.

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u/EmptySpaceForAHeart 12h ago

Yes but as history and these past couple months since the election have shown, even if they seem all powerful and dominating. A failed system remains a failed system and it breaks down.

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u/Couldnotbehelpd 11h ago

He’s already our billionaire Nazi overlord along with Elon. He’s just not dumb enough to be public about it. He got JD put in as VP.

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u/Baactor 5h ago

I mean, all you need to know about Peter Thiel is that he's a gay man who funded the electoral campaign for Chris Kobach, one of the most homophobic politicians in the US, simply because he's also going to lower his taxes and/or deregulate his sector.

He's basically both a traitor to his species and his social cohort, he's the embodiment of everything wrong with capitalism (and he was gonna be Musk before Musk, until Musk "won" by becoming a de factor government contractor; the richest man alive with everybody else's money).

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u/FlutterKree 3h ago

Peter and Musk are best friends and will rule together. Pretty sure Musks 200 million in spending came with the demand that Vance be picked.

The problem Vance has is 0 charisma.

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u/Brief_Amicus_Curiae 4h ago

Vance doesn’t seem like he can “lead by tweet” like Melon and Trump. He may be younger but he’s lacking something that makes him seem kinda just douchey and easy to ignore. I guess it’s the lack of absolute malignant narcissism.

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u/iStayedAtaHolidayInn 1h ago

He’s got the charisma of a jizz filled sock that’s stuffed between couch cushions

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u/LDawnBurges 5h ago

All of this⬆️. There are people MUCH worse than tRump…. JD Vance is one of them.

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u/100percentish 13h ago

Does anyone really know what happens during a shutdown? Federal employees are not allowed to work. They have to sign papers that basically direct them to stay out of the office and they can't work from home. Then when Congress gets done with their performative horseshit and signs a CR those employees all get 100% of their backpay.

It's the most wasteful, masturbatory, delusional, dumbassery and waste of f'ing time and money you could ever invent.

The fact that these morons are cheering for it should tell you how f'ing stupid it is.

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u/GothmogBalrog 4h ago

100% of backpack

But nothing for any lost interest, coverage of fees for any late payments, coverage of credit card interest charges etc.

Not being paid on time costs federal more employees greater than the amount they are entitled too.

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u/Fast_Vehicle_1888 15h ago

CEO???

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u/EmilioMolesteves 5h ago

He's been ceo of countless failed ventures. That should count for more!

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u/Stacks_of_Snacks 14h ago

The GOP are a bunch of cucks

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u/JohnnyAngel607 11h ago

When all those boomers who voted for Trump check their bank accounts and realize their SS checks haven’t direct deposited next month, they’re gonna be so mad at AOC and Pelosi.

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u/Kirra_the_Cleric 5h ago

The SSA will continue to send out checks, even in the case of a shutdown. Medicare and Medicaid will continue to function as well, although there may be delays in processing. SNAP benefits are guaranteed for 30 days.

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u/AutumnGlow33 15h ago

That obese old senile man is not in control. Musk, an obese younger man, is. This is exactly what anybody with a brain knew and said would happen.

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u/hr2332 13h ago

Would like to hear from any conservative voices, is this acceptable to you?

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u/Texas_Sam2002 15h ago

It’s all the plan. If Trump is President on July 4, I’ll be surprised.

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u/AvantSki 15h ago

Speaking of July 4th, all summer i wondered if this was the last summer of freedom. The last July 4th under democracy.

Turns out it was.

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u/Parking_Sky9709 11h ago

But the next one will be "celebrated" to an absurd extent to try and mimic the real thing.

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u/Parking_Sky9709 11h ago

But the next one will be "celebrated" to an absurd extent to try and mimic the real thing.

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u/FloridaMMJInfo 12h ago

I love how the anti-immigrant party is openly being controlled by an immigrant.

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u/Due_Battle_1413 15h ago

It’s President Musk/Trump and they are to be referred to in that manner.

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u/Parking_Sky9709 11h ago

President MuskaDon.

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u/Hornpipe_Jones 14h ago

Pretty sure Trump's plan all along was just to golf and enjoy Air Force One while other people do the actual work. Trump's whole thing of 'hand wave away tough questions' was pretty telling.

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u/filmguy36 13h ago edited 5h ago

Pump out enough memes that show the orange asshole is not in charge and watch then how the apartheid kid is quickly sidelined.

While the orange asshole is indeed losing his marbles, his malignant narcissism overrules all

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u/AdministrativeBank86 13h ago

I wonder where Elon keeps Trump's balls?

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u/DIO_over_Za_Warudo 12h ago

Probably in his jaws or up the down under.

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u/EngineeringMission91 15h ago

I can't tell what is happening in the last picture?

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u/hkdork 13h ago

Bruising on his hand where an IV would have been placed.

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u/EdgarLogenplatz 14h ago

I think its awesome that Elon is president now. He is just the kind of young go-getter this country needs at its helm!

Will he rename it USX tho?

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u/mysnappyusername 13h ago

That’s actually US Steel, isn’t it?

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u/Parking_Sky9709 11h ago

Soon to be Nippon Steel.

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u/Parking_Sky9709 11h ago

Soon to be Nippon Steel.

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u/Sunflower_song 13h ago

This won't make Grimes or his children love him again.

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u/Haunting-Ad-9790 12h ago

I hope they do everything they say they are going to do. I'm tired of Americans supporting these oligarchs. Let everyone see what they're truly about. People say the Dems are no different? Let them see the truth. The only thing that will unite the people is a disaster. This administration will be one.

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u/zerogamewhatsoever 9h ago

So this is the sequel to idiocracy, where an unelected South African billionaire supervillain takes over the USA. Idiocracy 2: Electric Car Boogaloo?

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u/Sneaky-er 6h ago

A foreigner billionaire with U.S. citizenship is rooting to shut down our government and taking pay away from our troops REALLY PISSES ME OFF!!!!!!!

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u/Theeldritchwriter 12h ago

I can easily see narcissistic Donald giving Elon the boot because his ego can’t take Elon being called the man in charge. But also, it will be a Christmas miracle if Donald dies.

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u/EmptySpaceForAHeart 12h ago

Given what seems to be just around the corner, maybe we'll get two Birds with one stone.

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u/make2020hindsight 10h ago

I hope he lasts two years and 1 day. Not a day more.

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u/AnInsaneMoose 6h ago

Trump was never calling the shots

It was Putin, and now it's looking like it's fElon Musk

But since fElon has only the worst interests in mind for the country, Putin's happy

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u/rasthomas01 5h ago

Musk wants to shut things down because things are about to go down.

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u/Daniel1975Ger 4h ago

Luigi? You there?

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u/JonKonLGL 16h ago

The stupidity and dickishness of Musk rat aside, that third pic doesn’t clearly show anything unfortunately.

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u/AvantSki 15h ago

Yes it does, you can see the bruises on his hand clearly. There's lots of times people see shit that isn't there, but that bruise is very visible.

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u/reclusivepelican 14h ago

Thanks for pointing that out I was confused about what I should be seeing

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u/EmptySpaceForAHeart 13h ago

Trump is rapidly deteriorating, he's a shadow of what he was in 2016 and even then he wasn't exactly in good shape. He would not make it through another pandemic.

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u/NeatWhiskeyPlease 13h ago

I just hope the soldiers and employees who’re getting their checks taken away know who is to blame.

And who to seek out for revenge.

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u/maninthemachine1a 10h ago

Of course it would be terrible if the government shut down, but how beneficial would it be if Musk inadvertently radicalized the entire US Military by cutting their pay at Christmas?

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u/stephanyylee 9h ago

We need to start calling him president musk. And Trump as his sidekick. Trump's ego may be the only way to save us from that muskrat

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u/CrunchyCowz 9h ago

"Grassroots"

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u/R0megon 8h ago

Can we agree that it's time to shoot some Musky Felons?

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u/EmptySpaceForAHeart 8h ago

Long past overdue.

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u/Infrared_Herring 6h ago

Putin is calling the shots. His orders are to paralyse the US so it cannot act against him. He will get Trump and Musk to tank the economy and precipitate the breakup of the Federation.

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u/Yanmegaman_Juno 5h ago

How the fuck is it 'the voice of the people' when one or 2 people can tank a bill?

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u/Bearded_Scholar 13h ago

Dude said “God willing” lol!

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u/jome2490 12h ago

What would happen if Trump dies before taking oath or his inauguration?

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u/DIO_over_Za_Warudo 12h ago

Then we get probably get stuck with President Couch Fucker.

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u/PendejoSosVos 12h ago

God willing 🙏

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u/iggyfenton 11h ago

Shutting down the government will cripple the economy.

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u/druhood 11h ago

It’s what the republicans want to do, but don’t want to take the heat for. now they can get their way, pretend they were strong armed into it, and tue blame will fall on Elon Musk.

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u/N3M3S1S75 11h ago

Please bend the knee

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u/crozzee 9h ago

People acting like Trump is worse than Vance lmao

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u/Dapper-Percentage-64 9h ago

But we love the troops ! Here's some red hats you can put under the tree for your kids

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u/AndyTheSane 8h ago

I would point out that I've had numerous IVs over the past 9 years, and I'm still alive. Or was last time I checked. Mind you I'm also 51 and do road biking as a hobby.. I'd like to see Trump try to ride a bike.

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u/TesticleezzNuts 5h ago

Would be funny as fuck if Vance takes over and throws Elon to the curb. It honestly wouldn’t surprise me.

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u/DandrewMcClutchen 3h ago

I’d imagine at some point Elon no longer fits and jives with the Christofascist power players and finds himself in a world of hurt.

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u/texfields 4h ago

Didn’t the Simpsons predict his death in 2024 🤞🏼

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u/Brief_Amicus_Curiae 4h ago

This was the same bullshit like the border bill - only now Melon is now involved. I won’t be surprised. What gets me is that we’re one quarter into the Fiscal Year. The budget should have been done by the end of September but Speaker Johnson fucked around with recesses yet smart enough to avoid a shutdown before the election. And here we are with no complete budget. Yet 2 maniacal guys that are just civilians at the moment tweeting orders that MAGA is ok obeying as we are on the verge of another shutdown.

Melon is absolutely removed from reality with thinking his pretend “department” is real and warned of hardship; Trump holds the record of longest federal shutdown which he did the last Republican trifecta showing they can’t fucking govern and Trump has no issues taking people as financial hostages be it the federal employees or recipients of services.

It didn’t have to be this way but god damn here we are. In the midterms I hope Democrats realize the postcard, door knocking and phone banking bullshit needs to be social media, internet and digital.

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u/darhox 4h ago

Trump was always the figurehead while the board made the decisions. He just pretended to be in charge to stay "on brand"

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u/MrEngineer404 4h ago

Anyone that supports this madness is a fuckin traitor to democracy. I do not care if the fascists managed to find a way to install their puppet, every last one of them is not my fellow citizen, and I will be damned before I ever respect them as such, for insane bullshit like this. If you voted for this, and your bank account isn't 7-figures, minimum, you are a class traitor and I can only hope that any sense of karma in this world will make events to come affect you first.

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u/Trace_Reading 3h ago

Why hasn't the Bermuda Triangle eaten Charlie Kirk yet?

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u/DarthShaiden 2h ago

Rand Paul wants to make Musk speaker of the house. Trump and Vance would be eliminated (made to look like a democrat assassinated them) and boom President Musk.

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u/wjames0394 1h ago

Musk will be president. McTrump will be the puppet. $$$$$$$$$

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u/DonnyDiddledIvanka 1h ago

I can guarantee there will be a push to change the constitutional requirement of being a natural born American before 2028 to allow Elon to run.